>have phimosis
>start doing stretches with steroid creams
>finally manage to completely pull down foreskin for the first time in my life
>nostrils are immediately assaulted by the stench of smegma
how do i clean this shit? the head of my penis is so incredibly sensitive from never being exposed, so i imagine showering would be immensely painful
you get circumcised, you nasty bastard
Not today Mr. Shekelberg
Very weak showers first. Takes time to get used to it
I am so grateful I was circumcised. I do not have the work ethic to maintain dick hygiene like Europeans need to.
>I do not have the work ethic to maintain dick hygiene like Europeans need to.
Taking a shower and rubbing your dick a bit takes no effort whatsoever. It's not any harder than washing your armpit.
Uncut people without phimosis don't need to do anything special to stay clean, other than simply showering. Phimosis is a medical condition, not the norm for uncut people.
I never wash my dick aside from it existing and getting hit by some of the water while I'm in a shower. I have never had smegma except maybe for a few moments as a baby before that shit was taken care of. Foreskins shouldn't exist to begin with.
>I never wash my dick aside from it existing and getting hit by some of the water while I'm in a shower. I have never had smegma
Same, and I'm uncut. I first learned what smegma is when I was 15, reading about it on the internet.
>Foreskins shouldn't exist to begin with.
You wouldn't be saying this if you knew what having one was like. It's an organ with a multitude of beneficial functions. It's like your cockhead's eyelid, it keeps the sensitive part safe. I'm not going to go into the physical sensation of it, because that'll make you want to have a nice day.
I already get too much pleasure from my dick getting the slightest bit of contact. I don't want more intensity. I'd be a premature ejaculator if I got off any easier.
Strange how the most woman-hating board suddenly cares about female pleasure.
But whatever helps you sleep at night. Just give your kid a choice on this matter, if you end up having one. I'm all for letting people mutilate themselves if they like, it's just a crime against humanity to do it to babies.
>I do not have the work ethic to maintain dick hygiene like Europeans need to.
Do burgerlanders really?
Need to invent powerful copes for having an organ cut off at birth.
No, I really hate keeping up with even just regular hygiene let alone needing to clean out some retarded dick flap that makes you ejaculate even faster than I already do from small smounts of stimulation. I'd get circumcised as an adult if it wasn't done already.
>I'd get circumcised as an adult if it wasn't done already.
You wouldn't, the same way you wouldn't randomly cut off your earlobe.
Lots of people get circumcised as adults. Not many people cut off their earlobes.
Do you know a single one?
I'm assuming it's more common in USA, it's unheard of in Europe.
>I'd get circumcised as an adult if it wasn't done already.
Oh yeah that grade A pure liquid copium right there
If your preference is having an overly sensitive vagina-dick that constantly produces cheese more power to you. I'm personally not into that.
>constantly produces cheese
I shower every 3 days and ive never had cock cheese
You sir, will never experience true pleasure. Shame!
It's less sensitive so I finish slower and can please my partner more
Theoretically, if I had one
>please my partner more
Objectivly wrong, plenty of studies have shown that women cant get off on ugly mutilated penis
>I do not have the work ethic to maintain dick hygiene like Europeans need to.
My sides
it'll take a while, for now gently use warm water and keep stretching and jerking off, it'll get less sensitive and also easier to pull back.
specifically jerk off so your foreskin goes back, not necessarily all the way but a little is enough
>so i imagine showering would be immensely painful
You're imagining wrong. Water is nice and somewhat numbing.
Just careful with strong soap/shampoo. But just good old water should feel great.
Just soak it instead?
also i want to stress, avoid hot water on your dick, that will literally burn you and leave you in pain for a while even if your skin is normally fine with it
how often do you pull it? i think i might not be doing that enough
I had phimosis as a kid as well, i just kept pulling it and pulling it and eventually i tore it off. Showers do hurt but you can just not point the sharp water stream on it.
>steroid creams
Is that safe? I have one of those for a skin condition on my arm and there are big warnings on it to not eat it not put in wounds on mucous membranes and if you get it in your eye you go blind. It's fucking disgusting and i am not sure it even does anything.
OP here. I just took a shower. It actually wasn't as bad as I thought. I couldn't 100% thoroughly wash it due to the sensitivity, but I did spray some water on it with some liquid soap, and very lightly rubbed it. It still has some smegma, but it's far better than it was before.
Seems safe to me. I've been using it for the past 3 or so days, and I've gotten huge improvement. I'm using 2,5% hydrocortisone that I bought from the pharmacy.
It gets easier with time, and the fap pleasure only grows. I had phimosis as a teen but now i can cum just from hot water shower spray. Great time await you
yeah got to say... you've done a good job disgusting me, op. it makes me chuckle to think theres some kid out there with such bad hygiene that theres thick coated dead cells over his penis (for years.) yikes... i really have become too old for this website but fuck it.
subhuman cutcels coping is music to my ears
seethe harder ameritard