>low impact
>good for land whales and chad bros alike
>mild to wild cardio
>chill as fuck or retarded fast
>gets you places faster than 3mph
Daily reminder rooners are fags
Cycling is Best for Cutting
>low impact
>good for land whales and chad bros alike
>mild to wild cardio
>chill as fuck or retarded fast
>gets you places faster than 3mph
Daily reminder rooners are fags
I hate how retarded a helmet looks
me to
i ride daily and didn't wear a helmet until it got icy out now pic related
Are you fucking cycling in fucking Fallujah?
I like to wear pic related at the gym/when going out, had to get one when I had issues with my blood pressure but I still wear it despite not having to worry about fainting anymore
People leave me alone or they're a lot nicer to me, if people see me doing my form wrong at the gym they feel bad rather than judgemental, and might even help correct it/are real nice about it.
People assuming I'm retarded has greatly improved my quality of life honestly. The only time I've ever had a worse off experience wearing a helmet constantly unironically has been around black people and highschool kids. Those are the only people who will point or call you retarded, and even then its rare, most people are just nicer.
>People assuming I'm retarded has greatly improved my quality of life honestly
cbtm
Interesting. Taking the redtard pill.
dunno if retarded or brilliant
ever "accidentally" cop a feel while pretending helmet anon?
This guy wears a helmet everywhere and he thinks he's NOT retarded
Lmao
Then don't wear one.
Why do you care insecure bitch ass bro. It's not like you're picking up chicks while cycling. gay ass bitch.
>not gonna pick up chicks cycling
>picked up chicks cycling
you must not live by many schools...
That's illegal
Only if you are fat and ugly. Angel Effect is real.
but they will see me and later when I try to hit them, recognize me as that fucking helmet retard
Just kys gay
>he doesn't play pretend he's a HALO ODST on his cruiser
>he doesn't wear a MTB helmet but instead some cuck shit like the roadie helmet in the OP
NGMI
That depends. In city environment and especially during the night and dark time of the year then it ia actually retarded not to wear one. Many car drivers are very reckless
>gives you ED
Get a saddle with perineum cutout like pic related
ISM, Selle Italia, etc.
Its called a grundle hole. Ask for that
>Go mountain biking
>Spend most of the time standing anyway
>Whole body gets tired before you notice anything about the seat
Based Mountain Biking Anon. I'm still hoping to get a few more rides in before the snow really starts here.
>i'm ready to settle down
>no more games
>no anal
Mental illness
Do any of these fit on stationaries?
I have pic related and they are universal provided you can replace the seat at all
plus no numb peen
These are triathlon saddles. Just get a normal saddle with a relief channel. Pic rel.
my dick and balls are bigger than that slot
You're not supposed to squeeze your balls in there, you fucking gay.
really? then why is it shaped like it holds a penis?
You really are a gay, aren't you
you don't squeeze them in, you rotate first so they fit in then rotate back
>have home bike
>after cycling my dick is fully numb
>find out now that this can lead to ed
>gets isekai'd by truck-kun
My city has bike paths (completely separated from roads) basically everywhere.
Sometimes it's good being European.
Cycling and maybe swimming are the only forms of cardio you'll ever need. No I'm not going to explain.
yeah best for cutting blood flow to your nuts
Swimming>cycling>running.
I only cycle in summer shirtless to brutally mog DYEL skellingtons in latex and plastic helmets.
Haha glad you feel like you're "mogging" me for the 2 seconds we're next to each other as I pass you like you're standing still.
>he thinks going faster is mogging
lol, you're not mogging anyone with your 55kg frame and toothpick arms, fren
I roon because it is fun. But if we are talking about cardio for gains/physique/cutting then rowing is king. Not even a competition.
I ride my mtb like religiously.
I can't run, I tell myself, bc meniscus surgery 2 years ago and hip injury.
But I fucked up my Achilles by over use.
Now I walk alot, just practicing alignment and weight placement aka barefoot walking.
Now able to jog again for short distance.
Still ride bike but balance with walking j20v0
I bought a bike (idk what kind, not a fancy road/racing bike though) and the seat is super uncomfortable, it hurts a bit to ride it and lowers my enjoyment. Salesperson said I'd get used to it but it's been a few months of very casual riding and it still feels the same. Do I really just need to ride more or should I look up some sort of special seat that actually focuses on cushion over aerodynamics or whatever?
Wear cycling bib. You can put a short over it if you're insecure
Thanks but that sounds like it would be overkill for me seeing as I'm really just trying to take casual half hour rides around town.
big foam cushioned seats are typically going to result in numb peen unless you get one with a cutout like the ones above
there are cushioned versions for $30-60 that change riding entirely
Either your seat is too high (which can lead to lots of issues) or maybe your saddle isn't wide enough for your sit bones and you're just sitting on your soft tissue.
reminder that you will get smeared like cream cheese if your stupid ass rides a bike in the street
no I dont care what the laws are
bring it on bitch
Swimming and rowing are both so much better than cycling it's insane anyone would even mention cycling.