Considering the drawn kawaii face and randomness of it all, I'd say it's nothing more than a cute, flirtatious message. The female version of "negging". Only a IST autist would see this as a serious insult. Women don't leave strange men "mean" notes unless they're interested in them.
If he came back the next day (as a customer) with a charismatic line like "I did 20 pushups this morning for you", the skinny bastard could definitely work her.
I work at a cafe frequented by college women. The unspoken rule is that neither customer nor barista exists outside of the cafe. We can flirt, have a crush, and emotionally connect, but the instant you leave the cafe, I expect you to completely forget about me until the next time we meet. It is the utmost faux pas to indicate that I have been in your thoughts at any time except when we interact here.
You're an oblivious gay for not realizing that I'm talking front stage not backstage, I'm talking to a retard who thinks "I did 20 pushups this morning for you" is going to make a 19 year old Asian barista wet, not to you
lol no they'd come in and sit at the side counter. we'd flirt while i worked and lead to more. one time even a girl left while cafe was busy and didn't get the chance to ask so i just searched for her on social media and messaged her like a creep and it worked lol. she ribbed me a little about it but still fucked. they dgaf, college kids want sex there's no weird chastity rules. idk if i'd try that social stalking one on just anyone tho, but i could tell she really wanted it and she was very pretty so horny enough to go for it
How to be less awkward when interacting with workers such as baristas or waiters/waitresses?
>a man using the term 'emotionally connect' anywhere in a sentence when referring to a female >that same 'man' goes on to claim that he fucks multiple women week to week
Dude when I worked at a bank the rule was no intimate relationships amongst coworkers. Yet everybody was fucking each other like rabbits. Sometimes in the parking lot after shifts. One of our tellers had to get transferred to a different branch because she got knocked up by one of the bankers (now married).
imagining the guy who'd write this weird poetic fantasy where he's having to brush off women and their "faux pas" of daydreaming about him. what no pussy does to a mf...
This one time I fucked a customer when I worked at Starbucks. Then I gaslit one into thinking I was single however I just was economical with the truth and she was hyper thirsty for me.
You're an oblivious gay for not realizing that I'm talking front stage not backstage, I'm talking to a retard who thinks "I did 20 pushups this morning for you" is going to make a 19 year old Asian barista wet, not to you
Imagine trying to converse with people on a Singaporean satellite monitoring forum where people see the most inane shit constantly and even they have no clue what you are even trying to say
Considering the drawn kawaii face and randomness of it all, I'd say it's nothing more than a cute, flirtatious message. The female version of "negging". Only a IST autist would see this as a serious insult. Women don't leave strange men "mean" notes unless they're interested in them.
If he came back the next day (as a customer) with a charismatic line like "I did 20 pushups this morning for you", the skinny bastard could definitely work her.
I work at a cafe frequented by college women. The unspoken rule is that neither customer nor barista exists outside of the cafe. We can flirt, have a crush, and emotionally connect, but the instant you leave the cafe, I expect you to completely forget about me until the next time we meet. It is the utmost faux pas to indicate that I have been in your thoughts at any time except when we interact here.
i worked at a cafe in college a decade ago and fucked the girls that flirted with me at the counter. idk what you're even trying to say here
You're an oblivious gay for not realizing that I'm talking front stage not backstage, I'm talking to a retard who thinks "I did 20 pushups this morning for you" is going to make a 19 year old Asian barista wet, not to you
lmao you talk like a fag and act like one too
Are you fucking 12 dude? You think gay is an insult? Some of my coolest coworkers are gay
Don't worry anon, you can be honest with us. IST IS a gay board after all.
IST is THE gay board. /lgbt/ isn’t even gay anymore, it’s just trans.
yes being called gay is objectively an insult. you are simply coping if you disagree
>He is Gay but doesn’t know it
Also it’s not okay to get fucked in the ass check your ass for parasites
You have issues mate no one understands wtf you’re talking about
You fucked them at the counter?
lol no they'd come in and sit at the side counter. we'd flirt while i worked and lead to more. one time even a girl left while cafe was busy and didn't get the chance to ask so i just searched for her on social media and messaged her like a creep and it worked lol. she ribbed me a little about it but still fucked. they dgaf, college kids want sex there's no weird chastity rules. idk if i'd try that social stalking one on just anyone tho, but i could tell she really wanted it and she was very pretty so horny enough to go for it
how are you awkward?
>It is the utmost faux pas to indicate that I have been in your thoughts
gayest thing i've read on here today and i saw quite a few dick pics
Dude I get more girls in a week than you do in 3 years
And what are you? Some gay construction worker? I work with my hands too you pussy
Kek you make coffee you uppity moron
You are a schizo making this up. Any and every male I have ever met jumps at the chance to get any sort of pussy anywhere.
>a man using the term 'emotionally connect' anywhere in a sentence when referring to a female
>that same 'man' goes on to claim that he fucks multiple women week to week
Gayest LARP I've seen in years
Dude when I worked at a bank the rule was no intimate relationships amongst coworkers. Yet everybody was fucking each other like rabbits. Sometimes in the parking lot after shifts. One of our tellers had to get transferred to a different branch because she got knocked up by one of the bankers (now married).
Nobody follows Corporate rules lol.
imagining the guy who'd write this weird poetic fantasy where he's having to brush off women and their "faux pas" of daydreaming about him. what no pussy does to a mf...
I can see that you've never read poetry. Carry on...
what a gay post
This one time I fucked a customer when I worked at Starbucks. Then I gaslit one into thinking I was single however I just was economical with the truth and she was hyper thirsty for me.
like fightclub but 1000% more gay and millennial.
Go make me a coffee, sperg
Imagine trying to converse with people on a Singaporean satellite monitoring forum where people see the most inane shit constantly and even they have no clue what you are even trying to say
how do i acquire this power?
no pussy to failure
yeah obviously looks playful. that redditor is autistic
cute asian gril wants the gooch
Could be that OP is somewhat fit already
>asian girl
JBW
How to be less awkward when interacting with workers such as baristas or waiters/waitresses?
I hate to be "that guy" but not fapping to pixels on the internet every week helps with connecting to real life women.
i have had sex with over 100 women in my lifetime. i am 27 years old.
I am 25 and I am KHHV.
great thread. that gay has me laffin again this morning