What's retarded about these hot takes is he realizes there's a grift going on but can't think outside of that box. His second paragraph all but admits there is a problem with chronic masturbation, at least for some other people, and grift or no it will still be a problem for them.
Literally no one is saying that there's a problem with masturbation. The problem is masturbation addiction and porn addiction. The fact that the population is so retarded that you have to qualify every single thing you say online is why everyone has brain rot. Semen retention and no fap are basically going cold turkey for people with addiction. Why is this shit not obvious and needs 100 more sentences to qualify it?
i don't get why so many people get their titties in such a twist about NNN
i've never seen the whole internet go insane during lent or ramadan or any other period of abstinence, nobody's going >um actually there's nothing wrong with food, i eat food every day and i'm completely fine
it's only when you talk about abstaining from masturbation that everyone simply has to voice their opinion
The ironic part is that 90% of the people chimping out over NNN are the same people who scream "why do you care what other people do with their bodies?" when it comes to any other issue. These people don't have a problem with Kindergarten teachers crossdressing in public, but they melt down at the idea of a guy privately deciding not to touch his junk for a few weeks.
Bro how have you not suffered testicular torsion or incontinence yet? How is your junk not fiberous tissue at this point? How can you WANT to do it that often? What's it like to have ZERO self-control? What triggers you to do it? Have you ever had a load bigger than 2ml?
I have erections at least 10 times a day. If I don’t I’ll literally get rapey just watching a 16 year old bend over (legal age in Denmark so fuck off) I have my foreskin so I don’t need to deathgrip with Vaseline to coom. I have self control I only do it after I get back home or I’m having a rest day on the weekend. And yeah I coom pretty decent loads. If I forgot to Jack off for a day I can pretty much soak my underwear completely (I just jerk off into my underwear at the end of the day before I go to bed since I always rinse off and get fresh pair on before bed anyways)
I’d say 4ml on average, usually the last fap of the day is below 1 tho, unless the last coom of the day is sex in which case my balls somehow know to give an extra squeeze
this. i fap 14 -21 times a day while living with my two gfs (throuple relationship) and nofap is a load of bullshit!
ridiculous, I spend every second I am awake gooning while my twenty seven virgin wives bring me sandwiches and beg for sex, and I have to say this nofap thingy is complete bullcrap
Remember that this physique is what Carly Rae Jepsen was fawning over. This was the "incredibly hot hunky man". Guy is incredibly lean, yeah, but he's small! It looks like 2, maybe 3 years of lifting and then one big cut.
Lifting for women is stupid, not just because you're letting others rule your life, which is pathetic, but also because it'll hold you back. Women will be impressed whether you're 8% or 25%. Whether you're just a late novice/early intermediate or peak natty. As long as you've got some gains and you seem strong and like you can protect her. THAT'S IT! That's all it is.
That's not very hard to achieve. I've got a friend who's gonna cut soon. It was his first bulk. He was an absolute bone man. Now he's got to the 2pl8 DL, maybe a tad more, and other equivalent lifts. ~23% bodyfat. When he gets lean, he will already be very attractive to women. Even more, his increased confidence will make them melt.
So lift for the love of lifting! It's fantastic! It's such a blessing that we have this opportunity to so concretely and directly develop ourselves and engage in betterment. Fitness is love. Fitness is life!
>It looks like 2, maybe 3 years of lifting and then one big cut.
If that shit in the picture takes you even more than six months, you're unironically ngmi.
I have erections at least 10 times a day. If I don’t I’ll literally get rapey just watching a 16 year old bend over (legal age in Denmark so fuck off) I have my foreskin so I don’t need to deathgrip with Vaseline to coom. I have self control I only do it after I get back home or I’m having a rest day on the weekend. And yeah I coom pretty decent loads. If I forgot to Jack off for a day I can pretty much soak my underwear completely (I just jerk off into my underwear at the end of the day before I go to bed since I always rinse off and get fresh pair on before bed anyways)
I’d say 4ml on average, usually the last fap of the day is below 1 tho, unless the last coom of the day is sex in which case my balls somehow know to give an extra squeeze
I should've known you're a danskjävel as well. Admitting to having a desire to rape isn't a win. Of course I know you're just trying to justify your degeneracy.
You count your erections? Even approximately? What? I would hate to be so out of control.
But whatever. Even if you were telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth with that potato mouth of yours, you'd still be incredibly gross.
Being whipped would mean doing what women tell you to do. I don't owe it to you to tell you how this doesn't apply to me, but I would rather be a whipped Swede than any Dane.
The fact that not fapping for a month is such a big deal to people is the biggest sign that it is probably a good idea. Just like those fags who brag about not being able to function without their morning cuppa should probably quit coffee for a while.
What's retarded about these hot takes is he realizes there's a grift going on but can't think outside of that box. His second paragraph all but admits there is a problem with chronic masturbation, at least for some other people, and grift or no it will still be a problem for them.
Literally no one is saying that there's a problem with masturbation. The problem is masturbation addiction and porn addiction. The fact that the population is so retarded that you have to qualify every single thing you say online is why everyone has brain rot. Semen retention and no fap are basically going cold turkey for people with addiction. Why is this shit not obvious and needs 100 more sentences to qualify it?
>Literally no one is saying that there's a problem with masturbation
There are shitloads of people who say this
>dude just be happy as you are
Coomers don't realise some people are actually happy trying to improve
Seethe
>Literally no one is saying that there's a problem with masturbation.
Just a few days ago we had some /LULZ/ based retard spam all the coombait threads with monkey gore. Both sides are completely unhinged
It's not a matter of sides.
If you masturbate nearly every day, you are addicted or on steroids.
i don't get why so many people get their titties in such a twist about NNN
i've never seen the whole internet go insane during lent or ramadan or any other period of abstinence, nobody's going
>um actually there's nothing wrong with food, i eat food every day and i'm completely fine
it's only when you talk about abstaining from masturbation that everyone simply has to voice their opinion
The ironic part is that 90% of the people chimping out over NNN are the same people who scream "why do you care what other people do with their bodies?" when it comes to any other issue. These people don't have a problem with Kindergarten teachers crossdressing in public, but they melt down at the idea of a guy privately deciding not to touch his junk for a few weeks.
I fap 5-6 times a day, live with my gf, gym 6 days a week. A job, uni and 100k to my name. He’s right. No fap/ retention etc is just horseshit
I’d say stick fapping to the evening though since it relaxes you and makes you sleepy so not ideal in the morning.
this. i fap 14 -21 times a day while living with my two gfs (throuple relationship) and nofap is a load of bullshit!
Bro how have you not suffered testicular torsion or incontinence yet? How is your junk not fiberous tissue at this point? How can you WANT to do it that often? What's it like to have ZERO self-control? What triggers you to do it? Have you ever had a load bigger than 2ml?
I have erections at least 10 times a day. If I don’t I’ll literally get rapey just watching a 16 year old bend over (legal age in Denmark so fuck off) I have my foreskin so I don’t need to deathgrip with Vaseline to coom. I have self control I only do it after I get back home or I’m having a rest day on the weekend. And yeah I coom pretty decent loads. If I forgot to Jack off for a day I can pretty much soak my underwear completely (I just jerk off into my underwear at the end of the day before I go to bed since I always rinse off and get fresh pair on before bed anyways)
I’d say 4ml on average, usually the last fap of the day is below 1 tho, unless the last coom of the day is sex in which case my balls somehow know to give an extra squeeze
ridiculous, I spend every second I am awake gooning while my twenty seven virgin wives bring me sandwiches and beg for sex, and I have to say this nofap thingy is complete bullcrap
>I’d say stick fapping to the evening though since it relaxes you and makes you sleepy so not ideal in the morning.
Real.
I fap 7-33 times per day and I have an entire harem, also I make 300k per day while sitting in my castle.
Remember that this physique is what Carly Rae Jepsen was fawning over. This was the "incredibly hot hunky man". Guy is incredibly lean, yeah, but he's small! It looks like 2, maybe 3 years of lifting and then one big cut.
Lifting for women is stupid, not just because you're letting others rule your life, which is pathetic, but also because it'll hold you back. Women will be impressed whether you're 8% or 25%. Whether you're just a late novice/early intermediate or peak natty. As long as you've got some gains and you seem strong and like you can protect her. THAT'S IT! That's all it is.
That's not very hard to achieve. I've got a friend who's gonna cut soon. It was his first bulk. He was an absolute bone man. Now he's got to the 2pl8 DL, maybe a tad more, and other equivalent lifts. ~23% bodyfat. When he gets lean, he will already be very attractive to women. Even more, his increased confidence will make them melt.
So lift for the love of lifting! It's fantastic! It's such a blessing that we have this opportunity to so concretely and directly develop ourselves and engage in betterment. Fitness is love. Fitness is life!
>It looks like 2, maybe 3 years of lifting and then one big cut.
If that shit in the picture takes you even more than six months, you're unironically ngmi.
Oh, SwoleShack...
I should've known you're a danskjävel as well. Admitting to having a desire to rape isn't a win. Of course I know you're just trying to justify your degeneracy.
You count your erections? Even approximately? What? I would hate to be so out of control.
But whatever. Even if you were telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth with that potato mouth of yours, you'd still be incredibly gross.
>is swede
>is a whipped cuck
Many such cases, go give your tax kronor to some Arabs
Being whipped would mean doing what women tell you to do. I don't owe it to you to tell you how this doesn't apply to me, but I would rather be a whipped Swede than any Dane.
damn it that was meant as its own post.
i sure lived up to my name!
The fact that not fapping for a month is such a big deal to people is the biggest sign that it is probably a good idea. Just like those fags who brag about not being able to function without their morning cuppa should probably quit coffee for a while.