I don't care about animal rights, but growing your own free limitless protein supply might be nice

I don't care about animal rights, but growing your own free limitless protein supply might be nice

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    might as well eat your own cum

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying i don't
      >wasting gains when you fap
      c'mon anon

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than ze bugs

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get the feeling this would yield something worse than kuru?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you're emotional and illiterate I guess

      https://i.imgur.com/dF4WzP4.jpg

      I don't care about animal rights, but growing your own free limitless protein supply might be nice

      who says you have to eat your own :3

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, i think you are a nagger

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eating another human's meat
        mmmmhhh Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you break down and consume your own protein every day, but externalising it wigs people out?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo that looks like the singer from Hawthorne Heights.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lab grown human flesh is the future of sustainable protein
    >No of course it's not a country-wide satanic ritual haha be careful though you're starting to sound like an anti-semite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you get powerups if you do it at the same time in different locations?
      is satanism ingress??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >technology and progress is le satanic!!
      Get off the Internet you luddite cocksucker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get a bunch of "meds now" replies, but I agree with you.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon, you can't create matter from nothing. If you want your own protein supply then get chickens and cows

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I clearly don't understand the finer details of the process. What you need to keep culturing meat continuously, if you need to keep buying things for it to keep it going, etc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keeping a cell culture alive is a harder version of keeping fish alive. Constantly needs external nutrition but unlike fish you can't make it self sustaining like aquaponics (yet? Viable r&d path).
        Any random germ gets in and everything dies but fish at least have their own immune systems and will put some effort into not dying.
        Eventually overpopulate their vessel, but fish take years to do this while cells can reach their population limit in a week. Might be alleviated by harvesting though.
        Might figure out the cost per gram protein from backyard chickens, aquaponics fish, whey powder and blob of meat growing in a jar later.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >without causing harm to animals
    What's the bet the kit contains amino acids from animal sources or just straight up bovine serum.
    Also the idea that keeping a cell culture alive, which requires dozens of energy intensive industrial processes to create and sterilise the vitamins, minerals, equipment, amino acids, sugars that it needs is more environmentally friendly and energy efficient than putting some birds in my yard and letting them eat bugs and kitchen scraps is actually insane and would fall apart if journalists cared enough to pick apart what they're told.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile their target market are happy to get all the vaxx despite the fact that they require 40k-tier torture of horseshoe crabs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegans only care about cute animals. They see pic related and think that normal people don't see this as cute. They are incapable of understanding why you would care about an animal that isn't cute, so they cannot care about the nightmare you posted, so they are incapable of understanding why veganism is unsustainable.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather eat cucumbers than myself. That sounds absolutely disgusting. Probably a good basis for a novel about a dystopian future where the elite harvest humans for these meat substitutions because all the crops and animals are dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't call it a dystopia. This is the future you chose

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rather this than bugs I guess. The price would be right.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds almost as cool as just raising cattle or sheep for food

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the autophagy fat people keep telling me about

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably cloned from aborted fetuses. Satan is proud of you

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great, and what should I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely sounds cool as fuck, but I'm still eating animals. I will try this as well tho lol.

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