I'm a 5'5'' manlet. Dwarfmaxxing sounds like the solution, because at least it would be somewhat humerous. And dwarves are really cool.
But unfortunately, I am Han Chinese. Have you ever seen a Chinese fantasy dwarf? Me neither. It just doesn't work. Can I ever dwarfmaxx, or is it over?
Do you have facial hair?
See, that's another thing. Having an impressive beard is essential for dwarfmaxxing. I've always shaved what facial hair I've grown, so I have no idea what the full extent of it is. It might not be much at all. I currently have a pedostache and some hair on my chin.
You could sagemode and start wearing ancient chinese robes and grow out the chinbeard and mustache. Once that's done start a cult based on ancient chinese medicine and fuck white chicks in your cult.
Oh yeah. No, this is better than dwarfmaxxing. I'm unironically going to sport this facial hair.
Make sure to walk with your hands behind your back and nod sagely at random things.
>Make sure to walk with your hands behind your back
I already do this.
>and nod sagely at random things.
I do not do this, but I will now.
Hell yeah brother.
Check back in in about 3 weeks to a month. I need to know where this story goes. Godspeed, Sifu.
Not OP but this is a good idea. As an indian I'm gonna grow a beard and tell girls I can heal their chakras
watch your macros when you're eating out all that granola pussy. i live somewhere super liberal and this shit will absolutely work if you have the charisma for it.
Kung fu master maxxing
yellow bro, just yakuzamaxx, learn any martial arts other than BJJ and get enough tattos to poison your lymph nodes over a thousand times
Get super built fat and go bolo mode
minoxodil maxxx
it's the fucking meme lel
how to transform from chinese to japanese
>Far over the Misty Mountains cold,
>To dungeons deep and caverns old,
>We must away, ere break of day,
>To seek our pale enchanted Whey
Explain. Solution to what? Am 5'5 chang and p happy
dude just fucking lift Zhang it's better than not lifting anyway
Considering either arab warrior or pharaoh maxxin since im an Egyptian im fuckin 5”6
>Captcha MOOPAX
>dwarfmaxxing... as an asian
I'd actually rather kill myself
You aren't Han Chinese. But even if you were, asians can't dwarf.
Be something asian.
Why not ninjamaxxing? You're already invisible to people anyway.