yeah man endorphins and shit
lizard brain be all like fuck yeah, tribe doesn't hate me have some of the good shit
get a fucking cat if you can't get pussy lol
That’s so awful haha glad I don’t have to experience that haha imagine
Haha That fucking sucks omg. Imagine if she put her slimy cooter on your penis, that you would very uncomfortable. Then having sweet passionate sex haha that would fucking suck haha.
Yeah but it's kinda annoying when you've nutted and you wanna play dota instead
How to become single again 101
A good night's sleep is more important than cuddling. I cuddle my gf for a bit but then go to my side of the bed when I actually want to sleep. I get too hot and sweat when cuddling which wakes me up or she lays on my arm and I get a dead arm or she lays on my chest and I can't breathe/snore real loud plus when she tosses and turns in her sleep it'll wake me. The only times I can sleep a full night cuddling is when I'm drunk.
Replace synthetic fiber sheets and blankets with cotton, linen, wool, or bamboo. Use a feather duvet in winter not a polyester-filled comforter. Your sweat won't collect under the blankets and make you the wrong, clammy temperature once you are no longer wrapped in plastic all night long. Try a bunch of different kinds of pillows like feather, solid latex, shredded foam, etc. for your sleeping style.
I disagree that shit’s okay for like 30 min UNTIL I HAVE FUCKING ROOM TO MOVE BUT BITCHES IN MY TWIN BED REFUSE TO ALLOW ME A MOMENTS SLUMBER AFTER FUCKING ANS I CANNOT SLEEP WITH THEIR MASS BEARING DOWN ON MY DIAPHRAGM I FUCKING HATE WOMAB EVEN WHEN I LOVE THEM I LIVE IN HELL
THEY ARENT EVEN FAT MY BED IS JUST FUCKING TINY AND I DISLIKE WEIGHT ON MY CHEST I FEEL LIKE IVE SUFFERED A HEMOTHORAX AND MY LUNGS ARE ACTIVELY FILLING WITH BLOOD AS MY OXYGEN SATURATION CONTINUES TO FALL INTO OBLIVION.
I just can’t really sleep like that
A good night's sleep is more important than cuddling. I cuddle my gf for a bit but then go to my side of the bed when I actually want to sleep. I get too hot and sweat when cuddling which wakes me up or she lays on my arm and I get a dead arm or she lays on my chest and I can't breathe/snore real loud plus when she tosses and turns in her sleep it'll wake me. The only times I can sleep a full night cuddling is when I'm drunk.
Sleeping with someone is extremely cumbersome and hard to get comfortable.
BUT, once you get that perfect position it's unlike anything you can think of.
>Had autistic girl down the road >Loved AmiYumi >Always invited herself over to play DMC1 with me >annoying fucking laugh >sets close sometimes with the body heat of a furnace on full blast >Tried to get me into gaia online >had me come over to her grandmas house to show me her playstation collection >wearing a lose tshirt and sleep pants >play games >leave >invite me to birthday party >think of annoying fucking laugh and her stupid fucking stories she thinks are funny but are incredibly off putting >say sorry have stuff to do >never calls again >run into grandma >she moved back to be with her mom and got married to her ex boyfriend who she said she hated >realize too late I was the autist
To be fair, it was a really annoying laugh/grunt but she was super slender anime girlfriend. It is amazing I haven’t offed myself yet. Still on my to do list, maybe this Christmas.
>annoying fucking laugh >stupid fucking stories she thinks are funny but are incredibly off putting
speaking from experience, if you can't even stand being around a girl because you find her constantly annoying then it isn't meant to be. you just feel depressed because you lost a chance at a cliche anime gf, give it a few months and you won't give a shit because you'll realize she didn't do anything for you and only wanted you to occupy her because nobody else could bear being around her
>>she moved back to be with her mom and got married to her ex boyfriend who she said she hated
Seems you dodged a bullet there. She would 100% cuck you with the "ex she hated".
The only women who WON'T cuck you with their "chad" ex are women who DON'T go back to the ex, and move forward instead. Definitely not her case.
Yeah, I don’t think we would still be together today or anything. I mainly was just reminded of this time of my life and how dumb I was to not even see she was doing everything short of just jumping on my dick. Sadly, I’ve only ever been in sexual relationships with women who are that forward and those aren’t sustainable or healthy either. Been trying overcome that shit but my own hangups continue to cock block on good things.
We’re still figuring out how to make the first two work properly anon and a large portion of the population pushes back. Unfortunately state intimacy isn’t available yet and may not be for our time. You’re going to need to either improov as you see fit and hop on some dating apps, socialize more, maybe make friends to club with? Failing any of that and any chance of genuine social connection you’re gonna need to illegally seek out prostitution (sketchy) or take a trip to Nevada for it (assuming you’re American). I won’t even fault you for the latter option. Regardless of what fags may say here, I’d say that counts. If you’re a virgin get the mysticism of sex out of your mind as soon as you can.
>he thinks subsidised housing and food is a human right, rather than an ultra-decadent hedonist luxury that future generations will point to as a major contributing factor to the decline in civilisation
hahahaha lol imagine cuddling lol imagin bieng loved lol hahaa lol lmaoo loser i bet he kisses to haha lmao lol lmao i bet they have sex sometimes and its passionate lmaoo loser lool gtfooo no wayy
I fucking hate movies, vydia, anime, manga and hentai because they irreversibly skewed my expectations on women and relationships.
That and the fact that 99% of women are just fucking dogshit quality human beings, means my need for affection and passionate intimacy will never be fulfilled.
I am God's lonely man, my heart forever cold and empty. Let my hatred be fuel for today's chest day record.
idk who that is, i've never had any surgeries or anything. i made a really good shake with a blender earlier though!! i have a big ol blahaj from ikea i'm cuddling atm in lieu of some cute retard who will cuddle me back.
in the meantime everyone in this thread needs a body pillow to practice with (it's muscle memory u know)
wagmi, SwoleShack
Wish I knew.
>Tfw no QT3.14 robo gf to holo hug to sleep
yeah man endorphins and shit
lizard brain be all like fuck yeah, tribe doesn't hate me have some of the good shit
get a fucking cat if you can't get pussy lol
>get a fucking cat if you can't get a cat
are you retarded?
No Refunds.
Cuddle with your boyfriend for an extra test boost
Easiest way to spot an incel
Cuddling is nice for about 5 minutes, but of course girls want to take a fucking nap on your chest every damn time
That's the best part Anon, wdym
damn that sounds awful haha
Haha That fucking sucks omg. Imagine if she put her slimy cooter on your penis, that you would very uncomfortable. Then having sweet passionate sex haha that would fucking suck haha.
Yeah imagine haha passionate sex after workout while cuddling too that’s so awful I hope that doesn’t happen to me haha
People don't have sex in real life do they? I mean maybe once a year if you are a normal person i guess? It's probably not that common.
Q-Q-Q-QQ-QQQ-QQQ-QQQ-QUADRA KILL!!!
That’s so awful haha glad I don’t have to experience that haha imagine
but anon, if they do, that it means you are confortable, you must have very inviting chest
Don't care, I have better things to do with my time than be a pillow for my baby dispenser.
How to become single again 101
Replace synthetic fiber sheets and blankets with cotton, linen, wool, or bamboo. Use a feather duvet in winter not a polyester-filled comforter. Your sweat won't collect under the blankets and make you the wrong, clammy temperature once you are no longer wrapped in plastic all night long. Try a bunch of different kinds of pillows like feather, solid latex, shredded foam, etc. for your sleeping style.
You've never had sex
You make it a point of pride to have an emotional IQ of 0
Yeah but it's kinda annoying when you've nutted and you wanna play dota instead
> that peek of danger hair
>tits resting on chest
damn i wish that were me
hate when that happens
uhh what? i enjoy it
Maybe you should train your weak chest?
I disagree that shit’s okay for like 30 min UNTIL I HAVE FUCKING ROOM TO MOVE BUT BITCHES IN MY TWIN BED REFUSE TO ALLOW ME A MOMENTS SLUMBER AFTER FUCKING ANS I CANNOT SLEEP WITH THEIR MASS BEARING DOWN ON MY DIAPHRAGM I FUCKING HATE WOMAB EVEN WHEN I LOVE THEM I LIVE IN HELL
>He doesn't have a king bed
THERES NO FUCKING ROOM
Damn right. There isn't any room on your racecar bed.
Helps my gf recover from the mad pounding I just gave her
Jesus, how fat are the bitches you're pulling, anon?
THEY ARENT EVEN FAT MY BED IS JUST FUCKING TINY AND I DISLIKE WEIGHT ON MY CHEST I FEEL LIKE IVE SUFFERED A HEMOTHORAX AND MY LUNGS ARE ACTIVELY FILLING WITH BLOOD AS MY OXYGEN SATURATION CONTINUES TO FALL INTO OBLIVION.
I just can’t really sleep like that
>THEY ARENT EVEN FAT
Oh my bad, you people call them "thicc" right?
SHE WAS WITHIN NORMAL BMI LIMITA I AM 85% CERTAIN
>SHE WAS WITHIN NORMAL BMI
Normal in america surely
A good night's sleep is more important than cuddling. I cuddle my gf for a bit but then go to my side of the bed when I actually want to sleep. I get too hot and sweat when cuddling which wakes me up or she lays on my arm and I get a dead arm or she lays on my chest and I can't breathe/snore real loud plus when she tosses and turns in her sleep it'll wake me. The only times I can sleep a full night cuddling is when I'm drunk.
Cuddling unironically kills gains. It makes you sleep less and in more awkward positions. Still worth it though.
by short time yes, tremendously helps.
long term, nah. You'll get exhausted mentally.
Sleeping with someone is extremely cumbersome and hard to get comfortable.
BUT, once you get that perfect position it's unlike anything you can think of.
>Had autistic girl down the road
>Loved AmiYumi
>Always invited herself over to play DMC1 with me
>annoying fucking laugh
>sets close sometimes with the body heat of a furnace on full blast
>Tried to get me into gaia online
>had me come over to her grandmas house to show me her playstation collection
>wearing a lose tshirt and sleep pants
>play games
>leave
>invite me to birthday party
>think of annoying fucking laugh and her stupid fucking stories she thinks are funny but are incredibly off putting
>say sorry have stuff to do
>never calls again
>run into grandma
>she moved back to be with her mom and got married to her ex boyfriend who she said she hated
>realize too late I was the autist
To be fair, it was a really annoying laugh/grunt but she was super slender anime girlfriend. It is amazing I haven’t offed myself yet. Still on my to do list, maybe this Christmas.
>annoying fucking laugh
>stupid fucking stories she thinks are funny but are incredibly off putting
speaking from experience, if you can't even stand being around a girl because you find her constantly annoying then it isn't meant to be. you just feel depressed because you lost a chance at a cliche anime gf, give it a few months and you won't give a shit because you'll realize she didn't do anything for you and only wanted you to occupy her because nobody else could bear being around her
This was 20 years ago man. I just figured this was one of those autist threads where we talk about time we missed the mire entirely.
>>she moved back to be with her mom and got married to her ex boyfriend who she said she hated
Seems you dodged a bullet there. She would 100% cuck you with the "ex she hated".
The only women who WON'T cuck you with their "chad" ex are women who DON'T go back to the ex, and move forward instead. Definitely not her case.
Yeah, I don’t think we would still be together today or anything. I mainly was just reminded of this time of my life and how dumb I was to not even see she was doing everything short of just jumping on my dick. Sadly, I’ve only ever been in sexual relationships with women who are that forward and those aren’t sustainable or healthy either. Been trying overcome that shit but my own hangups continue to cock block on good things.
ive never felt a womans touch
Any bros wanna cuddle
Alright, no bullshitting me here assholes—pick ONE:
>little spoon
>big spoon
>no food? go to a food bank
>no house? go to a homeless shelter
>no regular female contact? too bad, tough luck incel lol
intimacy is a human right and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
We’re still figuring out how to make the first two work properly anon and a large portion of the population pushes back. Unfortunately state intimacy isn’t available yet and may not be for our time. You’re going to need to either improov as you see fit and hop on some dating apps, socialize more, maybe make friends to club with? Failing any of that and any chance of genuine social connection you’re gonna need to illegally seek out prostitution (sketchy) or take a trip to Nevada for it (assuming you’re American). I won’t even fault you for the latter option. Regardless of what fags may say here, I’d say that counts. If you’re a virgin get the mysticism of sex out of your mind as soon as you can.
Okay, do hambeast women have the right to intimacy with you, too?
He said HUMAN right, anon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
>he thinks subsidised housing and food is a human right, rather than an ultra-decadent hedonist luxury that future generations will point to as a major contributing factor to the decline in civilisation
To be fair, i'd never cuddle with a whore
Don't do this to me anon
Big muscles are best for hugs
hahahaha lol imagine cuddling lol imagin bieng loved lol hahaa lol lmaoo loser i bet he kisses to haha lmao lol lmao i bet they have sex sometimes and its passionate lmaoo loser lool gtfooo no wayy
I fucking hate movies, vydia, anime, manga and hentai because they irreversibly skewed my expectations on women and relationships.
That and the fact that 99% of women are just fucking dogshit quality human beings, means my need for affection and passionate intimacy will never be fulfilled.
I am God's lonely man, my heart forever cold and empty. Let my hatred be fuel for today's chest day record.
need a boy who will do this to me so bad aaaAAA
This is literally a thread full of them take your pick
none of you are in the northeast us so i have to hug this giant shark instead
yes hi what's up
>this giant shark instead
Are you that sharkboy tranny holy shit you got surgery with a blender
idk who that is, i've never had any surgeries or anything. i made a really good shake with a blender earlier though!! i have a big ol blahaj from ikea i'm cuddling atm in lieu of some cute retard who will cuddle me back.
in the meantime everyone in this thread needs a body pillow to practice with (it's muscle memory u know)
wagmi, SwoleShack
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you will never have that, you will never ever be a woman. Please detransition bro, you are hurting your family and yourself. It's not too late
Quit LARPing Fag
You have that shit saved on your computer. It's over