Does anyone have that picture of all the ugly people who got fit?

Does anyone have that picture of all the ugly people who got fit?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This dude makes me laugh every time I see him. It doesn't even look real hahaha aha, its like if u pasted the head of one of those soft indie game manchildren onto a bodybuilder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen this coneheaded compensator posted a thousand times and sometimes I still chuckle. Did you ever see the one with all his reddit posts, can't get a match on tinder, etc? Heartbreaking but funny. But this one has never not made me laugh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like if this dude didn't do roids he probably would've gotten face gains

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wat. Roids give you tons of face gains on their own, as a natty the only face gains you will get is from lower bodyfat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he'd have a really squeaky voice, like that greentext where the anon trying to kill himself sucks in helium and squeaks out "you'll never understand my pain" and his parents piss themselves laughing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, can you post it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have it, hopefully some other anon will pull through. It's a compilation of his reddit posts and it's man made horrors beyond your comprehension.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sheer amount of people that are even bothering with tinder and obsessing about their lack of success is fucking mind blowing

        This world truly went to shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The law of the jungle never went away, people are animals competing to mate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True competition is outside.

            Tinder is just for cucks and autists that do not have the testosterone to actually find a girl outside. Which is ironically easier nowadays, because no one does it anymore.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The answer is now and always has been extraversion.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not true, I am the biggest introvert in my circle and even prior to getting married, which was 6 months ago. I occasionally would somewhat force myself to talk to people, lots of different people and not just girls but also dudes, the sheer amount of invites you get for events from your network shouldn’t be underestimated and at those events you will find girls that you would want to date.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm a massive introvert myself, probably like most SwoleShackners. But it is true that extroversion is the key because my story is identical to yours. Every time I've Georged myself up (done the opposite) and just said yes to every social occasion, opportunities with women have fallen into my lap. You don't need to be special necessarily, you just need to be there. A lot of black pillers on here who gymmaxx and don't get laid are forgetting or just oblivious to the fact that socializing is the most important part. To be able to just pull via looks without ever socializing is unrealistic for someone who wasn't already genetically blessed. Aka the average fitcel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                got any good books on how to socialize? i feel like i can't get into circles of normal people
                tried doing muay thai, was fun and really tough, but never went out with any of those fellas
                feel like i missed my chance building up a social group and i never had the experience to know what to look for
                any tips?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm honestly at a loss myself now. I'm too old and crippled to play sport and now I work from home. When I was in an office you built it via going to after work drinks every single time it was offered. Apart from the office I used to play amateur rugby. But past a certain age things like that just aren't realistic. And all my boys are settled down just working or have wives or kids and aren't about going out anymore. I hate going out and can't do nightclubs but I enjoy drinking, unfortunately there's no escaping it for introverts like me, drinking is the only way I can do it.

                I can give a tip from the underlying principle perspective - the key to relationships and bonding is proximity, propinquity if you want to get technical. I have made so many friends I have nothing in common with simply because we were forced to spend a lot of time together (work, school, sport, the gym). So that's really the answer and the reason why all the normie bullshit never works (just go to meetups! get a hobby!). Nobody is going to become proper bros from one off encounters. But if you and a mate got together a few times a week to build model trains you would quickly fall into a true friendship. It's unfortunately the same reason why tinder/bars don't work that well for getting a relationship, women just can't be that invested in someone they barely know even if they're fucking them. It's why when I was able to get dates off tinder, I used to speedrun the bonding by taking them on bar crawls and going to 6 or 7 venues in one night.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Can I pick rugby up at 28? I can comfortably hit 1/2/3/4 for five reps apiece. Never played sports though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How long did it take to get those numbers?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Can I pick rugby up at 28? I can comfortably hit 1/2/3/4 for five reps apiece. Never played sports though.
                I don't want to be a Debbie downer but the answer is unfortunately absolutely not. It's not like BJJ or Muay Thai where you can head on down to the local gym and do some beginner lessons and compete against people who are also starting out. Rugby is a team sport and every role is technical and you have an equal opposite on the other side of the field trying to dominate you. Just showing up with athleticism and no technical skills or game sense is a complete non starter, if you've never played sports you would have no chance of ever making it on to the team. Remember each division is stacked with people competing for spots, almost all of whom have been playing their whole lives. Which is a shame because it is a deeply bonding activity as you physically have to put your body on the line for your teammates and they do the same for you. Best you can do is put your sons into sport early if you ever have them. For now you'll have to think of something else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what you are saying makes sense, i think i just have to put myself out there more and practice, go on apps and go with whoever, im sick of being perma online all the time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah all you can do is try to get into something that sees you either doing something with the same people over and over who live very near to you or get into a pure drinking/socialising/party scene. I honestly can't think of anything else. Right now I'm doing neither which is equalling a smooth path to forever alone.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stay an incel on tinder without any real social skills

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >women do not find me attractive therefore an app that prioritizes physical attractiveness is for cucks hahah!!!!
              the ramblings of the recessed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What you are doing here anon, go orbit your tinder ‘matches’

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >is on tinder
                >simps for 4/10 girls with delusions
                >copes on SwoleShack by attacking people that have figured this out

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but why go to a jungle where the men outnumber women 9 to 1? If you're a top 10% dude why fight for scraps on tinder?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              True for the likes of me and you but 99% of all humans, perhaps more, are biological automatons and following their instincts and impulses is what they do even when it doesn't work or make sense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tinder is straight up a scam. In 2015 - 2018 I could swipe right 50 times and get at least ten matches. Now if I swipe right 50 times I often do not get even one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In 2015-2018 you were 8 to 5 years younger. I bet the 18-21s of today are still getting all those matches we used to get.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've tried with the same pictures and have no luck. Back then I also had the majority of my success by creating accounts that had me LARP as a 25 - 30 year old.

              28 currently

              Maybe you are right though. Maybe we are no longer the men we used to be.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not too sure, definitely not easy to put your finger on it. Youth is 100% a contributing factor though because every year of age you add to the women you're targeting reduces the amount of girls who are a) single and b) attractive. You're simply fishing in a pond with less fish. But women probably are less responsive/invested in those apps than they used to be. At first they were genuinely for purpose. You downloaded tinder to hook up. Now it's just another cog in the giant online validation machine.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Where do chicks go for hookups nowadays? I feel like such a boomer asking that question.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know, I'm in the same boat I think. Was in a relationship from 2017 to 2021 and only managed to have sex with one other girl since then. My timeline goes like this:
                - pre-college, gigavirgin, no shot with girls
                - college, get laid just by drinking all the time and living on campus
                - post college, get laid off tinder in its early days (around 2015/2016 I guess)
                - now, no social life, never get laid, can't pull off apps

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Same fucking boat. Dated a woman from 2018 - start of this year. Since then I've only fucked girls who I fucked back in 2015 - 2018, who still lusted after me, and had one blowjob from a new chick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tinder has always been a scam. It’s like a casino. They are designed to keep you in and engaged and at a constant loss, while occasionally rewarding you.

            Outside is where all the pussy is at, talk to people, get to know people, feel comfortable, and watch out for crazy pussy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Naaahhh, mate. Tinder used to be the shit. In that previously mentioned time period I went on 56 dates, slept with 30 women, and got blowjobs from a further 12. Tell me those are not insane odds. I never paid a cent either.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That can be said about any application or technology at launch. We talking now brother.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What changed though, mate? It was such a good app for so many years!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good question.

                The male psychology.

                Men carpet bombed and still carpet bomb the entire female population on tinder. This means two things:

                >women get a huge gallery of men to choose from and will pick the best
                >it became an app to ego boost people

                Consequently only a small percentage of men get all the matches on tinder, the absolut Chads who swipe everyone right.

                Imagine this

                You are a 3/10 girl and get swiped right by a 9/10 Chad. You will think you’re 9/10, while in fact Chad swiped right out of convenience and would nut in your mouth at most. But you think Chad wants a relationship and your inflated ego inflates even further. So even this abomination (3/10) wouldn’t look at you, while you are perhaps a 5, 6 or even 7/10.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much this, add to that the fact that there are bots and onlyfan promoters and we’re fucking set

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to dox myself but I'd say that I am a 7/10 or 8/10. Maybe I have an overly inflated ego and cannot truly judge myself but I do not understand why I cannot replicate my previous success with women. If I get a date, I still end up fucking them but I truly miss the days of having multiple dates lined up for any given day. One of my favourite things to do used to be seeing a woman I'd already fucked in the afternoon, fucking them, and then with a heightened ego going on a date with a new girl that night.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t dox yourself

                Your looks do not matter IRL unless you are obese and have bad hygiene.

                You are stuck in a loop and I’ve been there.

                First of all you need to start from scatch. Just because something worked in the past doesn’t mean it will work now.

                But what will work is your previous energy. Perhaps why it was so easy to get with a girl was because sex wasn’t your priority, hearing your story it seems like it was in abundance, so your body language, speech and mentality probably reflected that.

                You should focus on building connections and get to know people. Not sex. Because focusing on sex will lead to simping.

                My advice, delete tinder, delete any other dating app. Join clubs, talk to people and work your way up from there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mate, I can truly see the wisdom in what you are saying. I hate that covid killed my social life and a law degree has made me only meet people who are neurotic/type A. Honestly, one big thing that I think has fucked me is that my voice has gotten higher pitched. Girls used to cream themselves over me leaving a voice mail or sending a voice message but now I feel I sound like a teenie bopper. No idea why my voice has changed so drastically.

                What kind of clubs would you suggest? I am open to anything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >what kind of clubs do you suggest

                Typically activities, or things that you like

                I have met people through first aid courses, IT courses, sports, book clubs, movie clubs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure that since launch, their roadmap was already planned with it turning into a scam, so in that sense it has always been a scam.

                The first years were just there to build a name and get people hooked. Y’all chasing the dragon, which doesn’t exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because his head is photoshopped

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which milestones are they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        friendships, parties, gfs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I used to have all that but since covid (2020 - 2022) I can low-key count my friends on one hand and the amount of parties I have been to is two.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His beard looks shit though, he shouldn't shave it below his lips.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here ya go mister

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't there one with even uglier people? That one Is ripper too!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >isn't there one with uglier people
        yeah go to /cbt/ lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this pic sends titters and Seethers in this board mad, it's like showing a fatty a post from /fht/, you homosexuals truly don't have any self consciousness don't you? you're all dysgenic freaks that shouldn't have bred at all lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Says the long nosed foreskin eating israelite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest takeaway from this is to smile in your pictures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In addition to looking like a cartoon character, Bull Mentula has a pretty wife, a fitness company that has had revenue in the millions for years and several tv shows and books and shit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have to sleep now. It is 2am.

    My kik is AG123p

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would unironically just need a bowler hat and a monocle for it to work.

    >teehee, you know who i kissed at brads party?
    >oh my god stacy, was it...
    >yeah! he really stands out in the crowd with his style
    >and his muscles are so thick, tight and solid
    >i know, it's like he's a bond villain 🙂

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's dyel af, just super lean
    Also he'd look better without a beard

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