Snapped a couple selfies at gym over the past few weeks and tagged them with my gym's hashtag. Some based social media person decided to put them up on their official IG. Feeling real good about myself right now, bros.
Gym IG putting my selfies up so everyone can mire
>shameful mirror selfie with pussy nipple
>mirror selfie
>based
>half-arsed "candid shot"
>smut
>based
>based
>based
>smut
>impressive
>mirror selfie with pussy nipple and "personal best" which no-one cares about
>standard promotional gym pic
>standard promotional gym pic
>based
>based
Not bad, OP. Well done.
what's a pussy nipple?
That shit on the back of the phone to protect your precious little fingers from getting tired by giving you a nipple to slot between your fingerswhen they're in the shape of a pussy.
It's to protect fingers? I thought it's to avoid dropping your phone while taking pictures.
merketing dept:
>let's convey inclusiveness by throwing together some Strong Wymyn(TM), some thots, some blacks and some chubby fuck
social media fag:
>I know just the guy
Not chubby by any medical standard, child.
Wow burn it
Safety really isn't my speed.
You look like a chubby Doug Demuro
funniest shit ill probably see all day
did your pics get likes from hot thots
No child, that is not you.
wait isnt this that patrick whatever guy on twitter than gets into autistic flame wars
Yes, he's also an expert at taking down tanks with improvised weapons.
I heard this guy say he didnt make pepperoni out of black children he kidnapped. Dunno, kind of a weird thing to deny.
Yeah he's a really bad liar, when asked about his involvement in a fire at a place he frequents he specifically went out of his way to that he did NOT start ducking through alleys to get away from the crime scene that he was NOT involved in. I'm not sure how he gets away with it.
>at jim last week
>fat girl approaches
>hi anon i'm the social media manager, can i take some pictures of you working out?
>politely decline bc i don't like fat people, plus she probably didn't even work there and just wanted fap material
Pleasantly surprised to see so many patpilled ISTizens.
where the fuck have i seen these selfies before
>google gym I'm thinking of switching to
>go to google photos to get a feel for their equipment and the lay of the land
>instead the whole feed is some roidchud's gym selfies
LMAO mine is the same way. I don't understand how retarded you have to be to feel the need to upload gym selfies to google reviews.
I do this and I got a 1.7GPA. It would've been 1.2 too if my mother didn't work for the school and help me get extra credits. You might think that makes me retarded but I'm a published science fiction author and can lift 56.5 lbs (that's the average weight of an 8y.o) with one arm. In other words, child, I'm smart AND a badass.
How do I report and block your IST tweets?