Do I need to give up on need hobbies like YGO and MTG after being SwoleShack? People at my LCS keep staring at me.
Do I need to give up on need hobbies like YGO and MTG after being?
Do I need to give up on need hobbies like YGO and MTG after being SwoleShack? People at my LCS keep staring at me.
No. If anything its based to be "the fit guy" for those hobbies at your locals. Also easy nerd puss.
Tell me more about the nerd pussy.
It's desperate, for better and worse
They are never hot bro don’t bother with this shit.
GTFO out of this ultra elitist hobby. It’s so fucking cringe. I remember I was going to YCS and shit. My gf thought it was super fucking gay, and so did all her friends. I’m stacked btw, i didn’t realize how weird it is to be one of the few non gross people at these events. After my second tournament i stood up and took a good look around the room and thought to my self “yeah I can’t be associated with this human archetype anymore”.
absolutely yes, mtg and ygo are for losers
here is an example of an actual official mtg card in 2022
Average green fan
MTG has nice artwork. Why you gotta do it like that man.
it is official..
>MTG has nice artwork
Had. New art is all about flat chested dyke cuts and heavyset badasses.
This has to be fake. Can't find it on the internet.
its real, mtg is a fucking loser game
https://www.thegamer.com/mtg-magic-the-gathering-secret-lair-pride-bearscape-fat-bear-character/
https://secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/758584/pride-across-the-multiverse
Gross, I guess I won't start playing again then. Nice save bros
Yugiohchads win again
holy shit mtg is so fucking lame
I remember this huge nerd tried to tell me how it was the greatest game ever made and justify to me how he spent thousands on fucking playing cards like a fortnite zoomer
MtG gay characters vs YGO gay character.
>Earlier this week, Wizards of the Coast revealed the Pride Across The Multiverse Secret Lair promotion for Magic: The Gathering. Eight cards with new illustrations by LGBTQIA2S+ artists, the limited-time reprints celebrate all aspects of the LGBTQ+ community, while also raising funds for LGBTQ+ youth charity The Trevor Project.
It's real. What the fuck
>LGBTQIA2S+
only gymbros play witchcrafter deck
What about Nephthys?
Nah. I played magic through uni and it felt good to mog nerds both physically and through my mono red deck. Tired of cumming in nerd pussy.
Be the turbo dragon synchro chad
Drop Yugioh. Magic is the only acceptable card game.
MTG got troon'd. Full on prancing homo control. Yugioh is for autists, psychopaths, the blackest of blacks, and chads
its sad because mtg used to be a pretty good game but you're right, it's totally trooned out now
>the blackest of blacks
This.
Never seen as many blackest nerdiest naggers concentrated in one place as when I went to a yugioh tournament.
Same with anything related to naruto.
What is it with naggers and yugioh and naruto?
>What is it with naggers and yugioh
Lots of Kangz for an early 2000s anime airing in America.
Maybe a decade ago. MTG, alongside every nerdy western thing, has become pozzed as fuck. Dunno what the root cause is, but vidya, card games, and tabletop are all infected with absolute degenerates.
Even weeb hobbies have become infected to a degree. I guess PTCG has always attracted social misfits, but today's misfits are different
I thought Magic had become unbelievably power crept and kept printing cards that would be banned
Nah, it's your one chance to actually become a chad in a social circle, and nerd girls are good lays
I remember when I first went to the gym. I went to 24hr fitness at about 1 in the morning as that's when I got off work. I was extremely nervous to talk to the receptionist and get signed up as the receptionist was a well built, muscular black guy and I was a fat, nerdy highchooler. He was super nice and helpful as he could tell I was nervous and then I noticed he had the Magic: The Gathering mana symbols tattooed on his left arm. We started talking about that and I felt a lot more relaxed then. He got me signed up and gave me some initial pointers on the do's and dont's of lifting at a gym and pointed to some good machines/areas to start with.
I remember at the second prerelease I went to, I played against a guy who was clearly on roids. I remember him in particular becuase I'm quite sure he cheated and brought in cards from outside. That, or he had the most insane luck ever, but I doubt it. Imagine cheating at a motherfucking prerelease.
Get rekt nerd
What are your hobbies? I only have physical hobbies, so i will like something more indoors or with friends. I go cycling with friends, but I usually go on my own.
most hobbies have been ruined by millennials
I got SwoleShack especially just to mog people in tcg tournaments.
No. In fact, getting SwoleShack gave me the confidence to get back into such hobbies. Live your life the way you want to anon, it’s yours and yours alone.
i bench 290lbs and play ygo just mog the skinny nerds at locals. mystic mine my fist stick boy
Getting back into Yugioh after years and I wanna build a Spright deck. Does this make me gay? I hear people hate playing against them but I like their designs and their playstyle appeals to me, not to mention they’re very new so I don’t need to get half of the cards for the deck as singles off of eBay.
They're tier 0 and literally every single person will be playing them when they come out. At least until Ishizu Tearlaments replace them in tier 0.
Interesting. I don’t care about competitive play in the slightest and just wanna use what I like so I’ll probably keep using them after they fall off. Thanks anon.
no way, get even bigger/more shredded to mog the fuck out of those nerds. They'll be seething that an apparent normie "jock" can enjoy their hobby whilst not being grotesque
If your line of reasoning is that you aren't allowed to have any hobbies or personality when you start exercising, don't just drop cards games, literally have a nice day.
But in any case, drop Magic, just play YuGiOh. The original one preferably.
I like that they still give the Egyptian Gods support. Even if they aren’t meta they’re fun as hell.
I don't really recognize any cards after 5Ds, but I'm still salty that they're not really considered that good considering how cards are made today. I miss playing God cards with their anime effects as a kid. My friends and I were just basically pissing each other of because who's gonna stop us? Konami?
Times were simpler.
I mean for a card game that doesn’t use set rotation and allows every card from the game’s beginning over 20 years ago until the current day to be tournament legal (unless it’s banned) it’s tough to keep cards introduced that early relevant. The most recent starter decks were Obelisk and Slifer IIRC though, and with modern cards they’re insanely easy to summon and their effects are still decent.
Yu-Gi-Oh cards have gotten extremely cute and funny lately. Konami know their audience well. If nothing else, OP, being fit will actively distract and frustrate your likely extremely overweight opponent for a competitive advantage.
For me, it's Dragonmaids
I’m a Gem-Knights fan myself but dragonfuckers are alright. Don’t go to locals tomorrow.
Wixoss is the only correct choice
as long as it has sexy anime women I dont care about the gameplay
I recommend Pokemon then, the perfect TCG for people who don't want to actually play card games, very high quality art and cards themselves (nice full-art variants with unique texture and shit).
Not overly sexy but there's some gems.
I wish there were places to play Wixoss and Cardfight in my country
She's so smug
thats the kind of smugness only a hard fucking can cure
>YGO
that shit isn't a card game anymore
What is it?
Also post your waifus.
sex
Hell no! I went to a pre-release for the next Pokémon expansion, lost origin, and I was the buffest person there. I even left with the best prizes.
How is PTCG? The community on twitter looks like cancer, but the game seems fun at a casual level
I enjoy it. I play mostly online at this point and it's much easier to get cards. I don't fuck with Twitter but that part is unfortunate but it makes sense because it's Twitter.
Neat. I might pick up the game once Scarlet and Violet are released next year
If you do get into it, Astral Radiance is a great set.
Thanks for the advice. Are locals fun? Are people kind and socially awkward?
depends so much on your area. I played for years at my old home and when I moved to a new spot I quit after 2 weeks because the players were too fucking unbearable.
Like
says, it depends on the area. The first pre-release I went to there was a guy who was fucking unbearable and he talked about tricking kids out of their rare cards. I want to imagine he was joking but I dunno man. The one I went to on Sunday was chill though, at a different store and had much better prizes.
>People at my LCS keep staring at me
Mogg then into submission.
Then play a Blue Control deck so they know you're a homosexual.
Bro, nerdy girls love fit dudes. Also, they'll hit on you even if you're a total sperg if you've got some muscles and they tend to be more obvious about it than regular girls. Also, they're really easy to bed, for some reason nerdy girls fuck more than stacies. So yeah, keep going with your hobbies, bang some skinny nerds and enjoy life. That's what it's all about - be yourself without giving a fuck about society and keep on improooooving.
>give up on what you enjoy
>miss out on basement dweller seething
Why? There's hardly a greater feeling in the world than being the cause of intense envy from those too lazy to work for what you have. It's even better if you're a gracious and friendly person to them, it shatters their 'muh meathead' coping.
>hang out with losers who hate you
no thanks
>mog losers who hate you into oblivion and steal their oneitis'
yes please
sounds great if you're a loser with nothing going on, otherwise, no thanks I have plenty of stuff to do that isn't so fucking lame
Where my Six Samurai niggas at