>gives you diarrhea

>gives you diarrhea

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being too weak for 25 grams of protein.
    You problem
    /thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would the jannies give us a daily poop thread? I would be curious to see other anon's shits. Yesterday I ate noting but eggs, protein shake, spinach, and chicken and let me tell you, my poop was green and soft and like a mountain of green goop. Other times I've had hershey squirts, and one time I pooped a log so big I thought I might be gay afterward at the gym. Best part of it was after I shit it out I didn't flush and I heard some old boomer go in the bathroom 10 minutes later and say "GOD DAMN" (pic rel)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did the 36 Eggs a Day diet, didn't have any trouble shitting, didn't take longer than usual but when I gave the mandatory check I was always suprised by how much, like, double the amount of turds normally there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leafy veg always make mine green. Smells rancid aswell.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I pooped a log so big I thought I might be gay afterward at the gym
        What does this even mean

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at my picture on my post. That came out of my asshole. After shitting a turd that big—I feel I now know what it would be like to take a hard dick in the ass

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          how fucking retarded are you, you stupid motherfucker? you must be a minority.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaha what a log legitimately keking right now. Scrumptious toilet humor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that siswet's turd?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he only uses one scoop

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah a fellow m*lk intolerant. Good to know there are brothers here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We say the n-word, my brotha.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I regret talking protein powder so much. I completely ruined my gut, not I am perma bloated despite being skellymode. Fuck you homosexuals who keep shilling this goyslop.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat powdered industrial waste marketed to absolute retards
    >surprised when tummy hurt

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a million substitutes for whey now

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just eat 4 eggs it's the same as 1 scoop

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t take fiber supps 3 times a day

    NGMI

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is a good natural way to get fiber

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're called vegetables. Possibly not frozen or precooked.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can tell you don't get vegatbles, but thank you for recommending people do. Nothing wrong with frozen vegatbles the fiber doesn't dissolve when cold

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whey sucks. casein, pea, and hemp proteins are the best.

    with whey i have some of the hottest, heaviest, WETTEST poos of my life.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No me
    t. Indo European

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a fucking retard and buying anything but the unflavoured stuff. Just imagine

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I try everything and my poop refuses to bulk up bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define everything. Post a typical day of eating

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yogurt with berries and granola, a sandwich with turkey and spinach and more natural bread, and then something like chicken and rice with broccoli is pretty typical. I've tried more and less dairy and sometimes more vegetables and fruits, and Ive tried that psyllium husk stuff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yogurt with berries and granola, a sandwich with turkey and spinach and more natural bread, and then something like chicken and rice with broccoli is pretty typical. I've tried more and less dairy and sometimes more vegetables and fruits, and Ive tried that psyllium husk stuff.

      Same here. I have a normal diet (meat, vegetables, grains, etc., almost everything home cooked) and my shits refuse to become solid, just a bunch of pudding shoots out of my asshole every time. It's like I'm not supposed to produce logs.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let wife cook for once, she wants to make some chicken dish
    >Its okay
    >Find out later she chopped the Salad on the same board she chopped the chicken on
    >She didn't wash it
    >Thought it would be fine because the vinegar in the dressing
    >What the fuck
    >Wake up two nights ago at 1am with liquid diarrhea and vomiting
    >Still going, can barely keep down water
    >Lost 20 lbs already
    Food Poisoning is pretty lit for cutting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually getting food poisoning from chicken
      God damn, what type of shithole do you naggers live in? I cut chicken on the same board as my vegetables for years and none of this happened.
      Got food poisoning from undercooked pork, though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you lose fuckton of muscle when youre sick

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no that's literally creatine

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nagger moment

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought like 15 35g milk protein shakes for 12 dollars cause they were expiring. Little mud butt dont matter for that much proteins right?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post hand, nagger

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