Just don't be a pussy and be sociable, but you're probably just posting this so you can fish for attention since you can't justify your existance on your own and require that little bit of validation to convince yourself you're not a complete and total waste of oxygen and physical space, but let's be honest, you never fooled anyone, not yourself, you know these half-assed replies mean jack shit and you don't have a purpose, so how about instead of lulling yourself into a false sense of acomplishment you hit me up on discord and suck my dick habibi please?
When I was at basic we had this one filipino femboy who was completely overboard as a nancy femboi superhomosexual. He was like a South Park caricature that went so far it stopped being funny. When the different platoons were sounding off, you could hear him distinctly every time because he had such a shrill shriek.
But at the end of the day, he knew how to march correctly and wasn't late to formation and helped his bay learn to fold hospital corners correctly, so no one gave a shit and there was absolutely no EO complaints the whole time.
TL;DR, it doesn't matter if you're a homosexual as long as you're not a useless homosexual.
I never understand how threads like these garner serious responses when it's obvious OP is just attention whoring and doesn't seek actual advice.
I would always stare at the other dudes' cocks in the showers. Looking at their big cocks hanging down below their sacks, and then looking down at my own pale tiny penis, made me want to work harder. Don't jerk off though because then they'll beat the shit out of you (happened to the other 5'10" guy)
When I was at basic we had this one filipino femboy who was completely overboard as a nancy femboi superhomosexual. He was like a South Park caricature that went so far it stopped being funny. When the different platoons were sounding off, you could hear him distinctly every time because he had such a shrill shriek.
But at the end of the day, he knew how to march correctly and wasn't late to formation and helped his bay learn to fold hospital corners correctly, so no one gave a shit and there was absolutely no EO complaints the whole time.
TL;DR, it doesn't matter if you're a homosexual as long as you're not a useless homosexual.
I saw a literal incel stereotype (turbo manlet, scrawny, pale as death, looked 50 when he couldn’t have been in his 30’s, super meek voice, etc.) when I was in and nobody fucked with him. Everybody is too focused on trying to get through what they need to do to bother messing with each other. You’ll either be too tired or too focused to really give that much of a shit, nevermind getting hell from those training you if they suspect something is up.
t. navyfag
this is me, I hope it's not too bad
find the biggest baddest dude in there and become his twink bf
I volunteer to go in your place, in exchange that when I return you accept my proposal.
Built for MBC (my brown cock)
Just don't be a pussy and be sociable, but you're probably just posting this so you can fish for attention since you can't justify your existance on your own and require that little bit of validation to convince yourself you're not a complete and total waste of oxygen and physical space, but let's be honest, you never fooled anyone, not yourself, you know these half-assed replies mean jack shit and you don't have a purpose, so how about instead of lulling yourself into a false sense of acomplishment you hit me up on discord and suck my dick habibi please?
I never understand how threads like these garner serious responses when it's obvious OP is just attention whoring and doesn't seek actual advice.
The only army you're joining is a lich's you fucking skelly
Yeah im thinking BBC
I enjoyed my stay xqcL
suck their dicks
Don't go to it
Don’t stare at cocks in the shower.
Unironically there were a couple gay dudes at boot camp who did this.
stare at cocks. if you actively avoid staring people will think you are hiding something from them
dont listen to this guy
I would always stare at the other dudes' cocks in the showers. Looking at their big cocks hanging down below their sacks, and then looking down at my own pale tiny penis, made me want to work harder. Don't jerk off though because then they'll beat the shit out of you (happened to the other 5'10" guy)
Headbutt anyone who gets within a foot of your face.
Act crazy and loud
When I was at basic we had this one filipino femboy who was completely overboard as a nancy femboi superhomosexual. He was like a South Park caricature that went so far it stopped being funny. When the different platoons were sounding off, you could hear him distinctly every time because he had such a shrill shriek.
But at the end of the day, he knew how to march correctly and wasn't late to formation and helped his bay learn to fold hospital corners correctly, so no one gave a shit and there was absolutely no EO complaints the whole time.
TL;DR, it doesn't matter if you're a homosexual as long as you're not a useless homosexual.
I saw a literal incel stereotype (turbo manlet, scrawny, pale as death, looked 50 when he couldn’t have been in his 30’s, super meek voice, etc.) when I was in and nobody fucked with him. Everybody is too focused on trying to get through what they need to do to bother messing with each other. You’ll either be too tired or too focused to really give that much of a shit, nevermind getting hell from those training you if they suspect something is up.
t. navyfag
Youll be fine.
Nothing is as serious as they make it seem, its all designed to see how you react when over tired and under pressure.
Keep composure, complete tasks well and help others.
glhf be smart and join the air force
AF>NAVY>COASTGUARD>MARINES>ARMY