>Decide to start eating healthy
>All healthy food is utterly bland beyond compare
>Make unhealthy food even more delicious by contrast
This is proof God doesn't exist.
>Decide to start eating healthy. >All healthy food is utterly bland beyond compare
Stupid moron learn to season your food
not op, but pretty sure salt and pepper alone won't make food *not* taste bland.
>he needs more than salt and pepper for chicken
Fatfuck
>eating chicken
what?
Fucking kek
You've never cooked anything in your life
It literally does you just fucked your taste buds with overly fatty, salty and sugary food for years.
^^^^ This. Proccessed foods trained you to expect completely insane flavors from your food. They could just as easily make excellent food taste like that but it's not in their financial interest to.
The entire food industry is bent on making the least expensive and easiest to produce slop *taste good*. It's awful for you because it's the lowest quality they can get away with serving people while still making good sales. Their one saving grace is that their shitty food doesn't require much preparation in a world where people are always checking the fucking clock for their next Wageslave Appointment or trying to squeeze the most 'I don't feel like killing myself" chemicals out of their downtime activities.
On the other hand, people who've been eating shit food for years look at healthy food and complain that it doesn't taste good, while ignoring the fact that they know NOTHING about making healthy food taste good! Fucking learn how to prepare it and acknowledge that healthy food actually takes time to prepare.
Eating healthy is the fucking bar, it's what you should be doing regardless of how it tastes, it's completely up to you to make it taste good. Do you understand?
I can definitely say i've had my fair share of time being a huge fat fuck and now fit but i will always choose cooking over eating slob every day, it gets to a point where you feel that shit in your body, every time you move you just wanna sit cause of how bubbly your stomach feels from all the fake shit mixed with chemicals in the food you eat.
It costs nothing to learn to cook OP
Also this
This is true. If only other Hispanices existed like the mythical garlic, ginger, red pepper, paprika, thyme, lemon, rosemary, basil, etc.
Sir you need to use salt
you never hear of salt and pepper you dumb animal? never heard of garlic? rosemary? anything???
All poison.
YOU'RE WRONG! DUMB ANIMAL!
Probably bait, but why are those things poison?
Rosemary causes miscarriages.
Too bad your mother wasn't eating rosemary at the time
Haha epic trips bro, you got me!
It do be like that
What does that have to do with salt you inbred fuck?
In what quantities, young mong? A picogram? a kilogram? C'mon, we're waiting. This is a fitness board afterall.
It's actually parsley. Back in the olden days, women used to use it to do makeshift abortions. They'd brew it in to strong teas and only drink that for a few days, while rubbing it on themselves as an ointment and shoving pulverized parsley up their vaginas, and it would force a period that would terminate the pregnancy.
I eat whatever I want. Yes I make sure to hit my macros for the day and get 200+ of brotein, but there's nothing cardio can't fix in relation to surplus calories. If I want a banana split with all the toppings, I hop on my rowing machine or resistance bike for half an hour. EZPZ.
>thinks half an hour on row machine burns 500* cals
that's a common mistake, u're right.
>>All healthy food
What do you mean by that? What have you been eating?
>healthy food is bland
Anon, that's y people use chunky flavor etc a lot.
When u look at instagram ''healthy'' (low calories) food is always with flavor-shit and protein-puder... bc without flavorings they would be fat af. they don't have a normal diet. They're full of chemistry.
I too eat nothing but quad stuffed oreos and flamin hot cheetos
You have the wrong idea of healthy food. Healthy food starts with meat, eggs, and dairy. If you can't make those taste good then you're absolutely ngmi.
takes about 2 months for bland food to start tasting better on a wholefood only diet, bananas taste amazing to me now. Food was never meant to taste that good, it's evolved into something that's made to be addicting & sell, & it's only getting worse.
Oh man I haven't played Rayman 3 in so long
my favourite game as a child
I completed it like 15 times
White person doesn’t know seasoning exists, more at 11
>purchase pre mixed seasonings (Montreal steak rub, something from your local butcher, Cajun blend, etc)
>put on food before cooking
>food has flavor
wa la
Or if you want to actually get into it, find a list of common Hispanices in various cultures (e.g. pic related from The Four Hour Chef, I can post the rest if people want) and use those. Then you can mix and match as desired once you've gotten a feel for what goes well together.
Your food tasting bad is nobody's fault but your own. Get your shit together, it's not that hard.
"Healthy" food is bland as our soils are shit