Hormones are EVERYTHING

Your endocrine system is basically 98% of what fitness is about. This includes your signaling hormones, which decline with age.

What are signaling hormones? These are chemicals that tell your body to build muscle, repair, sleep, etc etc.

The more of these hormones you have (as well as receptors) the better potential you have to build muscle, feel less depressed and generally become 'alive'

These cocktail of chemicals are what decides if you;re going to get jacked or fat.

We know how to hijack this shit with steroids and SARMs and such.

Tell me, when I reach my 40s, why WOULDNT I want to go on hormone replacement so I can have the endocrine profile of a 20 year old?

Older people look pruned, weak and worn out because their signaling hormones drop. They are literally lesser versions of who they are.

This is the sad fact about aging. Your hormone levels drop and your body no longer tells itself to repair and build like you were in your 20s

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    testicular atrophy. Basically with all of this type of stuff, you have to be on it for the rest of your life, just like a tranny. If you stop taking it, it will pretty much instantly go back to worse than it was before, because your body will get lazy and stop making it on it's own. Do you want to rely on the matrix for the rest of your life?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh boo hoo, small nuts - who gives a shit that your nuts got smaller when your dick got bigger, you got more jacked, higher sex drive and healthier with a younger appearance? what... stay a sad fat old man because of nut size? like people are lining up to look at your big old huge nuts right? look at the size of the nuts on this guy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea just consult with a doctor and dont abuse it nagger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        big balls are fucking hot though just slapping against your taint and stuff UGH

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your balls are what make testosterone retard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no need to make testosterone, he outsourced the labor of his balls to china like the rest of his economy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not when you're injecting testosterone, RETARD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >younger appearance
        trt will age your face really bad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok so explain jeff seid, jasonphysique, literally every single hollywood actor ever etc? isnt the ccope always that they stay young forever and look good? roiding will age you no matter what, but just trt? no. and yes. I mean there are people who age like fucking milk who are natty, some 20yo in uni look like they are in their 40's it just is what it is they dont even lift.

          if you are prone to early balding, acne, "aging" whatever the fuck that means sure I don't argue that TRT makes you look younger but there are too many examples where it literally has no effect.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a difference between bodybuilders that blast gallons of SARMS vs celebrities who microdose TRT to match their hormone profile as a 20 year old you retard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well, the examples ive seen is typically a 20yo who hops on gear and looks 40 in a couple years. there is a lot more difference between 20 and 40, vs say 40 and 60 imo. If you're already well into middle age, the aging aspect will probably not be as noticeable.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's why you control blood pressure

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >BUT IF SMOKING BAD WHY GRAMPA LIVE LONG TIME
            celebrities dont age from roids because most of them have godly anti-aging genetics and also abuse anti-aging methods like peptide injections
            it is beyond me why 5channers compare themselves and normal people to fucking celebrities all the time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting a big dick to appease women over a high sperm count
        Genetic dead end and/or latent homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Projecting hard, gramps?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who gives a shit that your nuts got smaller

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no. Myofibril creation and growth can mitigate a lot of this. Especially if utilizing growth hormone for long periods of time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hcg nagger

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh looks
    Seismic levels of homosexualry in one post. At least 9 on the Richter scale.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not just about looks you retard, its basic health and fitness.

      Hormones are what tells your body to turn a piece of meat into amino acids that repair your bones, muscle and skin. Your hormone profile will dictate your VO2 max which directly interacts with your cardiovascular and brain health. Your hormone levels determine your nutritional absorption.

      Older people has less nutritional absorption because of their lowered hormone profile

      Yeah you'll look good too, thats part of being HEALTHY you retard

      Or you can be a shriveled up old prune.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga that’s literally part of life. What you think if you fraud you can cheat death or what? Holy shit what a narcissistic homosexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What you think if you fraud you can cheat death or what?
          Zyzz did steroids and he stopped aging because he died

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nigga got maggots eating his eyes underground you don’t think that’s aging?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doing trt for the therapeutic effect with an actual doctor supervision is not the same as blasting test and roids

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its not about cheating death, its about being and feeling alive you retard lol

          Once your hormone levels drop you quite literally shrivel up. Your mana and chi is gone. You eat a steak but get only 70% of the nutrition.

          You become a husk of who you were.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What you wanna feel alive at 90 years old and start frauding or what?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >its about feeling alive

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ride the wave little dude

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Your hormone profile will dictate your VO2 max which directly interacts with your cardiovascular and brain health.
        Did you know you can...uuuuh do exercise to increase your VO2 max? Sticking a needle in your butt does not increase your VO2 max.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You improve your hormone profile when you exercise yes.

          Roids do indeed improve vo2 max

          https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15292741/

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What hormones should I test at the lab. Is free test and total test enough ?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a link to the video where someone plays this video in a work zoom meeting? It always makes me cry laughing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just youtube it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bcp-157
    >tb-500
    >ghk-cu
    >sermorelin, ipamorelin, cjc-1295, ibutamoren
    Been using some for years, but for a month now ive been using all every day and I am soaring past my prime at almost 27

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every time I inject ghk-cu it hurts like a bitch and the injection site becomes inflamed, what's up with that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        peptide sites dont care about you and make dumb mistakes in their batches

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        peptide sites dont care about you and make dumb mistakes in their batches

        It's nothing wrong with his batch, ghk-cu is notorious for pip and it's unavoidable. Peptide sites are just resellers for a small handful of Chinese chemical companies anyway, they have no effect on the quality of the product.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got it from China directly not peptide basedences though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dilute it with bpc-157/more bac water

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your hormone levels drop
    this is an exaggeration

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not. A 10% drop in hormone levels has a cascading effect as the cocktail of chemicals in your body are optimized to interact with each other. If ALL your hormone levels drop by 10% (as you do when you get older) EVERYTHING in your body become less efficient.

      Thats why you're more tired when you're older, slower and weaker.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >endocrine system is very important
    >why wouldn't I want to haphazardously inject myself with hormones and throw my endocrine system into disarray?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why WOULDNT I want to go on hormone replacement so I can have the endocrine profile of a 20 year old?
    It's extremely difficult on your heart. We evolved to produce less testosterone for a reason retard-kun.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will also speed up your aging, just look to anyone on roids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it will also speed up your aging, just look to anyone on roids
      >just look to anyone who blasts roids for bodybuilding

      How about look at Jared Leto, Tom Cruise, Ryan Gosling and every other celebrity that does roids and looks 20 years younger?

      False equivalence you retard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they drink baby blood

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How your body react to these hormones is big element too. You could pin tren and still have mediocre results.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My hormones may be fucked
    >been in a shit mood for 2 months
    >morning wood and libido gone
    >premature ejaculation
    >get low dose cialis, boners are back, but libido and mood is still shit.
    >still premature ejaculation (though can last while getting blown)
    >gonna get test, prolactin, etc. checked

    Do i need estrogen blockers? Whats happening to me?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are depressed and getting old

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im only 28 tbh

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >28 is still young!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go carnivore and sprint

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtube.com/shorts/wDnF1sOo7LA?si=qn5WMNGGqybEzYbA

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sprinting make your hormones get back to 20 years old levels

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People look worm out from hormone loss
    No, people look old because you can’t make a copy of a copy forever. Telomeres get shorter every cycle. The dead skin that flaked off yesterday had better code than the skin that replaced it. We can try and mask it, throw vitamins or yes, steroids, but cell death and is inevitable. The only “fix” is mRNA coding. Why the rich have baby blood transfusions, trying to steal some of that new code for themselves. Probably why Trump did operation warp speed. Mice studies of mRna aren’t enough. They need to fine tune the fountain of youth on the intended user, and those pesky regulations were slowing the process to human trials down too much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cant control the loss of telomeres, but you CAN change your hormone profile.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that means nothing. If anything you want to stop the hormone signals. All the 16 year old roiders look the they are 45. It speeds cell death.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again, there's a difference between being young and rapidly engaging your hormone profile and metabolism VS being OLD and matching your hormone profile as a 20 year old

          Bodybuilders are not healthy examples of hormone manipulation as health is not their primary goal, but size, at the cost of health.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the peptide epitalon literally lengthens your telomeres

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so there you go

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't cried in like 8 years and now that my hormones are broken it's a nightly breakdown, god this sucks.

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