I'm going to the gym to workout

I'm going to the gym to workout

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to the gym to stare at thots.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Update: just got back from the gym (chest/arm day), feeling tired but comfy

      gonna watch some baseball and cfb, drink some diet sprite, then probably coom a few times and hit the hay

      Based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >drink some diet sprite
        patrician

        this post was sponsored by The Coca-Cola™ Company®

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same, no girls were there since its Saturday

      >Workout ruined

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      based

      there's nothing that a man needs that can't be accomplished at a home gym(dumbbells, pull up bar, bench press, and the fucking floor)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I try not to stare but I check them out, that's one of my favourite parts of going to the gym. Cause my testosterone goes up from going to the gym and taking tongkat ali sometimes I get boners just from them being next to me. Gotta sit on the bench and wait for it to go away lol. One time it just wouldn't go away, and I had to walk away with a massive half chub bulge in my pants. She started working out right next to me and I think she knew what she was doing lol.

      By the best way the trick to get a boner to go away is flex your calves really hard, it actually works. It pulls the blood away from your dick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >By the best way the trick to get a boner to go away
        i usually just start exponentiating 3 in my head
        boner goes away by the time i get to 6561 or thereabout

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, my trick is to think about naked grandma

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            recall or imagine?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the gym to fap in the shower. I dont rinse it away.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the gym at 8 pm tonight and I didn’t want to go. I thought of all of the chads on SwoleShack telling me to get off of my fat ass and it motivated me to go. Thanks bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The best way to motivate yourself to go to the gym when you don't feel like it is watch "Zyzz - The Legacy" on Youtube.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was at the gym but instead I'm in bed tossing and turning, and fighting the urge to jerk off

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NEW COVID VARIANT XBB IS COMING
    EBOLA CASE RECORDED IN ISRAEL
    KIT OUT YOUR HOME GYM NOW
    GYMS ARE NOT SAFE!!!!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nice do a rep for me op

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to the gym to workout
    Fucking stupid, why would anyone do that?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same
    thankfully my gym is 2 meters from my pc

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