How would you fix it SwoleShack
Offer an enclosed cum tribute station
>Offer an enclosed cum tribute station
please elaborate anon I am curious
For starters- no more pizza Monday
Personally I would add about 90 more treadmills to sit and collect dust.
Get rid of the pizza shit
I’ve never seen pizza there am I missing something?
They're franchises, so not all locations do that.
Ten gallons of gasoline and a box of matches.
Public use onahole
Free pizza days gets turned into Free protein day
As a gym? Racks and barbells. As a business model? Absolutely nothing. Branding is just "the inclusive gym" to lure in the most cowardly normies whose only concept of a gym is what they've seen in movies. Rates are nice and low so it's not a big dent in their budget and they can tell themselves "well, I might go" month after month. The biggest users are paying a premium just to use the fucking tanning beds. Hardly anything needs maintenance because almost everything is stationary. Build a shitload, hire people to stand at the desk 24/7. Collect money.
This. If nothing else, own two gyms. The PF keeps money coming in while the "real" gym gets new equipment from it's member's suggestion box.
only TOOL playing on speakers
We are of the same mind, anon.
hehehe thats good anon I like your st-
>only TOOL playing on speakers
Keep it the same for all the people who love to be mediocre and add a hardcore lifting room in the bsck where there real stuff can happen.
Fuck you this my gym. I’m not going to be the next Arnold. I’m losing weight. My gym doesn’t even do the pizza thing now that I think of it. And I travel around the state for work, this place lets me use any facility so it’s really convenient.
SwoleShack my office moved to a new building without a gym so I need a new one. I can hit a Planet Fitness from my house with a five-iron. Can I just go to it? I need weights but I won't set off any lunk alarms and the temptation to just be able to walk/jog there and back is too much
You will walk with shame.
not worth. it was the only thing that reopened quickly during coof, and those were dark days for me. no bench. NO BENCH
and for some reason there will be a roided out 50yo mexican guy that wants to talk to you all the time
Actual barbell/squat racks and not just smith machines. Curl bars that you can actually put plate weights on. Dumbbells that go heavier than 75lbs. About 50% reduction in cardio machines. Removal of performative bullshit on the walls like the "lunk alarm" and words everywhere proclaiming JUDGMENT FREE ZONE and shit like that. That's about all it really needs. It's nice and cheap, it's 24/7 they just need to have options for people who want to lift heavier. It's funny to say they are "judgment free" but if you want to go there and get TOO strong then fuck you, you're a douchebag who wants to make people feel weak and stupid! What is the logic in that. If they truly were not judging me they'd let me fucking squat without the threat of snapping something because the squat bar is on a track.
Judgement free zone yet gym naggers are the most conceited and Judgemental insecure homos.
Give black members free pizza
Just think about is as cardio place with AC
What’s the deal with squatting on a smith machine? What causes knee injury?
no more smiths machine
get a bench and squat rack
The only issue is they don't have squat racks and barbells... So add squat racks and barbells
Just add a backroom with beds. This homeless shelter is really lacking
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