how gay is crossfit?

hey SwoleShack i’ve been lifting for about three years and found the last six months a real chore. i recently moved and while looking for a new gym i signed myself up to a week long crossfit trial. what should i expect? am i gay now?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah you gay

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Women like crossfit, so it's very gay, but you might get to touch vaginas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hella gay

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not gay just cringe

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate white women so much its unreal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      greetings from Kazakhstan

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are 100 reasons why crossfit I'd gay. The biggest reason is that it doesn't follow a routine, and the exercises are modified for no reason. You just show up, the instructor tells you to swing from the pull up bar, do burbees one leg at a time, farmers carries walking backwards, then bike while wearing a weighted helmet.

    Then you pay $100 / class. Source: my mom does cross fit and tries to get me to join her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. mogged by his mom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that’s pretty much what i figured. i guess i’m just looking for something to keep me in the gym.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Try not to get injured

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i also have been doing bjj for about two years how good will crossfit be for my cardio? I

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      best to do strength training tbqh
      crossfit is a meme

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i guess i’ll see out the week and return to my average joes gymnasium.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bjj is more pull than anyhing
          juggernaut training system has done some videos about conditioning

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the crossfit, most are shit, some are decent

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know a guy who became a millionaire opening physio practices next door to crossfit gyms

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever do it you'll make absolutely no progress whatsoever, pay out the ass, and WILL get injured eventually from doing high impact horrible form "exercises". This is something dumb rich Americans get sold to feel like they're part of the in-crowd. They wanna pay to feel like they're doing something so they can meet people, feel popular, and make an excuse to eat a tub of ice cream afterward. They wanna post all the shit on social media and tell people they are crossfitters.

    I would go for at least one session. The stuff they do is absolutely retarded, but that's part if why it looks so fun.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    black women terrify me bros

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what should i expect?
    To not get taught how to do any lifts properly and to injure yourself by the end of the week.

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