Could you take a tiger?
I could take a shit.
my headlock is pretty strong... if he was sleeping like that, i could sneak behind and it would be over for him in 10 sec
Lmao even if you somehow managed to get the tiger in a chokehold you would lose your arm the second it wakes up. Humans can't do much with their hands to your arm once it's around their neck, but a tiger could rip it off with its claw easily
I have very sturdy knucle from punching walls as a kid.
Maybe i could give it brain damage
What? Why would you release the choke once it's unconscious? Blood chokes can easily kill.
I meant when he wakes up from sleeping, not from passing out because of the chokehold. The tiger would feel something around its neck, wake up, rip your arm off and eat you
Blocks your path
With a long knife and if i m in psysichal perfection perahps.
easy, just jump around him and engage RNC (rear naked choke)
As a boxer of 12 years, probably. He would run at me and reveal raise his claws, revealing his belly. My liver punch is really accurate and powerful so I could incapacitate him in one hit. I'll probably get hit by a claw but nothing major. Then I would find a rock and bash his head in while he's immobile.
>Tigers have evolved specifically to kill and eat large mammals in order to survive
>that means they are capable of tanking things like a grown buffalo's charge
>some autist on SwoleShack thinks he could incapacitate a tiger with a fucking punch because he boxes
The tiger wouldn't even feel it
>tigers have evolved to kill
SO HAVE I
What are you going to carry your intestines home in?
holy shit stop embarrassing the sport and yourself. Nature doesn't give a fuck if you're a boxer, mt, bjj, karate, bullshido grandmaster of 40 years. without tools, a Human being, an extraordinary one even, doesn't stand a chance against a hungry healthy Tiger.
ok takamura, next you're going to tell me your fought off a bear
you would shit your pants as soon as it started running at you. you don't have the mental capacity to fight a tiger, let alone the physical strength.
Ain't nobody on SwoleShack taking down a fucking tiger.
Fuckin losers, the lot of you
Weak betas go back to plebbit
im a chimpanzee so I can rip the tigers face off
An adult male tiger weighs about 600 pounds (lean, sub 10% body fat), has a 10 000 pound swipe force which can literally break an animals spine with a singular blow, 1050 PSI bite force (human bite is around 130 PSI) with 3-4 inch long canine teeth. can run up to 40 miles per hour and leap 16 feet high in the air.
You can cope with however you want, but when this 600 pound apex predator beast leaps at 40 miles per hour at you swiping left and right with its mouth wide open going straight to your jugular you're dead no matter what MMA training you went through or which roids you take. Unless you have a gun you're done.
Nah, I could beat a tiger.
A human can throw a rock with enough power to shatter a tiger's skull. You just have to make sure you don't miss.
This. Just do whatever training pitchers do and chuck a 100mph rock at it's skull while it's sleeping.
more liek can a tiger take me
No, there is a tiger 2 miles from my house in a wildlife park and I have seen I jump and run. I'd have no chance. If it jumped at me there would be know it wasn't knocking me or anyone else over.
If he was asleep and I had my AR
>Could you take a tiger?
Maybe with a gun.
of course. falcon punch to the nose, evade the shredding claws and finish with a bonegrinder
Probably if I had some light upper body armor to deflect his claws while grappling
If you load it up for me first
The only way to take it down would be with a spear
the fact animals can get this ripped simply by eating and sleeping all day makes me think humans are doing something fundamentally wrong in regards to muscle gain. I've seen countless pics of people who claim to lift weights 5 times a week and still look really weak. what's their secret?
We don't feed tigers corn and bigmacs
We're pack hunters. We evolved to be this skinny because quantity > quality
You're better off with 3 weaklings than 1 chad especially when projectile weapons come into play.
why do it then? why fight against our genes just to look slightly bigger
Because it's attractive.
>Yeah, I could take that tig -ACK!
>Yeah, I could take that tig -ACK!
They killed that tiger.
with guns,dyels wouldnt stand a chance barehanded
>humans fighting barehanded
What a ridiculous idea. Humans have no natural weapons. Even at your most unarmed you can bash down a young tree with a sharp rock and now you have a quarterstaff.
meat heads are devolved humans. let them think barehanded combat is how humans made it over time lmao
still mogged,they wouldve lost barehanded was my point subhuman
Okay let's see a tiger pull a 160+ longbow.
That's what I thought, you're inferior to humans. You'll make a fine carpet.
3 chads > 3 weaklings > 1 chad
3 chads would turn into 3 weakling because of starvation.
by definition of what chad is there is no risk of starvation
cope seeth and dilate retard
Then "chad" will simply starve to death.
>We evolved to be this skinny because quantity > quality
Well, not only that but we're a lot bigger on just wearing our prey down over time. Humans are top tier endurance animals, we can keep running at a solid pace for hours while most animals will start overheating and become exhausted, and we overcome the physical weakness with tools so we just tire animals out until they just can't run anymore and get 5-6 of us with spears just prison shanking them.
because we minmaxed the faggiest strategy for hunting ever
>bro just jog slightly faster than walking pace for four hours and then when you find the animal, don't even get near it, just throw a rock at it it
>slaughters countless species and holds dominion over all of earth because of it
Cope more tigercel. Endurance Chad's run the world
Persistence hunting has never been proven to be real so there's no reason to even consider that theory.
It's all projectile weapons and long melee weapons like spears.
We don't sleep all day. We're employed.
With a big rock? Probably. With 5 other men who also have big rocks? Oh yeah, I think we're eating meat tonight vavemanons.
what was he thinking? Even if he managed to strike the tiger I doubt it would do much,also the camera angle here is so perfect,quite cinematic almost,it's like a shot of something you'd see out of a trailer but never see that particular scene in the actual movie.
The end result of that 3 second attack if I remember correctly is that pajeet almost had his arm ripped off and it was hanging on by a few tendons.
That guy got absolutely fucked up from that encounter. One swipe from that tigers paw tore his arm apart.
where can I find the full video? Or does it end there and we get nothing but an article detailing the incident.
I’m sure if you google hard enough you will find it. The arm is shown in the rest of the video. The tiger made one swipe with his claw and fucked the dude up hardcore.
I'd bet there was alot of screaming.poor guy.
damn,that arm is dead meat man.
The impressive thing about this vid is that the tiger goes straight for the jeet with no hesitation while completely ignoring the elephant as if its just a whatever rock formation or something lmao
no. BUT I absolutely invite you to try to take on one in the wild all alone and with no gun,stone,knife,or weapon that hasn't been attached to your physical body since you were born.
grasshopper style beats tiger style most of the time
>Could you take a tiger?
Mmh yeah I think so
Yeah I could take him...
What if he sees you first? They have really good senses
I can provide lots of head pats and ear scratches for good kitties.
oh no, I'm not sure what I'd do if he pounced on me...
I think I can fuck up a tiger with bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.
First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway.
With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
Nice larp you DYEL turbo homosexual virgin mofo
Kek my 16 year old orange cat would fuck you up.
>it’s not orange
You must channel your inner honey badger to defeat your enemies. You will die, but you must have enough pure crackhead animalistic savagery within you to mortally wound the faggy tiger in the process. Causing him to be unable to hunt and slowly starve to death. Inhibiting injuries are a death sentence for predators.
No human could take a tiger with any less than a spear or longsword, and even then the odds are not in his favor.
People have killed grizzly bears with just pocket knives. A grizzly would tear a tiger apart in seconds.
Show me a source for either of those statements.
Even the biggest tigers already struggle to fight some of the smallest bears. Sloth bears win more often than they lose and they are miniature sized compared to grizzlies.
A grizzly bear would literally fucking rape any tiger to death in mere seconds considering they're more than twice the size of even the biggest tigers.
In a fair fight not likely, but I'd be willing to bet the tiger has some weakness I could exploit for a cheap kill
Yeah I can
I couldn't imagine how strong their jaws must be, could rip off your meat piece by piece
I don't wanna fight a tiger. I wanna be it's fren.
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