Hi guys! Look, I COULD be big and strong but I prefer functional strength instead, you know that thing that everyone whos been to the gym also has but I cope by doing bridges as if thats functional in any way. Anyways, life was hard before these things! Being able to do a pullup! Yeah lifters can do this too but mine is alot more functional cause I can only do my bodyweight, secondly being able to do the splits, you know that thing that normal humans do pretty much 80% of their waking time, because if you cant do a split you might accidentally slip on a banana peel and tear your hamstring! Anyway time to go have sex with my wife, she can't be ontop because she weighs 3 times as much as me and you might think its functional strength to be able to save my life incase she has a heart attack on top of me but I dont want big muscles, Im also freakishly strong for my weight because I can bench 100lbs.