I know, I've tried to sail these choppy waters before.
I just need to get out of bed immediately when I do get morning wood. Staying in bed for "5 more minutes" with a boner is the danger zone for me.
Well usually I have piss boners and I wait them so I could get up and piss immediately, usually just checking out notifications (its a bad habit I stopped before and soon will stop again)
And tbh I usually don't fap in the middle of the week because I feel weaker in the gym
>piss boners
It's morning wood and you usually need to pee when waking up you fucking idiot, the urine in your bladder is not making your fucking dick hard.
4 weeks ago
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I think it does. Blood in penis makes it's stronger and easier to hold a full bladder. It makes sense to be a natural mechanism to stop you from wetting your bed.
4 weeks ago
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>the urine in your bladder
urine is stored in the balls dipshit
>I just need to get out of bed immediately when I do get morning wood. Staying in bed for "5 more minutes" with a boner is the danger zone for me.
Are you literally me? That's also my most dangerous moment.
tomorrow ww shall wake up with DIAMIOND HARDNESS erections. the type that has your asshole throbbing. remember this post when it happens and stay strong
Schizos on the internet say that taking finasteride will make your dick not work any longer. Now my thinking is that in that case the opposite must be true. I tried it out and since starting fin my erections are stronger and more frequent, so it worked for me. Also helps with stopping hair loss.
Granted I am retarded enough to frequent this website, so maybe you shouldn't take advice from me.
No it's not you defeatist cuck. You still only masturbated 6 times this month which is still less than you would've otherwise. Don't lose the goal before your eyes: No porn and abstaining from masturbation and orgasm for as much as possible throughout november.
Waitress yesterday had the fattest ass. Before bed I desperately tried to manifest a dream where I was fucking her senseless, but it didn't work bros. I am getting desperate.
Based No Fapper: Your business in porn. It means nothing to me. Self-Improvement is my only objective.
~~*Babidi*~~: That amazing, NoFapper. But I'm serious. By every fiber in your body I command you to jerk off.
Based No Fapper: argh...
~~*Babidi*~~: Jeeeerk. Jerk off your dick.
Based No Fapper: Noo...Get out of my head! I already told you. I will not be distracted from this anymore! I won't! It will take more than head games to stop me. You may have invaded my mind and my body. But there is one thing a NoFapper always keeps... HIS PRIIIIIIIIIIIIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
Day six reporting in. I've actually been looking forward to some sexy dreams, but instead there were layoffs at work and I've been stress dreaming about pulling tapeworms from my face and spiders attacking me since.
Going to make it though.
It's morning and curently I'm fine.
But I feel like I'm going to fuck up tonight.
I'll get wasted since it's Saturday, and I won't be able to control myself once I get horny at night.
This will be the first challenge for me. Wish me luck bros.
I had wet dream last night.... Am I out? IDK why it came so early this year, usually when on nofap it takes few weeks to get wet dream. I was having dream about my roommate dry humping me, lol.
>It's really just supposed to be no fap
Nah, no nut is no nut. An exception for wet dreams is fine since you can't anything about it but nutting outof your own will is a disqualifier.
>I cracked and edged for a few minutes
Literally the worst thing you could do. Experience taught me that you shouldn't indulge your dick EVER if you are on no nut.
Try moving around to make the boner go away. Standing up for a few min is enough to make it go away for me.
>never gone more than 4 days for 17 years >hanging out with ex last night >on her period but let's me do whatever to the rest of her body >tells me this morning I can use her body to jack off >normally would've shoved my face in her ass and jacked it >"it doesn't feel fair that you can't get off, I won't this time" >shove my face in her ass anyways
If I can get past that temptation I'm gonna make it boys
We broke up 2 years ago and only started hanging out recently. We both matured a lot in the time apart, but made it clear it can't last forever and we're not compatible long term.
I'm also much better looking after lifting for 7 months than I ever was when we dated, so she's enjoying that.
kaas sounds way better than cheese. i would be interested in a durch girl named kaas 🙂
>there is literally going to be a thread, probably multiple threads, hundreds if not a thousand replies, every single day for 30 days, for anonymous men on an anime image board to discuss their masturbation habits with each other
Do any of you realize how pathetic you are? What in the holy fuck happened to this board?
>people are discussing how to improve themselves on a health and fitness board, instead of masturabte to some dead georgian homosexual, oh no what happend?
lmao im german and as i wrote that i actually thought about how funny it would be if a girl introduced herself as käse. pimmelkaas?? good luck with your massephase
Yeah I thought it was odd too and asked her about it and if she got made fun of alot for that name lmao.
lmao im german and as i wrote that i actually thought about how funny it would be if a girl introduced herself as käse. pimmelkaas?? good luck with your massephase
Your addiction is trying EVERYTHING to get you to break. The battle is within your head, not in your pants. Stay strong homie, you and your gf will both be thanking you.
Go on without me bros... I started early on the 28th, and failed today, on the 4th. It's beyond over. I wonder if we're still early enough that I can redeem by going 4 days over in December.
Fml
Nothing is over. It's not like in a videogame where you lost all ypur lifepoints. If you only jerk off once or on one day of november that can be a huge achievement depending on your normal rate of porn consumption. The goal is not to stop completely, but practice abstinence. One sets you up for fqilure and the other sets ypu up for moderation and actually punishes the porn israelite if all men band together and decide to not consume porn for the month of november.
I had magnesium last night and in my dreams I had a girl offering me sex. I tried to hold back but I still nutted.This is the third time this happened in 2 months.
>Atleast your test levels are fine
Any way to confirm this? I want to quit the coomer lifestyle with this NNN, I'm fairly certain porn has messed up my brain and my T levels.
porn can't affect your t-levels you absolute retard, why are you such a gullible homosexual? You can't believe just anything that retards here claim. Do some critical thinking.
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By porn, I meant what comes with it, e.g. chronic masturbation
I didn't edge, I blew a load from the pressure of my dick against my pants fabric after it got hard I didn't touch it but crossing my legs was a mistake lmao.
I'm the wet dream anon. This is an issue I've been having for the past year. I have way too many wet dreams and I need to know how to make it stop. Waking up in the middle of the night covered in your own cum is getting old.
>I have way too many wet dreams and I need to know how to make it stop. Waking up in the middle of the night covered in your own cum is getting old.
The way to stop wet dreams is to regularly orgasm, whether that's from masturbation or from actual sex. Your body literally involuntarily forces you to release built up semen, which should tell you that trying to deliberately build it up is a bad thing.
I used to refrain from masturbating as well, but since I'm an autistic socially avoidant loser, I wasn't replacing it with actual sex so it would just build up. And then I would have a wet dream almost every week. I got tired of waking up in the middle of the night with semen everywhere, boxers stuck to thigh, thighs wet and sticky, having to get out of bed go to the bathroom to clean myself off, now have semen covered boxers in the laundry, then having trouble getting back to bed because of all the activity I just did.
Yesterday I tried watching my favorite porn just to feel an erection but I could barely get it up. This is how it usually goes before I succumb on the 6th or 7th day. Wish me luck bros.
It's the same thing every year, and it's expected to be honest. Wait till day 7. Day 7 is Omaha beach levels of soldiers dropping.
Yeah the thread from day one got so much traction and the vibe was one of "Let's fucking gooo" with each day the threads are getting slower and full of posts like "I nutted from the wind blowing on my dick, I'm out."
St John The Long Suffering is a man we should all seek to emulate.
suffer from the pain that comes fron denying your basal animalistic nature, ascend above it only by resisting and suffering from it.
suffer or... suffer
i will make it, satan and the synagogue of satan wont overcome me, i will pray for every SwoleShackizen fighting the demon to grasp and pull the mental strength God has given them from deep within their soul.
The only thing you will achieve with NNN is freeing yourself off the porn israelite and make Onlyfans Whores and Coomers mad. If every man on earth would participate in this month of abstinence the porn industry, which is one of the biggest consumerist industries in the entire world, would be shook to their core. Remember the enemy is not masturbation, the enemy is porn, the true purpose of NNN is to be a counter to the overconsumption of porn.
Yeah that's the meme of how it started because it's funny and nobody will just stop masturbating of you tell them to. People are like that. You need to package it in a meme format and make a challenge out of it for it to catch on. But in actuality NNNis the biggest mainstream movement against porn consumption in the world. If anything is able to bring down the porn israelite, it is NNN. Nofap fails in that it has no real goal. You do nofap to get a gf which is silly and it pretends like you're gonna lose out on the benefits if you break your streak. It basically sets you up for failure. But NNN is 30 days of not touching your dick. Nothing out pf the ordinary, at least before porn was mainstream. But if every man would do it the porn industry would have no revenue for an enture month and nefore long you'd see the most hilarious reaction and meltdowns in mainstream media you can imagine. It would be glorious chaos.
Actually happened to me. Did nofap and got so horny and she came on to me strong. Ended up nutting in her and when I told her about nofap she encouraged me to keep it up and just give her all my coom.
We stayed together for too because of that I think. Didn't have much else in common except wanting to give and receive coom.
I've been having a shitty few days, can't even go to the gym because I've been sick. Cooming is my main stress relief so I've just been suffering. At least the morning wood is hard
>Cooming is my main stress relief
cooming is not a stress relief. Like cigarettes, it only adds to the stress and temporarily "relieves" stress as a mitigation of withdrawal symptoms.
It doesn't have to expel it though, unlike piss. Some people go their whole lives without having a wet dream, even if they don't cum for a month. I've never had one.
I guess but like a person addicted to cigarettes I've grown to associate it with destressing. Working out is another but like I said that's off the table at the moment
Having an orgasm actually helps reduce stress and other mental fatigues. It’s not like smoking. You’re swinging too far into retard territory if you’re really demonizing orgasms. I’m all for noporn, but don’t misconstrue basic human biology.
If you don't manage to hit a pr on a lift do you just quit that lift and go to another one? Pathetic. And just to clarify I'm not calling you pathetic because you masturbated, I'm calling you pathetic because all the resolve you had for this month could be vanquished with just one moment of weakness.
In fairness to quitter-Anon, failure is considered an insurmountable obstacle in NNN by other Anons. You don't get any benefits if without a perfect streak, so there's no point in continuing if your posts about being say, 20 days in on November 29th are met with "doesn't count" lol
The only benefit you get is that you are not being as much of a degenerate and more time for other things. Any other benefit is made up and silly. You'll get no gf from nofap and you'll get no sexual prowess unless you were masturbating nonstop, in which case you would return to what a normal man should have as a baseline.
I'm aware, but that's not the attitude of most NNN threads, so they die down as people fall off and have no in-thread incentive to continue after a lapse because it's considered illegitimate.
Day 12. I got this really hot girls insta at the gym on Wednesday. I told her I liked her yoga pants since green is my favorite color, talked about why it was and college and shit. She was giggling and asking me questions when I talked to her. I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee Thursday or Monday since I work weekends though and she still hasn't gotten back to me. Either she lost interest or is too dumb to see that requests are hidden on intsa. I have been susceptible to this before so I know it's not impossible. I guess I should just ask her if I see her again right. I've been edging and rubbing my nipples thinking about kissing her and grabbing her fat ass.
>Either she lost interest or is too dumb to see that requests are hidden on intsa
She didn't even add you back? Bro you never had a chance. Maybe in that moment she was a bit attracted but you should have tried to pull her home and fuck her. As soon as she doesnt see you she gets bombarded by DMs of 100 dudes.
If you see her again, you can talk to her but dont make it a big deal, and be more bold
Yeah maybe she did. I guess there's nothing I can do about it besides talk to other melenated queens and hope it works out with one of them. I've been giving lots of girls compliments this week but I haven't gotten a lot of socials. Maybe I should try to do that more. I never know how and when to escalte. Maybe that's why the furthest I've gotten with a girl is kissing, but I will change that.
Girls are really stupid. I've found that if you just baby step it a lot of times you can guide her where you wanna go. If you say "let's fuck" that's not gonna work.
But if you talk to her for a while and say "let's walk out the gym together" and then say "let's go to that Starbucks there for a minute" and then say "let's walk along the river" and then say "my place is 2 minutes from here, let's listen to some music" and then say "let's chill on the couch" and then say "let's kiss real quick, just for fun" then you can make this kinda shit work. Not super high success rate but I had it work a couple times
NNN is Sexual and mental health, so it's fine here. /LULZ/ also isn't a good board for NNN with all of it's porn and whiney homosexuals that refuse to do anything with their lives even if it's a simple 30 day challenge.
SwoleShack is only about FITNESS, not "le sexual health" or meme health. It was renamed from health and fitness to just fitness back in 2012. We are about getting jacked here, not following reddit trends.
So I take it you don't think porn addiction is mental health? Look at this dude
Had a dry dream last night I was watching some porn, but didn't masturbate in the dream. This is a level of autism I never knew existed.
also wouldn't fitness mean being in the best shape phyically and mentally? The health being removed from the board name is probably so SwoleShack can't be held liable if some idiot takes a shitposter seriously about something he should see a doctor for.
Why do you seethe so much when you see people trying to improve their lives? Right now you are no better than a crab in the bottom of the bucket, pulling down the others who have a chance at salvation.
There is no failure. Only moderation and practicing abstinence. If you manage to go 30 days without porn awesome, if you manage to go 20 days without porn great, if you manage to go without porn more than you otherwise would have also good.
Who tf are you to tell anyone what failing means? If somebody jerks off a few times on NNN but goes on to jerk off way less throughout the next year vs someone who manages to not jerk off in November yet goes right back to his typical habits, nobody will think that the first failed and the second one succeeded. Literally nothing happens if you"fail" except that you beat yourself up about it and lose the will to practice abstinence. If we remove failure from the equation, but increase the abstinence over time then that will yield way more results than a simple challenge once a year.
You failed this challenge, that simple. You can do your own nofap journey but that's a different story.
You say "I will do this 30 days" and then you either fucking do it, or you lose. No dilly dally shilly shally
I get you in that the original stated that. But it does nothing if most of the people lose in the first week and we end up with half of the competitors lost before half of the month is even over. To actually make an impact we have to accept failures and go beyond.
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Who gives a shit about an impact?
This is about the individual, if you make it then you have willpower, if you fail then you are weak.
It's that simple, we don't even need to argue about this
4 weeks ago
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You said it's about the individual yet you set up arbitrary rules for other people. That's stupid and hypocritical. If it was about the individual you would not care if others make it or not and solely focus on yourself. My version is about making the most impact and therefore has to adress other people and the shortcomings that are going to accompany them. If somebody jerked off once and "lost" yet manages to go the rest of the month without then he has won and will have a positive experience from it.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>If somebody jerked off once and "lost" yet manages to go the rest of the month without then he has won and will have a positive experience from it.
No he has fucking not. NNN only means something because most men cannot do it. If you win you are one of like 1%. If you lose then you need to accept that you lose. I see this all the time were dudes try to change the rules to somehow be still in the race.
4 weeks ago
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He isn't changing the rules homosexual, it's not a competition its a method of self improvement, he failed once he got back up and continued
>you fell while hiking? Actually you didn't hike the whole thing then
Dumb logic
4 weeks ago
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>he failed once he got back up and continued
No one cares.
>you fell while hiking?
In nature if everyone is running and you trip over then the bear might eat you and you're done. You win or you get filtered
4 weeks ago
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It's just a meme bro
4 weeks ago
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>1% >race
What the fuck are you talking about you fucking idiot?! The real goal of NNN is not to feel superior to other men bacause you managed to not touch your pepe for a month. Are you trolling or really that stupid? The actual goal is to fuck up the porn industry and create a counterculture to the porn consumption that is steadily becoming more and more accepted as the norm. Gfto with your insecurities you incel.
4 weeks ago
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>The actual goal is to fuck up the porn industry and create a counterculture
No one gives a shit about the porn industry. This is a test of willpower and I'm tired of these idiots making excuses even though they already failed.
If you lose then accept that you lost and gtfo
4 weeks ago
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I watch porn during NNN.
4 weeks ago
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>fuck up the porn industry and create a counterculture to the porn consumption
take your meds dude
4 weeks ago
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>NNN only means something
reddit tier mentality. gatekeeping not cooming is the most incel autist shit ever
that is literally from a meme low quality "study" from China. Nofap does nothing to your test levels. Test levels fluctuate throughout the day wildly, the best thing you can do is get 8 hours of sleep, low stress lifestyle and gym/diet. The nofap meme isn't going to do diddly squat.
Really? where? They paid for fixed interval testosterone measurements out of their own pockets, and got someone professional to oversee as quality control? Because testimonial evidence is kind of worthless with no controls. This is why real studies don't show any boosts from abstaining, any boost not within the random variation interval that is.
Why would someone who, say, jerks off 2x per week to his imagination follow this meme in particular? What is the upside here? Because it just seems like normie insta tiktok crap.
>Why would someone who, say, jerks off 2x per week to his imagination follow this meme in particular?
For you there is no point, which is good, you're healthy. This is for the guys who beat off 3 times a day to increasingly more degenerate porn.
To fuck up the porn industry and cause chaos for Onlyfans Whores and the Mainstream Media. If all men in the world just decided to not watch or pay for porn one month of the year you would see the biggest meltdown of the 21st century. Nofap is like a light with no real goal. NNN has a distinct timeframe and is more accessible for normies since one month of abstinence is nothing radical and would have been the most normal thing in the world before porn. Yet these limitations actually focus the light into a laser that can actually hurt the porn industry if enough men participate. NNN is the biggest mainstream movement against porn consumption in the world. Even if you yourself don't get any benefit, simply joining it would mean one more light.
It's a fun meme challenge. No one has to follow it. There are a bunch of anons who are unhappy with how much porn they watch. If they want to do the challenge they can. If you don't feel like you have an issue then no need.
>four days in >wife was bent forward brushing her teeth naked at the bathroom sink just now >Dick got hard as a rock, couldn't resist >Plapped her >Plapped her good
Go on without me
Don't surround yourselves with semen demons
I’m fucking depressed. I’m out here not touching my dick (I’m day14) and I miss my ex like nothing else. Nothing makes sense and it’s been a year we broke up. I can’t get over her and I was the one breaking up. I don’t even have motivation to go to work. I just eat chicken rice and sleep I’m sad af I’m rotting here
I failed my previous nofap streak this Tuesday on day 66, so it's day 5 for me, had a wet dream two nights ago but still going strong. I made a lot of mistakes on my first foray and now I'm trying my hardest not to repeat them again.
Trolls ruin the boards more than people who are trying to do NNN. While people doing nofap will contain themselves to this post, trolls will spam the whole board with coomer bait, giving jannies twice as much work to do.
Yet, they claim we are the ones in the wrong...
It is really interesting to see people actively go against any cause that may threaten the status quo when they themselves have nothing to gain from it. Imagine wasting your time and trolling people with those images, thereby actively aiding the porn industry instead of siding with your fellow man and above all not even getting paid for it lol. Those guys are really pathetic.
>sitting here discussing masturbation with a bunch of other random men online >dude, we’re going against the status quo MAAAAAANN and they can’t take it! They are the pathetic ones!
Yeah lol. Because it's a meme. Until of course the majority of porn consumers collectively decide, you know what let's not jerk off to porn in november. Then all of a sudden it is not a meme anymore and the porn industry has to actually find a way to get out of this mess.
Going by the 20/80 rule if we manage to get 10 of the 20 percent of guys who make up the 80% of porn consumption, so ~40% of consumption and buying power to abstain on november it is officially not a meme anymore and we will see the funniest meltdown in mainstream media. Until then we can laugh about this silly meme.
Did you feel threatened that people came together to share their experiences and help confront obstacles? If you don't like this, get out, because this destabilization of yours only exposes your hooked nose.
I have already done that, but experiences vary, so why don't I discuss this matter with a larger group? Now answer, why are you terrified of seeing such topics?
>there is literally going to be a thread, probably multiple threads, hundreds if not a thousand replies, every single day for 30 days, for anonymous men on an anime image board to discuss their masturbation habits with each other
Do any of you realize how pathetic you are? What in the holy fuck happened to this board?
posting images of your body and rating each other is better? if you dont enjoy participating in the challenge and threads then gtfo. waste of your own lifetime lmao, go do something that actually interests you?
“No nut November” is an obvious perversion of no shave November, or Movember, that subliminally directs otherwise healthy men to act like eunuchs (no nuts) in order to weaken our natural aversion to ugly women.
four days and ten hours since I last masturbated and I suddenly feel an urge to actually message the women who I matched on dating apps months ago. funny how that works
I don't fucking know why but I've really been into bimbo porn lately. Like with exaggerated fake lips and tits. I don't normally watch a whole ton of porn/have weird fetishes so idk whats going on lol
On that note, I failed last night so restarting today
WHy do I never read/hear succesful guys with girlfriends and wives doing nofap, or guys in real life talking about it, why is it always just fringe internet sites full of autistic losers like SwoleShack and reddit who adhere to this plan?
Because nofap unlike NNN has no real goal. You abstain from nutting until.... well until you get a gf. It is really the end goal and yes it's a meme and yes you can make fun of people for doing it and giving so much attention to their streak. It is the age old guys will do anything except for talk to girls and face rejection. Some are also just fucking addicted to porn and actually need the abstinence, but any benefits aquired from nofap aren't a net positive, they simply put you at baselevel of what a normal guy should be if he wasn't wasting his seed every day of his life. Also it does free up your time and makes you less socially anxious if you had struggled with that throughout your porn addicted existence.
Most things these seem to start as niche fringe internet shit and then blows up mainstream to where everyone is in on it. Also to be fair, I highly doubt dudes are gonna want to talk about the masturbation habits IRL with other dudes that shit is weird.
Where did that come from? I have friends but I don't talk about masturbation with them and don't particularly want to. At least here everyone is on the same general goal and it's anonymous.
I don't think they'd be weirded out. We supported our one homeboy when he decided to quit drinking. Never gave him shit for it. The masturbation thing just isn't something that ever really comes up in our conversations. The few times I can think it has ever come up it was in a banter joke way like "That's why you're always so tired too much wrist action" or something along those lines.
Don’t give up bros. I failed last year so I told myself I wouldn’t jerk off for as long as possible. If I get to December 1st I’ll have completed an entire year of NoFap and break my previous record of 360 days.
Day 5 has begun here. Going strong. Fuck all the demoralisers, this is about discipline and it carries through to training and life. Keep it going bros.
It's not about being better than other people, it's about being more disciplined for yourself if you're too deep to where you masturbating multiple times a day impulsively.
You're not saying no to your dick. You're saying no to porn, which if you were being honest you would realize is the culprit and reason behind this countermovement.
>You're not saying no to your dick. You're saying no to porn
But no nut november and nofap don't say this though. They don't specify not watching porn. You specifcally say to not masturbate, period, and that if you masturbate (even if it was from memory), you are "a israelite"
This is so entirely untrue it's almost unbelievable that you would try to claim this. Literally anybody will tell you tackling porn addiction is the whole point and the not cumming is more of an endurance challenge and a habit switcher to get you to seek release with irl women
Okay, I've reached the point where I get weird dreams. This always happens, a few days in and I get sex dreams about chicks I never even felt attracted to before. I think my brain realizes "Shit, we're not cooming... must pick a different girl. How about her?"
Last time I did nofap it got to the point where I was having sex dreams about fat chicks and grandmas, which freaked me out so much that I gave up to make it stop.
Also once time I went so long without whacking it that when I finally did, the semen came out chunky. Not joking, CHUNKY with chunks in it. It was the grossest thing ever but honestly it felt incredible.
I've nutted at least 200 times so far. I can't take it any more but I will persist and make it through Nut November even if I have to take large amounts of HGH.
Wife was on her period at the start of the month so I pretended to be in on the nnn memes but we fucked like 4 times since last night and for that reason I'm out.
I've been waiting to hear them have sex for 3 months now (actually a while back I overheard the girl yelling at him because they hadn't had sex in several months, lmao).
I failed bros. I mean... I didn't watch porn, but it's not no porn november it's no nut november. I couldn't fucking think of anything else. I couldn't focus on reading. I couldn't focus on practicing guitar. I had to do it bros. Forgive me
>go to gym >go hard >come home >take shit >the urge to masturbate is uncontrollable
Every day. The worst part is I can feel my pump “power down” mere seconds after I ejaculate.
Started on October 30th so this would be day 5 for me. Had a sexy dream last night, but not a wet one. Sometimes the urge to fap hits me but I can still redirect my focus to other actions. The only time I see something erotic is when I see it while browsing SwoleShack. As long as I stay off of the NSFW boards everything seems fine. This seems like a sweet spot for me. There's enough energy in me to focus on tasks but not so much it becomes overwhelming. It's quite the relief compared to my teenage years where 3 days would be enough to mess me up.
Fucked my girlfriend on day 4, I actually planned on trying the whole month but she got horny and masturbated next to me. Wanted to "borrow my dick" to cum and you guys can imagine what happened. It's crazy how good it felt just 4 days in, I'll keep doing no porn/fap for the rest of the month.
You should only do nofap if you are addicted to pornography. If you are not addicted to pornography, you should focus on improving other parts of your life like getting a job, working out and getting a girlfriend.
>high amounts of mental clarity already >told myself not cumming so no point in even staring at women or undressing them with my eyes >focused on task at hand better than on adderall
Who knew not fapping 3 times a day could make such a difference so fast?
Holy shit I need to have sex so bad. Normally I just masturbate every day and lose any desire to talk to women. having hands seems like a terrible evolutionary strategy
Going strong with underwear piercing boners
I haven't had a boner yet. My dick is dead.
Bro same
It's the silence before the storm
I know, I've tried to sail these choppy waters before.
I just need to get out of bed immediately when I do get morning wood. Staying in bed for "5 more minutes" with a boner is the danger zone for me.
Well usually I have piss boners and I wait them so I could get up and piss immediately, usually just checking out notifications (its a bad habit I stopped before and soon will stop again)
And tbh I usually don't fap in the middle of the week because I feel weaker in the gym
>piss boners
wtf are you talking about
When your bladder gets full so you tend to wake up with a boner. This is different from the normal morning wood I'm assuming.
I have a lot of experience with them. I've had them ever since I was a young lad. It was always my personal indication of pee pee time.
>piss boners
It's morning wood and you usually need to pee when waking up you fucking idiot, the urine in your bladder is not making your fucking dick hard.
I think it does. Blood in penis makes it's stronger and easier to hold a full bladder. It makes sense to be a natural mechanism to stop you from wetting your bed.
>the urine in your bladder
urine is stored in the balls dipshit
>I just need to get out of bed immediately when I do get morning wood. Staying in bed for "5 more minutes" with a boner is the danger zone for me.
Are you literally me? That's also my most dangerous moment.
the calm before the storm
tomorrow ww shall wake up with DIAMIOND HARDNESS erections. the type that has your asshole throbbing. remember this post when it happens and stay strong
Get on fin right now.
How does that help?
Schizos on the internet say that taking finasteride will make your dick not work any longer. Now my thinking is that in that case the opposite must be true. I tried it out and since starting fin my erections are stronger and more frequent, so it worked for me. Also helps with stopping hair loss.
Granted I am retarded enough to frequent this website, so maybe you shouldn't take advice from me.
I haven't had a bone since I was 14
I made it to the morning of day 3. It’s now the night of day 4 and I’ve coomed 6 times over the last two days. It’s so fucking over.
>6 times
Anon what the fuck
>He's shocked by an anon cumming on average 3 times a day for 2 days
y-yeah aha that's crazy
No it's not you defeatist cuck. You still only masturbated 6 times this month which is still less than you would've otherwise. Don't lose the goal before your eyes: No porn and abstaining from masturbation and orgasm for as much as possible throughout november.
You must restart and now go to December 3rd.
No, only november warriors count, don't give people participation trophies, it's all or nothing
NTA but I thought the point of NNN was eventually to stop watching porn entirely.
I've failed twice so far. Guess what? I'm fucking reupping. Overall my porn consumption is down massively.
2 times today for me. I just don't have any other pleasure in my life
I hate jannies so much bros
Had some strong urges last night but I pushed through by keeping myself busy.
WGMI
Morning was tough today after a heated dream I had, but I'm managing myself
Waitress yesterday had the fattest ass. Before bed I desperately tried to manifest a dream where I was fucking her senseless, but it didn't work bros. I am getting desperate.
sex dreams are so great when they happen but i can never make them happen on purpose.
Hum hum. What a useless transformation.
You stopped touching yourself for three days, so what?
Just wait
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Worthless demoralizer scum
>he doesn't know
~~*Babidi*~~: jerk off your diiiiick
Based No Fapper: argh... I refuse.
~~*Babidi*~~: what?!
Based No Fapper: Your business in porn. It means nothing to me. Self-Improvement is my only objective.
~~*Babidi*~~: That amazing, NoFapper. But I'm serious. By every fiber in your body I command you to jerk off.
Based No Fapper: argh...
~~*Babidi*~~: Jeeeerk. Jerk off your dick.
Based No Fapper: Noo...Get out of my head! I already told you. I will not be distracted from this anymore! I won't! It will take more than head games to stop me. You may have invaded my mind and my body. But there is one thing a NoFapper always keeps... HIS PRIIIIIIIIIIIIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
>~~*Babidi*~~ dies
powerful. I cried.
Day six reporting in. I've actually been looking forward to some sexy dreams, but instead there were layoffs at work and I've been stress dreaming about pulling tapeworms from my face and spiders attacking me since.
Going to make it though.
>day 4
>got a boner from seeing my own bare foot
I failed yesterday. This 10/10 body girl I used to fuck told me she still thinks about me despite being with her man.
she told you that and you had to cum? lmaoooo this nigga being played like a toy
her sending pics helped too retard.
Fanum tax
It's morning and curently I'm fine.
But I feel like I'm going to fuck up tonight.
I'll get wasted since it's Saturday, and I won't be able to control myself once I get horny at night.
This will be the first challenge for me. Wish me luck bros.
saturday, traditional fap day
as long as i avoid porn, i can make it
housemate's girlfriend has stopped wearing bras recently. i actually dont know if its recent or because its been 4 days. i am feeling weak
my wife just had a baby on halloween and now my mother in law is staying with us so it's going to be easy this year I guess
congrats, dad
Ty
Pretty good so far
>so far
no shit dopey
babies are so cute
Welcome to the worst period of your life (the rest of it).
report'in
Only day 4? Feels like it just started. Will probably go for a years worth of days Nov/365
I had wet dream last night.... Am I out? IDK why it came so early this year, usually when on nofap it takes few weeks to get wet dream. I was having dream about my roommate dry humping me, lol.
it wasn't upon your own volition to have it occur, so it does not count
It's really just supposed to be no fap. It's fine to nut if you have a wet dream or fuck a real girl
>It's really just supposed to be no fap
Nah, no nut is no nut. An exception for wet dreams is fine since you can't anything about it but nutting outof your own will is a disqualifier.
Heavy fat tits are overrated as fuck.
Give me a perky B with a round butt any day.
Is this disgusting pig supposed to make someone lose NNN?
No-one cares what you do. You are not on an epic crusade bro.. off-topic is off-topic.
my boner won't go away. I cracked and edged for a few minutes. Now my balls are aching like crazy.
>I cracked and edged for a few minutes
Literally the worst thing you could do. Experience taught me that you shouldn't indulge your dick EVER if you are on no nut.
Try moving around to make the boner go away. Standing up for a few min is enough to make it go away for me.
>never gone more than 4 days for 17 years
>hanging out with ex last night
>on her period but let's me do whatever to the rest of her body
>tells me this morning I can use her body to jack off
>normally would've shoved my face in her ass and jacked it
>"it doesn't feel fair that you can't get off, I won't this time"
>shove my face in her ass anyways
If I can get past that temptation I'm gonna make it boys
>hanging out with ex last night
you two are still together you're just too dumb to see it.
We broke up 2 years ago and only started hanging out recently. We both matured a lot in the time apart, but made it clear it can't last forever and we're not compatible long term.
I'm also much better looking after lifting for 7 months than I ever was when we dated, so she's enjoying that.
I really don't care about you and your pig, anon.
This morning was the first real horniness I felt but I'm going strong
Had a dream I met a blonde teen girl with braces called Cheese, had a casual conversation with her. Other than that not much to report
USA names lol „cheese“. Got sausage too?
Actually I'm Dutch and she was called Kaas
And dont be mean, I'm trying to bulk ok :'(
kaas sounds way better than cheese. i would be interested in a durch girl named kaas 🙂
>people are discussing how to improve themselves on a health and fitness board, instead of masturabte to some dead georgian homosexual, oh no what happend?
Yeah I thought it was odd too and asked her about it and if she got made fun of alot for that name lmao.
lmao im german and as i wrote that i actually thought about how funny it would be if a girl introduced herself as käse. pimmelkaas?? good luck with your massephase
Kek
Had my GF over and I didn't fuck, I'm staying strong bros. I don't give a fuck if she breaks up with me.
you're going to lose your gf and then have a sad fap afterwards
First time trying NNN, 4 days strong now
>stop fapping
>start having non stop dreams about cheating on my girlfriend
bros... i don't like this
Your addiction is trying EVERYTHING to get you to break. The battle is within your head, not in your pants. Stay strong homie, you and your gf will both be thanking you.
Go on without me bros... I started early on the 28th, and failed today, on the 4th. It's beyond over. I wonder if we're still early enough that I can redeem by going 4 days over in December.
Fml
You fell.
You can lay in the desert and die or you can start running now to jump back on the horse.
Your choice.
Thanks anon. I need a kick in the ass like that. Good luck to you too.
Nothing is over. It's not like in a videogame where you lost all ypur lifepoints. If you only jerk off once or on one day of november that can be a huge achievement depending on your normal rate of porn consumption. The goal is not to stop completely, but practice abstinence. One sets you up for fqilure and the other sets ypu up for moderation and actually punishes the porn israelite if all men band together and decide to not consume porn for the month of november.
Don't get demoralised anon, failing is just the chance to start again. Start from now and just try to make it to the end of the month.
Please, don't fucking touch the thread, jannies...
I had magnesium last night and in my dreams I had a girl offering me sex. I tried to hold back but I still nutted.This is the third time this happened in 2 months.
No more magnesium for me
My guy, wet dreams don't count
They absolutely do. If I can’t control my subconscious mind from falling into lust then I’m no better than a coomer
no they dont
wet dreams are a natural way of empyting your balls
>If I can’t control my subconscious mind
The subconcious, by definition, can't be controlled.
If you are concious of it it's not subconcious anymore.
This place is just a skinner's box controlled by glowies at this point
Wet dreams completely demoralize me.
Lost my nofap streak years ago because of them and my NNN in 2020
Atleast your test levels are fine? Just keep pushing until the end of the month anon
>Atleast your test levels are fine
Any way to confirm this? I want to quit the coomer lifestyle with this NNN, I'm fairly certain porn has messed up my brain and my T levels.
porn can't affect your t-levels you absolute retard, why are you such a gullible homosexual? You can't believe just anything that retards here claim. Do some critical thinking.
By porn, I meant what comes with it, e.g. chronic masturbation
if you cum in a dream you didn’t lose nofap
Or did you wake up and finish yourself
>Or did you wake up and finish yourself
No, just went fuckall and returned to regular PMO
I lost the last 5 years. I am not losing this year
The involuntary dryhumping began sooner than expected
may allah grant me stength
>all these normalfags talking about their girlfriends
This place really is just tiktok now
I’ve already had two wet dreams this week. How can I prevent this from happening?
>No porn
>No masturbation
>Sex with your girlfriend is ok
>Edging is a psyop to get you to fail
Gotta remind you guys all the time...
I didn't edge, I blew a load from the pressure of my dick against my pants fabric after it got hard I didn't touch it but crossing my legs was a mistake lmao.
Still failed. You could have just stopped rubbing your dong against something bro
You mean stripped out of my pants? I wasn't grinding on something.
Oh well, I'll still just resume NNN regardless.
Tism aside, It wasn't an intentional coom, so I don't think it counts. It's on the same level of having a wet dream everyone in a while.
You can try to get back on, but you will not receive
I'm not looking to get a gf right now.
I'm the wet dream anon. This is an issue I've been having for the past year. I have way too many wet dreams and I need to know how to make it stop. Waking up in the middle of the night covered in your own cum is getting old.
>I have way too many wet dreams and I need to know how to make it stop. Waking up in the middle of the night covered in your own cum is getting old.
The way to stop wet dreams is to regularly orgasm, whether that's from masturbation or from actual sex. Your body literally involuntarily forces you to release built up semen, which should tell you that trying to deliberately build it up is a bad thing.
I used to refrain from masturbating as well, but since I'm an autistic socially avoidant loser, I wasn't replacing it with actual sex so it would just build up. And then I would have a wet dream almost every week. I got tired of waking up in the middle of the night with semen everywhere, boxers stuck to thigh, thighs wet and sticky, having to get out of bed go to the bathroom to clean myself off, now have semen covered boxers in the laundry, then having trouble getting back to bed because of all the activity I just did.
Does it count as a fail if you see something out in the wild and bust handsfree? I don't mean grinding or rubbing one out either.
Yesterday I tried watching my favorite porn just to feel an erection but I could barely get it up. This is how it usually goes before I succumb on the 6th or 7th day. Wish me luck bros.
you don’t need luck nigga you need discipline
Nofap is so easy when you're cutting
Cruising to the finish line
how long till I regain the ability to get boners
When you're with an actual woman
so never, got it
but with every day of not nutting you gain more power, meaning eventually you will simply accidentally get a woman
comes back with a vengeance at day ~9
edging like a retard because im hungover
We're not even a quarter through and niggas are already dropping like flies
It's the same thing every year, and it's expected to be honest. Wait till day 7. Day 7 is Omaha beach levels of soldiers dropping.
Yeah the thread from day one got so much traction and the vibe was one of "Let's fucking gooo" with each day the threads are getting slower and full of posts like "I nutted from the wind blowing on my dick, I'm out."
its kind of concerning how many men are so addicted to porn they cant last a week without it
St John The Long Suffering is a man we should all seek to emulate.
suffer from the pain that comes fron denying your basal animalistic nature, ascend above it only by resisting and suffering from it.
suffer or... suffer
i will make it, satan and the synagogue of satan wont overcome me, i will pray for every SwoleShackizen fighting the demon to grasp and pull the mental strength God has given them from deep within their soul.
REMEMBER GUYS if you make it all the way through you will receive a free gf.
If you failed and restart it does not count, I repeat it does not count
The only thing you will achieve with NNN is freeing yourself off the porn israelite and make Onlyfans Whores and Coomers mad. If every man on earth would participate in this month of abstinence the porn industry, which is one of the biggest consumerist industries in the entire world, would be shook to their core. Remember the enemy is not masturbation, the enemy is porn, the true purpose of NNN is to be a counter to the overconsumption of porn.
Wrong nigga, the true point of NNN is semen retention and acquiring super human powers to rise to the top of the world
Yeah that's the meme of how it started because it's funny and nobody will just stop masturbating of you tell them to. People are like that. You need to package it in a meme format and make a challenge out of it for it to catch on. But in actuality NNNis the biggest mainstream movement against porn consumption in the world. If anything is able to bring down the porn israelite, it is NNN. Nofap fails in that it has no real goal. You do nofap to get a gf which is silly and it pretends like you're gonna lose out on the benefits if you break your streak. It basically sets you up for failure. But NNN is 30 days of not touching your dick. Nothing out pf the ordinary, at least before porn was mainstream. But if every man would do it the porn industry would have no revenue for an enture month and nefore long you'd see the most hilarious reaction and meltdowns in mainstream media you can imagine. It would be glorious chaos.
>you will receive a free gf
What *kind* of gf?
Moon faced Asian gf
>no tomboy gf
I'd like to request a refund on my free gf
Actually happened to me. Did nofap and got so horny and she came on to me strong. Ended up nutting in her and when I told her about nofap she encouraged me to keep it up and just give her all my coom.
We stayed together for too because of that I think. Didn't have much else in common except wanting to give and receive coom.
white big titty gf
really?
I've been having a shitty few days, can't even go to the gym because I've been sick. Cooming is my main stress relief so I've just been suffering. At least the morning wood is hard
>Cooming is my main stress relief
cooming is not a stress relief. Like cigarettes, it only adds to the stress and temporarily "relieves" stress as a mitigation of withdrawal symptoms.
Shut the fuck up. Fluids literally build up and become uncomfortable until you let them out.
I'm all for a challenge for fun but serious nofappers are mental with all their pseudoscience.
>Fluids literally build up and become uncomfortable until you let them out.
Cum does not function like piss you fucking retard porn addict
It actually does that's why people get wet dreams
>>Wet dreams
that's because you had a horny dream
Most of the time your body just reabsorbs the materials
Retards
literally build up and become uncomfortable until you let them out.
>Cum does not function like piss you fucking retard porn addict
your body literally involuntarily forces you to expel excess semen which is why wet dreams exist you fucking retard.
It doesn't have to expel it though, unlike piss. Some people go their whole lives without having a wet dream, even if they don't cum for a month. I've never had one.
I guess but like a person addicted to cigarettes I've grown to associate it with destressing. Working out is another but like I said that's off the table at the moment
Having an orgasm actually helps reduce stress and other mental fatigues. It’s not like smoking. You’re swinging too far into retard territory if you’re really demonizing orgasms. I’m all for noporn, but don’t misconstrue basic human biology.
welp, I failed. See you guys next year.
We lost another one boys
If you don't manage to hit a pr on a lift do you just quit that lift and go to another one? Pathetic. And just to clarify I'm not calling you pathetic because you masturbated, I'm calling you pathetic because all the resolve you had for this month could be vanquished with just one moment of weakness.
In fairness to quitter-Anon, failure is considered an insurmountable obstacle in NNN by other Anons. You don't get any benefits if without a perfect streak, so there's no point in continuing if your posts about being say, 20 days in on November 29th are met with "doesn't count" lol
The only benefit you get is that you are not being as much of a degenerate and more time for other things. Any other benefit is made up and silly. You'll get no gf from nofap and you'll get no sexual prowess unless you were masturbating nonstop, in which case you would return to what a normal man should have as a baseline.
I'm aware, but that's not the attitude of most NNN threads, so they die down as people fall off and have no in-thread incentive to continue after a lapse because it's considered illegitimate.
i am sad to see you fail, but you must still stand up and continue going, dont lie and nest in the filth.
Didn't coom + fucked my ass with a big dildo. wagmi
Had a dry dream last night I was watching some porn, but didn't masturbate in the dream. This is a level of autism I never knew existed.
Day 12. I got this really hot girls insta at the gym on Wednesday. I told her I liked her yoga pants since green is my favorite color, talked about why it was and college and shit. She was giggling and asking me questions when I talked to her. I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee Thursday or Monday since I work weekends though and she still hasn't gotten back to me. Either she lost interest or is too dumb to see that requests are hidden on intsa. I have been susceptible to this before so I know it's not impossible. I guess I should just ask her if I see her again right. I've been edging and rubbing my nipples thinking about kissing her and grabbing her fat ass.
>Either she lost interest or is too dumb to see that requests are hidden on intsa
She didn't even add you back? Bro you never had a chance. Maybe in that moment she was a bit attracted but you should have tried to pull her home and fuck her. As soon as she doesnt see you she gets bombarded by DMs of 100 dudes.
If you see her again, you can talk to her but dont make it a big deal, and be more bold
Yeah maybe she did. I guess there's nothing I can do about it besides talk to other melenated queens and hope it works out with one of them. I've been giving lots of girls compliments this week but I haven't gotten a lot of socials. Maybe I should try to do that more. I never know how and when to escalte. Maybe that's why the furthest I've gotten with a girl is kissing, but I will change that.
Girls are really stupid. I've found that if you just baby step it a lot of times you can guide her where you wanna go. If you say "let's fuck" that's not gonna work.
But if you talk to her for a while and say "let's walk out the gym together" and then say "let's go to that Starbucks there for a minute" and then say "let's walk along the river" and then say "my place is 2 minutes from here, let's listen to some music" and then say "let's chill on the couch" and then say "let's kiss real quick, just for fun" then you can make this kinda shit work. Not super high success rate but I had it work a couple times
Yeah It would help having my own place but I've thought about doing this on a date. Ask if she wants to listen to music in the backseat.
Autist
based, get the offtopic incel threads back to
where they belong
NNN is Sexual and mental health, so it's fine here. /LULZ/ also isn't a good board for NNN with all of it's porn and whiney homosexuals that refuse to do anything with their lives even if it's a simple 30 day challenge.
SwoleShack is only about FITNESS, not "le sexual health" or meme health. It was renamed from health and fitness to just fitness back in 2012. We are about getting jacked here, not following reddit trends.
ok coomer
You're like those homosexuals on SwoleShack that only want to talk about crypto and gets pissy if anyone talks about actual business or finance shit.
Maybe we should start posting about Santa Claus and how he contributes to "mental health" worldwide, that would be about as on-topic as nofap is.
So I take it you don't think porn addiction is mental health? Look at this dude
also wouldn't fitness mean being in the best shape phyically and mentally? The health being removed from the board name is probably so SwoleShack can't be held liable if some idiot takes a shitposter seriously about something he should see a doctor for.
LULZ guys have no mental discipline to go even 3 days. This is the only board that has a chance
Why do you seethe so much when you see people trying to improve their lives? Right now you are no better than a crab in the bottom of the bucket, pulling down the others who have a chance at salvation.
I inadvertently started 9 days ago. Haven't fapped but skimmed through some porn a few times. Did I fail?
There is no failure. Only moderation and practicing abstinence. If you manage to go 30 days without porn awesome, if you manage to go 20 days without porn great, if you manage to go without porn more than you otherwise would have also good.
>There is no failure.
Yes there is failure, you either make it through NNN or you dont
Who tf are you to tell anyone what failing means? If somebody jerks off a few times on NNN but goes on to jerk off way less throughout the next year vs someone who manages to not jerk off in November yet goes right back to his typical habits, nobody will think that the first failed and the second one succeeded. Literally nothing happens if you"fail" except that you beat yourself up about it and lose the will to practice abstinence. If we remove failure from the equation, but increase the abstinence over time then that will yield way more results than a simple challenge once a year.
You failed this challenge, that simple. You can do your own nofap journey but that's a different story.
You say "I will do this 30 days" and then you either fucking do it, or you lose. No dilly dally shilly shally
I get you in that the original stated that. But it does nothing if most of the people lose in the first week and we end up with half of the competitors lost before half of the month is even over. To actually make an impact we have to accept failures and go beyond.
Who gives a shit about an impact?
This is about the individual, if you make it then you have willpower, if you fail then you are weak.
It's that simple, we don't even need to argue about this
You said it's about the individual yet you set up arbitrary rules for other people. That's stupid and hypocritical. If it was about the individual you would not care if others make it or not and solely focus on yourself. My version is about making the most impact and therefore has to adress other people and the shortcomings that are going to accompany them. If somebody jerked off once and "lost" yet manages to go the rest of the month without then he has won and will have a positive experience from it.
>If somebody jerked off once and "lost" yet manages to go the rest of the month without then he has won and will have a positive experience from it.
No he has fucking not. NNN only means something because most men cannot do it. If you win you are one of like 1%. If you lose then you need to accept that you lose. I see this all the time were dudes try to change the rules to somehow be still in the race.
He isn't changing the rules homosexual, it's not a competition its a method of self improvement, he failed once he got back up and continued
>you fell while hiking? Actually you didn't hike the whole thing then
Dumb logic
>he failed once he got back up and continued
No one cares.
>you fell while hiking?
In nature if everyone is running and you trip over then the bear might eat you and you're done. You win or you get filtered
It's just a meme bro
>1%
>race
What the fuck are you talking about you fucking idiot?! The real goal of NNN is not to feel superior to other men bacause you managed to not touch your pepe for a month. Are you trolling or really that stupid? The actual goal is to fuck up the porn industry and create a counterculture to the porn consumption that is steadily becoming more and more accepted as the norm. Gfto with your insecurities you incel.
>The actual goal is to fuck up the porn industry and create a counterculture
No one gives a shit about the porn industry. This is a test of willpower and I'm tired of these idiots making excuses even though they already failed.
If you lose then accept that you lost and gtfo
I watch porn during NNN.
>fuck up the porn industry and create a counterculture to the porn consumption
take your meds dude
>NNN only means something
reddit tier mentality. gatekeeping not cooming is the most incel autist shit ever
>libido so low it's not even a challenge
Is it true that the testosterone increase caps out at one week and after that it returns to baseline?
not true test goes up continuously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kfgLYLD90&ab_channel=tomatolix
that is literally from a meme low quality "study" from China. Nofap does nothing to your test levels. Test levels fluctuate throughout the day wildly, the best thing you can do is get 8 hours of sleep, low stress lifestyle and gym/diet. The nofap meme isn't going to do diddly squat.
it works, a lot of dudes measured their own t levels over time and showed the results online
Really? where? They paid for fixed interval testosterone measurements out of their own pockets, and got someone professional to oversee as quality control? Because testimonial evidence is kind of worthless with no controls. This is why real studies don't show any boosts from abstaining, any boost not within the random variation interval that is.
Why would someone who, say, jerks off 2x per week to his imagination follow this meme in particular? What is the upside here? Because it just seems like normie insta tiktok crap.
>Why would someone who, say, jerks off 2x per week to his imagination follow this meme in particular?
For you there is no point, which is good, you're healthy. This is for the guys who beat off 3 times a day to increasingly more degenerate porn.
thanks for the level-headed reply
To fuck up the porn industry and cause chaos for Onlyfans Whores and the Mainstream Media. If all men in the world just decided to not watch or pay for porn one month of the year you would see the biggest meltdown of the 21st century. Nofap is like a light with no real goal. NNN has a distinct timeframe and is more accessible for normies since one month of abstinence is nothing radical and would have been the most normal thing in the world before porn. Yet these limitations actually focus the light into a laser that can actually hurt the porn industry if enough men participate. NNN is the biggest mainstream movement against porn consumption in the world. Even if you yourself don't get any benefit, simply joining it would mean one more light.
It's a fun meme challenge. No one has to follow it. There are a bunch of anons who are unhappy with how much porn they watch. If they want to do the challenge they can. If you don't feel like you have an issue then no need.
>four days in
>wife was bent forward brushing her teeth naked at the bathroom sink just now
>Dick got hard as a rock, couldn't resist
>Plapped her
>Plapped her good
Go on without me
Don't surround yourselves with semen demons
>being so deprived that you lose NNN to smash a landwhale
sad!
Nah you're still in the game, you did what needed to be done. It's not porn and your hand so you're alright.
Having sex with a woman I love is the only reason I'm doing nofap so to me you're already past the finish line.
Day 4. This is the longest I've gone without busting in years. Morning wood today and yesterday. PRs in the gym. Nature is healing.
Had a rape dream, as the rapist but actually constrained myself on the dream last moment cause my brain knew I was gonna cream my pants. Going strong
See guys this is a real warrior
None of this shit like "I tried but couldnt make it because the blanket was rubbing my cock!"
True strength. I haven't had a rape dream in a while. Idk if I could resist.
I’m fucking depressed. I’m out here not touching my dick (I’m day14) and I miss my ex like nothing else. Nothing makes sense and it’s been a year we broke up. I can’t get over her and I was the one breaking up. I don’t even have motivation to go to work. I just eat chicken rice and sleep I’m sad af I’m rotting here
I failed my previous nofap streak this Tuesday on day 66, so it's day 5 for me, had a wet dream two nights ago but still going strong. I made a lot of mistakes on my first foray and now I'm trying my hardest not to repeat them again.
I nutted into my girl last night. I'll be downgrading to no fap november.
Trolls ruin the boards more than people who are trying to do NNN. While people doing nofap will contain themselves to this post, trolls will spam the whole board with coomer bait, giving jannies twice as much work to do.
Yet, they claim we are the ones in the wrong...
It is really interesting to see people actively go against any cause that may threaten the status quo when they themselves have nothing to gain from it. Imagine wasting your time and trolling people with those images, thereby actively aiding the porn industry instead of siding with your fellow man and above all not even getting paid for it lol. Those guys are really pathetic.
>sitting here discussing masturbation with a bunch of other random men online
>dude, we’re going against the status quo MAAAAAANN and they can’t take it! They are the pathetic ones!
Lol
Not an argument, seething troon
Yeah lol. Because it's a meme. Until of course the majority of porn consumers collectively decide, you know what let's not jerk off to porn in november. Then all of a sudden it is not a meme anymore and the porn industry has to actually find a way to get out of this mess.
Going by the 20/80 rule if we manage to get 10 of the 20 percent of guys who make up the 80% of porn consumption, so ~40% of consumption and buying power to abstain on november it is officially not a meme anymore and we will see the funniest meltdown in mainstream media. Until then we can laugh about this silly meme.
Did you feel threatened that people came together to share their experiences and help confront obstacles? If you don't like this, get out, because this destabilization of yours only exposes your hooked nose.
>is incapable of seeing how pathetic it is to discuss masturbation habits with anonymous men online, and always has to link it to THE israeliteS
Why don't you discuss nofap with your real life male friends? I'm sure they would love to talk aobut it with you.
I have already done that, but experiences vary, so why don't I discuss this matter with a larger group? Now answer, why are you terrified of seeing such topics?
Why don't you discuss your anger at people not fapping on the Internet with your friends?
Imagine being furious at other men refusing to jerk off. Don't you see how pathetic you are?
>there is literally going to be a thread, probably multiple threads, hundreds if not a thousand replies, every single day for 30 days, for anonymous men on an anime image board to discuss their masturbation habits with each other
Do any of you realize how pathetic you are? What in the holy fuck happened to this board?
>What in the holy fuck happened to this board?
We've had these for like a decade at least back when it was called nofap.
posting images of your body and rating each other is better? if you dont enjoy participating in the challenge and threads then gtfo. waste of your own lifetime lmao, go do something that actually interests you?
newfag
I've broken my longest streak... It's over, I've lost. Can you overlook this?
Don't worry. As long as you keep up the rest of the month you will win in the end.
Nope, he lost
Yes, regardless of what happened, I still plan to complete this month and the next one.
Come on man, just consider it a wet dream.
Forgot this was a thing, haven't fapped since 10/29 so I guess I'm in it.
“No nut November” is an obvious perversion of no shave November, or Movember, that subliminally directs otherwise healthy men to act like eunuchs (no nuts) in order to weaken our natural aversion to ugly women.
Do you guys really find it that hard not to touch your dick for four days? This is ezpz.
Any healthy man will find it difficult, at least in the beginning.
(X) Doubt
It might get hard for me in a week or two but four days is nothing
I'm healthy as h*ck
four days and ten hours since I last masturbated and I suddenly feel an urge to actually message the women who I matched on dating apps months ago. funny how that works
I don't fucking know why but I've really been into bimbo porn lately. Like with exaggerated fake lips and tits. I don't normally watch a whole ton of porn/have weird fetishes so idk whats going on lol
On that note, I failed last night so restarting today
I’ve jacked off every day so far in November and I will continue to do so unless I’m plowing my gf.
No one here will post body either
This feels harder then trying to quit any other month day two feels like day four day four feels like day eight
it is what it is
we are so back
Fuck it we ball (becuase other circumstances unrelated to NNN)
WHy do I never read/hear succesful guys with girlfriends and wives doing nofap, or guys in real life talking about it, why is it always just fringe internet sites full of autistic losers like SwoleShack and reddit who adhere to this plan?
nice demoralization rabbi. normalfags love the NNN challenge
>I will only do x if there were people who did x
found the sheep
Because nofap unlike NNN has no real goal. You abstain from nutting until.... well until you get a gf. It is really the end goal and yes it's a meme and yes you can make fun of people for doing it and giving so much attention to their streak. It is the age old guys will do anything except for talk to girls and face rejection. Some are also just fucking addicted to porn and actually need the abstinence, but any benefits aquired from nofap aren't a net positive, they simply put you at baselevel of what a normal guy should be if he wasn't wasting his seed every day of his life. Also it does free up your time and makes you less socially anxious if you had struggled with that throughout your porn addicted existence.
Most things these seem to start as niche fringe internet shit and then blows up mainstream to where everyone is in on it. Also to be fair, I highly doubt dudes are gonna want to talk about the masturbation habits IRL with other dudes that shit is weird.
which is it, are you a woman or do you have no friends?
Where did that come from? I have friends but I don't talk about masturbation with them and don't particularly want to. At least here everyone is on the same general goal and it's anonymous.
>I have friends but I don't talk about masturbation with them and don't particularly want to
why is that? because you know how weirded out they will be by you doing this and taking about it with them?
>social shaming tactics
The NPCs favourite move
I don't think they'd be weirded out. We supported our one homeboy when he decided to quit drinking. Never gave him shit for it. The masturbation thing just isn't something that ever really comes up in our conversations. The few times I can think it has ever come up it was in a banter joke way like "That's why you're always so tired too much wrist action" or something along those lines.
Talking about your dick beating is taboo
Guys with women in their lives have literally no reason not to nut. If she wants it, it’s your duty to give it to her.
I've had many girlfriends and done nofap many times. Of course this is not the kinda shit you tell people irl
Don’t give up bros. I failed last year so I told myself I wouldn’t jerk off for as long as possible. If I get to December 1st I’ll have completed an entire year of NoFap and break my previous record of 360 days.
reminder your dick is gonna stop working if you don't use it
Day 5 has begun here. Going strong. Fuck all the demoralisers, this is about discipline and it carries through to training and life. Keep it going bros.
lmao, imagine saying no to your own dick and thinking you're better than other people
It's not about being better than other people, it's about being more disciplined for yourself if you're too deep to where you masturbating multiple times a day impulsively.
You're not saying no to your dick. You're saying no to porn, which if you were being honest you would realize is the culprit and reason behind this countermovement.
Don't bother explaining, the tranny posters are outright being paid by porno israelites or are simply too fucking scared to admit they are sick.
have you ever heard about imagination?
Personally I only use my imagination but I’m saying no to my masturbation addiction and complacency with being alone
>You're not saying no to your dick. You're saying no to porn
But no nut november and nofap don't say this though. They don't specify not watching porn. You specifcally say to not masturbate, period, and that if you masturbate (even if it was from memory), you are "a israelite"
This is so entirely untrue it's almost unbelievable that you would try to claim this. Literally anybody will tell you tackling porn addiction is the whole point and the not cumming is more of an endurance challenge and a habit switcher to get you to seek release with irl women
Okay, I've reached the point where I get weird dreams. This always happens, a few days in and I get sex dreams about chicks I never even felt attracted to before. I think my brain realizes "Shit, we're not cooming... must pick a different girl. How about her?"
Last time I did nofap it got to the point where I was having sex dreams about fat chicks and grandmas, which freaked me out so much that I gave up to make it stop.
Also once time I went so long without whacking it that when I finally did, the semen came out chunky. Not joking, CHUNKY with chunks in it. It was the grossest thing ever but honestly it felt incredible.
lmao, imagine giving to your own dick and thinking you're better than other people
I've nutted at least 200 times so far. I can't take it any more but I will persist and make it through Nut November even if I have to take large amounts of HGH.
>Day 4
>Been wanting to start a business.
>day 4
>been browsing augs for my coming nofap superpowers, like JC Denton from the legends
MOMMY!
>lost on day 1
I'll just push on into December for a few extra days as penance. Maybe I'll do it right next year.
>day 4.5
>feel my mana pool is increasing with every breath I take
Scooby
fuck, I failed. Goddamnit..
you failed and then try to ruin it for everyone? pathetic
what
the image posted
Is it possible to coom while awake with no stimulation other than your imagination. I want to hand free coom
dont try to circumvent the rules, do not ejaculate
Wife was on her period at the start of the month so I pretended to be in on the nnn memes but we fucked like 4 times since last night and for that reason I'm out.
Tried to make it but the bmwf couple next neighboring me woke me up with their sex sounds last night, couldn't help myself
>the life of a city cuck
I've been waiting to hear them have sex for 3 months now (actually a while back I overheard the girl yelling at him because they hadn't had sex in several months, lmao).
Good for him, that's not a good spot to be in a relationship. If you're not laying the pipe eventually someone else will.
>I've been waiting to hear them have sex for 3 months now
You realize how pathetic this is right
>Falling for bait
Ngmi.
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i had a lucid dream yesterday and was about to nut, then i remembered it was NNN and abstained
wagmi
watched at porn today. wanted my penis to get erect. didnt.
my penis is broken bros.
please dont!
I'm really just doing noporn right now, it's going very well despite periodic urges. doing my best to keep on the straight and narrow
I failed bros. I mean... I didn't watch porn, but it's not no porn november it's no nut november. I couldn't fucking think of anything else. I couldn't focus on reading. I couldn't focus on practicing guitar. I had to do it bros. Forgive me
>go to gym
>go hard
>come home
>take shit
>the urge to masturbate is uncontrollable
Every day. The worst part is I can feel my pump “power down” mere seconds after I ejaculate.
that is ridiculous, it's all in your head. Your pump is not dictated by your ballsack lmao
Checkin in. Still no urges
Started on October 30th so this would be day 5 for me. Had a sexy dream last night, but not a wet one. Sometimes the urge to fap hits me but I can still redirect my focus to other actions. The only time I see something erotic is when I see it while browsing SwoleShack. As long as I stay off of the NSFW boards everything seems fine. This seems like a sweet spot for me. There's enough energy in me to focus on tasks but not so much it becomes overwhelming. It's quite the relief compared to my teenage years where 3 days would be enough to mess me up.
I wish I was that horny again sometimes.
It's a big nothing burger so far.
I'll probably have to workout a bit more later on to keep me busy, I'm barely doing anything at the moment.
Fucked my girlfriend on day 4, I actually planned on trying the whole month but she got horny and masturbated next to me. Wanted to "borrow my dick" to cum and you guys can imagine what happened. It's crazy how good it felt just 4 days in, I'll keep doing no porn/fap for the rest of the month.
You gotta do what you gotta do anon. No shame in it.
hope you and your gf die of cancer.
My balls are kinda sore after staring at grils at the gym.
why should i refrain from masturbation if i'm gonna die alone?
>Already 30+ days without nutting since NNN started
What am I supposed to do?
You should only do nofap if you are addicted to pornography. If you are not addicted to pornography, you should focus on improving other parts of your life like getting a job, working out and getting a girlfriend.
or maybe buying a gun and shooting yourself.
sorry, i become edgy when i'm frustrated.
But Dr. Goldberg said the more you masturbate the healthier you are.
>high amounts of mental clarity already
>told myself not cumming so no point in even staring at women or undressing them with my eyes
>focused on task at hand better than on adderall
Who knew not fapping 3 times a day could make such a difference so fast?
yeah, now i have lost of mental clarity for my suicidal thougts.
i wanna cum i wanna cum i wanna cum
did you cum?
Holy shit I need to have sex so bad. Normally I just masturbate every day and lose any desire to talk to women. having hands seems like a terrible evolutionary strategy
Is it failing if I just look at porn and edge?
yes
No, since not nutting is the point.
Yes, since you will most likely fail accidentally.
guys MY BALLS HURT SO FUCKING BAD AND ITS ONLY DAY 4
Still in, thank you jannies for not deleting the thread
It's the most applicable board, outside of maybe /gif/. Dunno why jannies have been deleting these.
Didn't nofap start on SwoleShack?
i love sexual frustration
nothing is better than feeling angry all the time
Day 4 still haven't fapped. also still abstaining from alcohol. let's go lads.
BREAK IT ALL
TAKE IT ALL
EVERYTHING YOU SEE IS YOURS TO TAKE
1-3day was easy currently on day 4 I have this burning sensation in my gut and my dick is sensitive god help me brothers.
Go for a walk, take a cold shower if necessary, and don't give up
I'm going to have a lot of porn to browse in December.