I was lifting for Japanese girls with big ears bro. But now I know I was doing it all wrong

I was lifting for Japanese girls with big ears bro
But now I know I was doing it all wrong
You lied to me, told me women like muscles
I'm going to quit lifting and go on a deep cut
Goodbye SwoleShack, you lying sacks of shit

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no... one cherry picked screen shot.. its over....
    last time i was in japan i had only been lifting for about 6 months and i women all over me, they are just used to chink twinks. show them what their missing out on and they come running

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Listen buddy I'm in Japan. Don't trust what women say ever they don't know what they want and that doesn't matter what country or age the woman is. Girls at the club rush to grab my chest without asking and scream when I contract it. Everywhere I go im asked if I'm a rugby player or something. You will get laid if you're not autistic but learning some Japanese will probably be the best bet.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what video

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW there's fitizens that haven't taken the Mongolian Amazonian pill

    Ngmi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Clarence Kennedy in a past life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Asian Sam Hyde gigachad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        saved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IM GOING MONGOL MODE BOYS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Allow me to join you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Allow me
          >Allow
          If you can't take him by force as your boywife, you are no true mongol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's not that lean but still. What the fuck. Good genes I guess.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    99% of the time when you show a chick a picture of someone who's huge they'll say they're not attracted to that.
    But if said guy approached them they would 100% be receptive to him.
    Just do whatever you want, people will break their own rules for someone who they find attractive.

    Also japanese girls are either 100% cool or 200% flakey autists.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest thing is when the jacked guy is clearly on roids and asks them if he's too big for their taste and they all say no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Guys do the same with girls, they will cope saying the girl looks too fake or too into themselves and they prefer a pretty girl next door. However we all know if that girl came up and started talking to them they would go for it. It’s a coping mechanism people use for people they perceive as too good for them, so they instead try to build up the idea that the ideal version of what they could get it actually better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's not the same

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gymcel has yellow fever
    Stop being such a stereotype.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about what bug women want? This is what I'm after.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine cumming inside left, heaven on earth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more of a Brooke guy.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol 1 and 2 literally have the same body but his muscles are contracted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 has bigger chest and arms. 1 is a dyel skelly who has pretty much the same physique as me. I can tell because I am a dyel skelly myself so my senses are finely attuned to this task.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not only listening to the opinions of four random women but taking their opinions as representative of an population
    You will never make it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why are they all wearing cuck muzzles?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not taking advantage of a cultural trend that lets you evade facial recognition
        You aren't as hard as you think you are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Facial recognition is ancient tech. They can pin you by your gait, your phone or your blood pressure now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >owning a phone
            >CARRYING a phone
            Get what you fucking deserve tbh senpai

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you Michael Bazzel sama

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Asian societies are built on compliance

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And western societies are built on being fucking retarded

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, only the US.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Idk about other countries, but so is germany. Recently the chef of documenta-fifteen got (maybe) temporarily let go of her position because some guys made an art piece that contained israeli symbols. It was interpreted as antisemitism, even though the thematic doesn't even contain anything of that sort.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because there's a pandemic going, chudcel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In Japan (and some other east Asian countries) they wear masks for every flu season, because they're not fucking retarded and don't think that basic public health measures are tyranny.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also hayfever

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let me clear that up for you vigin friend
    Women all like muscles
    Most of them are just repulsed by men who pose gay and seem really full of themself like your guy in pic 2

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tf kind of meme shit is he even doing

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting for women
    >listening to women
    ngmi

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    guy on the right isnt even huge, hes most likely natty.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're just reassuring each other to cope because they don't think they could ever get a guy like that.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He loves his muscles too much
    I do.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO LOVING YOURSELF IS... LE BAD!
    I hate the Japanese so much

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    always do and believe the opposite of what women and israelites say

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