>Tp and then bidet
Isn't that how you're supposed to do it anyways? Wipe, spray, wipe, spray, dry.
Maybe I'm built different but if I just tried to spray and dry like most people allude to doing, there would still be a considerable amount of shit on my ass.
>Tp and then bidet
Isn't that how you're supposed to do it anyways? Wipe, spray, wipe, spray, dry.
Maybe I'm built different but if I just tried to spray and dry like most people allude to doing, there would still be a considerable amount of shit on my ass.
Not necessary because I don't eat goyslop therefore I don't take messy sloppy joe that require half a roll of tp
Thanks for outing yourself as a fatass though
Ditto this. Except I once made the mistake of trying "sugar free" candy from the store and whatever sweetener made me piss out of my ass
>using toilet paper
It has BPA, you are losing gains with every wipe
How many other people’s tiny poop particles are on that thing? Do you enjoy blasting your ass with other people’s poop? Do you enjoy grabbing something that was grabbed by others after wiping, without washing their hands?
the first and only time I washed my ass with one of those things it was at a friend’s house
I texted him asking for advice and he said to turn up the water volume slowly
One of the best ass cleanings I ever had, although I prefer my primitive bidet attachment even more. I can get a proper ass blasting without putting my hand back behind me with a bidet attachment instead of the beside-toilet dish sprayer.
My shower head isn't removable, so I have to bend over for the water to rinse my ass. I also rub my cheeks together with soap, because like hell I'm using my hands.
Not necessary because I don't eat goyslop therefore I don't take messy sloppy joe that require half a roll of tp
Thanks for outing yourself as a fatass though
If you have a hairy ass then it really doesn't matter, it will always take far too much toilet paper to get clean. Bidet toilet attachments are a godsend.
Just shave your asshole, it’s so much easier to keep it clean. People will say it’s gay but it makes you way less likely to smell like shit, and girls don’t like guys who smell like literal shit.
This confuses, infuriates and depress the lardmerican.
Really tho, what kind of filthy human waste takes a shit, wipe and think their ass is all clean?
with a french-style bidet you have to turn the water on and splash your ass with your hand
with a bidet attachment you can spray water around and into your ass and not have to touch it
>not using a portal gun to connect the last inch of your rectum with the local sewage system so you shit straight into underwater piping without a single particle of mess on your buttcheeks
Tp and then bidet
I don't care for shit water splashing everywhere
>Tp and then bidet
Isn't that how you're supposed to do it anyways? Wipe, spray, wipe, spray, dry.
Maybe I'm built different but if I just tried to spray and dry like most people allude to doing, there would still be a considerable amount of shit on my ass.
>using toilet paper
It has BPA, you are losing gains with every wipe
If you have a decent diet you shouldn't have "nasty shits". Humans don't need toilet paper in a natural state.
How many other people’s tiny poop particles are on that thing? Do you enjoy blasting your ass with other people’s poop? Do you enjoy grabbing something that was grabbed by others after wiping, without washing their hands?
Nah thanks bro I’m good
Why would anyone use the toilet shower head in my house?
the first and only time I washed my ass with one of those things it was at a friend’s house
I texted him asking for advice and he said to turn up the water volume slowly
One of the best ass cleanings I ever had, although I prefer my primitive bidet attachment even more. I can get a proper ass blasting without putting my hand back behind me with a bidet attachment instead of the beside-toilet dish sprayer.
I shit while taking a hot shower
comfy af
fr fr
no cap
what stops you from getting out of the shower and sitting on the toilet...
Must be on the other side of the room maybe.
the armed guard stationed at my sink you fucking retard
sorry i am not poor i use hot water
but bro don't you know about the test boost bro ice your asshole bro then ice your balls bro your test bro ice bro
My shower head isn't removable, so I have to bend over for the water to rinse my ass. I also rub my cheeks together with soap, because like hell I'm using my hands.
If you aren't using hands you aren't even remotely coming close to cleaning it. How do you even know it's clean, looking in the mirror? homosexual
just touch it
>don't wipe
>turn bidet to max
>spray shit all over my ass and balls
Feels good man
>take a 5 lb shit
>shower with hot water
>rinse with ice cold water
This is the way
You do wash your legs after right?
Not necessary because I don't eat goyslop therefore I don't take messy sloppy joe that require half a roll of tp
Thanks for outing yourself as a fatass though
Ditto this. Except I once made the mistake of trying "sugar free" candy from the store and whatever sweetener made me piss out of my ass
If you have a hairy ass then it really doesn't matter, it will always take far too much toilet paper to get clean. Bidet toilet attachments are a godsend.
Just shave your asshole, it’s so much easier to keep it clean. People will say it’s gay but it makes you way less likely to smell like shit, and girls don’t like guys who smell like literal shit.
This confuses, infuriates and depress the lardmerican.
Really tho, what kind of filthy human waste takes a shit, wipe and think their ass is all clean?
It's retarded to have the bidet as a separate fixture. Get with the times, Grandpa.
with a french-style bidet you have to turn the water on and splash your ass with your hand
with a bidet attachment you can spray water around and into your ass and not have to touch it
all these sissy white men cleaning their asses as if they're women meanwhile white women can't stop licking and eating my dirty black asshole lmao
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Won't argue with that.
what's better, the handheld sprayer or one attached to the seat?
I use baby wipes because I’m not a retard
>not using a portal gun to connect the last inch of your rectum with the local sewage system so you shit straight into underwater piping without a single particle of mess on your buttcheeks