Then walking out to a little bitch ass car like this hahahaha or any "car" for that matter.
How emasculating
Imagine getting a good workout in
Then walking out to a little bitch ass car like this hahahaha or any "car" for that matter.
How emasculating
What do you get into, a truck with a 2ft bed?
They don't even make those you lil nerd hahahaha
Meanwhile Chad hops into pic related.
JFC you look like such a pussy being a "male" driving a fucking little car hahaha
Called it lmao
Short bed trucks are literal small dick cars. The only purpose in having a truck is the fucking bed
All i need it to hold is a 4wheeler, imagine getting an ugly ass extended bed because you're too poor to afford a trailer
8ft bed for standard lumber..
T R A I L E R
You stupid fuck. Also, who the fuck buys so much "8 foot lumber" that they'd buy a fucking extended bed just to haul around "8 foot lumber" all the time?
You're a blue collar redneck aren't you?
I’m sure you’re smarter than vehicle manufacturers. Get a life kid
>vehicle manufacturers said I probably will need to haul around a bunch of "8 foot lumber" so I'll make sure to get the extended bed!
Dumbass rednecks....
looks much better.
>have super long truck
>park in parking garage
>people have to drive around your truck that is long for no fucking reason
have a nice day trucknagger
Post your vehicle
If you need a trainer why not just buy an SUV or sedan?
That “short bed” can carry more than your twink car
False, i need to follow drill rigs over various types of terrain. I do use the bed for the core boxes and soil samples, but do not need a long bed.
Only mouth breather contractors need long beds.
Lmao this is a good way to expose yourself as someone who has never and will never used a truck before.
Short bed will still carry a stack of drywall or wood. I’ve carried 8+ arborvitae +20 bags of mulch in my short bed as well. Can you fit all that in your shitbox, poorfag?
>a stack of drywall or wood
You know that you can just hook up a small trailer to a regular car to transport a bunch of wood for building your cuckshed?
Truck owners are clinically retarded and have a female mindset when in comes to cars.
Why would I do that when I can literally just throw them in the truck bed? Are you clinically retarded? Why would adding a trailer be preferred? Literally adding steps just to avoid trucks. What a limp wristed euro faggit you must be
Actually almost all pickup trucks are for homosexuals. Most owners dont even do any serious work or need their truck, they just enjoy driving an oversized piece of shit to compensate for you know what. Most pickups are ugly too
Chad “lil pecker” Smith, who has a jacked truck, yet has never towed a thing in his life, nor every driven off of asphalt…
Ever*
Seething samefag holy shit you're incredibly ethered hahahaha and immediately think of dicks when you see a truck hahaha closet homosexual!
Also the asterisk goes in front you stupid fuck
Your penis will never be above average
There were 3 posters ITT when I made that comment, imagine unironically going and edited this in MS paint.....
Also, your fat ass is literally sitting in front of a PC right now hahaha holy shit how pathetic!
>not knowing how to take a cropped screenshot
It’s over “hahaha” bros
You literally went into ms paint to edit out the (You)s - that's what I was referring to you stupid fuck wow this is the result of inbreeding
It's over for your IQ
Absolutely no idea what I'm looking at. I don't unironically post from a fucking PC like some celibate weirdo.
You're literally sitting on a chair, not moving, posting hahaha wow I cannot believe people seriously do this
>phone poster being a homosexual
wow very surprised
>Absolutely no idea what I'm looking at
>phone poster
>insecure truckfag
HAHAHAHA bro just accept you're a manlet and stop being angry all the time
Okay, so you’re schizophrenic too?
Didn’t expect that from someone who doesn’t even overland with their Toyota.
Not samefag, and who tf cares about an asterisk, autistic cretin
>Quintessential American .webm
A black and a Mexican in a violent exchange. Sounds right unfortunately.
walmart buena park?
I think it is lmao, that's portillos in the back. Shame that fucking place israeliteed out HARD and raised prices like fuckin mad. I miss them dogs bro
20% gay
80% fake
Why this happened, americans do this for no reason?
He was probably driving like a dick because he thought he was hot shit in his truck and needed a reminder of what a sad little man he is
even if fake, still hilarious
Holy hell, a literal truck cuck lmfaoooo
hold up there was no impact
HAHAHA holy shit
>meanwhile everyone in houston/dallas/atlanta who owns these are 5’6” balding mexican mutts
In New Mexico, it's dipshit 5'6" Mexicans with alcohol problems and criminal records. Otherwise known as total chads.
>toyota tundra
Chad lite real Chads drive Silverados
>chuderado
UBERchads drive Sierra's
All I know is everyone who has one these drives like an old asiatic lady.
They're all big macho tough guys but put them on winding mountain road or a dirt logging road and they white knuckle the steering wheel at 5mph and are too macho to pull over and let faster vehicles pass because it would be an insult to their manliness.
Tundra with a rebuilt rear end for towing, light off road, carrying some gases and welding equipment (not my profession, just a hobby)
BMW 330E daily driver
Still have a camper converted Volvo XC90 from my mom as well.
What's going in the bed of that? Your bento box?
>passes you despite you already going 10 over the speed limit
>collides with incoming traffic
Everyone who drives something like this is a fat retard who should probably be put to death
>passes you despite you already going 10 over the speed limit
People who get pissed about this shit are the biggest limp wristed pussies in existence. I go 90 in a 65, what the ACTUAL FUCK are you going to do about it? Cry on the internet? LMAO
> i drive 140km/h
wow look at this badass over here
you wanna have a go at formula 1 or are you too fat to fit in the car?
Pftttt you think "140kph" is like in territory of bragging or something? How pathetic. Post key fob. Right now. Post the key fob to your car with time stamp.
You won't. Why? Because you're poor as fuck and drive a shitbox. Absolutely PATHETIC. Can you Post wrist? Oh you can't do that either? Because you're a fat poor incel? Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
jokes on you, I ride my bike to the gym
Truck naggers are the biggest fags in existence.
>tailgates you to compensate for their small cock
>immediately back of 100 feet when you brake check them because they’re all pussies
All truck naggers really need to kill themselves
They're driving as close behind you as anyone else, your insecurity makes you think they're trying to mog you or something
How would you know that? Are you documenting every moment of my life or something? Stfu you tiny dick homosexual.
Unlike you, I have self-awareness. Before I freak out about stupid shit I like to ask myself if I'm overreacting. I have been in your shoes and I asked myself "hmmm, I wonder if I'm being an insecure little homosexual" and make a mental note how close that truck is to me and then take note every time another car seems too close to me and also take a mental note whenever a big truck is behind me and not tailgating me
That's the difference between you and I. I have a 130+ IQ and you're dead-middle on the bell curve
You’re trying way too hard to cope here. Perfect example of the dunning kruger effect though.
Have fun seething about problems that really arent there LOL
Have fun coping by being a brainlet that thinks he’s a genius
Have fun dying because you think your little car stands a chance against a 6,000lb truck LOL
Don’t have to have to worry about that because my car isn’t little. Also they back off every single time I break check them. They act tough but when it comes down to it it’s all an act. I call their bluff every single time. Cope more.
The projection lmao. I add an inch to my lift every time some limp wristed Redditor complains about my truck
>driving 120km
>know the drivers tends to be retards especially trucks fags who are always on their phones
>making a turn into a service road or crosss to the westbound part of the highway
>turn on turn signal several km away so I can eventually slow down and turn
>retards always keep tail gating when it would 100% be their fault in the case of a rear-end
>they either abruptly change lanes at the last moment, honk, or miss because I manage to roll into the turn under given conditions
Oh but when you merge into their lane with several car length to spare at city speed these fags act like you cut them off they start roading raging and trying to actually cut you off at every lane until they merge into another car.
t. owned truck for towing
I have that exact same car lmaooo, looks like my 2013 corolla 🙂
any female who sees a man in this while automatically assume he has a small dick, srry.
I know females who literally will not date guys who drive cars.
Yeah they're called fat girls.
>small dick North American truck culture thread
Everytime. Didn't even have to read the OP.
I drive a 2022 camaro, if I'm driving a gas hog I'm driving one that actually has some power to it.
>truck with merica flag sunshade
Tell us you were in the army and beat your wife without telling us you were in the army and beat your wife
>tiktok reference
>DINOSAUR JUICE
This level of cluelessness is impressive
What the fuck is even the purpose of owning a truck as an average flyover state npc?
Shit handling, shit power to weight ratio to the point that a beat up Golf would outrun it, shit build quality, shit MPG, usually shit interior.
All that just so you can haul a few bricks, some car parts or a bunch of wood once in a while lmao.
What does it matter if it gets you from A to A reliably and cheap? It’s not pink, and it’s not a smartcar, so I think you should chill.
whats wrong with smartcar
They aren’t worth their price and are unsafe
-gay
-soulless
nothing it's based
What's wrong with my car?
sovl
It's a fine car, looks Soviet also
Can you PLEASE tell me what model Daihatsu this is? I have a 2004 Sirion and the styling of that makes it look like an obvious precursor to mine but I can't work out what it is
I think it's a Mitsuoka body kit on a Sirion
It's a 2001 Mira Gino turbo.
Daihatsu (Toyota) made it due to the classic mini cooper not being importable at the time. they came out with an updated bodystyle in like 2004+? but it just looks bloated and ugly imo.
違います
cute
Sauce on car to the right of yours
I believe that dude had a subaru imprezza that I used to park next to.
Imagine driving a """truck""" made after 1995.
What if you ride a bicycle?
Imagine being so DYEL and low T you have to brag about your shytty truck on an anonymous Uzbek knot tying enthusiasts forums
I get to the gym on my bicycle
2005 Camry chad reporting in. Currently on 218k miles and growing. What car do you homosexuals drive?
2022 F-250 Lariat Ultimate powerstroke Tremor
11k miles.
I don't own a car. I am European.
I walk, cycle or use public transport. Currently it's sufficient.
>guaranteed you's by confused and enraged fatmericans
Was 2020 Civic hatchback, had to sell it when I moved to shytbongland and now I have a banged up 2007 Peugeot 407 station wagon lol
Pic related. Moving to US soon though so ol girl will have to be sold.
2011 RAM 1500. Use it for SwoleShackings nearly every weekend in the summer. Would like to get a midsize truck but I’m too tall for them. I’ve rented tacomas and colorados before but they feel weird to sit in
How tall are you anon? I'm 6'2" and fit in my camry just fine, provided I move the seat all the way back
6’2” as well. I can fit in sedans just fine. There’s something about the seats in midsized trucks that just don’t feel right. Like they purposely make the seats sit too toward even when you put the seat all the way back
Golf gti mk7 . Around 30k miles
i drive a 1999 lexus is200 soon with 200k km
fat amerisharts seething
manlet detected
im 194cm, you fatty
my previous car was a miata
>194cm
More like 164cm you coping europoor
164 is the amount of kilograms you haul in your fat ass americunt
97 camry with 90k miles!
Based and grandma-car-pilled
>only drove to church on Sunday
2022 jeep grand Cherokee
company vehicle, ive saved thousands and thousands of dollars over the past 5 years, free gas all year, no repairs or maintenance... gonna keep this job as long as i can
2022 toyota corolla
I just broke 2k miles on it
salaymanmobile
currently a 2007 Nissan Titan and a 2007 Mazda Miata. Was previously driving a 1990 Honda Prelude Si 4WS, miss that car, girls used to always compliment it and my girlfriend loved it.
Audi A3 Sportback 2014
It's a decent econobox
a scooter
A subaru outback, that I had lifted 2 inches for slightly better clearance. Good gas mileage, I can take it off roading and camp every weekend. I'm building a kitchen out of the back of it, so I can make my fish when I'm camping easier.
I wanted to get a gx470, but the things, even with 150k+ miles are expensive as shit nowadays. Like the same price I paid for my subaru with 80k miles on it and being a 2019. People caught on to that meme I guess.
2012 civicchads we are fucking WINNING
Based fellow Civic-chad. 2016 Civic LX in Cosmic Blue pussy DESTROYER here
>tfw my 2005 civic gets 42MPG after 100k miles
how much do you get on yours?
8th gen worst gen
t.
6th gen @175k miles
haha, 2012 Civic EX myself.
truck people are the worst.
Reppin a 2009 civic here. First car I ever drove. Old girl seems to be on her last legs, but god has she served me well. Hard not to think of this car as a pet.
3 generations of Toyota
ill post body if you post body (you won’t)
Let's start with something easy. Time stamped wrist. I know how you incels operate. I post body BTFOing you and you homosexuals spend the next 12 hours trying to dox me. Post timestamped wrist you fat sack of lard
you're fat
>I know you are but what am I
The fact you won't post wrist is testament to how dogshit your body is. Continue seething incel
>manlet
>pencil wrist
bro.. just..
Bro literally all anyone needs to know about you is you won't post something even as vague as a fucking wrists because your entire body looks like shit lmao.
Imagine your life. No matter what angle you look at yourself, you look like dogshit hahahaha. Now give me another (You) (no pic attached of course) and seethe a little more you fat incel
Come on fat fuck. They're just wrists. Is your entire body so fucking grotesque even something as arbitrary as fucking WRISTS convey how dogsit your "physique" is? Hahahah wow, consider suicide you disgusting piece of shit
Imagine measuring ones self worth by the vehicle you drive to the gym.
Not gonna make it OP.
>Buying this inanimate object on credit makes me a man
The state of masculinity in the 21st century
is this thread made by the same guy who was raging about having a family and kids the other day? it has the same energy.
my dude is finna trying to sell me a car on SwoleShack
I just like shitboxes ok :c
If it has wheels and gets me from A to B reliably that's all that matters. Unless you've got the money to buy a luxury car brand, fussing over what car another dude has is woman-tier behavior.
Your lifted truck is not a status symbol, unless your status is fatass. Or you're Brian Shaw.
>Fussing over what car another dude has is woman-tier behavior
>Commences fussing over what car another dude has.
I know you're just bored on a Sunday night and looking to kick up internet shit, but please try harder.
I am from Europe, why are the trucks lifted? To deal better with going off-road?
Seems kind of silly if you are just going to drive on normal roads, there are engineering reasons for why normal cars aren't lifted.
so the suspension doesnt collapse when the average americans get in for a drive to shart mart
the only advantage is being able to see further up the road
Off-roading, heavy snow states, aesthetics, better handling.
I work in auto, sometimes OEMs make the decisions they make because it’s cheaper, not because it handles better.
>”better handling”
>higher center of gravity
Take a physics class you literal retard.
We’re talking about upgraded suspension vs stock suspension you stupid fuck. I am literally an automotive engineer and understand more about vehicle dynamics/physics than you understand e-boi hentai. Kys faggit
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>Manlet rage's
lol so cute
>so grotesque can't even post wrists
>his self esteem comes from anything besides his body
truly NGMI
>his self esteem comes from anything else than his mind
NGMI
I ride your mom to the gym
Wow, insecure/fit/ggots will seethe about literally anything
Imagine living in a place where you need a car lol
EXPOSED BRICK WALLS
Imagine living 6 inches away from your neighbors
>31 years old
>have never driven a car besides when i got my license 4-5 years ago
>filled with terror entire time
>no point because im a worthless autistic loser anyway
I don't know why people drive to the gym. To me, that's like watching the movie version of the book then just skimming the book. If you drive to a gym, you don't give one fuck about fitness.
It’s 7 miles away and it’s 25 degrees anon. I have a job and a wife to take care of I don’t have time for this fantasy anime schedule that you think we need to be on. I just want to lift.
I’m sorry that I live in a car-dependent hellhole that is known as the united states and must use a car to get anywhere (don’t worry they’re the ultimate freedom (aside from gas costs (aside from only being able to drive on paved (maybe gravel) roads (aside from thousands lost in maintaining the shitheap*~~)
Imagine getting in a good workout and then relying on an external source of energy to return home when you supposedly have a "fit" body that should be up to the task.
car cucks can't cope with bicycle supremacy
>bike seat and front wheel stolen by local Blacks, has to walk his bike home
Sorry about your bike, anon. I’m about to drive into the mountains and have nice lunch and a short hike. Want to throw what’s left of your means of transportation into the back of my 4Runner so I can drive you home? It’s no bother, it’s on my way and I can take the freeway.
>bragging about a fuckugly toyomeme car
You’re a retard and you have no taste
I have a prius. Women love playing with the huge touchscreen.
Same. It’s probably the quietest car on the road. I’m guessing it’s due to the small gas engine and the absence of a starter.
My wife and I drove it from here in New Orleans Tina’s far as Las Vegas, stopping at a lot of random places along the way (Grand Canyon, Zion, Carls Bad Caverns, Roswell…). We slept in the car a few times because you can just leave it on all night with the a/c running. The back seats folded down are just barely big enough for my 6’ 1” lanklet frame to get comfortable. Also I’m one of the only people in existence to have had heterosexual sex in a Prius.
>“The projection lmao. I add an inch to my lift every time some limp wristed Redditor complains about my truck”
What about living in an apartment above the gym? I usually take the elevator.
>tut tut
Gonna be driving to and from any place i wanna go on a bored out refurbished one of these babies. It's gonna feel so fucking good opening the throttle on the on ramp or at lights, blitzing past the cagies, smiling all the while. God I love motorcycles.
No feeling like a two wheeler.
Enjoy your broken spine.
It's just a car, you are materialist
I love pick up trucks, but a car is a car
You can be jacked as fuck and drive a Mini Cooper lmao
Imagine being insecure about material things
I can't
I have a 2020 BMW 330xi
wanted something with more comforts and didn’t draw too much attention
estate chads where u at
Yeah, I'll just pick up my bike and do the rest of cardio on my way home
getting into a brz/gt86 is where its at, gets pussies wet every time
>american car culture
>ugly jap sedans and fuckhuge trucks for "manly men"
Lifts are 1/2/3/4
I drive a literal soccer moms car.
That I intentionally bought with my own money.
>suburu
>iPhone
>thinking 1/2/3/4 is remotely impressive
That's why I take my bike
Just imagine even owning a car
and paying israelites for dinosaur juice to fill your tank every week
must feel really bad to be an eternal car cuck
>giving birth to chads child…
>mfw
I can't afford anything better alright.
>have box with wheels
>go from A to B
ok
the gym parking lot has plenty of sports cars around here
That's pretty sweet. I wish my gym parking lot had vehicles like that.
Carlets seething at truckchads. A tale as old as time.
heh im a 6'1 170 gigachad and when i went to the gym i was a smoker and would shamefully hide while i smoked and then get into my soccer mom suv (durango). judge me. i dont smoke anymore at least (cigarettes) but yeah you will feel that shame. at least the durango dont give a single fuck about winter. try living in 6 mnths of winter if you wanna talk shit. yes id rather drive a truck, but durango may be gay as fuck but its a ram with a soccer mom finish. like i care anyways, again 6'1 pretty af face and skinny and ripped. literally nothing else matters. i enjoy winter because i can hide my hotness otherwise its a circus of bitches surrounding me. shits ridiculous. you never see it coming.
Anons help me
affordable coup = ketchup stained band tshirt
big truck = shirt with "big boy" printed on it, gifted by parents
??? = suit and tie
Any other Škoda enjoyers here? I love my 2003 Octavia so much.
I had a c45 amg that I sold because I've been wfh for 2 years, and bought a golf wagon instead for groceries and taking the dogs out
Anyone worried about cars on SwoleShack is probably a peasant who drives a shitbox anyway