I would really like to lift weights and build up a strong physique but I feel too short. I will never look like I lift, will always be physiqually smaller than a majority of the population, a muscly body will only make me shorter and girls absolutely despise SwoleShack manlets.
Dubs and OP gets raped by a horse
dubs and op understands that its useless to complain about things he cant fix
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Rolling because op doesn't know what he has and maybe horse rape will get him to stop taking his reasonable height for granted.
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>OP posts the truth
>Gymcels cope is always the first post
dubs and this guy gets raped by a horse
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Haha enjoy that fat horse cock in your ass and mouth (op)
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So you've done no work and you're already complaining?
This is retarded. The guy on the left isn't even jacked. Hes lean. Guy on the right could get a body like that with a vigorous calisthenics routine.
lol lmao even. look at the shoulder width difference. that's not just muscles. look at the frame on the right. absolutely genetic deadend
5'9 is average European male height, and above average global male height, you retard. Stop spending so much time on SwoleShack, you're fine lol just lift
I live in Germany and average height for men aged 18-30 is 5'11". I will always look smaller than 70% of the population even if I get to the natty limit.
Holy fucking shit it's two inches who cares. Do you know how literally nothing two inches is? Just wear airmaxes or something if it bothers you so much, fix your posture and nobody would be able to tell lmao
Just move. You have an EU passport you mong.
>bro just take a shower, get a haircut and buy some better clothes
And put in work, and lose weight? Why are you pretending that isn't a massive part of it.;
>guy on left is a literal who military grunt
>guy on right is winnning an emmy award
thats literally a woman, fucking state of this board
Guy on the left is well groomed and fit idgi
the person on the right isnt like that becuase of genetics. that is entirely an attitude and lifestyle choice
>tranny demoralizer thread detected
Back to discord with you, "sister".
That's why you lie.
Many nignogs use sunglasses because it improves their apeish looks, lie and they don't give a fuck because they are subhuman.
You can give a half lie, don't shave and use the glasses
>Turn 1
I play Psychic Conjurer, giving me a copy of Chad's Jawline
>Turn 2
I hero power and emote
>Turn 3
I play Identity Theft, giving me a copy of Chad's Height and a copy of Stacy, the Fertile from his deck
>Turn 4
I play my second Psychic Conjurer plus Brann, giving me a copy of Chad's Height and Chad's Charisma
>Turn 5
I pass, Chad thinks he has me on the ropes
>Turn 6
Here's where the fun begins. I play Harvester of Envy, then dump Chad's Jawline, Height, and Charisma from my hand, stealing those cards from Chard permanently
>Turn 7
Chad is worried, but at least he still has his beloved Stacy, right? Oh no no no, Chad, you went face and left my Harvester up. I play Stacy, stealing his copy from his deck.
Chad realizes I've taken everything from him. He's short, ugly, and alone. He finds lethal with the condede button in the bottom right, and I hear the sound of a chair tipping over as his portrait explodes
this post is one of the reasons you're not chad. fucking nerd
Don't care, have a gf who I'm going to marry. We play Hearthstone together sometimes 🙂
ITT: Fake alpha chuds get annihilated by sigma magic chad.
Haven't guffawed like this in a while, cheers anon
incels are really closet homos
>2022
>Wasting your life playing a shitty card game that was last popular in 2014
NGMIx1000
Then give up, you don’t have the mentality to lift
Even literal midgets should lift weights. Exercise is the most important "biohack" humans have ever done or ever will discover in our lifetimes. No one regrets taking care of their health you fucktard.
>but girls don't like short guys
If you had a loyal wife already who loves you and doesn't think about your height, don't you think she would like your body more if it looked good?
Girls think short men who work out look like overcompensating freaks.
only way to get as little penalty as possible for it is pretty face(low masculinity in face) but little muscle is better than no muscle at all like think football calisfags etc
i mean gotta play smart not just hard if u dont have perfect cards, which is assumed u do when normal advice is given
>only way to get as little penalty as possible for it is pretty face(low masculinity in face)
and dont go to military or jail for ur own sake, not even joking
>Play the cards you were dealt
>B-but I was dealt bad cards!
How do you miss the point so completely?
dont lift then pussy we have no personal investment in your success just fuck off to LULZ
Kys demoralization shill. 5'7 ultra manlet and fine. Lift if short because lifting is fun and productive, fuck women they are all vapid whores anyway, alhamdullilah.
5'7 is hardly ultra manlet you're just short, absolutely can make it territory
5'9 is not kind of height to fuck u up
Anon, you realize you haven't counted all the cards in your hand, right? There's one more card that you can play only if you believe in it. This is the one that will help you win! You may not know how to use it now, but the right time will come.
What Yu-Gi-Oh card is that?
i'm 5'5 and still lift. i just hear excuses for being a lazy cunt.
>professional swimmer has swimmer body from training since like 6 years old
swimmers go on with career cuz they have body for it, people dont develop it cetrain body type so fast
there is survivor bias but do you really think the training does nothing?
well training does nothing obviously in comparsion to base level. u wont do well even in training if u have no body type for X sport
unless u cheat but how do u do it in swimming lol. like u can wrap gloves in boxing or poke eyes in mma
you are a massive, gaping, defeatist pussy that will never accomplish anything because you are convinced that you simply aren't meant to. God help you.
>chads hand can only play one game
>anons hand can play 4 games
apply yourself and you be multi dimentional
poker (pussy) isnt everything
this chad meme is lowkey kinda gay innit
maybe its an american thing i dont get it but looks to me youre obsessing over mens looks and which guys the hottest guy like some gossiping housewives
well everyone wants poosy and decent relationship and looks get that easily. actually same for women who dont wish to be pumped up and down
I'm 5'10, I already assume no woman will ever love me
I still lift anyway and so should you OP
You're a whiney bitch and I hope you keep downing those /LULZ/ blackpills until you have a nice day you absolutely insufferable homosexual