is Florida a based place to live for fitness bros?
I need the sun year round, and California is expensive and gay
is Florida a based place to live for fitness bros? I need the sun year round, and California is expensive and gay
is Florida a based place to live for fitness bros?
I need the sun year round, and California is expensive and gay
Lived there all last year, it was great. Expensive as fuck but everything is actually worth blowing your money on. Workout Anytime in Homestead (near Miami) is pretty cool, you can go down to the homestead bay front and get some sun with the iguanas after working out.
I loved it but I couldn’t afford it long term.
>Expensive as fuck
compared to LA cities it's pretty fucking good
Yeah well compared to Cambodian cities it’s pretty bad
it’s practically LA rent-wise but with lower salary wages
>homestead
Yeah bro, just like join the barrio with the worlds craziest walmart
Oh and if you want a sweet gig with a gym and beach there’s plenty of seasonal work in Ocean Reef in Key Largo. There’s an employee gym with squat racks, employee housing, and meal plans. You won’t save a penny but you’ll have one hell of a time.
Yeah but too many conservatives for my liking
don't come, homosexual
leave then, homosexual
>calls itself the sunshine state
>rains literally every fucking day
fucking deceptive advertising state ill tell you that. also good luck living anywhere south of tallahasse, get raped by nigs, Hispanics, and high as balls housing prices.
Also.
>WE ARE FULL
never been there but I probably could not stand the humidity
florida is cool but I can't deal with all the black people
You're in a poor area then. My nice town of 70,000 is like "3%" black & it's only a fraction of that that are actually African-American.
I lived on south beach for 6 months
ghetto blacks or middle-class blacks?
I love middle-class blacks and I love watching them fuck my girl
Florida state best state one day we will take over and you will beg for mercy and we will consider it
her "boyfriend" must be some closeted fag
Florida will be the first and worst state to be in when the worst parts of climate change get it. If you are young and just chilling and renting sure but if you are older do not buy a house in Florida
>climate change
lol
heh
lmao
haha
get out of here homosexual
based sunk cost fallacy chads
this
also
>buying a house when boomers are going to die in 20 years, restoring the economy
You'll never get me out of my swamps but I hope it does kill all the foreigners buying up our land theyll never fit in. I hope climate change is real so it kills the old retirement israelites from the north.
That would mean it would kill 90% of Florida residents
i’m moving into a house in Miami next year i inherited
nigga if I were you I would legit just sell that shit asap. A housing market crash is pretty imminent and it will probably not rise back to what its worth now
Who are you kidding? Housing will never fall because people from Asia are fleeing with their money to western countries.
that effect isnt universal, its limited to certain regions of america like california or nyc, and then countries like canada or australia
most mass migration isnt asian, unfortunately
Screencapped to laugh at later
Lol we were supposed to be underwater already. Climate change is another hoax just like all those winter covid deaths. If the northerners would hurry up and leave we would be ok. Instead they will vote in a crack smoking homosexual like they almost did last time.
Damn i guess banks will stop loans on beachfront and Obama will sell his Martha's Vinyard place soon too right?
No fucking way this state sucks dick and is on track to only getting worse with our housing situation getting fucked by cowards leaving their self imposed shit states
leave troon we hate your kind too
based
Bitch I am from Miami-Dade, lived in Palm Beach for most of my life, and lived for some time in Lake, Pinellas, and Orange
The main reason why this state sucks dick is because of all the NON FLORIDIANS ruining and sanitizing everything
Fucking israelite Yorkers, Cumnecticutians, Piss Jersey fucks, Commiefornians, FIBs, Massholes, New England cucks, Hispanics, and nogs from haiti are fucking this place over.
Piss off homosexual
>Bitch I am from Miami-Dade, lived in Palm Beach for most of my life, and lived for some time in Lake, Pinellas, and Orange
The main reason why this state sucks dick is because of all the NON FLORIDIANS ruining and sanitizing everything
Fucking israelite Yorkers, Cumnecticutians, Piss Jersey fucks, Commiefornians, FIBs, Massholes, New England cucks, Hispanics, and nogs from haiti are fucking this place over.
>Piss off homosexual
W/e helps you cope troon
snow fucks up fitness
snow fucks up fitness
snow fucks up fitness
There or Texas.
Both have a lot of heat, Florida's is wet heat though which can be dreadful, but if you live near the beaches its bikini season year round.
My dehumidifier fills 5 gallon buckets every day it's pretty based it's like free water to give the dogs I love this state
redpill me on Texas
Full of steers and queers
whole lotta tren
texas fucking sucks. the entire state is corrupt and too politically divisive. it has its own power grid since it didn't want to get on the federal government's infrastructure and every county takes in millions of koch brothers money to shut down better city planning and public transportation. most of the land is just parking lots by design. its right next to the border so you have to deal with mexicans way more than anyone should. natural disasters are going to hit texas and florida a lot more.
op im going to give you a tip, Arkansas. beautiful land and its only going up in value.
>Arkansas
lotta minorities bro
>texas
Enjoy total failure of the most basic amenities due to privatization of what is normally public infrastructure.
>gets a little chilly
>entire electrical grid fails
>over 200 dead in a single week
>this is somehow new york's fault
Can't make this shit up
You forgot
>your cuck senator flees to Cancún while his people are dying
>your representative takes a vacation in Miami while her constituents are still locked down in NY
two can play that game you dumb cunt
born and raised
love the state
no income tax, fairly good gun and car laws, people are much better looking compared to other states
for instance, I'm a miami/orlando 7/10, but where I am in michigan i'm an 11/10
>people are much better looking compared to other states
>for instance, I'm a miami/orlando 7/10, but where I am in michigan i'm an 11/10
Thats the complete fucking opposite you liar
We're so full of dysgenic Hispanic mutts
if you don't like latinas for being hot you're retarded
if you don't like cubans for being conservative and holding family values you're an absolute homosexual
jensen ackles
Latinas can be hot, but then you have to deal with their family
Cubans can be conservative but they're still retarded mutts
post face or celebrity look a like
What's with antivaxxers moving to Florida and Mexico? I know several rich guys that are planning to move to Mexico. Seems like the cartel is more dangerous than vaccines right? They can fuck up white guys whenever they want. I wouldn't want to live in a lawless hellhole like Mexico.
>Florida
should be obvious due to our based governor
>Mexico
being a lawless shithole has its benefits
Florida didn't do covid. We didn't shut down, no one except pussies wore masks. We went through the whole pandemic consequence free.
78,939 of you didn't
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
thats not even mentioning the long term lung damage and heart problems covid causes that we don't even know the worst effects of yet
>long term lung damage and heart problems covid causes that we don't even know the worst effects of yet
no you dont understand, everyone who recoverd from covid will be 100% good for the rest of their lives, but the vaccine, they will all die because we dont know long term effects of the vaccine yet, but we do about the disease itself
I think its a damned if you do damned if you dont scenario
N i g g e r j e w
how did people die from covid
I got it and it was a breeze
out for 2 days chillin', just had to make sure to coof and keep the mucus down
>those trips
>almost 80k dead floridians paid for this
Like pottery, it wiggles or something
nice wish it was more
>78,939 dead floridians and counting
>and the world keeps spinning
Hey I can drink to that
Wow, more people die driving than that. Also, why is our death toll so much lower than NY and California. Weird.
The sunshine kills Covid vitamin d is what the Yankees lack
Lol, terrifying, less than .4 percent of the population died of the flew. Good thing we were forced to wear masks year round and couldn't do anything in California where our death toll was higher. Really worth saving those really old people and fat kids.
now do flu deaths
oh wait
Do people think this is a lot or something? In a state that people have retired to for decades? Now show the ages and the previous year flu deaths.
it was all boomers
and good riddance
I travelled to Cancun from Florida back in December. Very few people wore masks in Florida. Everyone was wearing them in Mexico.
I was born in America but have lived in Canada my whole life I want to move to Florida and start my life there I’m 18 what skills/ career should I enter so I can have a job/life down there
Stay in Canada homosexual
nagger, I’m coming I’m Michigan born and I’m tired of all these pakis and snow
shoot them
Stay away you dont know how to handle the bathsalts panhandlers it's for your own good
>panhandlers
No I want to move to Miami not the panhandle
Crocodile wrangling
Don't come to Orlando unless you can afford a $400,000 plus house.
strangely enough Orlando has become more pozzed than Miami or the rest of South Florida
Say you live in Florida. Where do you even work?
Iguana control
These fucking iguanas are the worst there was one that had to have been 4 feet lurking around the taco bell intimidating people in the drive thru.
the two absolute best industries to work in florida are aerospace and defense, after that probably medical something or other, and then after that tech.
government
shit pays better and has benefits but then you have to remember that you work for the government and have to deal with both the retardation of the government and the constituents
Could I theoretically hatch and feed pythons in the Land behind my backyard (not my property) and use them for robbing the government?
If you can do it while spending less than $50/python
SHUT IT DOWN
Florida's alright up north, but you get retarded inbreds from joe-jah, and there's way too many homosexual Brazilians bringing their retarded politics over from their shithole nightmare land.
>neighbor owns a bunch of retarded mutt pitbulls that regularly try to maul a passerby every day
>finally get a good look at them one day
>they're about as mixed as a toilet bowl in a public bathroom
Literally one of the best states ruined by all the naggers and Hispanics floating in on rafts and shitting up the place.
Oh you've pretty much hit the nail on the head.
>at work one day and coworkers are arguing
>the refugee from brazil or w/e is shouting at the top of his lungs at the newbie
>find out it's about donald trump
>expect the refugee to be fuming about the newbie's red leaning
>find out the refugee is the one ranting at the kid in favor of trump
>refugee can't even legally vote
>newbie points this out
>the guy literally storms out of the place and doesn't come back
>still occasionally see him ordering food from us
>always have to fight the urge to rile him up about his green card (or lack thereof)
Hey, cool it with the racism.
Power house gym fucks
I love that place
If you see me there, I usually wear a hoodie and climb the rope lol
We skipped covid and never closed the gyms. We're full though so fuck off
Moved from the space coast to SoCal in the beginning of the year…. Gyms in Florida are nicer because the land is cheaper but it’s all fat and old people at the beaches. The dating pool was slim there. As an 8/10, 6ft, 6 figure, built white engineer, it was almost impossible to find anybody worth dating who wasn’t just on vacation. Here is SoCal, the weather and women are both better and even though it’s a lot more expensive, I took a 50% raise for making the move. Everything pays more and people are way more fit and younger on average.
>As an 8/10, 6ft, 6 figure, built white engineer
every single solitary poster on fit
the average fit poster claims more like 6'4, 6' is pretty short by fit self claimed standards
I appreciate his modesty, not mentioning his special forces career along with that.
>50% raise
Means nothing when it's 300% the cost of living. Why are so many people physically incapable of realizing that "bigger number on paystub lol" doesn't matter when everyone has a hand in your pocket.
cali is an absolute shit show unless you're a celebrity with millions
what reason do you have to be down there if you're not in the entertainment business?
>Means nothing when it's 300% the cost of living.
I mean you can pretty easily make numbers where a 50% raise is better than a 300% cost of living increase. like if you are making 100k after tax and spend 10k on living costs. pocket 90k. then 150k after tax vs 40k on living costs. pocket 110k.
and if living in an expensive area means better career advancement and also better quality of life it's obviously better.
I dont know if that anon came out ahead but a lot of people can come out ahead in a high cost of living area.
Been in north county san diego since March. Great weather, surf, extremely attractive girls everywhere. I mean everywhere. Yea, Cali is gay and I'm not claiming residency anytime soon because fuck paying taxes here. But it's a nice spot. Just don't move to LA or some absolute shithole.
We are literally full, not even kidding. People moved here in mass during the covid scare because we didn't have lockdowns, they straight up cannot build houses fast enough for people to live in them. Shitboxes smaller than your average townhouse are going for like $400k now in some places, let alone decent sized houses for families. In the last 2 years my parents' house has increased value by about 50%. Part of its the bubble everywhere is experiencing, but there are just not enough houses to accommodate everyone. They're building shitheap """multi family dwellings""" by the block, built by the cheapest bastards that cut any corner they can.
6th generation Floridian, baby due in March, love my home, but I genuinely feel like I've got to move my family because we're being overrun and fucked over by New Yorkers, Californians, and everyone else fleeing in droves. It's a real shitty feeling.
in south florida one of the problems is that they can't build out into the everglades, so they are restricted in terms of how many houses can be built. a shit load of condos are being built, but i imagine not everyone wants to live in a condo
>problem
The problem is tourists thinking they are entitled to any part of my fucking swamp
I swear to god it should be legal to kill any out of state tourist that venture more than a mile from a beach boardwalk or disney hotel
Well we do have DeSantis. I’m surprised he hasn’t made this a law yet he is so based.
Yeah, even in North FL they're building tons of condo/apartment buildings. If not, it's small cookie cutter suburbs with """HOAs""", being built for the modern wageslave, his 2 kids, and his plain wife. It's not like it used to be, when families used to have decent houses on a nice acre outside the cities. It's urban sprawl everywhere that's not swamp. I curse the man who invented air conditioning often.
I am looking for a gym partner in Waterford Lakes by UCF.
Are you a top or a bottom?
I like women
Florida is fucking awesome. If I was still twenty-something and single, I'd be living there in a heartbeat. Summer there is fucking retarded, but find some springs or go to the beach and you'll be set. The drinking water isn't good though take that as a forewarning, zephyrhills aside
I saw a YouTube video (fresh and fit podcast) the other day and the guys were speculating the average body count of modern women, they said by the time an average girl is done college she’ll be at like 100, and I remember Miami getting thrown in there at some point. Now I don’t believe them, but if this is true then good luck trying to get a half decent girlfriend in Florida
good luck trying to get a half-decent serious girlfriend anywhere really
your best bet for that is to LDR and fly them out to you
but if you want to fuck freely one of these party states is the place to be
Touch grass buddy women aren’t fucking 100 people on average lol. It’s so funny seeing this site after taking an extended break
women fuck a lot
once they've gone through 2-3 relationships and they all failed, they'll just start spreading their legs for anyone they find sexually attractive
finding one in that early state is the goal for long-term
yeah I've seen this happen, in some ways I kind of blame the early few guys for pumping and dumping I dont think women were meant to be able to handle that it basically flips a switch in their head to turn them into a slut forever, they pretty much go crazy.
also they seem to get bonded forever to like 1 or 2 exes in that early stage and those guys can basically show up at any point and ruin their current relationship. sad.
Some slut I was fucking was obsessed with her ex. Wanted to stalk him with me and tried to get me to walk near him with her. Very weird. They're back together now. I'm sure she fucked half the town.
On average, men have as much sex as women.
>On average, men have as much sex as women.
sources on these claims?
averages don't come into play with casual sex
you're either pushing chad or are a chad, otherwise, you play the long game with everyone else
Holy shit what part of “I don’t believe them” is hard to fucking understand, they need an english comprehension requirement on the board
my brother in christ
i dont think you understand
florida is the state for sluts
I’m getting a catholic cuban mama
>fresh and fit
You are retarded and should KYS for listening to 2 naggers that HAVE to pay OF girls to come onto their podcast.
florida:
>expensive
>very gay
>terrible politics
>cities full of extremely superficial people with bad plastic surgery and leathery skin from constant sun
It’s wild how expensive some parts are getting. My mom’s neighborhood in Clearwater is $500k plus now.
>another thread about to turn into raging about women being sluts
fuck off we're full
if you come make sure to stay in the tourist containment zone ie South Beach and Miami Dade in general
Broward is boring dont come
I don't care who comes as long as they stop coming to the West Palm area. It's so fucking crowded.
I wish they stayed on LULZ. No one should have told them to improve.
what even is there to do in WPB, i only know this one rooftop club cause i was dating a Boca girl who loved it for some reason
I don't want to tell you.
heheh fair enough
atlantic ave is super stuffy for me anyways too many goobers in dress shirts and shoes for my liking
>what even is there to do in WPB
You probably one of the same retards that moved outta the corn fields and complains there is nothing to do in FLORIDA.
im from broward homie all i know is theres a good pizza place in Boynton by the Lemongrass and the Village Tavern
need me a WPB bitch to be honest
If you are white you shouldn't have a problem finding good hispanic/island girl but your autism definitely will make it harder. Good luck finding a white girl tho, most became whores to the rich fucks in miami.
Learning how to dive is a surefire way to find beachy white girls tho.
im black and only like asians white and latinas
not thugmaxxed enough, i only seem to pull the black girls who have all white friends
Date within your own race
but im really into anal and cant tell if the girl has a clean butthole if she’s brown plus black girls dont like it
Just date men.
nuh bodda wit di battybwoy buisness my yout
its so funny how even blacks dont want to date blacks, what a joke race
You ever dated a black? Their fuckin mouth is their biggest problem.
I will never get mad at another black man for laying hands on a black girl because her fuckin mouth got her there.
the black girls I knew did, but I'm white
black women are more submissive towards white guys because they know they're punching up
white boys cutting their dicks off en masse while your women ride the cock carousel because you gave them equal rights is the real joke
a fatty grabbed my asscheek and propositioned me for sex while i was walking along the beach boardwalk
i passed as she was the apple shaped fat instead of the pear shaped fat
come to beautiful West Palm Beach and see the stunning downtown!
make sure to shit up the place, date rape, litter, vomit in ubers, and start fights with locals. check out this nifty art!
>confirmed incel
Take out the littering and that sounds like a fun time to me
check out this stunning skyline in West Palm Beach, Florida! Goobers welcomed!
Honestly a boring skyline that can be found in any developing city in Kansas, minus the palm trees. I actually wonder if your post isn't a joke or satire.
yea but stfu & look at this building isnt it nice
only 3,200 a month and you can hear the domestic violence and gay anal from above, below, and each side neighbor
bruh
its really boring
how
there's always something to do
Lol Florida. The biggest pile of horseshit the world has ever known. They’re desperately trying to get anyone to move there with their ad campaign. It’s cringe as fuck.
and where are you from again
Not Florida
irrelevant flyover homosexual just know the women from your shithole state come here and give up all 3 holes via same night lay on a weekend for FREE while you wait for date #3
its hot as dick and rains daily, sometimes all day. Lot of sluts go to FSU up in tallahassee but thats a redneck area and full of naggers. homeless are rampant
I used to live in Jax and worked out at the gym down at the Landing. Right on the river, bunch of restaurants and bars and whatever there. Nice gym, big glass windows good views not a lot of people. but overall jax and florida suck, too much heat hot and warm weather fuck that I'm back in good old MA now
FL bros how's the metal scene near Miami/Orlando?
it’s shit in Miami. all the good venues closed down there’s really no scene now
North Carolina is pretty base. Outer Banks area especially. Beautiful weather and beaches and very few minorities.