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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing math
    Mathlets seething rn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i assume the x axis depicts how much someone feels like something changes their life and the y axis is how likely something is to actually affect someone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blames self for world
        >mature

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          T. Red Goat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where can I find /SIG/ generals?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were a main stay of SwoleShack, then the homosexual mods deleted them because they considered self improvement too general for the fitness board. Problem is, they are far less relevant to other boards so they have no place to stay on SwoleShack. There have since been several sig discords which failed for obvious discord fag reasons

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Problem is, they are far less relevant to other boards so they have no place to stay on SwoleShack.
              This. I hope they come back. It makes more sense for them to be here. It would be useful

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Problem is, they are far less relevant to other boards so they have no place to stay on SwoleShack.
              This. I hope they come back. It makes more sense for them to be here. It would be useful

              Here's what you do. You call it something other than /SIG/... helpful SwoleShack images is a good title

              fuck jannies fuck mods fuck hiroshimoot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We could make /SIG/ Generals in /b/, but it doesn't seem to be healthy. I'd love it here. Maybe on SwoleShack, but here is better

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The whitepill and monday's indomitable spirit threads are the best "replacements" so far

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those should come back

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does the blue goat lift the barbell? He has no thumbs.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            by doing a zercher
            >YWNBABG

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >maturity is being a selfless service provider to others, who listens, is self critical in all areas
        I have been doing all of these things for many years and it hasn't made me happy.
        Red goats are low IQ fucking retards but the green goats are servile liberal midwits.

        Where is the goat for the common man who cannot dl lmao12plate

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE AXES ARE FUCKING LABELLED, YOU CAMELFUCKER

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >math
    >adderall
    You can be a mathlet or you can be a methlet but never be both

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're aware of how many people in STEM are on speed, right? Also, that's some really faulty logic

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing math
    ??????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crystal math*

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes I do math and workout at the same time while on 100mg's of Adderall, Phenibut and n-methyl-cyclazodone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading Rudin's Principles of Mathematical Analysis right now hbu bros?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Analysis
        LMAO stay mid theorycel
        Let me know when you’re “analyzing” topographic manifolds

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, I was told to read it to understand Fourier

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >right now hbu bros?
        Burning through the most typical forms of regression analysis. Currently on discrete logistic growth. Trying to really focus on understanding the proofs for when an equilibrium point is stable/unstable, which required a huge amount of time spend on contraction mappings.

        It's hard to find material on these topics tho. Most texts on regression analyis are written from the stand point that the reader is some dumbass biology student that barely passed Calc I. It skips a lot of proofs I need to see.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't get beyond precalc in high school. What can I do as a humanities college graduate to mathmaxx bros?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What can I do as a humanities college graduate to mathmaxx bros?
          First learn the basics of single varable differentiation and integration (this is core calculus). I'd recommend Single Variable Calculus by James Stewart as a start (https://www.amazon.ca/Single-Variable-Calculus-James-Stewart/dp/1305266633). You shouldn't go past Chapter 5 until you learn more about abstract math analysis.

          So after you know the basics of calculus, study the entirety of A First Course in Mathematical Analysis (https://www.amazon.ca/First-Course-Mathematical-Analysis/dp/0521684242/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1673375903&sr=8-6). This book is gentle with exposing new students to Real Analysis but it will require a few months of effort to get a full understanding of core concepts.

          Once you know the basics of calculus and real analysis, you'll have a strong enough foundation to study pretty much every concept in mathematics with some success.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also recommend watching professor leonard's videos on youtube for whatever your trying to learn if he has videos for it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Study something math-based. If you don't, you won't have the motivation to push through it unless you're more autism than human.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does counting to 5 count as doing math?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind f, five doesn't help you as much as counting in the 8 to 12 or even the 15 to 20 range.
        This is the secret to why bodybuilders look better than powerlifters. More counting equals more brain activity which leads to greater mind muscle connection. Everything else is just a larp intended to confuse people. Volume is King.

    • 11 months ago
      Shamrock

      >taking a cns depressant like Phenibut to workout

      I used to do this and it was fucking retarded. Glad I learned my lesson.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even utilize this chart?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything less than 0.03 is placebo pseudoscience nonsense

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, but caffeine is slightly below 0.03 and I'm pretty sure caffeine isn't placebo (not to say that caffeine is necessarily good though, just that it definitely does something).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is ashwangandha legit? Anyone have long term experiences?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is ashwangandha legit? Anyone have long term experiences?
            bought some off amazon to try it, it raised my heartrate to a degree that was uncomfortable, like i had just pounded 4 shots of espresso

            maybe some people need that, i definitely don't

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It may have very slightly improved my sleep, and I don't feel emotion as strongly compared to before I was taking it (could be other factors tho). Don't bother using it for test or some shit but if the above factors seem worth it you could try it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you really think caffeine is lifechanging dude?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No of course not, but the guy replied to me saying that anything below 0.03 is placebo pseudoscientific nonsense, and while caffeine obviously is not life changing it definitely does have easily visible and testable effects, so it certainly is not placebo/pseudoscientific.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              he meant that its placebo in the sense that it will not change your life, which is what the graph plots, not that they are totally inert compounds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the x axis is the amount of people that said they used whatever chemical

      the y axis is the amount of people that said it was "life changing"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't waste your time on anything that has an efficacy rating lower than 0.10, with the exception of weightlifting.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where would sissy porn hypnosis fall on this chart?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.0 y axis
      100 000 x axis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Off the side with a rope around it's neck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the "wasted years of my life" zone

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Saging this plane

      Close to what I used to do except without curls on chest and back day and with pullups

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw this is basically my routine which i have developed by myself based on what i feel like doing and goes nice together

      did i post it here while drunk or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw typed my routine wrong and it's forever cemented with this pic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guts anon?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I kneel. What was wrong about that routine pic?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Day 5 is wrong and day 7 is completely fucked. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me when I typed it out. This is my actual corrected routine, I've added wrist curls since that pic was made
            >Day 1.
            Db pullovers 3x10
            Bb rows 3x8
            Bench 4x6
            Db flyes 3x10
            Db press 3x10
            Cb Close Grip Curls 3x8 (now with fat gripz)
            Cb wrist curls 3x12 (also fat gripz)
            >Day 2.
            Squat 3x6
            Calf raises 3x25
            Front squats 3x8
            Ohp 3x6
            Lat raises 3x10
            Bb shrugs 3x15
            >Day 3.
            Cb Close Grip Curls 4x8 (higher intensity)
            Db front raises 4x16
            Seated triceps extensions 4x10
            Cb wrist curls 4x12
            >Day 4.
            Rest
            >Day 5.
            Same as day 1
            >Day 6.
            Rest
            >Day 7.
            Same as day 2
            >Day 8.
            Rest

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Makes sense I guess. Day 2 seems like a more proper leg day

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              guys whats day 8 mean? I'm supposed to move day one of the routine one day forward or what ?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Means you should rest on day 8 and start over again next day

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ye

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thx anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hello Gutsanon
              Is Cb cambered bar?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                curl bar/ez bar, I should have specified

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im not gonna read all that

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basics

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decent motivation

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing math
    i clearly need to, because I have no idea what the fuck this chart is trying to tell me. as far as I can tell, the bottom right is good, and the rest is bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're low IQ, this is simple pattern recognition

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        spoonfeed me, now. I won't ask nicely again.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand what "Otter" mode is, whatever it is it sounds gay as fuck. Are you all homosexuals on this board?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you are clearly a newhomosexual

        Ottermode was named for a "Swimmers body" for obvious reasons. So if it's lean, with medium muscle then it's generally "ottermode".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about your gay fantasies nagger.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hairy skinny guys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would this work if I did curls, OHP and squats?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Curls are absolutely useless and pull-ups are the kings of back exercises.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Curls are absolutely useless
          lol, lmao even
          post arms SS victim

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alcohol megadose
    >not effective
    lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/a9X5T1v.jpg

      post helpful SwoleShack related images

      >Cocaine less impactful than a "Dawn Simulator"
      This is some good shit. Who made this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody ever said their life got better after doing cocaine

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what the graph says. It reads "probability of being life-changing" the graph png is named "placebos."
          It is saying that cocaine is more of a placebo than a fucking Dawn Simulator.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't real

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is, if you ever lost some of that fat gut you would know this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The woosh effect is real for some people, but it's not because the cells fill with water.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This didn't happen to me. I just stopped losing weight and my doctor blamed it on a stubborn setpoint and told me that the body wants to maintain weight, even an unhealthy one. He told me to exercise more (weights and cardio) and gave me semaglutide to break the plateau since doing more caloric restriction could be dangerous. I lost 22lbs. Then it became backordered. At least I haven't gained any weight back. It seems like my body really does want to maintain whatever weight it happens to be. At any rate, the water thing is horseshit. That doesn't happen, and even if it did, it wouldn't result in any noticeable change due to the small available volume to store water in the cells.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to get less sleep

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically stayed on a 4-5 hour per night sleep routine for like 5 weeks

      i stopped after i hit a deer on the highway in broad daylight

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >these are the people giving you sleep advice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will become a zombie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did ~2 / night for like 3 months while on meth

        I went completely psychotic and could not distinguish reality from delusion.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where to cop epobis, OP; sounds way too good to be true

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4x6 has been amazing for me...
      Years of 3x3, 3x8 etc to get a nice mix of strength and hypertrophy, then I started 4x6 and it seem to satisfy both to a degree but mainly hypertrohpy, while allowing me to focus on strength every other week.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No fap that low

    israelite study

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no fap is for low test incels
      noporn is what works

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone tried that workout and wore his knees out from the running alone within some weeks.
      Just another made up meme workout that "sounds" good to normies.

      I'd definitely say 6 km of WALKING, 40 situps/abs calistenics exercise, 50-100 pushups per day, and 30 squats per day is a lot better (on top of already exercising with gym+martial arts)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the running is the most difficult part. But I don't think it will always fuck up your knees like that, he probably did something wrong, a lot of athletes run more than that daily

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6km of walking
        Are people really that sedentary that they dont even walk for 6km on a regular day???

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          6km daily is highly irregular even for gymrats

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you live in a city or do manual labor, it's not that common

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing math
    based, here's how to into math
    https://learnaifromscratch.github.io/math.html

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on phenibut?
    There was a time period when it was spammed here constantly.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fentanyl
    >Negative chance of being life changing
    I'm throwing in the towel on this. I don't get this chart

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm pretty sure it means life changing in a good way, not a have a nice day type way

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this? Is stuff in the right side supposed to be good or bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the fucking x and y axis

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >krokodil would not be life changing
    who said it had to be for the better?
    >doing math
    lmao

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most useless flow chart ever Jesus Christ. Just make a simple list:
      Progressive overload:
      >Lift more weight
      >And/or more sets/reps
      >And/or slower reps

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice chart

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really isn't this complicated.

      Pick a rep range e.g. 8-12,
      Lift weights if you get <8, then you go down 2.5kg,
      If you get >12 then you go up 2.5kg.

      That's literally it.

      Congrats baby's first progresion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically this is all you need for infinite gains, only other thing I'd like to add is that a static rep staircase (don't really know what to call it bc I've never seen it anywhere else) is really good for certain movements. What I mean is instead of doing say 3x8 you do 9/8/7 reps, and you microload by 1kg/2lb when you feel like you can take the increase. This works really well on some movements where adding reps feels nightmarishly difficult but adding a small amount of weight hardly feels any different from before, and it also prevents you from sandbagging (eg 3x8 might be RPE 7 on the first set, RPE 8 on the second, and RPE 9 on the last, while 9/8/7 would be roughly RPE 9 on all sets)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          big agree, i guess it's like a micro pyramid.

          Of course it gets a little more complicated as you get nearer to your genetic limits.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As progression slows down yes it would be a bit annoying as random fluctuations in performance would affect that pyramid setup more as it would take longer to progress, but you could fix this by either intentionally doing it at a lower RPE so that even if you are a bit weaker one day you can still complete the sets, or you could have a range (meaning 9-7/8-6/7-5) to account for those fluctuations.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        checked. basically this. works for any rep range really. another thing you can do is keep reps the same across sets of increasing weights, which I find to be good for getting through plateaus

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting more sleep and weightlifting not absolutely blowing the other shit out of the water
    >shrooms, medication, and fad diets also being measured
    who made this lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shrooms are definitely life changing. I haven't met a single person who didn't change their whole perspective of the world from it. The chart does seem like a load of bull, though. "likelihood of being life-changing" is not something that can be accurately measured, so the whole chart is useless. Throw in the fact that some people are gonna rate things as life changing cause they changed their life for the worse, and you have yourself a complete mess. Whoever made this clearly never studied any kind of science

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it the good or the bad kind of change

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually good. They make your mind more malleable, but if you're in a bad place they can bake in bad attitudes
          I quit smoking with shrooms. Went to roll a ciggy and just started asking myself "do I actually like smoking?" Decided I didn't and stopped then and there.
          Won't say I wasn't tempted afterwards, but after 4 years of smoking 30 a day it was piss easy compared to every time I've tried to quit previously.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, cutting your tongue out is also life changing
        shrooms are pharmakeia and fuck with the noetic eye, you will lose your soul before you gain anything from it, you just won't be aware of it. Psychedelics are the worst thing in the world.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      some dont belong on this list

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you figure? I don't know who any of the assholes in the picture are except for Trudeau and he definitely belongs. The guy in the bottom right with the glasses and yellow tie looks like maybe he was photographed while talking and it just happened to have his mouth a little wide open so I'll possibly cut him some slack.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What're the implications of this continuum? Are hinge movements entirely dependent upon an individual's leverages and moment arms or are they still useful for building muscle mass and strength? I'm inclined to believe it's still the latter

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bottom tier has some illegal activities

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pushups before bed
        Lel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rem flexing
        >9/10/11/12
        Actually those are pretty legit

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit
      Thanks for the epic photo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saved

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking deadly thanks man!!

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck that's a dense image

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so basically you have to have a small head

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy on the left has a very similar frame to the guy on the left
      except he has a bigger head and the guy on the right has more muscle mass

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >left: low test
      >right: high test

      https://i.imgur.com/CvU9JGK.png

      How is this helpful for SwoleShack? You can't change your frame.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the top left square colored in green? Isn't the more ratings the better ?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a PhD in math lmao
    >not making 300k starting lmao
    ngmi

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boost your dick booster
    >Pic rel.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Number of ratings
    What does the x axis mean?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on afobazole?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      man... seeing it in a visual aid like this is really encouraging.
      so fucking nasty

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where can you buy oxytocin?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >negative probability
    I stopped reading there

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need the faggy twinkbod achievement guide STAT.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oxytocin is higher than creatine, theanine, and pretty much everything that I bought into.
    its over for me isn't it

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