Hi guys!

Hi guys! Look, I COULD be big and strong but I prefer functional strength instead, you know that thing that everyone whos been to the gym also has but I cope by doing bridges as if thats functional in any way. Anyways, life was hard before these things! Being able to do a pullup! Yeah lifters can do this too but mine is alot more functional cause I can only do my bodyweight, secondly being able to do the splits, you know that thing that normal humans do pretty much 80% of their waking time, because if you cant do a split you might accidentally slip on a banana peel and tear your hamstring! Anyway time to go have sex with my wife, she can't be ontop because she weighs 3 times as much as me and you might think its functional strength to be able to save my life incase she has a heart attack on top of me but I dont want big muscles, Im also freakishly strong for my weight because I can bench 100lbs.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop bragging about your perfect life

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this fucking retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Touch your toes fat ass oh wait you fucking can’t. Stay flexy, cock smoker

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like joshua wiessman but even more israeli and onions

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the fuck up.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top kek at the wife being 3x his weight

    I fucking hate this feminine retard with his stupid rolls

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link of said wife?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus what?
        How did it all go to her face and neck?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus did he get married at 18?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ how horrifyign

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he definitely takes it in the ass.
        Its common for homos to marry an ugly "woman" to keep up appearances, thing is, they cant recognize what is beautiful.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they can't recognise what is beautiful

          While I agree, I'd also add that he's still a man (however feminine) and has to weigh up his tolerance for bullshit with the beauty of his wife/beard. If you're marrying tactically rather than for love, why go for anything other than personality? No point getting a beautiful wife that pisses you off 24/7.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does he have liver spots?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women have one job and suck at it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The official new homosexual of /fit.
    Fucking stupid homosexual

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stretching for this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde
      >blue eyes
      >white
      seems like a win to me

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I ignored the flexfag shitposting because I didn't even know if he had israelitetube channel. Today I got one of his videos in my feed so I gave in and checked few shorts and holy fuck, the format of his videos is like some ADHD retard did the cutting, it's so annoying then there were some videos of him shirtless with captions like I am skinny but strong or some shit like that and that was the moment I quit watching. I wish there was ignore button so this homosexual will never appear in my feed again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do not show posts from this channel exists for a reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And it doesn't fucking work

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Works for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crack head editing is popular so it makes sense he has an editor who cuts it that way, still a fag though

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's quite big for a natty

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate his cocky attitude, you can have big muscle and be flexible enough to do splits, you are not special

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i though he was doing full side splits and i was like "WOW, thats incredible strength" but then realized he is sitting on his hamstrings and glutes. Still great flexibility tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck are you babbling about, he's supporting his own weight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was jcvd natty?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >was an action hero movie star active at the time when steroids were popular and widespread and not frowned upon natty when his entire career depended on being in shape
        yes, totally natty

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stay flexy!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the origin of this "functional strength" bs is basically a soi cope bastardization of what athleticism is, you can call explosive and other exercises "functional" in how they aid sports, but it also includes general raw strength training and mostly weights. and none of these people do sports or anything that requires this "functionality", its just the fact that doing a brosplit is detrimental to some sports, so they think not doing it makes them superior in some faux-pragmatism

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our autistic french natural icon did a good takedown of this weak beta male.

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