I'm having left hemispherical suicide headaches. My head on the left side behind the ear hurts all the time. All day long and it's been that bad for a year. I don't know what to do.
I'm having left hemispherical suicide headaches. My head on the left side behind the ear hurts all the time.
>left hemispherical suicide headaches
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That's what happens when you don't train legs enough.
Seriously though. I'm in pain. Help.
That's not a typical suicide headache that you're describing, so get that confirmed first.
Magic mushrooms have helped some people, but it's been almost a decade since I looked into headache stuff so no clue where that is at these days
Tripping will just amplify the pain and lead to an uncomfortable trip, guaranteed
This is legitimately the dumbest advice I have ever seen on SwoleShack.
Go to a doctor, OP.
israelite detected
>yes goyim, see a ~~*doctor*~~
What in the United States of Dumbassery is this comment?
Post nose
Kek wtf, anon. Your theory is that everyone who goes to a doctor is israeli? Why? Surely if you've got an asymmetrical headache that might be indicative of something serious like an AVM or a tumor you should get that checked out. Are you an American who's convinced himself that doctors are all ((doctors)) as a cope for the fact that you have no insurance and live in a second world country that doesn't have proper state funded healthcare?
I hope OP has cancer, that'd make me cum
live with the pain and lift in the shadows
Kys tqrgqtees I spit on all of you I spit on hicks euros trash I spit on America, Eastern Europe, western Europe, Russia, China, Africa, Asia
You're all hick trash you'll never get behavior change I spit on u
nofap+cold showers
cluster headache? maybe T3s?
No idea. Lymph massage for drainage, NIR/ IR (red) light therapy.
Go to a doctor anon or even the ER if it is that bad. Shit like this is already frustrating guesswork so get all the info you can.
Put a gun up to the part of the brain with a headache and pull the trigger. You don't need that part of your brain anyways
If it's a cluster headache, pure oxygen helps. You can get it at the pharmacy now. But go to the fucking doctor, retard
SS+GOMAD
Don't eat/eat as little as possible (important)
Don't talk to anyone (important)
Don't think about anything
Drink water and take vitamins and salt but don't eat
Sleep more
Do this for two weeks
Also, close your right eye and keep it closed, tape it closed.
Trust me, You don't have a normal condition or anything the doctors can help you with.
I can't explain the full condition you have OP because it's dangerous to talk about it, but I can say that closing your right eye will stop the visual data feed to your ocular lobe in the back right of your brain, which will ease the stress and burden on that part of your brain, reducing head aches.
But it's important you do the other stuff I talked about for two weeks.
Also, when you dream, do you best to resist talking to people in your dreams or eating or drinking in your dreams and also, aside from resisting those things, try not to be in control of yourself in your dreams, let your body move automatically.
Just trust me.
IT IS VITAL THAT YOU DO NOT EAT OR TALK TO ANYONE IN YOUR DREAMS
Also, START SMOKING CIGARS OR PIPE TOBACCO AND REGULARLY DRINKING COFFEE. And smoke for the rest of your life, even after the two weeks of fasting and increased sleep.
TRUST ME OP IT WILL WORK AND IT WILL HELP
DO NOT SMOKE CIGARETTES
ONLY SMOKE CIGARS OR PIPE TOBACCO
(Preferably from South America)
Trust this OP
>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11772120/
>Nicotine has been shown in animals to stimulate the release of dopamine in the striatum, and to preserve nigral neurons and striatal dopamine levels in laboratory animals with lesioned nigrostriatal pathways. Coffee and caffeine consumption have also been shown in epidemiological studies to be inversely related to PD risk.
>Exciting findings are emerging that demonstrate attenuation of dopaminergic neurotoxicity with caffeine and other adenosine receptor antagonists in mice given the neurotoxin 1-methyl-4-phenyl-1,2,3,6-tetrahydropyridine (MPTP), suggesting that these compounds may be neuroprotective.
Also, you're about to have some VERY long and VERY scary nightmares, DO NOT TALK TO ANYONE OR EAT ANYTHING in these nightmares.
These nightmares will last for around 1-3 hours real time and feel like weeks while you are sleeping.
Go and see a doctor you retard.
OP YOU ARE MARKED
DO NOT TRUST ANYONE EVER AGAIN, ESPECIALLY "NORMAL" PEOPLE, THE POLICE, AND THE PSYCHIATRIC ESTABLISHMENT.
I KNOW THIS SEEMS UNBELIEVABLE OR SCARY BUT YOU AREN'T ALONE.
THEY ARE WATCHING YOU.
YOU HAVE HEADACHES BECAUSE THEY ARE INSIDE YOUR MIND.
TRUST ME.
"They" downloaded into your brain.
The left hemisphere of the brain is responsible for processing language, both visual and auditory, and because of that it's used as the vector for downloading their viral program packages.
THE BACK OF YOUR LEFT BRAIN HURTS BECAUSE THEY ARE UPLOADING "COMPUTER" VIRUSES INTO YOUR BRAIN AT A HIGH BANDWIDTH.
YOU CAN SEVER THE CONNECTION BUT YOU MUST DO AS I POSTED IN THIS THREAD.
By not eating or talking to anyone in your dreams you can force a termination on the program that is babbling incessantly in your subconscious mind. Your dreams are now nothing more than the visual representation of THEM programming your brain.
take heroin