>eats exclusively pasta and pizza. >this kills the ketolard

>eats exclusively pasta and pizza
>this kills the ketolard

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mikey is a cool guy. He trains bjj and doesn't afraid of anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eh* trains bjj
      dont expose yourself, newfag

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a drunk guy would beat him to death

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mikey in a real fight
        >He flops on the floor and assumes the position
        >Drunk guy kicks him in the face
        >Mikey ded
        BJJ is a scam

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          some grapplers with strong wrestling can be very scary, frauds like Musumeci who have only guard would be beaten by everyone including myself

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moooozzarella

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ate predominantly pasta
    >famous for the quote "everything you see i owe to spaghetti"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out Amerimutts are full of shit and carbs don't make you fat. Whoop dee fucking doo, what a surprise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes they do if you have a large appetite. literally looking at a handful of cookies today, 1200 calories.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cookies are mostly fat you retard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cookies are mostly fat you retard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fat = 5.5g * 9kcal/g = 49.5kcal

            The fat makes up 39% of the energy per cookie, useless fucking macro which makes you fat.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At least fat keeps you satiated for longer unlike shitty carbs

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >almost 50% fat
            Your point?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how big are you hands you fucking caveman

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It depends mostly on a food quality. You can have whole grain pasta with real beef carrots, tomatoes, olives, basil and a real parmesan cheese. Or you can eat mac and cheese with ketchup, with no real cheese and ketchup containing more refined carbs than tomatoes. Organic whole grain wheat flour is significantly different from something grown using roundap.
          When someone says he eats only past and pizza, the question is what kind of and what are the ingridients.
          Jacked with les than 10% bodyfat who just ate past I cooked myself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yes they do if you have a large appetite. literally looking at a handful of peanuts today, 1200 calories.
          carbs and cookies aren't synonymous, idiot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cookies
          Retarded Amerimutt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you work out hard and burn calories you can eat snickers all day, the problem comes when you're a fatass playing CoD all day and do those things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        these people have shit physiques though. good luck getting shredded eating whatever the fuck they eat

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Keto cattle influence
    >Naturopathic "doctor" or physical therapist that calls himself a doctor
    Every single time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steroids destroyed his organs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moxyte thinks a world Champion athlete is representative of what kind of body a diet gives you... Not very smart.
      I guess that vegan deficiencies are catching up to him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ew a vegan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >directionbrain ketolard
            Many such cases

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just ate an English muffin with honey on it. Go cry about it you fucking gazelle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good, that's good. Maybe the keto hairloss will grow back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao moxyte can't help but expose himself when you name him. What a weird dude.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dweeb phenotype

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keto isn't really a great weight loss diet, its best use is for mitochondrial dysfunction and a wide variety of mental health issues.
    if some part of your brain is starved of glucose because of insulin resistance providing ketones can help a lot, but it's a time-limited intervention.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The swiftness of Keto weight loss comes from lost water weight, since carbs bind water.
      But on the long term there is zero difference between keto and non-keto diets when calories are accounted for

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you fucking idiot. Keto literally turns a body into a fat burning machine. When it wants energy, it doesn't even ask you to eat, it goes straight to your fat storage cells and empties them. Hunger? What the fuck is that?! Meanwhile, while you're eating the foods to get into ketosis, you're not fucking hungry anymore because all those foods do is heal your gut biome, so it stops producing absurd and abnormal amounts of ghrelin and keeps you satiated for 3 to 5x times as long as a normal diet of low calorie carbs (which EVERYONE fails!). I literally only eat food to fulfill my protein macros and don't give a shit about anything else. I don't care how good it tastes because I have no cravings, and I'm not hungry in the first place. Food has become what it was always meant to be...FUEL.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fat burning machine
          and that's why it's bad, humans should burn glucose.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what a retarded moron. OMG everyone on keto is dying of glucose deficiency.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well yes, unironically. there's a reason why they froth at the mouth when somebody challenges their beliefs, not to mention that they brag about having dangerously low blood sugar, and a shit ton of other problems. if i were to type them all out it'd be an equivalent of a two hundred pages book.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Counst tell if ironic post or serious.
          You're an utter cretin, as are all KetoKretins.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like an aids patient

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's young, you can eat anything at that age, his diet is absolutely retarded.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boys i just found out americans put fucking cream in carbonara and my day is ruined mama mia

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you'll find heart disease is what kills the ketolard

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people for the majority of history have subsisted on mainly carbs with some dairy and meat
    >modern schizos shid and piss their pants and think they have vaccine-induced celiacs disease

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He bakes his own pizza
    Generally bakes several every evening and feeds his family
    Fucking based pizza grappling autist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, as I have explained here

      It depends mostly on a food quality. You can have whole grain pasta with real beef carrots, tomatoes, olives, basil and a real parmesan cheese. Or you can eat mac and cheese with ketchup, with no real cheese and ketchup containing more refined carbs than tomatoes. Organic whole grain wheat flour is significantly different from something grown using roundap.
      When someone says he eats only past and pizza, the question is what kind of and what are the ingridients.
      Jacked with les than 10% bodyfat who just ate past I cooked myself.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Suicidally depressive
    Hmm..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he's on OMAD, 10,000 calories and trains literally all day before eating. He's gone through different diets in the past and this works for him

      >suicidally depressive
      crazy assumption

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont believe for a minute that this little homosexual trains all day without eating, and only has his first meal at night

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my friend was a boxer. when he trained he would only eat at night so that food didn't weigh him down or something idk. but he would fuck up some pizza when he did eat. he was also 20 yo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >axle cover
        But it valve cover

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a based autist, tho I don't think he eats 7000kcal but I don't doubt his one meal a night works for him especially since he uses quality ingredients and trains BJJ for hours every day

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk why you guys have to do this shit. i thought we agreed that a balance diet was the play. you can eat carbs guys, youre not gonna die, and if you practice bjj for 8 hours a day it turns out you can eat all the carbs you want and still be ripped. huh.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't drug test in Asian fighting promotions and BJJ tournaments.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All those carbs? Just to train sucking cocks?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's great but I wouldn't be able to shit

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mikey is my hero.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally in ketosis for most of the day. He trains twice a day and does OMAD at night. It's downright impossible not to be in ketosis after an hour or even less of intense exercise.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still face mog him

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another day, another moxyte thread

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Senile by 70

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He also pulls guard
    Guy can't fight to save his life
    Anybody could beat him, just kick him in the face when he does that gay shit
    BJJ is a scam "martial art"
    Study Judo

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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