Icl that was a little funny
She's wrong about washing though the logical extension is "what's the point in washing my ass if it'll just get pooey again?"
This
When I shower I'm flexing and catching self-mires before, during, and after. Also, showering and then putting on fresh clean clothes is a spiritually wholesome experience. Your body and mind feel cleaner and it's good for your soul
>if you get my meaning
Huhh?? What? Can you elaborate? I don't really geeet it.
*scratches big bushy brow in a curious manner*
Hrrrmm I can't get my head around what it means. I feel like it's staring my right in the face.
Shower at the gym these days but that's because I'm currently renovating my bathroom.
$15,000 later and you bet I'll be showering three times a fucking day to get my money's worth.
Average SwoleShackizen daily routine >Wake up (no sleep) >Jack off in the mirror >Nonut November failed >:) >Blast self with liquid nitrogen >Lift the empire state building (real) >Genocide all blacks >Screw 12 year old half Nubian/Nipon morbidly obese architect waifu >Go to bed early >Stay up all night >Rape eat
At home ofc. Did you know that gays spend more time in the gym than straight men? I don’t mean that they will rape you but they are full of STIs and other diseases. Easy to infect yourself in the gym shower
Home >fat pic
Guaranteed to get stinky just sitting around. You don't need to be visibly dirty to need a shower. Your body is always spewing oils and shit.
Typically at home. But in some instances I have somewhere to be immediately after so I will on rare occasion shower in the gym.
Why are people so afraid of shower? I love showers. They don't take long it's like 5 minutes just for a quick cleaning, can be 10 minutes if you do it normal, and 15 if you're taking your time. You telling me this fucker doesn't have 10 minutes in a day to get clean?
>confront your mortal vessel
What a beta bitch.
I hope all you SwoleShackizens are training your mind - not just your body
Icl that was a little funny
She's wrong about washing though the logical extension is "what's the point in washing my ass if it'll just get pooey again?"
>confront your mortal vessel
When you're disgusting fat blob it really do be like that.
This
When I shower I'm flexing and catching self-mires before, during, and after. Also, showering and then putting on fresh clean clothes is a spiritually wholesome experience. Your body and mind feel cleaner and it's good for your soul
It's trans too
Once I saw my silhouette in the mirror was "muscular guy" I was hooked, no looking back.
home
At home after using my home gym.
>take shower after upper body workout
>get stuck miring self in the mirror for 3 minutes.
Things fat troons will never understand.
This. I just started working out a few weeks ago and I can't help myself.
If anything, troons know a whole lot about narcissism.
I would NOT stand in her loud wet box, if you get my meaning
>if you get my meaning
Huhh?? What? Can you elaborate? I don't really geeet it.
*scratches big bushy brow in a curious manner*
Hrrrmm I can't get my head around what it means. I feel like it's staring my right in the face.
>her
Theo is a guy's name though
No it can be short for Theodora which is female
it can also be short for theodolite which is a device to measure angles between two visible points and therefore a genderless object
Shower at the gym these days but that's because I'm currently renovating my bathroom.
$15,000 later and you bet I'll be showering three times a fucking day to get my money's worth.
that's why you'll stay poor
>not showering at the gym and decreasing your bills
>calls someone poor
>needs to optimize the water bill of all things
Okay.
You're scrimping to save a few sheckles on heating and water.
Without knowing anything else about you I can comfortably guess that my net worth and my annual income is significantly higher than yours.
probably can talk for all my europoor friends but I started showering in the gym cause showering at home is unaffordable
even days when I don't work out I shower at the gym (sometimes twice) cause you can just shower for however long you like
I second. Long hot showers at the gym and the gym pays for itself
No but when I see more than w person showering, I walk and say "nice cock." in my best Patrick Warburton impression.
Bros… I cannot imagine the smell… I can imagine a lot of smells, but this one just might be too much.
>fat
>dyed hair
>possibly a troon
>doesn't like showering
Imagine the smell
I shower in the morning and again after a good work out even if I do it in the cool and don't sweat a bunch.
in the shower
>muh phone gaems
Nuclear war can't come soon enough
Average SwoleShackizen daily routine
>Wake up (no sleep)
>Jack off in the mirror
>Nonut November failed >:)
>Blast self with liquid nitrogen
>Lift the empire state building (real)
>Genocide all blacks
>Screw 12 year old half Nubian/Nipon morbidly obese architect waifu
>Go to bed early
>Stay up all night
>Rape eat
>Wake up (no sleep)
kek
fuck lmao I uploade the wrong picture
then do the right one
well I accidentally left that one in as a result of not finishing finding the right one so it could be anything for all we know....
At home ofc. Did you know that gays spend more time in the gym than straight men? I don’t mean that they will rape you but they are full of STIs and other diseases. Easy to infect yourself in the gym shower
rofl
Ofc there is no hint of any kind of physical activities. I fucking despise these homosexuals
At the gym after working out at home
Thoroughly soaping my sack&hole under a hot shower is the best thing in the world, I do it two times a day
Home
>fat pic
Guaranteed to get stinky just sitting around. You don't need to be visibly dirty to need a shower. Your body is always spewing oils and shit.
at home
>turn up tap cold
>walk under
>stay there motionless for 3 minutes
>dry up
>not cleaning under the foreskin
Dad I ALWAYS clean under the foreskin, just like you taught me.
I do that in the sink.
no soap. obviously.
Typically at home. But in some instances I have somewhere to be immediately after so I will on rare occasion shower in the gym.
Why are people so afraid of shower? I love showers. They don't take long it's like 5 minutes just for a quick cleaning, can be 10 minutes if you do it normal, and 15 if you're taking your time. You telling me this fucker doesn't have 10 minutes in a day to get clean?
He is a dopamine starved fatass whose main activity is laying around doing nothing and complaining on the internet.
I easily and regularly get chicks to join me in the individual private shower rooms at my gym
not much on an accomplishment these days.
Women have never been easier.
I use a bicycle to go the gym, so I shower once I get home
>I bet she's fat.
>that profile picture
I'm surprised she wasn't rolling in mud.
I shower twice a day at home.
I don't sweat. I could burn 2000 calories in gruelling 10 hour days of manual labour and I wont sweat.
I just run cold.
>I don't sweat.
that means you are severely dehydrated retard.
No
I only shower after a workout, which is twice a day, of course.
this retard can't stand in water for five minutes without his attention span not doing an autistic flip