Time to play lifecoach, IST.
Choose from one of these four outcasts
>Elliot Rodgers
>Chris-chan
>Boogie
>Wings
And elaborate how you would set them on the right track before their eventually implosion.
How would you fix them?
Time to play lifecoach, IST.
Choose from one of these four outcasts
>Elliot Rodgers
>Chris-chan
>Boogie
>Wings
And elaborate how you would set them on the right track before their eventually implosion.
>elliot
>have him lift to kill the 3 others with his bare hands
>how would you fix them
Bullet to the head
i would push wings down a flight of stairs i did this to fat women in middle school
Chris had sex with a hooker and still became a desperate chud
>Chris had sex with a hooker
His mom wasn't a hooker
All Elliot needed was just one friend that would get him out there’s breaks my heart.
>don't know
>Chris-chan is already living his best life, tbh
>Boogie gets a real job
>Wings' life is never going to get better. Seriously Wings second chance at life might happen when he has a heart attack and almost dies
newfag, fuck off.
>implying
>Chris-chan is already living his best life, tbh
But he never got his boyfriend free gf.
He just doesn't appreciate what he has
>thousands of fans
>never have to work
>fucked his mom, arguably every neets dream
>lives in fantasy world where everything is perfect
He'll be sent to prison anyway, where none of that, besides the never having to work thing will no longer be a reality. The upside might be that absolutely nobody would want to be near him so his safety's probably guaranteed.
Boogie/Wings: lose weight, get jobs and stop playing videogames forever.
Top two spergs? Way harder. Chris think I'd just kill. Dude had real issues which needed to be corrected early I mean didnt he rape his mom wtf
Elliot, buy him some pussy. Kid needs to focus on himself and not women and I'd take that shit of a pedastol. Also cut him off, take his car sell all his shit. He needs to know he's not supreme gentleman prince perfect charming at the centre of some cosmic conspiracy, hes a small dickd ugly unemployed autotistic manlet who relies of his rich mommy and daddy. Get him a job that he needs, make him poor, go gym, be normal. Break him down, build him up Maybe join some nerd social club for gunger games or whatever the fuk and he could be king
autotistic
>Elliot Rodgers
Be his wingman, take him out to a club and get him laid.
>Chris-chan
Admit him to a mental ward.
>Boogie
Take his money away and spend it all on a home gym, turn his youtube channel into a body transformation vlog, and force him to lift and track calories (at gunpoint behind the camera)
>Wings
I don't know who this is. He plays videogames right? Take his xbox away, every pound of fat he loses is a few hours of game time he gets. Force him to lift and track calories like Boogie, but since he's not as rich, I guess a barbell, a bench and a squat rack will have to do.
>I don't know who this is. He plays videogames right?
Essentially. Wings is a guy who's only watched because he constantly has breakdowns on stream due to how much he hates his life.
Sounds about right, I vaguely remember Metokur talking about him at some point when I used to watch his shit.
I watched a couple of his vids way back, before he got his teeth fixed or anything. He just milked cash out of his followers and has made no real effort to change his lifestyle, because why would you when youtube paypigs will cover what medical insurance wont?
The dude is a piece of shit, and the worst kind. The kind that will pretend to be as nice and inspirational as can be, while shamelessly taking advantage of peoples' good will.
I just checked Boogie's channel and it's a complete joke. You can see how desperate he is to try and stay relevant.
>Elliot Rodgers
leave him locked in a shed with nothing to do and only water/white bread to eat for 72 hours. Complete mental and dopamine wipe, leave him in a shack in the mountains until he's ready to be grateful for life and all of his advantages
>Chris-chan
No fixing this
>Boogie
Beat the shit out of him, throw out all of his food, feed him vitamins and carnation breakfast 3 times a day.
>Wings
Same thing with boogie but get him to stop being such a fucking pussy by introducing him to the gym and destroying all of his gaming shit
Overall I would choose elliot, he probably has the best chance of making it
Eliot Rodger was good looking enough that he literally could have just learned to play guitar and he would have gotten laid. But instead he just bitched and whined
Same guy but want to mention the others
>Chris Chan
Chris would be better off taken to a legit mental hospital, like well over a decade ago. Preferably hundreds of miles away from family and such.
>Boogie
Stop him from being so internet obsessed. Honestly I intentionally ignore this guy cause I just don’t care about him at all. Also strict exercise/ weight loss regimen.
>Wings
A lot of the same shit as boogie, but also he needs new hobbies outside of gaming. He takes it way too seriously for someone so shit, and hopefully his addictive personality would be subdued by the discipline used for exercise
they don't want to change
Boogie:
>lure him with a peanut butter cup into a large hole in the ground (like a well) with rock climbable walls on the edges and a trampoline with pillows at the bottom
>each day lower him several baskets of fruit and nothing else
>he can't leave until he is able to climb up the rocks out of the well
He'll just break the climbable walls and trampoline with his weight.
>How would you fix them?
Bombs.
Elliot
just be the friend he needed