Now that you mention it, his nose shape changed. Probably a different camera angle. He had darker complexion most likely because he was actually going outside before.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You can intuitive eat as long you're not a fat fuck who's addicted to sugar tbh
1 year ago
Anonymous
This
I switched to a whole food high protein diet, did intuitive eating (ie eat what I wanted when ever hungry, in those boundaries). Went from 120kg to <95 in 10 months with only moderate exercise.
Now that you mention it, his nose shape changed. Probably a different camera angle. He had darker complexion most likely because he was actually going outside before.
If you blow a baloon bigger and bigger, its color brightens too...
tbh im gonna side with the fatty on this one. Doesnt seem like she did anything to warrant that extremely crude and rude remark, and her come back was kinda funny. Shes kinda cute too, would smash.
>looking at one of the most beautiful natural wonders in the world >"my legs hurt" >"I want to go back to the car" >"my back hurts from carrying this gear on the half mile hike so I could look like a backpacker"
god I despise fat people. not because they're hideous and disgusting to look at (although they are), I hate them because they have exactly one chance to be alive on this pale blue earth and they have eaten themselves to the point where they can't even experience that life. They are throwing away a true gift. It'd be one thing if they just donated their lifespan to someone else, then I'd be ok with it, but that's not possible. They are literally just wasting it.
>women will always choose ugly men with wealth over you.
FTFY
Women are (mostly) users at the end of the day. The modern world has been too kind to thots, telling them they are better than men and deserve more, no matter the reality of the situation. Its led to entitlement and greed.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a sodomite man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a sodomite man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>Been feeling down all week >At shop buying essentials, cant help looking at the goyslop >Feel really tempted but settle for a single jam doughnut in the end (fuck you ive had 2 bloody rag week women screaming at me 11 hours a day all week) >Walking out, pass the pickup area by the store >Theres a car there visibly sagging on its rear left axel >As I pass I glance in >Have to do a double take >Inside is a vast wall of flesh, occupying the rear left and I assume middle seat too >Theres a face, red and sweating, looking out of the open window >It appears to be female >Not sure on the height or mass, but im actually surprised it could fit in and the car could move under its own power >Suddenly feel really good about denying the goyslop >That evening go for a run
"Weighing about 3 pounds in the average adult, the brain is about 60% fat. The remaining 40% is a combination of water, protein, carbohydrates and salts. "
>"Weighing about 3 pounds in the average adult, the brain is about 60% fat. The remaining 40% is a combination of water, protein, carbohydrates and salts. "
can your brain get fatter when being a fatty potty
Theres a theory he is filming a TLC show bc he finally reached 400lbs… doubtful though, considering the controversy surrounding him… maybe he is getting inpatient treatment
Theres a theory he is filming a TLC show bc he finally reached 400lbs… doubtful though, considering the controversy surrounding him… maybe he is getting inpatient treatment
I've hated a tub of mayonnaise since high school. She might be retarded. Here are some highlights.
>She thought my athletic friend wanted to bang her >She was already 300+lbs. and balding in high school, bad hygiene, smelled like cat piss, loud irritating voice >Bro was chad, very friendly guy, no enemies >She thought his kindness (or maybe just lack of disgust) toward her meant he wanted to stick his dick in marshmallow fluff >She became obsessed >Started sexually harassing him, making comments about his body and slapping his ass in hallways >You know, all the things these MeToo cunts cry about when it happens to women >He asked her to stop, we asked her to stop, we had teachers intervene, and eventually it escalated to school admin >Fatty pulls an uno reverse card and claims it was all made up as a way to fat shame and bully her >It gets investigated and bro gets temporarily suspended from sport >We're all called into the office multiple times for questioning >Fatty receives no consequence during investigation because she does nothing to suspend her involvement in >Quasimodo is found to be a lying fuck, she's given a slap on the wrist for it
Some time after high school >She starts dating a special needs guy >Obviously takes advantage of his low IQ and has this poor cuck as her live-in slave >His disability check is her only source of income >Begs for food in local Facebook groups weekly >Always posting public rants on Facebook about how he doesn't clean up after their 6 dogs or whatever >Posts pictures of live turds laying on the stained carpet with novels about how lazy Tardy Tommy is >Gross
>She ends up pregnant >Babby comes out with genetically impossible features >SpEd Boy doesn't seem to realize what this means >He ultimately gets sent to Retard Wrangler Camp to live >Athletic bro is part owner of camp >Revenge is sweet >He pushes for Tardy Tom's liberation >DNA test found Babby wasn't his >Divorced >No special bux for Jabba da Momma >Amen
That image is certainly going in my /fph/ folder. Great story op. May death come to all biggers.
https://i.imgur.com/AarrXOr.png
we lost another one lads
sleep tight, sweet prince 🙁
I like how you can always tell ftm chuds because they grow grossest neckbeards and wear them around like they’re hot shit. It’s pretty hard to tell where that lard barge’s jawline is, but basically there is no hair north of it.
I like how you can always tell ftm chuds because they grow grossest neckbeards and wear them around like they’re hot shit. It’s pretty hard to tell where that lard barge’s jawline is, but basically there is no hair north of it.
>Maybe they think it makes them pass better.
It's the only chance they have
Fit males and females have very distinct movements and body structure, but fat males and females all waddle and look like blobs
Can someone explain to me what sort of mentality and upbringing causes someone to enjoy losing their motor functions and drastically shortening their own lifespan? This is such a weird and alien thing, kinda like trying to understand how some people enjoy cock and ball torture.
This gif always makes me wonder what people like this feel when watching normal weight people on tv. Like, for most people there's this element of identifying with the hero to some extent but I just can't see how people who are so fat their mobility is impaired could ever identify with someone like Luke Skywalker. For people who grew up fat normal mobility has to be completely alien.
Anyone have the one where someone asked their co-worker how to lose weight, and they said "eat better", but OP read it as "eat butter" and spent a month eating sticks of butter?
Generally that is true, but realistically it's not actually good advice, the organism of fat people is inherently different to such a degree that it's not just "overeating" but the body actually thinks it needs that much leading to hunger despite it being too much.
The proper solution is to eat things that are exceedingly satiating because only a massive retard would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
Should, yes, but they are fat because they have no willpower to do such a thing.
I don't think they're actually hungry. they just call food craving hunger. It's an eating disorder, a mental illness. Not only can they choose to just stop being obese, that is the only cure.
No it is literal hunger because the body gets used to the extreme food intake.
And yes it is a mental illness but one that has physical aspects due to the damage done by overeating.
>I don't think they're actually hungry.
this is definitely a huge part of it. Fatties tend to eat exceedingly because of stress, boredom, or misreading signs of dehydration instead of hunger.
If you talk to fatties you will realize that a lot of them do get hungrier, obviously the factors you mention are not irrelevant but hunger is a legitimate aspect.
>only a massive retard would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
Bullshit. I've seen people come off heroin. Cold turkey, by them fucking selves.
Willpower isn't something you have or don't have. It's something you choose.
And if you can't take the fucking time to make the correct choice to spite your own feelings then you deserve what you get.
Exceptions prove the rule, i've known enough fatties to know that 99% are not capable of putting up the willpower necessary to get thin.
[...]
So I'm a recovering fatso and it's really hard for the first few weeks then your hormone levels and leptin in particular sort themselves out and you get full after a normal sized meal.
Congrats, Be glad knowing you are above the majority of the western population in your capability to achieve such a thing.
>xceptions prove the rule, i've known enough fatties to know that 99% are not capable of putting up the willpower necessary to get thin.
I disagree. I think everyone is absolutely capable. I think it's a choice and they are choosing to be fat assholes.
I don't think they're actually hungry. they just call food craving hunger. It's an eating disorder, a mental illness. Not only can they choose to just stop being obese, that is the only cure.
>I don't think they're actually hungry.
this is definitely a huge part of it. Fatties tend to eat exceedingly because of stress, boredom, or misreading signs of dehydration instead of hunger.
>only a massive retard would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
Bullshit. I've seen people come off heroin. Cold turkey, by them fucking selves.
Willpower isn't something you have or don't have. It's something you choose.
And if you can't take the fucking time to make the correct choice to spite your own feelings then you deserve what you get.
Generally that is true, but realistically it's not actually good advice, the organism of fat people is inherently different to such a degree that it's not just "overeating" but the body actually thinks it needs that much leading to hunger despite it being too much.
The proper solution is to eat things that are exceedingly satiating because only a massive retard would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
So I'm a recovering fatso and it's really hard for the first few weeks then your hormone levels and leptin in particular sort themselves out and you get full after a normal sized meal.
The suffering you feel is heart disease, fatcels and shame leaving your body. Keep making the right choices.
Yeah, it’s not impossible. Some people quit drugs. A lot don’t. A good number die from them. Everyone can quit cold turkey, but a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.
>a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.
Both of these are the same thing. If you give up on something you couldn't have cared enough in the first place.
Yeah, it’s not impossible. Some people quit drugs. A lot don’t. A good number die from them. Everyone can quit cold turkey, but a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.
>what should I eat to lose weight? >less >no mention of just boiling the calories out >from a doctor
what, do they just hand out medical degrees to any retard that wants one nowadays?
I'm surprised you're surprised, aboriginal/native peoples are generally fat alcoholics all throughout the Americas and Australasia, except in areas of South America where they're still too poor to get fat.
>so does BC
The highest town in BC is at fucking 4200' and 95% of the population lives under 2000' with most at sea level; they're less fat because they're a Chinese colonial venture and not because of altitude.
>looking at one of the most beautiful natural wonders in the world >"my legs hurt" >"I want to go back to the car" >"my back hurts from carrying this gear on the half mile hike so I could look like a backpacker"
god I despise fat people. not because they're hideous and disgusting to look at (although they are), I hate them because they have exactly one chance to be alive on this pale blue earth and they have eaten themselves to the point where they can't even experience that life. They are throwing away a true gift. It'd be one thing if they just donated their lifespan to someone else, then I'd be ok with it, but that's not possible. They are literally just wasting it.
said.
These people had a chance to experience life but now >probably lost both legs >Irreparable damage to the entire body >Years of recovery to probably still die at 45 with the best medical care >Life spent in misery, literally rotting away
I can honestly just pity ham planets, they missed out.
The thing with many of them is that they got fat as kids either because parents didn't stop them, or some other issues, and by the time they realized and accepted that realization, they've already been doomed.
>and by the time they realized and accepted that realization, they've already been doomed.
It is never too late to unfuck oneself tbh. I got obese as a kid, and it took until my mid-20s (fuck, I even was morbidly obese for most of it) before I managed to grow enough spine to do something about it. Now I'm normal weight and the quality of my life has significantly improved. Sure, the signs of the horrible abuse I put my body through will always be there and I most likely am gonna drop dead a lot sooner than I would have if I had never gotten fat, but that is life for you.
>too late to lose weight
If any of you fat fucks use this as an excuse you should have a nice day already.
Yes, you are right, that's not an excuse to be a fat fuck, but that's the reason I find it hard to completely hate them. Unless they're not doing anything to better themselves.
Imagine being offended by this instead of just buying a big cauldron to put in your class and threatening any kid that misbehaves with being put in the cauldron for dinner later.
Youre right it is technically true >If men didnt care if women were fat when gauging attractiveness women wouldnt care either
Except it doesnt matter because men DO care. So take your debilitating autism back to redit you fucking oink oink piglet scum.
Checked it, it's kind of funny and weird. A lot of normies, HAES idiots, and what they call "edtwt" people (people who are and support eating disorders like anorexia) all arguing with each other. Very entertaining.
https://i.imgur.com/Ahbclne.png
>Adriana shows her prescription. Overweight, she looked for medical help to lose weight and received an obesity control prescription. Padlockeine. It sounds like a medication brand, but it's nothing but something the doctor made up.
>"I asked "Where can I find it?" and he said "you go to a locksmith, buy 7 padlocks and put them on your mouth, on your fridge, your freezer and your kitchen cabinet"
>The doctor listed in the prescription where she should put the padlocks and also gave her another kind of diet:
>"If you don't want to do that, you drink water on Mon/Wed/Fri and on Tue/Thu/Sat/Sun you fast."
American doctors will NEVER be as based as brazilian ones.
im glad normies are atleast getting redpilled on shitting on haes fatties, but boy i would rather shove a screwdriver down my dick than go on Twitter again
yes, anon.
americans really.
the caption is probably photoshopped onto some lardass's unrelated shopping spree, but i see carts full of shit like this ALL the time.
That looks like 3 12 packs of Mtn Dew and 2 24 packs of Sprite. Each can is 1/3rd liter so that would be 28 liters of goyslurp. Assuming you drink ~2L daily that would be enough for 3 people for 5 days or 5 people for 3 days.
I'm having a single can of soda at most when I'm going out, but 2 liters a day? Fatties clearly do not acknowledge all the resources they have available...
>Adriana shows her prescription. Overweight, she looked for medical help to lose weight and received an obesity control prescription. Padlockeine. It sounds like a medication brand, but it's nothing but something the doctor made up.
>"I asked "Where can I find it?" and he said "you go to a locksmith, buy 7 padlocks and put them on your mouth, on your fridge, your freezer and your kitchen cabinet"
>The doctor listed in the prescription where she should put the padlocks and also gave her another kind of diet:
>"If you don't want to do that, you drink water on Mon/Wed/Fri and on Tue/Thu/Sat/Sun you fast."
American doctors will NEVER be as based as brazilian ones.
Why can't Brazilian doctors be cool like American doctors? A good Americam doctor would prescribe antidepressants, an appetite suppressant, a fun stimulant, or even prescribe opioid dependency drugs off-label to help her lose weight
What makes Brazilian doctors such pricks?
wtf lols
i dreamt i was living with nikocado last night and he wouldn't let me eat anything
>H...Hey Niko, can I,,, can I get a morsel of chi-chicken out of that pile p-please
>NO
kwab
I think of Niko as the type who would foist food on you as part of spreading the blessings of obesity to the world.
Is he getting more and more white while gaining weight?
Now that you mention it, his nose shape changed. Probably a different camera angle. He had darker complexion most likely because he was actually going outside before.
You can intuitive eat as long you're not a fat fuck who's addicted to sugar tbh
This
I switched to a whole food high protein diet, did intuitive eating (ie eat what I wanted when ever hungry, in those boundaries). Went from 120kg to <95 in 10 months with only moderate exercise.
Same amount of melanin spread over a lot larger surface area of skin
He probably goes outside way less
If you blow a baloon bigger and bigger, its color brightens too...
Are those Big Mike bananas? I try and get them but they're like hens teeth here. Extremely powerful fruit.
.t https://youtu.be/_4R1DPmBLWw?t=24
Why would you post yourself getting rejected by a fatty lmao
Why would you out yourself as a newfag
OK boomer why did you out yourself as literally unfuckable?
>Actually sir, Reddit is down that way
I'd fuck the boomer but not you newfag
>newfag cant bant
Where’s that hole poster when you need him?
He's obviously trolling it you fucking retard.
Maybe he's already got a better piece of ass lined up and he's just passing time trolling.
cuz it's funny you insecure cuck
ngl, I'd breed that little oinker
tbh im gonna side with the fatty on this one. Doesnt seem like she did anything to warrant that extremely crude and rude remark, and her come back was kinda funny. Shes kinda cute too, would smash.
Post body
>and her come back was kinda funny.
No it wasn't
>I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
Shrekoomers are literally insane
what's offensive about this?
That day they were reminded.
They live in fear of the skinnies.
Fatties don't want a reminder of how much larger than normal they really are
They used their normal model instead of hiring a disgusting fat woman to model their fat women clothes.
based. if I was a chick or a gross deranged chud I’d totally buy from them.
no fat chinks to model for the company
those underwear on the left look like ones my last gf used to wear (she was the size of the model, not a fatty) and now I'm sad.
Truth, Soda, And the american waist
Looks like an average powerlifter to me.
So that's the double they used for the boulder in the first indiana jones
the cartoon impression is pretty accurate
It's not a cartoon representation of him. Ronnie Filyaw caricatures himself. This is Ronnie.
Ronnie is the girl on the left? That’s a pretty bad caricature.
>looking at one of the most beautiful natural wonders in the world
>"my legs hurt"
>"I want to go back to the car"
>"my back hurts from carrying this gear on the half mile hike so I could look like a backpacker"
god I despise fat people. not because they're hideous and disgusting to look at (although they are), I hate them because they have exactly one chance to be alive on this pale blue earth and they have eaten themselves to the point where they can't even experience that life. They are throwing away a true gift. It'd be one thing if they just donated their lifespan to someone else, then I'd be ok with it, but that's not possible. They are literally just wasting it.
I'm honestly impressed that he can walk
Honestly I've been there.. he's just trying to do something new.. feel bad for him
Reminder ronnie made the grand total of 4 comics after getting a gf and the last ine was a year ago
What the fuck is wrong with americans
Bowling ball ass bro, and probably isn’t even pushing 5’6”. What a living hell that has to be.
this was considered comically fat back then
now its just every other person in America
Nice. I didn't know that this was a cartoon edition of /fph/
>average obese american
>HK
probably not
Why does she own this? Looks like it won't even zip up in the back
Oompa loompa diggity dig
They look like if you were to shat a scuba suit full
Reminder that there are people on this board that claim you're low t if you wouldn't.
Wouldn’t? I simply couldnt
Gladly there's a lot less of these gays lately.
oh my god it's mario judah
el americana
reminder: no matter how fit and beautiful you are, women will always choose ugly men with personality and wealth over you.
>women will always choose ugly men with wealth over you.
FTFY
Women are (mostly) users at the end of the day. The modern world has been too kind to thots, telling them they are better than men and deserve more, no matter the reality of the situation. Its led to entitlement and greed.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a sodomite man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a sodomite man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
That picture doesn’t make any sense, John Oliver would never wear a IST shirt.
your mother doesn't make any cents, despite prostituting herself all night
>personality
weird way to spell height
Time to give up the hamburgers and HR roasties sergey...
insane purplepiller
Bruh, women only care about looks. They're incredibly simple.
This pic looks like he just implemented CCIP and is just about to release staking. But he looks like a betrayer
>Been feeling down all week
>At shop buying essentials, cant help looking at the goyslop
>Feel really tempted but settle for a single jam doughnut in the end (fuck you ive had 2 bloody rag week women screaming at me 11 hours a day all week)
>Walking out, pass the pickup area by the store
>Theres a car there visibly sagging on its rear left axel
>As I pass I glance in
>Have to do a double take
>Inside is a vast wall of flesh, occupying the rear left and I assume middle seat too
>Theres a face, red and sweating, looking out of the open window
>It appears to be female
>Not sure on the height or mass, but im actually surprised it could fit in and the car could move under its own power
>Suddenly feel really good about denying the goyslop
>That evening go for a run
him and goering were both caught eating the dead auschwitz prisoners
That's not a fat person, or anything related to the subject of the thread.
u sure?
being a powersharter ruins your mind because I know normies think this looks disgusting rightfully so but to me he looks good
This is a normal person. Not terribly lean, just looks ok. I don't see anything disgusting about it.
even normalfags can recognize that this is builtfat, not some fat retard who sits 24/7
what 's the problem here? he just needs to work his stomach with some core exercise for definition, otherwise he looks healthy even if it's not hot
Hello, Kyle.
Gross
>taking a picture before cutting
Ishygddt
You CHUDS are STILL spreading toxic fatphobic misinformation? That's does it! No more Mr. Nice Guy - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
MAYONNAISE CHUD, your toxic rhetoric will NOT divide us.
Mayonnaise CHUD, we do not forget. We do not forgive. You have been warned.
We are the Chudbusters. Mayonnaise Chud of Chuddonnaise, consider yourself WARNED. This is ChudWATCH.
Chudbuster OUT.
okay
is that a fat in his brain
"Weighing about 3 pounds in the average adult, the brain is about 60% fat. The remaining 40% is a combination of water, protein, carbohydrates and salts. "
>"Weighing about 3 pounds in the average adult, the brain is about 60% fat. The remaining 40% is a combination of water, protein, carbohydrates and salts. "
can your brain get fatter when being a fatty potty
Yes it can. Consequences are things like fastened altzheimers progression.
dear lord
Guys I'm getting worried about our beloved mukbanger Nikocado Avocado. He didn't post anything in two weeks.
Theres a theory he is filming a TLC show bc he finally reached 400lbs… doubtful though, considering the controversy surrounding him… maybe he is getting inpatient treatment
>a TLC show
That would be kino.
I swear when his arsehole was being posted a lot last year he was only 300, how the fuck?
Maybe he's stuck in a bathtub
I've hated a tub of mayonnaise since high school. She might be retarded. Here are some highlights.
>She thought my athletic friend wanted to bang her
>She was already 300+lbs. and balding in high school, bad hygiene, smelled like cat piss, loud irritating voice
>Bro was chad, very friendly guy, no enemies
>She thought his kindness (or maybe just lack of disgust) toward her meant he wanted to stick his dick in marshmallow fluff
>She became obsessed
>Started sexually harassing him, making comments about his body and slapping his ass in hallways
>You know, all the things these MeToo cunts cry about when it happens to women
>He asked her to stop, we asked her to stop, we had teachers intervene, and eventually it escalated to school admin
>Fatty pulls an uno reverse card and claims it was all made up as a way to fat shame and bully her
>It gets investigated and bro gets temporarily suspended from sport
>We're all called into the office multiple times for questioning
>Fatty receives no consequence during investigation because she does nothing to suspend her involvement in
>Quasimodo is found to be a lying fuck, she's given a slap on the wrist for it
Some time after high school
>She starts dating a special needs guy
>Obviously takes advantage of his low IQ and has this poor cuck as her live-in slave
>His disability check is her only source of income
>Begs for food in local Facebook groups weekly
>Always posting public rants on Facebook about how he doesn't clean up after their 6 dogs or whatever
>Posts pictures of live turds laying on the stained carpet with novels about how lazy Tardy Tommy is
>Gross
>She ends up pregnant
>Babby comes out with genetically impossible features
>SpEd Boy doesn't seem to realize what this means
>He ultimately gets sent to Retard Wrangler Camp to live
>Athletic bro is part owner of camp
>Revenge is sweet
>He pushes for Tardy Tom's liberation
>DNA test found Babby wasn't his
>Divorced
>No special bux for Jabba da Momma
>Amen
>Jabba da Momma
Thank you i'll be saving this for future usage.
>>DNA test found Babby wasn't his
>>No special bux for Jabba da Momma
Which state was this ?
That image is certainly going in my /fph/ folder. Great story op. May death come to all biggers.
Hugobros....
Not like this
>that pained look
>the cry for attention with his/hers/whateverthefucks accessories
>they died not knowing their full worth
I wish fat fucks could see that if they lost weight how happy life could be
Does anybody know what's going on with the nose here? Is that rosacea?
Believable until the 3rd act
would be a wholesome story if not made up
The cope from these landwhales is unreal sometimes https://youtube.com/shorts/onz00hIG3Ss?feature=share
It's funny that even though the video is obviously lying, the fattie couldn't resist showing off the pint of ice cream.
>non dairy ice cream
do americans really
Is Milhouse a meme?
Ahahah
>the comment section
Why are women so fucking retarded when it comes to science?
I guess they think that people tell the truth? She young too, probably hasn’t learned yet that you can’t trust most people, especially coping fats.
1:12:00
we lost another one lads
sleep tight, sweet prince 🙁
I'm assuming this "partner" and "special friend" fed this thing to death. Feeding to death should become a legitimate felony.
lost
BPP
I like how you can always tell ftm chuds because they grow grossest neckbeards and wear them around like they’re hot shit. It’s pretty hard to tell where that lard barge’s jawline is, but basically there is no hair north of it.
FTM are exceptionally likely to be fat fucks. Maybe they think it makes them pass better.
>Maybe they think it makes them pass better.
It's the only chance they have
Fit males and females have very distinct movements and body structure, but fat males and females all waddle and look like blobs
yes
ahahahaha
>gay nd disabled trans man
I seriously cannot decode whether this creature had a penis or a cunt. I guess I'm old now.
It had a vagina, it's a woman on test injections pretending to be male
Fats are the only trannies that can pass because fats are androgynous.
29 and buried by your grandparents because not only did she fuck her hormones up with testosterone but also with food. Sad. I feel for the family
I'm surprised she can stand at 680
Where's Dr. NOW??
Woah buddy wrong board 4chan is to the left.
The worst part is that the chair looks like it was joined with a domino-like tenon that blew out. That's one of the strongest joints.
Why is the lady in the booth saluting the Fürer?
gnomish chair
coke girls truly are hotter
I'd fuck the one on the left
Imagine the smell
Probably smells like weed and sweaty vag
I don't know why but i always feel bad for Big Slime
>Which is often.
kek, gets me every time
It's just so sad, that these people are willing to lower their life quality and prematurely kill themselves and or other people for coomer reasons.
kino
>reminder that if you ever get into an argument with some gay redditor, this is who you're talking to.
Love that Comic
A good motivator to keep at it
Can someone explain to me what sort of mentality and upbringing causes someone to enjoy losing their motor functions and drastically shortening their own lifespan? This is such a weird and alien thing, kinda like trying to understand how some people enjoy cock and ball torture.
a lot of morbidly obese people were molested as children and use food as a coping mechanism.
Is it really sex if people are just depositing their semen in folds leading nowhere
>the Empire's Wrath duels Darth Baras on Korriban (3640 BBY, colorized)
>ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
>IF SHE BREATHES...SHES A TH–ack
kek he falls over like they do on family guy.
Lol that made me laugh way harder now that you pointed that out
This gif always makes me wonder what people like this feel when watching normal weight people on tv. Like, for most people there's this element of identifying with the hero to some extent but I just can't see how people who are so fat their mobility is impaired could ever identify with someone like Luke Skywalker. For people who grew up fat normal mobility has to be completely alien.
Your observation is the reason why TV stars and models have been looking uglier lately
>world's fattest woman has sex 7 times a day
>meanwhile I'm still an outcast virgin who can't get laid
It's not fucking fair.
Look at it this way: would you rather be a virgin or a butter golem? I count myself lucky I'm the former rather than latter.
>world's fattest woman has sex 7 times a day
It's fake, bro.
There's no way the burgers werent cold
Anyone got that series of photos that show a normal blonde girl become a planetoid ? They were all taken in a club.
God all those tits hanging out are pathetic. How can you be saggy but at the same time small and be a fatass
Twitter staff's annual summer party
You forgot to censor that huge set of tits right in the middle.
>hot asian chicks are not showing tits
Rolling for Asians
here I go
roll
Rollinnnnnn
asian midget on a pedestal... gross
Yeah, there is literally a hotter version of her standing right next to her
9899 please
yellow fever here we goo!
Rolli
Oh heck, why not
poll
Rolling, also pushups, will double if <20
gimme those double 9's asiamoot
99 let's go
roll
roll jenes
Oh god why
they're collectively sweating mayonnaise. look at the floor
Far right is cute
I could save her
>Fattest, ugliest women compete for attention by getting naked
>Slim, normal looking women do not
Pottery
Would
Der Untermensch
ahhh so thats how the 2004 tsunami started
How just how
damn adam sandler fell off
Ave Caesar
He has a Hook noose
Damn shlomo, easy on that adrenochrome
Anyone have the one where someone asked their co-worker how to lose weight, and they said "eat better", but OP read it as "eat butter" and spent a month eating sticks of butter?
Lmao the "seed oils bad" crowd are doing this to own the libs right now.
I think that was a tumblr post screencap actually. Don't have it but I remember it
here ya go anon
Thou art a kind and generous anon. You're gonna make it.
Doctor Christian's is better.
Generally that is true, but realistically it's not actually good advice, the organism of fat people is inherently different to such a degree that it's not just "overeating" but the body actually thinks it needs that much leading to hunger despite it being too much.
The proper solution is to eat things that are exceedingly satiating because only a massive retard would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
fat people should regularly (at least once a week) fast for an entire day
they need to break their food addiction through sheer psychological assault
Should, yes, but they are fat because they have no willpower to do such a thing.
No it is literal hunger because the body gets used to the extreme food intake.
And yes it is a mental illness but one that has physical aspects due to the damage done by overeating.
If you talk to fatties you will realize that a lot of them do get hungrier, obviously the factors you mention are not irrelevant but hunger is a legitimate aspect.
Exceptions prove the rule, i've known enough fatties to know that 99% are not capable of putting up the willpower necessary to get thin.
Congrats, Be glad knowing you are above the majority of the western population in your capability to achieve such a thing.
>xceptions prove the rule, i've known enough fatties to know that 99% are not capable of putting up the willpower necessary to get thin.
I disagree. I think everyone is absolutely capable. I think it's a choice and they are choosing to be fat assholes.
I don't think they're actually hungry. they just call food craving hunger. It's an eating disorder, a mental illness. Not only can they choose to just stop being obese, that is the only cure.
>I don't think they're actually hungry.
this is definitely a huge part of it. Fatties tend to eat exceedingly because of stress, boredom, or misreading signs of dehydration instead of hunger.
>only a massive retard would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
Bullshit. I've seen people come off heroin. Cold turkey, by them fucking selves.
Willpower isn't something you have or don't have. It's something you choose.
And if you can't take the fucking time to make the correct choice to spite your own feelings then you deserve what you get.
So I'm a recovering fatso and it's really hard for the first few weeks then your hormone levels and leptin in particular sort themselves out and you get full after a normal sized meal.
The suffering you feel is heart disease, fatcels and shame leaving your body. Keep making the right choices.
>a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.
Both of these are the same thing. If you give up on something you couldn't have cared enough in the first place.
Yeah, it’s not impossible. Some people quit drugs. A lot don’t. A good number die from them. Everyone can quit cold turkey, but a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.
Just stop eating you fucking fatty
>what should I eat to lose weight?
>less
>no mention of just boiling the calories out
>from a doctor
what, do they just hand out medical degrees to any retard that wants one nowadays?
damn my bro big slime doing the big crime
Fuck fat people
I already banged your mom
can someone post the paint-green text stories? I cannot find them on my love machine.
thoughts?
Colorado seems to agree.
Colorado is an aberration in that the people tend to be more active than other areas of the country. It's not just the elevation.
>Colorado seems to agree.
so does BC
Lots of fat natives in Nunavut? Never would have thought, what the fuck do they eat up there.
I'm surprised you're surprised, aboriginal/native peoples are generally fat alcoholics all throughout the Americas and Australasia, except in areas of South America where they're still too poor to get fat.
The moment indigenous populations get exposed to Western diet, they explode. McDonalds are the modern day colonizers
>74.6%
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>American Samoa is #1
Jesus, even when we’re talking about Pacific islands the American ones are still the fattest.
>so does BC
The highest town in BC is at fucking 4200' and 95% of the population lives under 2000' with most at sea level; they're less fat because they're a Chinese colonial venture and not because of altitude.
You object to the chicken breast, babybels and cold cuts?
babybels are meh, very waxy
cold cuts are nitrate slabs
i had to google "Velveeta" cuz i saw it in another image too. i puked
Fat people already can't breathe tho
So autoerotic asphyxiation is a valid weight loss strategy?
Higher altitudes are also linked to significant higher rates of suicide and depression. I wonder if it’s related to leptin???
Is this true? Currently visiting my grandma in the mountains (ok, it's like only 800m) and I feel a lot hungrier than in my coastal city
Just makes me think of what
said.
These people had a chance to experience life but now
>probably lost both legs
>Irreparable damage to the entire body
>Years of recovery to probably still die at 45 with the best medical care
>Life spent in misery, literally rotting away
I can honestly just pity ham planets, they missed out.
The thing with many of them is that they got fat as kids either because parents didn't stop them, or some other issues, and by the time they realized and accepted that realization, they've already been doomed.
>and by the time they realized and accepted that realization, they've already been doomed.
It is never too late to unfuck oneself tbh. I got obese as a kid, and it took until my mid-20s (fuck, I even was morbidly obese for most of it) before I managed to grow enough spine to do something about it. Now I'm normal weight and the quality of my life has significantly improved. Sure, the signs of the horrible abuse I put my body through will always be there and I most likely am gonna drop dead a lot sooner than I would have if I had never gotten fat, but that is life for you.
Yes, you are right, that's not an excuse to be a fat fuck, but that's the reason I find it hard to completely hate them. Unless they're not doing anything to better themselves.
Everybodies got a fucking excuse.
Imagine that same situation except with alcoholism or thievery.
No fucking pity.
You're so tough anon 🙂
>tough
This is your brain on cope.
It used to be called adulthood.
At least I got a brain. As opposed to you, seemingly, as the point went straight through your head and yet you missed it.
He is
ya fucken goob
Candy coating everything is how you get fat fucks in the first place
>too late to lose weight
If any of you fat fucks use this as an excuse you should have a nice day already.
It’s your parent’s fault if you’re fucked at 20. It’s your fault if you’re fucked at 30.
I remember being so fat that I needed a mirror to see my dick.
Dude needs someone to take a pic of it for him.
Fuck I need to lose more weight
my kindergarten students said hitler did nothing wrong. haha kids say the darnest things amirite fellow channers?
>plus size
YOU'RE FAT FAT PIG FAT NOT PLUS SIZE FUCKING OBEAST FAT MONSTER WALKING SWEATING COPING DISGUSTING LAZY BITCH FATSO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine being offended by this instead of just buying a big cauldron to put in your class and threatening any kid that misbehaves with being put in the cauldron for dinner later.
i want some cake so bad
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
just remember how nasty it really is after you eat it. most cake is fucking disgusting. find a wife who knows how to make you cake.
Make your own, lad
kinda true tbh
Youre right it is technically true
>If men didnt care if women were fat when gauging attractiveness women wouldnt care either
Except it doesnt matter because men DO care. So take your debilitating autism back to redit you fucking oink oink piglet scum.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3114154/
Trending on twitter currently, plenty of normies shitting on HAES. Plenty of trolling opportunity lads
Checked it, it's kind of funny and weird. A lot of normies, HAES idiots, and what they call "edtwt" people (people who are and support eating disorders like anorexia) all arguing with each other. Very entertaining.
lmao
im glad normies are atleast getting redpilled on shitting on haes fatties, but boy i would rather shove a screwdriver down my dick than go on Twitter again
moron. Drop the processed stuff and get whole foods so you can cook them at home. This is a threat.
200$ worth of sugar snacks?? Do americans really??
Look at this kind old based gentleman. I would definitely try the food he makes in his truck
yes, anon.
americans really.
the caption is probably photoshopped onto some lardass's unrelated shopping spree, but i see carts full of shit like this ALL the time.
t. burgerfag
>Literally not a single healthy item
This HAS to be satire, right?
>groceries
where? behind the goyslop?
Healthiest leftoid
No you can't live like that, now learn to fuckin cook
it's a shitpost
Finally, a proper response to this image
I've seen it before and i still fucking seethe
Like the only thing decent is the cream cheese, but I'm sure this butter huffers eat it like nothing. I hate fat people.
the deli meat and cheese is pretty good but also super expensive, no idea why they would go for that if they only had $155
Man, I spent $200 for my wife and I. For food for a month. These people are massive retards.
>3 boxes of soda + 1 bottle of apple juice
>will last 3-5 days
That looks like 3 12 packs of Mtn Dew and 2 24 packs of Sprite. Each can is 1/3rd liter so that would be 28 liters of goyslurp. Assuming you drink ~2L daily that would be enough for 3 people for 5 days or 5 people for 3 days.
I'm having a single can of soda at most when I'm going out, but 2 liters a day? Fatties clearly do not acknowledge all the resources they have available...
Holy shit I didn’t even see the sprite. How do people drink this much corn syrup?
jesus fucking christ, just buy ingredients and cook the food yourself. it tastes better, it's fun, and you'll stop looking like a Great Unclean One.
>I can't live like this
Don't worry. You won't have to for very long.
>Adriana shows her prescription. Overweight, she looked for medical help to lose weight and received an obesity control prescription. Padlockeine. It sounds like a medication brand, but it's nothing but something the doctor made up.
>"I asked "Where can I find it?" and he said "you go to a locksmith, buy 7 padlocks and put them on your mouth, on your fridge, your freezer and your kitchen cabinet"
>The doctor listed in the prescription where she should put the padlocks and also gave her another kind of diet:
>"If you don't want to do that, you drink water on Mon/Wed/Fri and on Tue/Thu/Sat/Sun you fast."
American doctors will NEVER be as based as brazilian ones.
Why can't Brazilian doctors be cool like American doctors? A good Americam doctor would prescribe antidepressants, an appetite suppressant, a fun stimulant, or even prescribe opioid dependency drugs off-label to help her lose weight
What makes Brazilian doctors such pricks?
Not even fat, shes perfect ripe fertility mode
She has liposuction scars on her lower pelvis area so she will look like a melted goblin statue in 5 years.
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