Did I discover an infinite headphone glitch?
>be me
>go to gym
>forget headphones at home
>go to front desk
>tell employee I lost my headphones
>he asks me for description
>pretend to not know english
>he brings me a box of headphones
>i pick the one I like the most
>free headphones acquired
I'm white do I pretend to know german or something
just give as generic a description as possible
if they don't have something that matches that description you can just say "oh well"
and next time you come back and someone else is working the desk, you can try again with a different description
Das ist ein Überfall
Gib mir deine Brieftasche und deine Kopfhörer
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coon behavior
Stealing from hardworking people is coon behavior. Stealing from a corporation that's doubtless fucking you right up the ass is just retribution.
that makes sense if it were walmart or apple but when the average arnold comes looking for the headphones he lost they’ll be magically gone
Anon thos headphones are never going to be picked up. The lost and found box is simply for people to get stuff from.
moron mentality, you're beyond saving
have a nice day bud
yeah so that circles back to the first point: coon behavior.
op, you are not the first person to discover the most cowardly form of thievery, an already cowardly activity. you are never going to make it and you know it which is why you waste your time at the gym committing petty theft via bureaucratic incompetence.
There's also another infinite headphone "glitch". It's called buying a good pair once and taking good care of it numb nuts
i don't know about headphones but for some reason every gym has a permanent collection of shoes people just forgot about
i will say it is ALWAYS okay to do this with protein shaker bottles. gyms have those out the ass and nobody cares enough to look for theirs if they lost it
it’s kinda gross but after a dishwasher cycle it’s a new protein shaker
is America a third world country? that's fucking disgusting and that's coming from a person that penny pinches everything and spends very frugally, fuck me just buy a new one
i am homeless
>h-hey my girlfriend forgot her shoes here last week
>ahh yes..SHNIFFFFFFF.... tho-those are hers
Enjoy some gay moron's ear grease.
>headphones at gym
it's over
Fucking gross
I believe there's a certain race of people who are known for doing something similar to what you are doing.
You should try the same strategy to find a dad
this never happened. Imagine larping to sound like a moron.
You: Hey, I lost my headphones, can you help me out
Wagie: sure what brand were they?
You: Que?
for those cheap headphones yes. The expensive ones, no. You can even find the cheap headphones in parking lots on the ground
enojoy your ear fungus I guess
I'm not living in poverty, so for me this whole thing would take more time and cost more effort than what I earn at work.
Ayo kid, why the FUCK are you wearing my headphones? I swear if you go anywhere NEAR my shit again I will beat your fucking ass.
Do you guys live in a high trust area? The people at my gym leave their lockers unlocked
>high trust area
I used to live in the hood
But my current neighborhood is very quiet and peaceful
Bougie expensive private gyms are probably pretty secure
I just work out at home