I bought $200 worth of junk food
I got home ate only a bag of kettle chips now I regret buying the entire thing. Wtf do I do with this bullshit?
I bought $200 worth of junk food. I got home ate only a bag of kettle chips now I regret buying the entire thing.
Eat it all and pretend youre bullking
No I was fucking fasting 5 days I'm not gonna ruin it all
Bro you know how fucking pathetic I'd look returning a whole cart of junk food?
do you really care what wagie store workers or other shoppers think? yea it might be a bit embarrassing, and i'm not gonna pretend that i wouldn't feel a bit cringe doing it myself, but i'd still do it.
also kettlechips are way too good but i haven't had them in several months. made an effort to cut out pretty much all processed stuff like that. one of the few snacks i actually miss.
>do you really care what wagie store workers or other shoppers think?
yeah i do in this case
I'll just donate it or some shit instead. I can't look like a bitch and go back now
alright man. donating is a good option. i suppose i'm more indifferent to the opinions of strangers, but i really doubt people would find it weird or shit. i've seen far worse things at stores than a guy returning food.
while he's at it maybe he should tell them he posted a thread about it on a mongolian basket weaving forum as well. brilliant ideas.
I worked as a cashier, they litterally dont give a fuck with what you do
>Bro you know how fucking pathetic I'd look returning a whole cart of junk food?
tell them that you were supposed to be having a party, but all of your friends told you they didn't want to come anymore
Making an excuse sounds pathetic. The employees will just do their fucking jobs and process his return with no questions asked. If he really feels the need to say something, he should just tell him he doesn't want to be a fat fuck.
>whaaa, it's pathetic
This is mostly unrelated, but I once grabbed more groceries than I had the cash for(left my card at home), and it was at last call, which caused me to screw over the alcoholic behind me in line at the register. He waited at the door for me and wanted me to fight him. I'd rather return food to the store than endure my previous situation again. Do you know the cashiers personally? Fuck 'em.
you looked just as pathetic when you bought that shit, so might as well return it and curb the damage
return it. do you have a receipt?
bring with you to the gym and hand it out to gymbros murdering their workout. then you’ll be known as the gym shaman handing out buffs to injured warriors in their quest for gains. and if you got a cannon for an arm then you can smack dyels with a debuff
Dumb nigga
I want to cast chain lightning
can I cast chain lightning?
Only at Planet Fatness.
Next time buy $100 of coke zero.
Last 2 digits of replies to this comment are how many extra minutes of cardio you must do to repent.
Rent a van with blacked out windows, put a sign on it saying "free candy". Then you drive it in front of a playground. Works every time to get rid of all of it