So a 10 minute walk.
Dont tell me you start your car for 1 mile, stop and start it again for an other mile.
This will kill your car in the middle run.
You are not supposed to start a car for rides shorter than 4 miles
I know you europoor monkeys walk everywhere, but keep in mind we're like 700x richer than you, and have infrastructure built around cars (and not horses and donkeys)
There isn't a sidewalk for me to walk anywhere in my suburban town from any other part of it except for the tiny handful of blocks in the exact center where nobody actually lives.
I hate cars and car infrastructure so much it is unreal.
This is the hell that is suburban and rural America. We don't have centralized villages, but 1-2 two acre plots randomly placed along roads in no discernible pattern
Yeah excuse me while I walk past a bunch of migrants, beggars and junkies just to pick up some milk. Nah bro, I moving to the US from Europe and getting a car has been a major life improvement. It's literally the best thing ever if your finances are in order.
He's not though. Every time she makes one of these comics she writes a five paragraph description explaining how her husband is a doctor with a side job as a personal trainer and she's a stay at home mom and he even pitches in around the house daily etc... Not to mention they have maids and gardeners. She's just bored and a confused cunt.
>works 120hr/wk >marries ungrateful wife >drinks smoothies in an attempt at healthy eating
He sounds like the moron here. You can't spend time with your children with that kind of schedule which means they are either with the shitty wife or at some nasty daycare. Obviously the wife is a nagging entitled person, and he's stupid for marrying her without realizing it.
Any sons he has will grow up to be bitchmade pussies and any daughters will eventually get married to prison inmates.
Selfish? Eating the last piece of fruit is selfish? Eating fruit that you paid for is selfish? Not being a beta cuck who bends over for his own spawn is selfish?
Woman: >Even though it's only one peach left I'll save it so my kids will have to fight over who gets it or divide it into many pieces and not get satisfied
Man: >Since there's only one peach left I'll take it and then the kids won't be upset because they won't know about it
This was my thought too. I was one of 4 kids. If someone didn't eat the last one there would be autistic arguments and rulers brought out to measure it into exact quarters.
meanwhile reality >i'm not going to eat this even though it's almost rotting >i'm going to eat this because that stupid bitch keeps buying too much fruit and it always goes bad
i swear women are fucking retarded, they buy like 50 dollars worth of fruit and only eat maybe 10 dollars of it.
Why does this keep getting reposted? Is it a popular comic? Why? And why does she need to label "me" and "him" when that's already a given from the title of the comic?
she's just humble bragging, everything women say is a humble brag. she's bragging about what a selfless mother she is taking care of her kids and kid like husband. she doesn't mean any harm by it she's just your typical modern woman who's been taught to shit all over men as a second instinct and really it's so mild I wouldn't get upset if I were him
I thought the whole "women expect you to read their minds" was a sitcom meme...until I got a gf. They do not communicate. They expect you to just know.
she knows she can just drive to the store and buy more peaches right?
>drive to the store
You mean walk to the market right?
The nearest place that sells fresh fruit is over a mile
So a 10 minute walk.
Dont tell me you start your car for 1 mile, stop and start it again for an other mile.
This will kill your car in the middle run.
You are not supposed to start a car for rides shorter than 4 miles
I know you europoor monkeys walk everywhere, but keep in mind we're like 700x richer than you, and have infrastructure built around cars (and not horses and donkeys)
I am so rich I have to waste my time in my car
Anon...
>I am so rich I have to waste my time in my plane
>Anon...
>goes onto SwoleShack to flaunt using his car for a one-mile walk
found the fatty
At least ride a fancy bike or something.
A car for a mile is overkill.
consoooooooom
Every time you pay for gas you're voluntarily donating directly to the government.
Never drove a car in my life
>just walk around outside in america
lmao maybe if you're deep enough in the woods you'll get shot by a hunter for a change, no thanks.
Bro it's been 100 degrees every day for 2 weeks I ain't trying to be sweaty as fuck I got stuff to do
this, I'll happily walk long distances in the cold but it fucking sucks in the texas heat
I'm not even in Texas this is Minnesota. It's been the most brutal summer.
There isn't a sidewalk for me to walk anywhere in my suburban town from any other part of it except for the tiny handful of blocks in the exact center where nobody actually lives.
I hate cars and car infrastructure so much it is unreal.
This is the hell that is suburban and rural America. We don't have centralized villages, but 1-2 two acre plots randomly placed along roads in no discernible pattern
Yeah excuse me while I walk past a bunch of migrants, beggars and junkies just to pick up some milk. Nah bro, I moving to the US from Europe and getting a car has been a major life improvement. It's literally the best thing ever if your finances are in order.
>walk to the market
don't you mean run to the shop ?
And pay for it using his money.
>finds selfish man
>marries him
>have children with him
>"Why is my husband so SELFISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
He's not though. Every time she makes one of these comics she writes a five paragraph description explaining how her husband is a doctor with a side job as a personal trainer and she's a stay at home mom and he even pitches in around the house daily etc... Not to mention they have maids and gardeners. She's just bored and a confused cunt.
IIRC he's a lawyer. But yeah he's a hard-working professional who workings 120 hours a week to feed his kids and unemployed trashbin wife.
*who works
Teaching yoga twice a week is not working. Its something he encourages to do to keep her busy so she doesnt cuckhold him in her free time instead
What do you think she's doing at those "yoga" sessions?
Ever been to one? She's sweating and farting and thinking she's working out.
>works 120hr/wk
>marries ungrateful wife
>drinks smoothies in an attempt at healthy eating
He sounds like the moron here. You can't spend time with your children with that kind of schedule which means they are either with the shitty wife or at some nasty daycare. Obviously the wife is a nagging entitled person, and he's stupid for marrying her without realizing it.
Any sons he has will grow up to be bitchmade pussies and any daughters will eventually get married to prison inmates.
Selfish? Eating the last piece of fruit is selfish? Eating fruit that you paid for is selfish? Not being a beta cuck who bends over for his own spawn is selfish?
Woman:
>Even though it's only one peach left I'll save it so my kids will have to fight over who gets it or divide it into many pieces and not get satisfied
Man:
>Since there's only one peach left I'll take it and then the kids won't be upset because they won't know about it
Tpbp
This was my thought too. I was one of 4 kids. If someone didn't eat the last one there would be autistic arguments and rulers brought out to measure it into exact quarters.
will you guys ever stop responding to same picture? Also not SwoleShack
twitter and SwoleShack are both seething over this picture
interesting
not many topics where you see such a thing
lost it
First honest chuckle I've had on this board in months, fantastic
Lmfao fucking saved
godbless u monkeys
meanwhile reality
>i'm not going to eat this even though it's almost rotting
>i'm going to eat this because that stupid bitch keeps buying too much fruit and it always goes bad
i swear women are fucking retarded, they buy like 50 dollars worth of fruit and only eat maybe 10 dollars of it.
Fucking kek, my mom does the same. I'll go over and find a bunch of rotting fruit sitting in the bowl.
She's subtly ridiculing his character AND making it public, how is this shit fucking allowed?
>subtly
That's what happens when a woman does not respect you.
Why does this keep getting reposted? Is it a popular comic? Why? And why does she need to label "me" and "him" when that's already a given from the title of the comic?
>Why does this keep getting reposted?
To make you menstruate with rage.
>Is it a popular comic?
Yes.
Why does she hate her husband?
What the guy is actually thinking:
>fruit-based and peach-pilled. Wifecels seething
Yeah I like to have OPAD(One Pussy A Day).
Somebody do a tweet or a snap or instantly gram this to her
Beautiful
I love you niggas
It’s a joke you chuds.
Lighten up a bit
arent jokes supposed to be funny
Some women honestly don’t know that
>some
She bought the peaches for the husband's money though
>bought for
???
PEACHES COME IN A CAN
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWN
IF I HAD MY LITTLE WAY
I'D EAT PEACHES EVERYDAY
blow up your tv
throw away the paper
go into the country
build you a home
plant a little garden
eat a lot of peaches
try and find jesus
on your own
i wonder what its like to be this insane
Saucer of milk and some catnip and unlimited naps? Sounds good
I laffed
Don't worry about those other guys it was funny.
she's just humble bragging, everything women say is a humble brag. she's bragging about what a selfless mother she is taking care of her kids and kid like husband. she doesn't mean any harm by it she's just your typical modern woman who's been taught to shit all over men as a second instinct and really it's so mild I wouldn't get upset if I were him
I thought the whole "women expect you to read their minds" was a sitcom meme...until I got a gf. They do not communicate. They expect you to just know.
Big time
So who’s gonna post the edit where the husband is shoving the peach up his ass?
Look how massive she drew his bulge, though.
Peaches are my favorite fruit. They taste really good.
I hate women
Fruit is a desert. Mother is probably feeding her kids lots of fruit juice and wonders why they are so fat.
Someone put timothee chalamet in the husband panel
shut the fuck up onions boy
He should punch her in the throat