How do I become the shot caller

How do I put in the work to become this SwoleShack

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >acquire stache
    >do prison workout in the yard
    >get sharpened ballpoint pen tattoos
    >avoid ass rape by a big black dude named jojo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if you rape Jojo when he's napping before he rapes you, can you still become a shot caller?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        technically yes, but you have to make sure that you carefully apply the Marquis de Fenley rule when you carry out the initial enrapening otherwise it's only recognized in Utah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brothas mostly rape other brothas if the other races' gangs are strong enough. They'll retaliate bigly and vice-versa.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who gots the keys for this board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's funny that some of the hardest white guys all wear fucking nerd glasses.
      Does any one know the name of that famous skinny dorky white mercenary who dressed like a computer nerd back in the 80s and 90s who was a one man army?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /k/ would know. I can't find him on google but he was famous for being a Rambo tier operator and dressing like a nerdy office worker in war zones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /k/ would know. I can't find him on google but he was famous for being a Rambo tier operator and dressing like a nerdy office worker in war zones.

        Mike Vining

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The glasses are provided by the prison.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dyel body, no thanks

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being the chudcaller is cooler

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    500 navy seals every day bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ripper, count 'em

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >500 navy seals every day bro
      why do they want to destroy their shoulders?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was on roids for this role tho. Nattys will never look like anything. And white guys in prison get passed around like the holes they are and guards don't give a shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not in cali

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in any state, he's a fetishist. Most of the time when a guy gets raped or murdered it's by his own race, usually for guys who do sex crimes.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna give me fahve undred navy seals.
    Ripper count.

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