Here's the rules:
>Post physique
>Most Chad thing you've ever done
>Most Chad piece of advice you've learned
I'll start.
Most Chad thing I've ever done:
>Bang hot ass girl from Tinder
>Nice plump ass, big tits
>6'1" so basically Vicky secret model height
>Have a threesome with her and some other girl I met at a party
>Her roommate overheard their moans of pleasure
>6'1" girl hates her roommate
>Finish threesome, walk outside shirtless
>Roommate sees me
>Visibly miring
>Ask for her Snapchat
>Literally get it right in front of the girls I just had a threesome with
>6'1" girl hates me, but IDGAF
>Bang again anyways
>End up banging the roommate she hates
>Been dating her for 6 months now, kek
>She cooks, cleans, sucks my dick daily, life is great fit senpai
Most Chad advice I've learned
>Always cherish your true friends. It sounds cheesy, but they will be there for you in the decades to come. Not many people will stay in your life for that long.
>If you want a better life, don't ask how you get it. Ask how to become the type of person who gets it.
Your turn, fit. Give me your best.
hmmm very pointy nipples
Obv he's not natty
how are you lean and muscular and still have an unaesthetically pleasing body
I think he looks fine
I agree. He has amazing ab insertions
You've got a bit of that chewed up bubblegum derek look going on.
Sorry kid, you can’t outlift shit genetics
>Held a girls hand once
>Every day you choose the pain of discipline or the pain of regret
Your body is surprisingly easier on the eyes
Do what you did every single day
If you’re so Chad, why are you stealing images?
>Most Chad thing you've ever done
Fuck OP's Mom right in front of him
>Most Chad piece of advice you've learned
To fuck OP's Mom while he watches.
Hahahahahaa
hello fello chads how are we doin today?
>Always cherish your true friends. It sounds cheesy, but they will be there for you in the decades to come. Not many people will stay in your life for that long.
This. Getting back in touch with my best friend from Junior high school was the best decision I've made in a long time. We always have endless conversation, so much fun together, and we're both there for each other like two brothers would be. Meanwhile, I instantly lost all contact with the fake friends from senior high school.
gay story i bet you two fucked lol
>t. doesn't have true friends
Welcome truefag
test
Welcome newfag
i probably will too. i really hope christianity is not literal and it's all a gaint metaphor bro.
>Fucked an Arab pro-Palestine activist while wearing my yarmulke and with a giant Israeli flag hanging in my room
>You should be cautious in life, but fear none but G-d
DYEL
True, but I don't care. I will get more muscular
You're a israelite, so you're probably like 5'7" and annoying as fuck. You can't lift away your cursed genetics.
damn what a fucking Chad!
That's literally a curb your enthusiasm episode
Idk I'm introverted as hell lol.
>Most Chad piece of advice you've learned
Only women, dogs, and children are loved unconditionally