if you can do 50 pushups it sounds incredible, even tho its not at all, 50 pushups with your fists at your solar plexus are like a 1.7x bench (its true because its my numbers so i have anegdotal proof).
With your fists at the nipple line 100 is not hard to achieve too
Im 70kg and bench 100kg for 6 but I can only do like 15-20 push ups per set. Push ups are very similar to pull-ups in a sense how people do them. You can usually reduce at least 50% if not more of how many reps people say they can do.
I can also rep out 60-80 like a spaz that would look "ok" to a normie but I dont do them to lie to myself. 2-3 concentric + eccentric with FULL ROM and I SERIOUSLY doubt anyone on fit can do anywhere close to 50.
I had to crop it and reverse it by the way. How the fuck does the nsfw filter work? Does it just filter everything that gets uploaded to a hentai gallery?
God I miss my twink bf. >day week of work >hit gym friday night >head out to bf's place >smoke, fuck, and watch shows while bs-ing >was always my cheat meal day so we'd eat comfy foods
I was not in the best headspace with my job. I completely fucked everything up and lost him. Got a better job and once the New Year starts, I'll be looking for another.
I'm gonna give a longwinded answer to your question even though this is a bait thread just because more people need to know the brutal reality we live in. >all my coworkers are men around their mid 20s to early 30s >they constantly tease me about how I'm a fitness nut (all just banter, I don't mind) >I look totally dyel and my lifts only further prove that, I've basically only been lifting seriously for a year >one day in the break room they ask how many pushups I could do >sensing what's coming next I say 20, and as I expected they tell me to prove it >get down and do 20 pushups thinking how much of a retard I must look like right now >stand up and see the bewilderment in their faces >"I didn't think you were serious!" >"Did you see what anon just did?" >One by one they all admit they don't think they could do a single pushup >Some even get down and try, can't hoist themselves off the floor, even while on their knees
None of these people are obese or even that overweight. They're simply atrophied from sitting in front of a desk all day for years doing no physical activity at all. This is your competition.
>can do 100-110 push-ups at 6'3" 200lbs >would get called dyel on SwoleShack >body is basically david gandy >have gotten compliments on my physique >still dislike my body
T-thanks SwoleShack
Can't relate, thankfully. Almost everyone in my office can do 50+ in under a minute. >t. Military
Basic training was nourishing for the soul. Imagine going 2 months without seeing a single fat person.
>there is too many people getting fit now too many zoomers are shredded asf too much competition >theres these office niggas that arent into fitness this is your competition
???
Shredded zoomers and rich millennials are your competition for teen/college pussy.
The fatties and weaklings that can't bust out 20 push ups are your competitions for 26-35 year old pussy that is at least trying to not let itself go and has no kids.
There is zero competition for single mothers, fatties, etc. that are 30+
I am an ironworker and every day myself and my comrades are presented with amazing feats of strength, bravery and dexterity. Nobody would care about 20 pushups and probably call me gay if I did that to impress anyone. Dragging a 1000lb piece of steel is something to gawk at or standing at the top rung of an extension ladder and manhandling a 1 ton beam as it drops down above you from a crane
Thanks anon, I just did 51 pushups. The last 4 or so were kinda shaky and my form isn't perfect, but they were good enough pushups that they'd impress normies.
I believe it's a virtue to aspire to objective standards of certain things like fitness and that the average and what is above average have nothing to do with being good enough. Sick of all this relativism and no I haven't read Ayn Rand this is just my belief.
>trying to lift >gay couple on the machine next to me >while the strong one uses the machine, the twink is caressing's his hair and shoulders >have to use all my energy to stop myself from committing a hate crime >can't focus on lifting
Why can't fags just be normal and avoid showing affection while in public spaces?
why all leftist homosexuals do insane degenerate shit. they will do the most absurd things to get attention, so when someone calls them out they can play the victim, feel morally higher and call people nazis. thats why society is so fucked right now and they can take your child away if u dont let them chop their dicks off. btw it seems like they have learned this lesson from someone who has done this for ever. like 109+ times.
so fucking glad I live in a country where if two men were seen doing that in public,the best scenario for them would be a few slaps with some verbal thrashing.
>trying to lift >gay couple on the machine next to me >while the strong one uses the machine, the twink is caressing's his hair and shoulders >have to use all my energy to contain my erection >can't focus on lifting
I can relate, anon
The homophobic comments are a bit weird on this thread tbh. Either you guys live in third world shitholes where you don't see gay people, or you care so much about what other people do with their cocks. Either way, definitely mentally unwell behavior. smoke dmt
>lust provoking gif
Sexual behavior between males is not lust provoking thoughever
Depends on your country.
If you're american I think 5 is enough to impress, if you're normal above 50
What the fuck?
Didn't realize SwoleShack is pro fag now.
Full of homosexuals because all the incels decided to start fucking guys. Men like this should be dragged out back and shot like dogs. Filthy genes
homosexual board, homosexual
go back
>homosexual board,
not a pedo one dou
>being against pedophilia
yes thats totally reddit how stupid of us
Please tell me that's a tomboyish girl and also his blood relative
well you're half right
Literally
>10+
if you can do 50 pushups it sounds incredible, even tho its not at all, 50 pushups with your fists at your solar plexus are like a 1.7x bench (its true because its my numbers so i have anegdotal proof).
With your fists at the nipple line 100 is not hard to achieve too
This , 50 is enought in my opinion plus based on myself.
>anegdotal
Im 70kg and bench 100kg for 6 but I can only do like 15-20 push ups per set. Push ups are very similar to pull-ups in a sense how people do them. You can usually reduce at least 50% if not more of how many reps people say they can do.
I can also rep out 60-80 like a spaz that would look "ok" to a normie but I dont do them to lie to myself. 2-3 concentric + eccentric with FULL ROM and I SERIOUSLY doubt anyone on fit can do anywhere close to 50.
have a nice day you fucking pedo homosexual
I had to crop it and reverse it by the way. How the fuck does the nsfw filter work? Does it just filter everything that gets uploaded to a hentai gallery?
Shut this thread down.
Tadashi and Hiro <3
Sauce
You hit 80 in two minutes you max out the old army pt test
God I miss my twink bf.
>day week of work
>hit gym friday night
>head out to bf's place
>smoke, fuck, and watch shows while bs-ing
>was always my cheat meal day so we'd eat comfy foods
What happened to him?
I was not in the best headspace with my job. I completely fucked everything up and lost him. Got a better job and once the New Year starts, I'll be looking for another.
Is there a gif like this but for people who haven't abandoned God (straight)
No because girls can't sub as good as boys
Post bible verse where it says you can't kiss another male
its his brother though....
Not like he can get him pregnant and worry about inbreeding
I'm gonna give a longwinded answer to your question even though this is a bait thread just because more people need to know the brutal reality we live in.
>all my coworkers are men around their mid 20s to early 30s
>they constantly tease me about how I'm a fitness nut (all just banter, I don't mind)
>I look totally dyel and my lifts only further prove that, I've basically only been lifting seriously for a year
>one day in the break room they ask how many pushups I could do
>sensing what's coming next I say 20, and as I expected they tell me to prove it
>get down and do 20 pushups thinking how much of a retard I must look like right now
>stand up and see the bewilderment in their faces
>"I didn't think you were serious!"
>"Did you see what anon just did?"
>One by one they all admit they don't think they could do a single pushup
>Some even get down and try, can't hoist themselves off the floor, even while on their knees
None of these people are obese or even that overweight. They're simply atrophied from sitting in front of a desk all day for years doing no physical activity at all. This is your competition.
>can do 100-110 push-ups at 6'3" 200lbs
>would get called dyel on SwoleShack
>body is basically david gandy
>have gotten compliments on my physique
>still dislike my body
T-thanks SwoleShack
You're gonna let a bunch of anonymous homosexuals who certainly look worse than you influence your mentality?
Those are the homosexuals I want to impress. If I can convince the majority of anons here I look good, then I am a God by normie standards,
Yeah, that actually makes sense.
This just makes me feel worse. We live inside of a great cyst.
Can't relate, thankfully. Almost everyone in my office can do 50+ in under a minute.
>t. Military
Basic training was nourishing for the soul. Imagine going 2 months without seeing a single fat person.
>there is too many people getting fit now too many zoomers are shredded asf too much competition
>theres these office niggas that arent into fitness this is your competition
???
Shredded zoomers and rich millennials are your competition for teen/college pussy.
The fatties and weaklings that can't bust out 20 push ups are your competitions for 26-35 year old pussy that is at least trying to not let itself go and has no kids.
There is zero competition for single mothers, fatties, etc. that are 30+
makes me feel good that I could sneak up and overpower and kill most men my age fairly easily if I so chose to.
This isn't anime bitch. I can just shoot you
and how fast can you draw your weapon before I close the distance and take it away from you? your gun alone wont help you in close quarters bitch.
?si=i_hoGAs3TFMmbaLX
>teleports behind you
>pulls out katana
>"milady"
>baki gif
>larping tough guy who thinks hes hot shit
every time
I have a similar story anon.
Back in college my boss had a rule: you do 10 pushups for every 1 minute late you are to a meeting.
One day I was 4 minutes late and he tells me to do 40 pushups. I get down and crank out 40 in a row.
I get up and his face is legitimately bewildered that I could have possibly accomplished that.
Men should at least be able to perform 30.
I'd love to see what those stats are like now
Has it gone up or down?
>33 pushups on average
>1 pullup on average
Enforce proper form and watch that number go down to 5 at most
>13"
>size of the average guy's biceps (flexed)
I am an ironworker and every day myself and my comrades are presented with amazing feats of strength, bravery and dexterity. Nobody would care about 20 pushups and probably call me gay if I did that to impress anyone. Dragging a 1000lb piece of steel is something to gawk at or standing at the top rung of an extension ladder and manhandling a 1 ton beam as it drops down above you from a crane
I am a towerfag, would moving into iron work be worth it?
>>t. 75k
Thanks anon, I just did 51 pushups. The last 4 or so were kinda shaky and my form isn't perfect, but they were good enough pushups that they'd impress normies.
I believe it's a virtue to aspire to objective standards of certain things like fitness and that the average and what is above average have nothing to do with being good enough. Sick of all this relativism and no I haven't read Ayn Rand this is just my belief.
>I believe it's a virtue to aspire to objective standards of certain things
How many dicks can you suck in a row?
That gif seems kind of gay to me what do you guys think
Normal guy on shota isn't hot. It needs to be shota on big bara dude, where the big bara dude is actively resisting.
How old is the character in the bottom?
If anyone posts the sauce I'll break my NNN immediately with timestamp
Just type either of the character's names and animated tag into ATF. Couldn't be too many results.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94488304
>trying to lift
>gay couple on the machine next to me
>while the strong one uses the machine, the twink is caressing's his hair and shoulders
>have to use all my energy to stop myself from committing a hate crime
>can't focus on lifting
Why can't fags just be normal and avoid showing affection while in public spaces?
why all leftist homosexuals do insane degenerate shit. they will do the most absurd things to get attention, so when someone calls them out they can play the victim, feel morally higher and call people nazis. thats why society is so fucked right now and they can take your child away if u dont let them chop their dicks off. btw it seems like they have learned this lesson from someone who has done this for ever. like 109+ times.
>two people who love each other do PDA
>OMG ITS DA END OF DA WORLD I MUST KILL I LUST FOR BLOOD WESTFALLEN BAJILLION MUST DIE
so fucking glad I live in a country where if two men were seen doing that in public,the best scenario for them would be a few slaps with some verbal thrashing.
>trying to lift
>gay couple on the machine next to me
>while the strong one uses the machine, the twink is caressing's his hair and shoulders
>have to use all my energy to contain my erection
>can't focus on lifting
I can relate, anon
10
I’m not joking
what body do I need to get a shota bf?
>How many pushups to impress normies?
2
You pedos really should just have a nice day.
Bac bros
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
20, not joking
100 and people will think you are a marine or something
Also have a nice day pedo
The homophobic comments are a bit weird on this thread tbh. Either you guys live in third world shitholes where you don't see gay people, or you care so much about what other people do with their cocks. Either way, definitely mentally unwell behavior. smoke dmt
> blatantantpedophilia.gif
>> hurr y u guys homo smoke drugs
ok homosexual
only insecure closeted pedos sperg out at cartoon pedos
>gaslight attempt
Why are u pedo?
to remind you of your own repressed urges
> hurr no ur the pedo
JFC gigacope.
very enthusiastic lads omg
Today i mogged a coworker by doing 16 burpees in a row and after them, 60 sit ups. Find harder opponents.