ITT: Post terrifying sentences

"So, did you say you Lift?"

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Show me your Abs anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's your height?

      Lmao

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "the only way i feel like i can forgive you is if i get to peg you"
    Worst night of my life, unironically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not fun, bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you are gay for accepting, pretty undefendable bro. you might be a failed man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hot

      It's not fun, bro.

      >not fun
      she used the BBC dildo didnt she

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's your height?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "can I work one in with you"

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You’re not thaat big anon haha

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So how long you been lifting?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "what have you been up to lately"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    “Hey Anon, we’re going out to the sports bar for beer, wings, and fried appetizers after work. Are you down?”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you mean you’re not drinking? Everybody’s doing it?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this. Why do people try to pressure you into drinking so much?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s fat, unfit alcoholics trying to justify their shitty life choices. Even knowing this still doesn’t stop it being annoying as fuck to hear though

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "That's your girlfriend? How old is she exactly?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "She's almost as old as me"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >n-n-nine years older than me....

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    “Babe, we should go to the gym together. You can train me!”

    “5am? That’s too early for me.”

    “What do you mean the gym is your thing? Why don’t you like spending time with me?”

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "I'll think about it."

    I didn't realize how fucking gutting that combination of words would be until a girl told me that after I made it obvious I wanted her to be with me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lift heavier

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro, your hair.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heart sinks momento

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fuck you

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so what do you do when you hang out with your friends, anon?
    Haha yeah, friends, haha…

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you sexually active?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao never laughed harder at a IST greentext
      More?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're in luck, I commandeered an entire thread and inserted humor and greentexts. >

        [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      poor bitch prob thought she was about to die

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >”What are you getting up to on the weekend anon?”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh God.... this
      >be me
      >just be doing normal things
      >grocery shopping, eating at my favorite spot, at a bar etc
      >"so, what are your plans for the rest of the day/plans for the weekend?"
      >literally do not do shit the rest of the day; literally no plans for the weekend ever
      >go home probably, cook maybe, shitpost on IST, play with my dog, read
      >have to come up with shit on the spot every single time
      >"uhhhh n-nothing..."
      >"Uh lots of stuff going on, very busy work work work"
      >"yeah I think I'm gonna go out with my friends later but idk I'm kinda tired"
      >don't have friends
      >make money without working
      >minimal responsibilities, and those I do have are accomplished swiftly and efficiently
      >end up going to sit alone at a bar to say I did something
      I went to a strip club alone for my birthday and the stripper asked why I was alone. I lied and said all my friends were busy. I don't have any friends.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and the stripper asked why I was alone
        That's when you tell her that you're going to tip in rolls of coins.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She didn't mean it in a mean way.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, but its none of her business anyway. You're not there to socialize.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >You're not there to socialize.
              I....
              I was.... I tipped more for her to sit and talk with me than I did for the '''dances'''

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ma bro why do you think people go to strip clubs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same, anon. I’ve no friends, but it isn’t too bad I guess. The group of “friends” I had stopped talking to me once I decided to stop drinking and get IST so I think it’s better to be alone as opposed to having friends like that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not so much that I don't interact with people, it's that everyone I do interact with IRL are more for business or colleague type relationships. Was in the military so the friends you make in service are across the world, whether you're in or out really. Then there's my stock trading buddies which is almost entirely digital comms anyway. There's my gf, who travels for work (that's how we met in the first place) so we have to schedule meetings in advance. And then there's you guys, right here, on IST, particularly IST.

          So I'm often alone and went to a strip club on my birthday and spent hundreds of dollars to have someone chat with me and pretend to like me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dude, I'm agnostic, I was a raging atheist at some point... Go to church dude, pretend you believe the bullshit, put in some effort to try to be social, maybe you can even find a nice christian girl who doesn't travel. If being alone bothers you theres no other way but to find a way to not be alone anymore, Its kinda like being fat, you gotta put in the effort to get to a place you want to be. Also hobbies help, try BJJ its fun. If you are really socially retarded, try Dale Carnegie's book, I can at least pretend I'm not retarded and have at least 2 close friends thanks to this book, this hsit my have changed my life

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Based except for lying. Tbh I am Catholic and I think most protestants are agnostics larping but still that's messed up. You're better than that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >make money without working

        The elusive successful IST poster?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sort of. The multiple streams of small amounts of income while using GI bill for housing and school. But yes, IST related though I don't go there anymore

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. I was thinking of investing in stocks soon (maybe some crypto but that kind if shit is too volatile). Any short advice you can give or is that not really what you do?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's mostly stocks. Honestly I couldn't say. I lost a fat chunk betting on inflation mid 2020. The market stayed irrational longer than I could stay solvent. Nobody cared about inflation until a few months ago. Been playing way conservative since. QYLD is not a bad start. It's a covered call fund, pays out around 10-12% annually. But I'm partial to that strategy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that question broke my self worth so many times

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i like you the way you are
    The whetstone for the upcoming dagger.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Anon you've gotten so skinny"

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "I just don't feel anything for you anymore."

    Better now, but damn did last November suck for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      atleast you had someone to break up with you anon, alot of us are extremely lonely

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least she was honest and told you, instead of ghosting or cheating.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Its Morbin Time

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so when did you lose your v-card anon?
    Also
    >is there something wrong anon? are you feeling okay? (no erection)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess we're playing Uno tonight.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why are you so quiet anon?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what do you do besides lift?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Friend (or is he?) of mine who is sort of a Chad
    >Are you still lifting, Anon? It doesn't look like it.
    I know he was just trying to demoralize me, because I get compliments from normies. And that's what hurts. I thought he was a based guy. Clearly not.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly is, probably your only friend retard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why are you so aggressive? u must be a dyel or lardass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      take it as a compliment bro, that guy is a crab and was clearly jelly of ur gains. Life is already a bitch, why try to take your fellow man down. Fuck him.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi! I'll be your new coworker Mr. Goldsteinrosenblumenbaum

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are you so serious anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me its
      >I can never tell if you're being serious

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are you mad?
    I'm not mad, just autistic man

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >So, for how long have you been lifting?

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