In the military we get tested for steroids regularly, but there are plenty of jacked guys running around. Some people seem to think it's impossible to get a good physique without steroids, those people are wrong.
In the military we get tested for steroids regularly, but there are plenty of jacked guys running around.
You just need patience and discipline, two things most people don't have, i mean i too get impatient sometimes, people aren't perfect.
you are retarded if you think getting tested for roids proves anything
Well that guy is clearly taking something, look at his skin. Do they test for SARMs?
Lol. There are plenty of guys using gear in the military, in fact depending on your branch it’s even encouraged and a blind eye is turned. They’ll only test if they’re given a reason to suspect beyond how you look, be sure they don’t actually want to.
This. Oh no you're using steroids to compete with the Chinese soldiers who are all given mandated steroids! They just don't want any liability.
Do they really?
>positive steroid test
>son you tested positive for steroids
>good job putting the country above your personal health
>You're a corporal now
Ya OP is a fucking idiot. It's not a professional sports team. They aren't making money or keeping stats. It's the military, their job is to kill people. Special forces are pumped full of the best steroids known to man because most of them die by 30 anyway.
If a SEAL doesn't die by 30, he is a demented turtle who dies at 40
Fucking retard. That guy is on roids and so are plenty of other guys in the military. 75th is known to have a lot of juiced up guys.
How are you supposed to get big in the military if you eat and sleep like shit all day
Marines literally get steroids delivered to their boat
It's an open secret
Don't be a retard and nobody cares
What military have you joined, because I haven't been drug tested once.
They don't care if you do drugs unless you're an addict.
they'll only pin you for roids
if they hate your guts and want you out
read : you have free will and a moral compass
two big no-nos of the profession
>In the military we get tested for steroids regularly
No you don't. The standard drug panel doesn't test for AAS. You'll know if you're getting tested for AAS because they'll ask for twice the amount of urine (required by DoD testing regs)
>t. had OSI come after me for suspected roid use and had to read up on this stuff quick
> in the military we get tested for steroids
Only on paper. As long as you don't completely fuck yourself up with steroid abuse no one will give a single fuck and steroids are often even encouraged.
It's an open secret.
>In the military we get tested for steroids regularly
No we don't, a tiny sample of people get tested once in a blue moon, and it's not a big deal if you fail anyway
>blasting and cruising only to get your legs and dick blown off Israel
Do americans unironically see their golem army as heroes?
Knew plenty of guys in there who were on shit for sure. If you're a good Marine/soldier and you're good at your job and everyone at your unit and all your sgts like you, you're not gonna pop in a piss test.
> If you're a good Marine/soldier and you're good at your job and everyone at your unit and all your sgts like you
That was the case for me and I still had military investigators try to compel me into taking a piss test (I said no and they dropped the case a few months later)
In my case I ordered DNP to my on-base dorm. Probably not smart but I wasn't too worried because it's not a scheduled substance
Turns out there was a FBI/DEA task force after the seller due to a few recent DNP deaths
The task force contacted investigators at my base and asked them to get me to tell them how I paid the guy and turn over any communications we had
The investigators were retarded and thought DNP was a type of AAS (they wrote "Steroids???" on one of their note pages)
They interview people in my shop and ask if I have roid rage. Everyone says no but one guy says I make weird jokes sometimes
The investigators note that I have financial issues because one time someone said "PB&J again?" when I was eating lunch and I said "I'm an E3, that's all I can afford."
I figured this all out through a FOIA request months after everything ended
I'm very drunk so it's hard to be specific
But your story amused me very much
Who the fuck takes DMP in the military?????
Soilder should be mentally mature rather then flexing ceps and taking photo thts what kids do
>Smh american military truly is a joke
roid acne, dressing up in camo