could you whoop John lennons ass?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d beat the piss out of him then rape Yoko for 24 hours straight periodically stopping to knock him out again every time he regains consciousness.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, people are shit at fighting if they're dead.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Your Anal Nightmare

    Didn't somebody pull a gun on this guy and prove he can't beat a bullet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Lennon was apparently a really unlikable piece of shit. Ugly homosexual too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. Used to beat both of his wives, too. "Imagine there's no heaven"? Imagine taking a fucking bath, John.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's HILARIOUS!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how human asses work.
      Is he a bear?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit imagine having a bigger ass than your wife. that’s horrid

      • 3 weeks ago
        From the slums of bhingari hello sirs

        Yellow fever does crazy things to a muhfugga

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf why do they both have such weird asses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cause it's a doctored photo you moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      built for bbc

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raw strength:
    Ringo > Paul > John > George
    In a fight:
    John > George > Paul > Ringo
    John has the most experience from beating Yoko
    George is rage boosted
    Paul underestimates them
    Ringo is the strongest Beatle but has too much peace and love

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would I want to do that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought he was cringe, but this sounds pretty based.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was a big shitposter who got eventually pussywhipped by the asiatic bitch because of his terminal mommy issues

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pussy whipped? Didn't he beat her though lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk, he definitely beat his first wife, but got all remorseful about it later, so the two aren't entirely mutually exclusive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, his "Peace & Love" stuff was just a LARP front for the normalfags, he was in reality closer to /ourguy/ Patrick Bateman.

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought he was cringe, but this sounds pretty based.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how did they get away with it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a time before social media.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a time before social media.

          The Beatles were a tool by the you-know-whos for social upheaval, they had the power to keep their behaviour under wraps.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/5MgtZP3.jpg

        why would I want to do that?

        lennon was based. beat up his wifes, manipulated and trolled people, artistic genius, used shitload of drugs ( including heroin when he was in nyc). only cringe thing he did was being a beta for yoko. even tho he admitted to hitting her as well

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He cheated on yoko as well. One time they were at some party together and he fucked another women right there against the coat rack while she was in the other room and could hear everything. That dude was abusive as fuck, mentally and physically

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if he was so bad then why didn't she leave him

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because he was a charming, intelligent genius superstar artist? these things kinda makeup for any behaviour really. doesn't make him any less of a drug-abusing wifebeating cheating manipulative deadbeat dad

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EEAAAEEEAAYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAEAAEA

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me with the Asian GF I got by being white and tall despite all my other failings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this bitch ruined him but just imagine how insane the pussy was

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were hippies - the pussy would have been hairy and smelly.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >POV: You're John's wife

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left his right side wide open

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could you whoop keith lemons ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd pay good money to kick the shit out of this crying pussy. Can't respect him after desperately trying to save face when BLM started coming for people.
      Snidy fuck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is he

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing against John and the Beatles, but no question I would HEEM John into next week. (rest in peace)

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if john lennon was alive i'd love to beat his face in until it was hamburger meat

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A child could destroy him.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's doc oc from spiderman 2!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was a beta dork but one look at him and you can he still has more T than a beta dork today. Its like the 70s, and he has so much T. you can see it on him. crazy how a beta dork from the 70s has more T than an average man today. wtf???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he could fuck unlimited , including your mom. that raises testoterone by a lot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bitches, hoes, did SwoleShack jannies update the filter

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, easily.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe, but I know for certain he isn't bulletproof.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is actually quite surprising how good those sunglasses look on him.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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