I'm a christian and AIDS haven't been deadly in decades.
I hope you straight boys have a nice day before you end up shooting up a school or killing a woman for not being a virgin or killing your wives and children.
>I'm a christian and AIDS haven't been deadly in decades.
>I hope you straight boys have a nice day before you end up shooting up a school or killing a woman for not being a virgin or killing your wives and children.
Yeah, you sound like a fucking stellar christian.
in 10-15 years I will be laughing my homophobic ass off when you have to start wearing diapers to keep the shit from falling out your utterly annihilated anus. Try finding "cute levis" when you have an adult diaper to shove down them pants lmao
Again, AIDS haven't been deadly in years. I know you incels never have sex but at least have some basic sex education.
[...]
You have been on this board all day, don't you take breaks to go have gay sex?
I don't need to stop using my phone when having sex.
>how you straight men can be attracted to women
pussy feels really, really good. you should try it sometime.
No thanks, putting the most important part of the male body in a literal pus filled bleeding front hole sounds really bad, and looking at how suicidal and depressed you striaght boys are, seems unhealthy too.
You should try having sex with men, maybe you straight boys will quit being unhappy that way.
[...]
The religion that randomly explodes and bathes in cow poop? Yeah I can see why you might think that.
>No thanks, putting the most important part of the male body in a literal pus filled bleeding front hole sounds really bad, and looking at how suicidal and depressed you striaght boys are, seems unhealthy too.
fair enough. but don't you homos put penis into each other's shitholes. pussy is cleaner than asshole.
No anon, it isn't. Women have terrible hygiene, specially compared to gay men. You should try washing your ass and being with a man who does the same, i can guarantee you you will stop with your pathetic str8 simping.
>buttholes are cleaner than pussies
what even is this cope? you literally have to prepare for getting fucked in the ass so you don’t shit everywhere
12 months ago
Anonymous
> He thinks women don't have to wash
Ah, i'm talking with a virgin who has never even been near a woman. Of course.
>Women have terrible hygiene, specially compared to gay men.
You stick your penis into poopchutes.
I have nothing against you making out or rubbing dicks or whatever the hell else you people do, but anal sex is fucking repulsive.
Sure pal, that's why you str8 boys constantly BEG your wives to let you do anal with them, lmao.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I live with my girlfriend whose pussy has never smelled “off”. Of course you have to wash, but that’s not what I’m talking about.
I’m talking about how you have to douche the shit out of your asshole before anal so that it doesn’t get all over the sick or fly out when the dick is removed
12 months ago
Anonymous
The fact that you keep saying "pussy" shows you're a sexless incel dude. Stop making fantasies of having a girlfriend who doesn't even need to wash lmao. Women have shit hygiene.
>I’m talking about how you have to douche the shit out of your asshole before anal so that it doesn’t get all over the sick or fly out when the dick is removed
And? You being a straight boy that never washes his ass is like, your problem dude. Not that it surprises me you don't care about hygiene when you're a sexless incel. Imagine thinking having proper hygiene is bad, or worse yet, that women don't need to take care of their bodies. Do you also think women don't fart? I've seen people in SwoleShack talk about how women's shit actually smells good. I think straight men shouldn't be allowed to call themselves straight if they have never even interacted with a woman.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I never said she doesn’t wash or that I don’t wash my ass regularly, I’m talking about the fact that shit will fly out of an asshole after you take your dick out if the ass isn’t douched first. It’s fucking gross.
Some women will smell bad even if they wash due to pH imbalances and what it. My girls snatch is prime time and has never smelled foul.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>My girls snatch is prime time and has never smelled foul.
Oh the fanfics incels make.
12 months ago
Anonymous
She’s just got healthy pussy flora bro.. it’s nice.
12 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but you seem to have put a hell of a lot of thought into anal sex and poo
12 months ago
Anonymous
It’s just the obvious logistical problems with the act. It can quickly become a poopy messy messy
12 months ago
Anonymous
>that's why you str8 boys constantly BEG your wives to let you do anal with them, lmao.
No. That's not a straight thing; it's a zoomer thing.
Are you the Uruguayan from /misc/ & SwoleShack?
Branching out to other boards, eh?
I respect the hustle. Genuinely.
12 months ago
Anonymous
He's on SwoleShack because he's getting rangedbanned from SwoleShack LMAO same homosexual avatarfags on SwoleShack and /vrpg/. Can't believe the mods are incompetent enough to rangeban him from posting images one board but can't rangeban him from all boards.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>He thinks women don't have to wash
Wash her body? Sure, just like a man
Vaginal cleaning? No absolutely not, vaginas are self-cleaning. ‘Vaginal soaps’ or similar products are not only stupid, but actively harmful: they’ll destroy the vaginal microbiome which makes it more likely to have fungal infections and the like.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>vaginas are self-cleaning
Your girlfriend is lying to you. LMAO you have probably licked a vagine, what a cuckold.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Can confirm this is bs. Still shudder thinking about the chicks I’ve been with that had nasty, smelly pussy. Idk how dudes can eat that shit out.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Vaginas are "self-cleaning" in the same way a foreskin and glans penis is "self-cleaning"
They're self-maintaining microbiomes you don't want to disrupt with soap, but you still need to fucking wash.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>vaginas are self-cleaning
young babies are really getting their foreskins cut off for "hygiene reasons" while women are still allowed to perpetuate this dumb meme
12 months ago
Anonymous
Too right, women should have their vaginal canal cut out at birth
/s
12 months ago
Anonymous
The equivalent is labia and clitoral hood. The parts that need cleaning.
12 months ago
Anonymous
vaginas are not comparable to foreskin, you're thinking of a labia. But you're right if we're going to mutilate boys and steal their foreskin all girls should be pressured into labiaplasty.
12 months ago
Anonymous
The vaginal canal is naturally acidic, it is self-cleaning as long as you don't stash anything stupid in there and keep the outside vulva clean. Regular douching of the vaginal canal is a meme and would only fuck up the ph. If your girl's pussy smells bad, either she is sick, or she is a nasty goblin who doesn't bathe.
Also, circumcision inflicted on babies is purely mutilation. Foreskin, like the vulva, can easily be cleaned...and just as easily get nasty without proper care.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>If your girl's pussy smells bad, either she is sick, or she is a nasty goblin who doesn't bathe.
Or she's eating goyslop that causes secretory glands to secrete foul odors. Same reason people's armpits stink so much, if you eat clean your body odor will be very mild.
>Women have terrible hygiene, specially compared to gay men.
You stick your penis into poopchutes.
I have nothing against you making out or rubbing dicks or whatever the hell else you people do, but anal sex is fucking repulsive.
12 months ago
Anonymous
This post is so fucking retarded >I HAVE to party every day >I HAVE to eat out almost every day
I was a short, thin, male with no balls. Before lifting my diet consisted of 1400 calories on average daily. This wasn't hard to maintain at all and took no effort. One or two binge drinking days out of a month isn't going to increase calories so much you gain fat, hell, unless you're drinking high sugar fruity drinks, vodka has no fucking calories, just drink that unless you NEED those stupid sugar filled drinks.
Since lifting my maintenance calories are now at 1800 daily, and since I'm lifting, I can eat 2100 and mostly gain muscle. >eating out
Eating out with friends occasionally won't make you fat unless you're eating 3k+ in that meal, which is possible with fast food.
Its not hard to maintain a nutritious diet on 1600 calories a day, chicken, vegetables, some fruit, done.
Just another fucking example of women whining about nothing.
This used to be the case, but modern gay men are gross. It used to be gay men would full shave/wax themselves, neat groomed hair+eyebrows, know a bunch about skincare and anal prepping, meanwhile women barely wiped their asses or washed their vagina, now modern gays are fat and have the anal hygeine of a typical american.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>One or two binge drinking days out of a month
Do you not realise that the average female university student is binge-drinking several times per week year-round?
The pussy itself feels analogous to a fleshlight. If it were just about the feel on your cock you'd get the fleshlight. If it were just about the sex, you'd see a hooker.
>calls other's incels >assumes women are automatons without any self-control >tells other people to touch grass
have sex. or don't. just in case you pass along your retard genes.
Lawd have mercy I’d fucking snap her like a twig. Something about fucking chicks that you can throw around instead of the fat cows that weigh more than you
Lawd have mercy I’d fucking snap her like a twig. Something about fucking chicks that you can throw around instead of the fat cows that weigh more than you
That's allykitten btw. Camgirl. As a petite latina lover she is one of my all time favorites.
I used to be fat, but here's the thing. It takes less time and effort to not be fat. You only have to do ONE FUCKING THING. Nothing. If you don't eat, you don't get fat period.
I mean, it is true that portion sizes at most places are inflated and cater to fatties/tall people, so if a group of friends go out to eat and a 5’2 woman eats the same dish as a 6’0 man, of course she’ll be at more of a surplus. That’s not an excuse though, the key is being aware of it and just stopping when you’re full.
If she drinks water while the men drink beer, that more than makes up for any difference in height and size
Also, go to a restaurant with any women and she’ll INSIST on having dessert after the meal >There’s always room for dessert ahah 😀 You know I’ve always had a sweet tooth :^)
>most meals out are 1000kcal
America problem, plenty of places do reasonably sized and healthy meals where I live. >need to heavy drink
no, and even if you actually do, straight sprits are lower calorie than beer and rtds >eating disorders and mental health struggles
100% true though, consider all the anguish about appearance you see from men on SwoleShack then consider society is as a whole far more hyper-judgemental about women's appearance than men's.
>consider society is as a whole far more hyper-judgemental about women's appearance
Wrong. Women can wear jeans that go up past their belly button and gives them a fupa and no one blinks an eye.
All of these women will also be in relationships because even the ugliest girls could be in relationships if they lowered their standards, which is not the same for men.
The biggest antagonist to a woman's mental health are other women, especially crabs in a bucket. No man is going to give a single fuck if a woman orders a salad at their night out.
>society is as a whole far more hyper-judgemental about women's appearance than men's.
it's not 1980s anymore gramps. have you heard about fat acceptance
I think men severely underestimate how much of an advantage testosterone makes it for losing fat/building muscle compared to women, but the rest of the post is just excuse making. It's not extremely difficult to avoid heavy drinking and calorie dense foods 3x a week. She's making it seem like borderline alcoholism is a must to have a normal social life as a woman
And women severly underestimate how much work it takes for a man to have an ideal body compared to a woman. You know that STEM loser who never leaves his basement, is pale, built like a pencil, and 5'7? Yea if that were a chick then it's a 7+ out of 10 dependent on face.
No doubt it's easier to gain muscle if you are a man. But losing fat is mostly a push, and men cant just be thin but also need to have muscle. Women can be thin or muscular, and can be any height except 6'+. The above can be accomplished with zero exercise too, just diet. A man cant diet his way to being good looking without a 10/10 face. Most women can.
True, but I don't think the reddit OP ever claimed that it is easy for a man to get an ideal body. She is just arguing that men are underestimating how difficult it is to maintain low body fat as a woman. I think most men make it seem easier than it is because it's a lot easier for us to lose body fat due to testosterone.
As a former fatty it is 10x easier to lose weight than it is to gain good weight
Anyone that struggles with their weight is a fucking loser plain and simple.
Cook your own food
Go on a run every other day
gasp thats it you are now perma-thin and meet most mens thresholds for attractive. From there it's all about your face. Do the above you can still eat out, drink on weekends, and fit into whatever outfit you want.
But if you have to complain about being forced to cook your own meals like an adult and finding 30-40 minutes half the week to go for a run then you are just a pathetic individual who deserves neither respect or sympathy.
A regular sized woman can't really eat entire restaurant entrees on any regular basis.
Granted, she should be smaller and therefore able to go with less, but I get it. It's not as hard as a guy getting jacked, but it's a lot harder to look ok.
Who would have thought that drinking 3-4 days a week makes it hard to maintain a good physique?? Im shocked really.
Also lol that a woman can only have a fuffilling social life if she goes out every night to get wasted and pumped and dumped by random chads. Society is done.
“How am I supposed to lose weight??? I had to go to a work lunch today which means I have no choice but to inhale 2000 calories!! Ughhh this isn’t fair!!”
>Implying you can't order the salad >Implying the salad isn't going to be a healthy nutritious meal >Implying there won't be soup or starters you can have as a main >Implying you HAVE to drink (Just order a diet coke at the bar, nobody's going to ask if there's vodka in it, you're not in highschool)
Didn't read + don't care + reddit post + go back+ woman moment + greetings from Kazakhstan, also check this image that I have saved, god bless those anons.
It means Change My View, and not one person ITT has even tried (except from that one guy trying to convince people that vaginas are self-cleaning and that eating pussy is really cool and manly)
>le salads are calorie dense meme
Dressing on the side, no cheese if applicable. If you want to drink there are plenty of low calorie cocktails that any bar will make as well as the plethora of 100kcal hard seltzers out there. A proper woman shouldn't even be drinking that much to maintain her dignity. If you're going to be a sloppy drunk might as well be a fat slam pig that gets passed around.
>A proper woman shouldn't even be drinking that much to maintain her dignity.
Touch grass and speak to a real woman, there are no "proper women" with "dignity" in 2022 aside from the actual autists, who are likely ardent feminists or lesbians, or like effeminate KPOP queers.
>there are no "proper women" with "dignity" in 2022
True but that doesn't mean they shouldn't try. Imagine what your grandparents would've thought of a woman getting sloppy drunk out on the town. It was simply unheard of because it was unladylike.
Yeah, it’s maximum cope. My wife walks around at 120lbs at 5’7”, which is borderline underweight if you give BMI any credit, and she eats all the same kinds of unhealthy crap that I do, just in smaller quantities. The main things she has going for her are that she never snacks, doesn’t drink that often, and spends all day on her feet running around after our kids. It really isn’t hard for women to maintain a reasonably trim figure, they just need to employ a modicum of agency and self control.
>Average restaurant meal is 1000 calories plus drink or two
How about you eat until you are no longer hungry instead of cleaning the whole plate though? Are women actually retarded?
This is actually a very common psychological issue which probably results from being forced to clear their plate as a kid - it is truly unhinged for parents to tell their kids that they can't leave the table until they have finished all of their food, but most parents are not fit to be parents.
>I did chinups with 100 lbs strapped to my waist and 1 RM OHP with >90% BW while fasted and this whiny bitch wants to complain about running in place without having gorged herself first
love from Kazakhstan
I'm a thin woman (172cm/59kg) and I have had periods of doing all sorts of stuff. Eating out daily (and cleaning the plate), drinking 4x/wk, etc. I work out sporadically and inconsistently, usually not at all. I think my body adjusts my hunger so that my body stays the same amount of fat. I skip meals (usually breakfast, sometimes lunch too) regularly; you don't need 3 a day. I fast (typically, for just a day) every once in a while (less often, lately) and once did a 5day fast. Even if you feel you "have to" go out, nobody's gonna care if you're like "I'm already full" and just order a side with water. People may say this is "disordered" eating but that's just fat cope.
Tbh, way easier to just not eat than to go to the gym regularly and gorge yourself enough to build muscle.
>I think my body adjusts my hunger so that my body stays the same amount of fat.
Yes, all bodies do that unless they're metabolically broken by chronic goyslop consumption (particularly sugar) that short-circuits hunger signals and hormone patterns.
CMV: Most men severely underestimate the work women do in terms of working out/diet to just "not be fat".
>Tbh, way easier to just not eat than to go to the gym regularly and gorge yourself enough to build muscle.
I heard this all the time but I never got it. An hour run of 7-8 miles burns me around 900 calories at 150lb. One hour of a mildly boring activity then the rest of the day to eat whatever I want and stay beach lean. But men and women both refuse to do this for some reason.
I can run for like 10 minutes before I’m literally passing out and can’t breathe what’s hard to understand, cardio is utter misery not ‘slightly boring’. Much easier to just lounge around and learn to ignore the feeling of hunger (which also you don’t get as much if you don’t do anything tiring).
What do you set the treadmill for when you're "passing out"
Anything less than 8min mile pace is pathetic
you have to just build up to it. Eventually you can run 8 minute miles while holding a normal conversation. Any healthy person under 50 can reach that point, both men and women with a little dedication. Occasional hard running is also very good for building mental fortitude.
Jesus fucking Christ. Here's how much work it takes. >Hey anonette, we're ordering a round and some food, do you want anything? >I'll just have one or two drinks with no mixers. And thanks for the offer but I'll have dinner when I get home.
A 15 second conversation. That is all it takes to not get fat. >Hey anonette, we're going out again tomorrow night. You interested? >Thanks for the invitation, but I'm busy.
It's almost like these people are retarded. Let's have a look at the inverse. To get a body like a Hollywood Chris or prime Bale or Affleck you need to blast PEDs and lift 3 hours a day, 5 days a week, control everything you eat, weigh your food, eat well above maintenance, avoid drinking, avoid partying and get your blood work done every few weeks to make sure you're only knocking a few years off your life and not decades. If you get an easily attainable natty physique like fight club Pitt (which is still a year of calisthenics and cardio 3-4 days a week and a pretty strict diet) you get called a skinny homosexual by most men and also quite a few women (I get called a monkey pox homosexual almost every day).
>Try running on a treadmill on low calories
This makes me so fucking mad. I cut for a fucking year straight, did resistance training and cardio, both moderate intensity and sprint training. It's not some impossible task. Yeah it's not exactly fun but anyone can do it. How can you give up after trying it for one fucking day? The fact that there are people in this world with zero willpower astounds me. >Oh it's difficult, you're asking too much of me. Just accept me the way I am.
Fucking hell. And you just know there's some simp out there who would get down on his knees for this cow.
I’ve skimmed through this thread for all but 30 seconds and it might be the stupidest fag infested bullshit I’ve ever seen you people need to have a nice day get a grip
You have to remember that they think that they've been brainwashed to think doggy-bags are trashy, and would also instantly disqualify a man that took home leftovers.
I was doing OMAD and muay thai. Dudes on the fight team are doing 3 sessions a day while cutting and dehydrated. If you can't do phase 2 cardio for 30 mins without 3 meals a day the issue is your cardio is utter dog shit
>I have to drink heavily when I go out and I have to order a full meal at the restaurant and I have to go to the restaurant 3+ days a week
The social life point is bullshit. You can go out and either not drink or just drink in moderation. Nobody is gojng to give a fuck when they are already plastered whether or not you're still on the gargle. And who the fuck eats out so much? I light go to a restaurant max once a week on the weekends because my gf wants to, and even then I'm not ordering something unhealthy. So much cope
>And who the fuck eats out so much? I light go to a restaurant max once a week on the weekends because my gf wants to
You just answered your own question: Women. Given total freedom living on their own women will go out to eat all the time.
What is it with alocholic women and meme degree/work?
I have female friends in Doctor and STEM, and they don't drink as much as them. Looking at women with meme jobs like HR, marketing, and etc, they drink nearly every fucking day and act like whore.
>Women who are "just not fat" are typically making most of their meals, eating mostly nutritious food, working out 4+ times a week, barely eating out.
As anyone should >And side note... try running on the treadmill on a limited number of calories. Running is already hard, now you have to do it while you feel like garbage and you are slightly lightheaded :D.
I run 5k for a warm-up while in a 3 day fast.
I don't understand this. I used to drink like 3 litres of vodka a week and just order takeaways for most meals. Never got fat. Did feel like shit though. Always wondered how people got fat when I could live like that and not put on weight, but then I lived with an actual fat person and dated an actual fat person and the amount they eat is almost incomprehensible. You almost have to try really hard to put on weight.
Honestly this post isn't wrong. My ex was 5'1" and was getting chubby so she asked me for help dieting, it shocked her to actually run the numbers and see how much a person her size was able to eat.
That being said the shit posted in that cap is literally also how I eat and plan meals as a 6'2" bodybuilder so I'm not sure there's much of a difference. An extra 1000 calories will torpedo your physique no matter what your size is. I guess the primary issue is that femlets can't really overindulge ever whereas manmores can do it once in a while.
As a followup to this it's probably relevant to add that at her size she also refused to do any fitness so her TDEE was literally like 1200 calories. It annoyed me that she was so stubborn about working out but it made me realize that most people don't workout and 1200 calories is pretty fucking small so I gained some sympathy for them.
CMV: women are retarded and not even they think you should listen to what they say, which is why the more privileges they get the more sad and bitchy they become. This divide and drop in happiness in both sexes is a result of israeli/Zionist propaganda heavily propagated in the early 20th century and ignorant men allowing it to occur
Screenshot OP aside, I do sorta get it.
Most of the lads in here are just being butts but I think the point goes deeper than what OP is saying, and they're on the cusp of realizing it. That it's the lifestyle and culture that must change. If you need to go out for drinks and go to restaurants to have a social life then perhaps you should re-arrange how you go about socializing.
To try and be productive, they should consider inviting friends over for dinners and drinks, where what you eat and drink can be much more controlled (and cheaper), or alternative social activities. Tennis with business associates, a shitty recreational soccer team with your friends, skating for dates, ect. Not just active things either maybe go to a museum, join a class/club together, or go shopping, doesn't have to be high class.
I like doing things alone, the only reason I’d want to see someone is if I was getting drunk with them and blowing off steam, otherwise all that shit sounds like a gay waste of time. Yeah let me spend 5 hours a week on intramural soccer lmao. Really you should be going out and doing things that interest you and you should hypothetically just meet acquaintances with similar interests there.
I assume women do nothing to lose weight. So I guess getting a diet coke with their 6 big macs and 2 gallons of fries is "more work" than I think they put in.
>posting a r*ddit screenshot for any reason
Go back
>Not checking my trips
I think it's you who needs to go back
https://www.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/c3c6j3/cmv_most_men_severely_underestimate_the_work/
>reddit screencap thread
Shotgun.
Mouth.
Now.
Fuck off reddit fag
> Not eating like a fucking pig is too hard, men should praise me for it 🙁
I will never understand how you straight men can be attracted to women, they sound awful.
I hope you find God before you die from aids.
I'm a christian and AIDS haven't been deadly in decades.
I hope you straight boys have a nice day before you end up shooting up a school or killing a woman for not being a virgin or killing your wives and children.
You have been on this board all day, don't you take breaks to go have gay sex?
>I'm a christian and AIDS haven't been deadly in decades.
>I hope you straight boys have a nice day before you end up shooting up a school or killing a woman for not being a virgin or killing your wives and children.
Yeah, you sound like a fucking stellar christian.
in 10-15 years I will be laughing my homophobic ass off when you have to start wearing diapers to keep the shit from falling out your utterly annihilated anus. Try finding "cute levis" when you have an adult diaper to shove down them pants lmao
Duality of man
Get AIDS and die, homosexual.
Again, AIDS haven't been deadly in years. I know you incels never have sex but at least have some basic sex education.
I don't need to stop using my phone when having sex.
No thanks, putting the most important part of the male body in a literal pus filled bleeding front hole sounds really bad, and looking at how suicidal and depressed you striaght boys are, seems unhealthy too.
You should try having sex with men, maybe you straight boys will quit being unhappy that way.
The religion that randomly explodes and bathes in cow poop? Yeah I can see why you might think that.
>No thanks, putting the most important part of the male body in a literal pus filled bleeding front hole sounds really bad, and looking at how suicidal and depressed you striaght boys are, seems unhealthy too.
fair enough. but don't you homos put penis into each other's shitholes. pussy is cleaner than asshole.
No anon, it isn't. Women have terrible hygiene, specially compared to gay men. You should try washing your ass and being with a man who does the same, i can guarantee you you will stop with your pathetic str8 simping.
>buttholes are cleaner than pussies
what even is this cope? you literally have to prepare for getting fucked in the ass so you don’t shit everywhere
> He thinks women don't have to wash
Ah, i'm talking with a virgin who has never even been near a woman. Of course.
Sure pal, that's why you str8 boys constantly BEG your wives to let you do anal with them, lmao.
I live with my girlfriend whose pussy has never smelled “off”. Of course you have to wash, but that’s not what I’m talking about.
I’m talking about how you have to douche the shit out of your asshole before anal so that it doesn’t get all over the sick or fly out when the dick is removed
The fact that you keep saying "pussy" shows you're a sexless incel dude. Stop making fantasies of having a girlfriend who doesn't even need to wash lmao. Women have shit hygiene.
>I’m talking about how you have to douche the shit out of your asshole before anal so that it doesn’t get all over the sick or fly out when the dick is removed
And? You being a straight boy that never washes his ass is like, your problem dude. Not that it surprises me you don't care about hygiene when you're a sexless incel. Imagine thinking having proper hygiene is bad, or worse yet, that women don't need to take care of their bodies. Do you also think women don't fart? I've seen people in SwoleShack talk about how women's shit actually smells good. I think straight men shouldn't be allowed to call themselves straight if they have never even interacted with a woman.
I never said she doesn’t wash or that I don’t wash my ass regularly, I’m talking about the fact that shit will fly out of an asshole after you take your dick out if the ass isn’t douched first. It’s fucking gross.
Some women will smell bad even if they wash due to pH imbalances and what it. My girls snatch is prime time and has never smelled foul.
>My girls snatch is prime time and has never smelled foul.
Oh the fanfics incels make.
She’s just got healthy pussy flora bro.. it’s nice.
NTA but you seem to have put a hell of a lot of thought into anal sex and poo
It’s just the obvious logistical problems with the act. It can quickly become a poopy messy messy
>that's why you str8 boys constantly BEG your wives to let you do anal with them, lmao.
No. That's not a straight thing; it's a zoomer thing.
Are you the Uruguayan from /misc/ & SwoleShack?
Branching out to other boards, eh?
I respect the hustle. Genuinely.
He's on SwoleShack because he's getting rangedbanned from SwoleShack LMAO same homosexual avatarfags on SwoleShack and /vrpg/. Can't believe the mods are incompetent enough to rangeban him from posting images one board but can't rangeban him from all boards.
>He thinks women don't have to wash
Wash her body? Sure, just like a man
Vaginal cleaning? No absolutely not, vaginas are self-cleaning. ‘Vaginal soaps’ or similar products are not only stupid, but actively harmful: they’ll destroy the vaginal microbiome which makes it more likely to have fungal infections and the like.
>vaginas are self-cleaning
Your girlfriend is lying to you. LMAO you have probably licked a vagine, what a cuckold.
Can confirm this is bs. Still shudder thinking about the chicks I’ve been with that had nasty, smelly pussy. Idk how dudes can eat that shit out.
Vaginas are "self-cleaning" in the same way a foreskin and glans penis is "self-cleaning"
They're self-maintaining microbiomes you don't want to disrupt with soap, but you still need to fucking wash.
>vaginas are self-cleaning
young babies are really getting their foreskins cut off for "hygiene reasons" while women are still allowed to perpetuate this dumb meme
Too right, women should have their vaginal canal cut out at birth
/s
The equivalent is labia and clitoral hood. The parts that need cleaning.
vaginas are not comparable to foreskin, you're thinking of a labia. But you're right if we're going to mutilate boys and steal their foreskin all girls should be pressured into labiaplasty.
The vaginal canal is naturally acidic, it is self-cleaning as long as you don't stash anything stupid in there and keep the outside vulva clean. Regular douching of the vaginal canal is a meme and would only fuck up the ph. If your girl's pussy smells bad, either she is sick, or she is a nasty goblin who doesn't bathe.
Also, circumcision inflicted on babies is purely mutilation. Foreskin, like the vulva, can easily be cleaned...and just as easily get nasty without proper care.
>If your girl's pussy smells bad, either she is sick, or she is a nasty goblin who doesn't bathe.
Or she's eating goyslop that causes secretory glands to secrete foul odors. Same reason people's armpits stink so much, if you eat clean your body odor will be very mild.
>Women have terrible hygiene, specially compared to gay men.
You stick your penis into poopchutes.
I have nothing against you making out or rubbing dicks or whatever the hell else you people do, but anal sex is fucking repulsive.
This post is so fucking retarded
>I HAVE to party every day
>I HAVE to eat out almost every day
I was a short, thin, male with no balls. Before lifting my diet consisted of 1400 calories on average daily. This wasn't hard to maintain at all and took no effort. One or two binge drinking days out of a month isn't going to increase calories so much you gain fat, hell, unless you're drinking high sugar fruity drinks, vodka has no fucking calories, just drink that unless you NEED those stupid sugar filled drinks.
Since lifting my maintenance calories are now at 1800 daily, and since I'm lifting, I can eat 2100 and mostly gain muscle.
>eating out
Eating out with friends occasionally won't make you fat unless you're eating 3k+ in that meal, which is possible with fast food.
Its not hard to maintain a nutritious diet on 1600 calories a day, chicken, vegetables, some fruit, done.
Just another fucking example of women whining about nothing.
This used to be the case, but modern gay men are gross. It used to be gay men would full shave/wax themselves, neat groomed hair+eyebrows, know a bunch about skincare and anal prepping, meanwhile women barely wiped their asses or washed their vagina, now modern gays are fat and have the anal hygeine of a typical american.
>One or two binge drinking days out of a month
Do you not realise that the average female university student is binge-drinking several times per week year-round?
Pussies typically don't have E. Coli
>I don't need to stop using my phone when having sex.
i lost
>putting the most important part of the male body in a literal pus filled bleeding front hole sounds really bad
t. shitdick
>how you straight men can be attracted to women
pussy feels really, really good. you should try it sometime.
The pussy itself feels analogous to a fleshlight. If it were just about the feel on your cock you'd get the fleshlight. If it were just about the sex, you'd see a hooker.
Source?
pls be in uruguay
How did you know?
it's in the name
>2-3 nights a week of heavy drinking
That’s fucking alcoholism bitch that’s not something you’re supposed to do
found the incels - go outside and touch grass NOW.
>calls other's incels
>assumes women are automatons without any self-control
>tells other people to touch grass
have sex. or don't. just in case you pass along your retard genes.
When I was at uni being social was 5 nights of heavy drinking a week.
>I have to go to le restaurants and drik alcohol and party every day, I JUST DO
What a fag
I would not care even if that were true
Lawd have mercy I’d fucking snap her like a twig. Something about fucking chicks that you can throw around instead of the fat cows that weigh more than you
sexo
Much dick.
she could lose some weight
That's allykitten btw. Camgirl. As a petite latina lover she is one of my all time favorites.
I used to be fat, but here's the thing. It takes less time and effort to not be fat. You only have to do ONE FUCKING THING. Nothing. If you don't eat, you don't get fat period.
I mean, it is true that portion sizes at most places are inflated and cater to fatties/tall people, so if a group of friends go out to eat and a 5’2 woman eats the same dish as a 6’0 man, of course she’ll be at more of a surplus. That’s not an excuse though, the key is being aware of it and just stopping when you’re full.
If she drinks water while the men drink beer, that more than makes up for any difference in height and size
Also, go to a restaurant with any women and she’ll INSIST on having dessert after the meal
>There’s always room for dessert ahah 😀 You know I’ve always had a sweet tooth :^)
>most meals out are 1000kcal
America problem, plenty of places do reasonably sized and healthy meals where I live.
>need to heavy drink
no, and even if you actually do, straight sprits are lower calorie than beer and rtds
>eating disorders and mental health struggles
100% true though, consider all the anguish about appearance you see from men on SwoleShack then consider society is as a whole far more hyper-judgemental about women's appearance than men's.
>consider society is as a whole far more hyper-judgemental about women's appearance
Wrong. Women can wear jeans that go up past their belly button and gives them a fupa and no one blinks an eye.
All of these women will also be in relationships because even the ugliest girls could be in relationships if they lowered their standards, which is not the same for men.
The biggest antagonist to a woman's mental health are other women, especially crabs in a bucket. No man is going to give a single fuck if a woman orders a salad at their night out.
>society is as a whole far more hyper-judgemental about women's appearance than men's.
it's not 1980s anymore gramps. have you heard about fat acceptance
I love it when people blame "restaurant food" for being fat. Stupid fat retards.
I think men severely underestimate how much of an advantage testosterone makes it for losing fat/building muscle compared to women, but the rest of the post is just excuse making. It's not extremely difficult to avoid heavy drinking and calorie dense foods 3x a week. She's making it seem like borderline alcoholism is a must to have a normal social life as a woman
And women severly underestimate how much work it takes for a man to have an ideal body compared to a woman. You know that STEM loser who never leaves his basement, is pale, built like a pencil, and 5'7? Yea if that were a chick then it's a 7+ out of 10 dependent on face.
No doubt it's easier to gain muscle if you are a man. But losing fat is mostly a push, and men cant just be thin but also need to have muscle. Women can be thin or muscular, and can be any height except 6'+. The above can be accomplished with zero exercise too, just diet. A man cant diet his way to being good looking without a 10/10 face. Most women can.
Dont give their arugment weight.
True, but I don't think the reddit OP ever claimed that it is easy for a man to get an ideal body. She is just arguing that men are underestimating how difficult it is to maintain low body fat as a woman. I think most men make it seem easier than it is because it's a lot easier for us to lose body fat due to testosterone.
As a former fatty it is 10x easier to lose weight than it is to gain good weight
Anyone that struggles with their weight is a fucking loser plain and simple.
Cook your own food
Go on a run every other day
gasp thats it you are now perma-thin and meet most mens thresholds for attractive. From there it's all about your face. Do the above you can still eat out, drink on weekends, and fit into whatever outfit you want.
But if you have to complain about being forced to cook your own meals like an adult and finding 30-40 minutes half the week to go for a run then you are just a pathetic individual who deserves neither respect or sympathy.
Holy fuck the cope
She's not completely wrong.
A regular sized woman can't really eat entire restaurant entrees on any regular basis.
Granted, she should be smaller and therefore able to go with less, but I get it. It's not as hard as a guy getting jacked, but it's a lot harder to look ok.
She doesn't have to eat everything that's in front of her like a farm animal. To-do boxes are there for a reason. Stfu and stop defending fat cows.
Who would have thought that drinking 3-4 days a week makes it hard to maintain a good physique?? Im shocked really.
Also lol that a woman can only have a fuffilling social life if she goes out every night to get wasted and pumped and dumped by random chads. Society is done.
“How am I supposed to lose weight??? I had to go to a work lunch today which means I have no choice but to inhale 2000 calories!! Ughhh this isn’t fair!!”
The gay retard is posting disgusting images, please save me janny.
>Implying you can't order the salad
>Implying the salad isn't going to be a healthy nutritious meal
>Implying there won't be soup or starters you can have as a main
>Implying you HAVE to drink (Just order a diet coke at the bar, nobody's going to ask if there's vodka in it, you're not in highschool)
Weak willed, looking for excuses, NGMI
>social "life" only consists of getting hammered and eating horseshit
Normies deserve to get drugged and raped.
>I JUST HAVE TO ORDER A TON OF FOOD AND EAT AAAAAAAAALLLL OF IT
Didn't read + don't care + reddit post + go back+ woman moment + greetings from Kazakhstan, also check this image that I have saved, god bless those anons.
Thanks for the image anon. Very cool.
Here have a picture of me.
>>top has both an Adidas and a Nike logo
Not sure if it’s funnier if that’s intentional or unintentional.
what does CMV mean?
It means Change My View, and not one person ITT has even tried (except from that one guy trying to convince people that vaginas are self-cleaning and that eating pussy is really cool and manly)
The interior vagina is self cleaning.. you wash the outer parts.
>hobby revolves around eating food
>has trouble keeping fit
Folks, women...women...
Chad meets vagina
>le salads are calorie dense meme
Dressing on the side, no cheese if applicable. If you want to drink there are plenty of low calorie cocktails that any bar will make as well as the plethora of 100kcal hard seltzers out there. A proper woman shouldn't even be drinking that much to maintain her dignity. If you're going to be a sloppy drunk might as well be a fat slam pig that gets passed around.
>A proper woman shouldn't even be drinking that much to maintain her dignity.
Touch grass and speak to a real woman, there are no "proper women" with "dignity" in 2022 aside from the actual autists, who are likely ardent feminists or lesbians, or like effeminate KPOP queers.
>there are no "proper women" with "dignity" in 2022
True but that doesn't mean they shouldn't try. Imagine what your grandparents would've thought of a woman getting sloppy drunk out on the town. It was simply unheard of because it was unladylike.
>Touch grass and speak to a real woman
I'm married.
>salad
>no dressing
>lean chicken
There, I solved the problem.
Yeah, it’s maximum cope. My wife walks around at 120lbs at 5’7”, which is borderline underweight if you give BMI any credit, and she eats all the same kinds of unhealthy crap that I do, just in smaller quantities. The main things she has going for her are that she never snacks, doesn’t drink that often, and spends all day on her feet running around after our kids. It really isn’t hard for women to maintain a reasonably trim figure, they just need to employ a modicum of agency and self control.
>dude I HAVE to go out for food and drinks every night or I have literally no social life!!!!
women...
Not just at night, this is what they do for "work"
>don’t finish your food
>problem solved
Women are truly retarded
>young professional
dropped right there
back to work wagie
>Average restaurant meal is 1000 calories plus drink or two
How about you eat until you are no longer hungry instead of cleaning the whole plate though? Are women actually retarded?
This is actually a very common psychological issue which probably results from being forced to clear their plate as a kid - it is truly unhinged for parents to tell their kids that they can't leave the table until they have finished all of their food, but most parents are not fit to be parents.
do not give the replyfag any (You)s pls
Based. What do you usually post, anon?
Cringe
>I did chinups with 100 lbs strapped to my waist and 1 RM OHP with >90% BW while fasted and this whiny bitch wants to complain about running in place without having gorged herself first
love from Kazakhstan
this is like admitting you shit your pants and are proud people now have to smell your shit when in your proximity
>try running on the treadmill on a limited number of calories
I do all workouts and cardio fasted (0 calories), what is he trying to say here?
I'm a thin woman (172cm/59kg) and I have had periods of doing all sorts of stuff. Eating out daily (and cleaning the plate), drinking 4x/wk, etc. I work out sporadically and inconsistently, usually not at all. I think my body adjusts my hunger so that my body stays the same amount of fat. I skip meals (usually breakfast, sometimes lunch too) regularly; you don't need 3 a day. I fast (typically, for just a day) every once in a while (less often, lately) and once did a 5day fast. Even if you feel you "have to" go out, nobody's gonna care if you're like "I'm already full" and just order a side with water. People may say this is "disordered" eating but that's just fat cope.
Tbh, way easier to just not eat than to go to the gym regularly and gorge yourself enough to build muscle.
>I think my body adjusts my hunger so that my body stays the same amount of fat.
Yes, all bodies do that unless they're metabolically broken by chronic goyslop consumption (particularly sugar) that short-circuits hunger signals and hormone patterns.
>59kg
you could stand to lose a little weight
Literally on the lower half of Normal BMI.
>Tbh, way easier to just not eat than to go to the gym regularly and gorge yourself enough to build muscle.
I heard this all the time but I never got it. An hour run of 7-8 miles burns me around 900 calories at 150lb. One hour of a mildly boring activity then the rest of the day to eat whatever I want and stay beach lean. But men and women both refuse to do this for some reason.
I can run for like 10 minutes before I’m literally passing out and can’t breathe what’s hard to understand, cardio is utter misery not ‘slightly boring’. Much easier to just lounge around and learn to ignore the feeling of hunger (which also you don’t get as much if you don’t do anything tiring).
What do you set the treadmill for when you're "passing out"
Anything less than 8min mile pace is pathetic
you have to just build up to it. Eventually you can run 8 minute miles while holding a normal conversation. Any healthy person under 50 can reach that point, both men and women with a little dedication. Occasional hard running is also very good for building mental fortitude.
Excuses wont lead you anywhere, so I make them?
Jesus fucking Christ. Here's how much work it takes.
>Hey anonette, we're ordering a round and some food, do you want anything?
>I'll just have one or two drinks with no mixers. And thanks for the offer but I'll have dinner when I get home.
A 15 second conversation. That is all it takes to not get fat.
>Hey anonette, we're going out again tomorrow night. You interested?
>Thanks for the invitation, but I'm busy.
It's almost like these people are retarded. Let's have a look at the inverse. To get a body like a Hollywood Chris or prime Bale or Affleck you need to blast PEDs and lift 3 hours a day, 5 days a week, control everything you eat, weigh your food, eat well above maintenance, avoid drinking, avoid partying and get your blood work done every few weeks to make sure you're only knocking a few years off your life and not decades. If you get an easily attainable natty physique like fight club Pitt (which is still a year of calisthenics and cardio 3-4 days a week and a pretty strict diet) you get called a skinny homosexual by most men and also quite a few women (I get called a monkey pox homosexual almost every day).
I have zero sympathy for these people.
>Try running on a treadmill on low calories
This makes me so fucking mad. I cut for a fucking year straight, did resistance training and cardio, both moderate intensity and sprint training. It's not some impossible task. Yeah it's not exactly fun but anyone can do it. How can you give up after trying it for one fucking day? The fact that there are people in this world with zero willpower astounds me.
>Oh it's difficult, you're asking too much of me. Just accept me the way I am.
Fucking hell. And you just know there's some simp out there who would get down on his knees for this cow.
>most men and women are fat
Discussion over
I hate CICOtards and women so much it's unreal.
>young professional life revolves around food and drinks
Mine actually revolves around getting work done. Something these HR/influencer/marketing women do not understand.
>work
>to just not be fat
Literally eat less. What the fuck. STFU. Losing weight was easy, building muscle is hard.
>young professional social life
I’ve skimmed through this thread for all but 30 seconds and it might be the stupidest fag infested bullshit I’ve ever seen you people need to have a nice day get a grip
>get one dish at a restaurant
>eat half
>pack up the rest for later
>women cannot into problem solving
You have to remember that they think that they've been brainwashed to think doggy-bags are trashy, and would also instantly disqualify a man that took home leftovers.
Then they should go out with me. I'll finish whatever they don't
if i have a girlfriend she doesn't need social life
Tate bros keep winning
I was doing OMAD and muay thai. Dudes on the fight team are doing 3 sessions a day while cutting and dehydrated. If you can't do phase 2 cardio for 30 mins without 3 meals a day the issue is your cardio is utter dog shit
>eat less
My god so much work.
>be woman
>just have to walk 2 miles a day and not eat above 2k calories
oh yeah it's sure "Hard" to be a woman.
Eating more is more difficult than eating less.
It’s just because women are supposed to be a bit fat. They’re trying to fight their own biology.
Congrats OP, this is by far the dumbest shit ive seen this month
>2-3 night of heavy drinking
>BEING SLIM I-ISN'T EASY OKAY
>I have to drink heavily when I go out and I have to order a full meal at the restaurant and I have to go to the restaurant 3+ days a week
The social life point is bullshit. You can go out and either not drink or just drink in moderation. Nobody is gojng to give a fuck when they are already plastered whether or not you're still on the gargle. And who the fuck eats out so much? I light go to a restaurant max once a week on the weekends because my gf wants to, and even then I'm not ordering something unhealthy. So much cope
>And who the fuck eats out so much? I light go to a restaurant max once a week on the weekends because my gf wants to
You just answered your own question: Women. Given total freedom living on their own women will go out to eat all the time.
Drinking at all is an insane amount of calories.
What is it with alocholic women and meme degree/work?
I have female friends in Doctor and STEM, and they don't drink as much as them. Looking at women with meme jobs like HR, marketing, and etc, they drink nearly every fucking day and act like whore.
I like this post because it subconsciously illustrates the perils of modern living.
My ex wife did literally nothing but a 15 minute TRX workout a day and not fucking eating like a slob
She had the perfect slender female body
>Women who are "just not fat" are typically making most of their meals, eating mostly nutritious food, working out 4+ times a week, barely eating out.
As anyone should
>And side note... try running on the treadmill on a limited number of calories. Running is already hard, now you have to do it while you feel like garbage and you are slightly lightheaded :D.
I run 5k for a warm-up while in a 3 day fast.
>young professional
that's the problem
You should unironically have a nice day if you need that much attention on a board based on anonymity.
>anti-woman thread derails into pro-gay discussion
It's another thursday alright
>I have to drink all this alcohol and eat all this food and go out all the time AND stay in shape?
I don't understand this. I used to drink like 3 litres of vodka a week and just order takeaways for most meals. Never got fat. Did feel like shit though. Always wondered how people got fat when I could live like that and not put on weight, but then I lived with an actual fat person and dated an actual fat person and the amount they eat is almost incomprehensible. You almost have to try really hard to put on weight.
Honestly this post isn't wrong. My ex was 5'1" and was getting chubby so she asked me for help dieting, it shocked her to actually run the numbers and see how much a person her size was able to eat.
That being said the shit posted in that cap is literally also how I eat and plan meals as a 6'2" bodybuilder so I'm not sure there's much of a difference. An extra 1000 calories will torpedo your physique no matter what your size is. I guess the primary issue is that femlets can't really overindulge ever whereas manmores can do it once in a while.
As a followup to this it's probably relevant to add that at her size she also refused to do any fitness so her TDEE was literally like 1200 calories. It annoyed me that she was so stubborn about working out but it made me realize that most people don't workout and 1200 calories is pretty fucking small so I gained some sympathy for them.
CMV: women are retarded and not even they think you should listen to what they say, which is why the more privileges they get the more sad and bitchy they become. This divide and drop in happiness in both sexes is a result of israeli/Zionist propaganda heavily propagated in the early 20th century and ignorant men allowing it to occur
Screenshot OP aside, I do sorta get it.
Most of the lads in here are just being butts but I think the point goes deeper than what OP is saying, and they're on the cusp of realizing it. That it's the lifestyle and culture that must change. If you need to go out for drinks and go to restaurants to have a social life then perhaps you should re-arrange how you go about socializing.
To try and be productive, they should consider inviting friends over for dinners and drinks, where what you eat and drink can be much more controlled (and cheaper), or alternative social activities. Tennis with business associates, a shitty recreational soccer team with your friends, skating for dates, ect. Not just active things either maybe go to a museum, join a class/club together, or go shopping, doesn't have to be high class.
I like doing things alone, the only reason I’d want to see someone is if I was getting drunk with them and blowing off steam, otherwise all that shit sounds like a gay waste of time. Yeah let me spend 5 hours a week on intramural soccer lmao. Really you should be going out and doing things that interest you and you should hypothetically just meet acquaintances with similar interests there.
Work? What work? All you have to do is not shovel garbage in your face all day long.
I assume women do nothing to lose weight. So I guess getting a diet coke with their 6 big macs and 2 gallons of fries is "more work" than I think they put in.