Yeah it’s called having boundaries.
You can end any relationship easily as long as there aren’t kids involved.
If your bitch gets this fat just dump her, it’s not hard.
Here's how you do it. >You get in a relationship with a girl >You DON'T live with her >You DON'T see her every day >Each has their own life >You don't get married
Have a kid if you want. At that point her only way to have you around is to be a good woman. That's the only way you can retain power in today's society. >B-but marriage makes having a kid less costly
If you don't have the money to raise a kid maybe you shouldn't be fucking raw.
Besides, you don't have to live in America, go to a cheaper place where they don't speak English.
Who knows, women there might not be total feminist cunts.
There's nothing wrong with a list of tasks. It's like an IRL skinner box without the cocaine. You get a nice little endorphin rush every time you check off the next item.
If you don't like task lists you're probably a neet
For children you insufferable baiting gay. That man needs to give her two black eyes and lock her in the basement till she is officially broken and submissive.
You've never accomplished a goal in your life. Post body. You won't, tubby.
1 year ago
Anonymous
What’s a matter woman? The Depp trial and now Rowe. Very soon we will be able to treat you like you deserve you fucking whore. You won’t have to worry about carrying a child when we can kick you in the stomach legally.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You're a fat neet. I accept your concession.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You’re a dumb bitch who needs rape with a spiked dildo.
Doing chores itself isn't bad, divide up the labor. The problem is the "rewards" for doing them that is absolute bullshit. Spending time with your spouse should be part of the time you spend together and shouldn't be withheld, it'd imply they wouldn't want to spend the time to begin with and only do so as compensation
How far we've fallen from >Medieval: "My wife demands I fuck her more," was a legitimate legal alibi for a knight to not go on campaign >19th Century: Wifely duties include fucking her husband >Now: Begging for your wife to give you a pity handjob because you've done your chores
I'm no incel trust me but holy fuck does shit like this make me want to start strangling prostitutes, kek.
Marriage is about mutual respect. The second either party starts treating the other like a child, the relationship is destined to doom. Oh yeah and if a woman uses sex as leverage, fucking run from that relationship. I want a woman who wants to fuck me because she's HORNY, not because she wants the carpets vacuumed.
>if a woman uses sex as leverage, fucking run from that relationship.
The amount of simps that put up with this is amazing.
There is no bigger red flag for a woman than if she weaponises sex.
Men need to understand that women who do this are literal whores, who demand payment in forms other than money.
If your woman is like that, you need to ask yourself if you're getting your monies worth. The market for whores is much more competitive then you think.
The best part about professional whores is they're always in the mood when you are, and they go away when you don't want them around anymore.
If you don't send out a mass text to at least 5 girls whenever you are horny so you can just reply to whoever is down without wasting time and having it get late, etc. you are doing it wrong. It's not being a player, it's having options.
You text 5 girls, "Hey, whats up? Want to hang out?" If girl 1 and 3 don't reply, you have 2/4/5. Let's say 4 is on her period or out of town. 2 and 5 are still down. 2 can't come until 10pm after her dinner, but 5 can be here in 30 minutes. Have 5 come over and fuck her, leave 2 pending. If 5 has something to do with her friends, let her go, it'll make you look like you aren't clingy or respect her personal space (you don't give a fuck because you're going to bang the next girl in an hour and need her gone). 2 shows up later and you have more sex and she can either stay the night or go home, whatever she wants. Added benefit that since you already had sex with the other girl you will probably last longer with the second one and it'll make you look better. >but anon "hang out"? That doesn't mean fuck?
If a girl doesn't know you want to fuck when you ask her to hang out then she is a boring ass prude or clueless. >but what if they catch you?
They won't, just clean well and make sure they don't leave anything. Women are sneaky cunts, they'll leave little hair bands and shit under a pillow to set traps.
Congrats, that's how to live your early 20s on fun mode.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Where tf do you find 5 girls that
1) you're interested in?
2) are interested in you?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>you're interested in
Lower your standards when in correlation with hornyness >interested in you
I'm no 10, but I had a stable of fillies. You basically never really cut ties 100% with all of them and just bang them maybe once a month. Eventually it builds up to quite a few. I had a threesome, days where I would bang 3 or 4 girls if I could get the energy together, etc.
It's like a portfolio, just because you get bored of dating doesn't mean you stop talking to them entirely. You just forget they exist until they decide to pump.
I miss that period of my life sometimes, the thrill of the chase as a lad about town... but i think once you get to 35 you appreciate just having sex with your wife regularly, which WFH has been great for tbh.
Every so often I FEEL like I want to do it again, but then I just rub one out and I stop caring.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I miss that period of my life sometimes, the thrill of the chase as a lad about town... but i think once you get to 35 you appreciate just having sex with your wife regularly, which WFH has been great for tbh.
story time >be me >get in a relationship with this pretty hot girl >i dont look that bad, earn about 4 times my countries average salary, have my own company, had two cars at the time >relationship is pretty fun, but she has high sex drive while im opposite >a month in she starts demanding i buy things saying "im gonna pay you back when we get home" >is fun at first, but as someone who never was that crazy about sex this gets pretty boring real quick >start turning her down for sex, cuddling, any physical contact that she's yearning for >a week in and her energy levels are down, her self esteem is down, she realizes that her ways of paying for all shit in previous relationships is not gonna work this time
As this anon said, her only weapon is useless, and now im looking at a different person than compared to what i saw at the start of the relationship.
The conclusion is that if her body is the only thing she can offer to you, and you give her everything she wants, you pretty much became a slave. Thats why girls are attracted to dicks, men who do not suffer their bullshit as they pose a challenge to their ego which they must win. Wimps/simps that say yes are everywhere, and they know they can always get a quick fuck from some loser when they desire
inb4 larp
1 year ago
Anonymous
Are you a venezuelan perchance?
1 year ago
Anonymous
She is 100% cheating on you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why do guys here date women they have nothing in common with?
This is true. I would add that another aspect is she is not really attracted to you. She has you around for other purposes. Imo thats the biggest red flag of them all. A woman that weaponizes sex isnt really that attracted to you and views you as something to be manipulated for her goals
Every single woman does that
There are different levels to it. Her holding out for a day or two, whatever. Longer than that and its a problem
The list is common sense. It's your house you should take care of your kids, you made them, your car, you bought it. Now the rewards those are retarded, the bj is the worse, your wife should fuck you because she wants you, anything else is just bad.
Jesus Christ the psychopath eyes. She enjoys tormenting him. There's a whore milf at work that has admitted to me that she fucks with her husband by threatening to cheat on him and she 100% has those same eyes.
I would get stuck in a horrific eternal trap were that visage giving me a blowjob would make me vomit, i'd clean it up and she'd go again leading to more vomiting on her head, i scrub it off and she goes again and i vomit.
>have to piss multiple times a day >always put the seat down >get roughly three stickers a day >get one week of no nagging every two days on average >save up no nagging weeks >turn in a complete slob >constantly piss all over seat >wife starts to bitch at me >show her my sticker charts >she has to deal with my shit for two years >can never nag me about my shit >this was her idea
you only have two options: work within the system and turn it against your oppressor, or violent revolution
sign whatever document that enables that sticker chart, and then immediately sprint to the bathroom and slam the seat up and down fast enough to pull a deltoid. keep doing it until you have more than twice her remaining average lifespan (just in case) and then take the car and go bang her younger sister.
>change diapers six times >wait for her to realize she owes me a naked hula dance >mention I have to 'stay late at the office' the next day >know she will take the chance to surprise me with the dance when I come home >end up coming home two hours later reeking of booze and my collar covered in lipstick kiss marks >"I was promised a naked hula dance from 'yours truly' and your sister never fucking showed up!" >walk right past her and act like I never noticed how she was dressed >grab a pre-prepared suitcase in our closet that has all of my things >look her only in the eye and say, "If you won't uphold your end of the bargain, you won't have a husband" >walk off with my suitcase like i never noticed how she was dressed >take the car that is now in my friend's name (so she can't take it in court) and drive to the brothel for the second time today
if my girl ever told me I needed to 'earn' a 12 pack of beer by doing her favors, i would just immediately walk to the fridge, take out a twelve pack, and chug the whole fucking set all while bert staring her, even when I'm puking into the sink.
>binge drinking
beating her is way healthier, bro. I'm not chugging that many carbs just to make a point to a dumb woman. I might take out one can of IPA, use it to start beating her, and then enjoy replacing my punching bag with the cunt who thinks she can treat me like a child who can be enticed with treats for the night.
>change blowout diaper >wait until she's sleeping and then suddenly wrestle a diaper onto her >when she wakes up screaming and swearing, I just say "why dont you shut up you loud BITCH" >she recoils as she's been blown the fuck out >change her diaper as she's trying to process the whole situation >as soon as she's ready to ask me if I want a divorce, I get up to cut her off and sprint to the board and add another sticker
this makes no sense. the punishments are time how?
does this mean that everyday he doesn't vacuum the car seats six times, he has to spend that night at some annoying kid's birthday party? what if they run out of kids they know? do they have to drive up and down the city to all of the Chuck-E-Cheeses and see which one has an annoying kid throwing a birthday party? Then do they have to explain to the staff that they are doing this punishment challenge and that he has to go in and take part in the party? What if they are refused?
The difference is no fat woman has ever treated me out to a 5-star dinner date on a billion-dollar Yacht. Maybe then I would start looking at them differently, kek.
And for the record women body-shame men just as much. Why do you think there are 1,000,000+ Tiktoks mocking short guys, etc? Women aren't going out and fucking ugly/fat men in the name of empathy and kindness, so get out of here with your self-righteous bullshit.
both brad and leo are closet homos, dude.
all these years of thinking leo is the man - you have been worshiping a poofter.
that's the real reason he only dates them for a few years. it's a contract.
if you want to see what a non-gay looks like in hollywood then see mel gibson and his nine children.
yes, you’re using too much water and that makes environmentalists mad, which makes them annoy us with their dumb useless bullshit
1 year ago
Anonymous
damn i've been overhydrating. is that bad?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Don't listen to this tard
drink less coffee
[...]
yes, you’re using too much water and that makes environmentalists mad, which makes them annoy us with their dumb useless bullshit
,, overhydration can mess with your sodium levels, deplete electrolytes, etc. Webmd has a long list of symptoms.
/pol/tards who can't help but politicize literally E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. (including water consumption) should be rounded up and shot in mass.
>Leonardo DiCaprio gets fat as fuck = Oh my god, Dad Bod so hot
1) only women obsessed with him say this. no one here considers this hot and most would say that his body isn't great and he let himself go (although this is just average for a 50yo)
2) DiCaprio has always had 10/10 face. much like no one cared about David Bowie's body or Tom Hiddleston's body. if anyone else had this body, he'd be just ignored
3) there's a hormone difference between men and women. notice that DiCaprio only has a belly. men mainly deposit fat there, so his face and body still looks ok. women, on the other hand, deposit it all over the place.
4) related to above, he doesn't have that much fat in reality. he could easily diet and get in shape like every celeb does.
Yeah he looks bad here, but the thing is he literally lost it ALL within a few months. He is one of those actors that can get fat during the off season then portray insane work ethic and get in shape very quickly before a film.
That is more than you can ever say about 99% of these cunts who get fat, their gains are a one way road.
No double standard exists in this way for an average person. If anything it's the other way around. Put a guy with a dad bod on tinder and see him get lucky to get 2 matches in a week. Meanwhile some fat roastie makes a joke account and within an hour has 50 simps orbiting begging to pay her to suck on her toes. I don't see how you can compare celebrities standards to the average person. Women fawn over Dicaprio's dad bod because he's Leonardo Dicaprio, he's rich and famous. The dad bod is just plausible deniability so women don't have to admit that they're just shallow money grubbing whores. Meanwhile men shit on Lana Del Rey and Billie Eilish for getting fat because there's zero excuse for it; they're rich and famous so they have access to the best food, Healthcare and personal trainers that the average woman could never afford to have.
>Women ONLY have to look good and nothing else
It's fun when you're a man who has a lot to offer and you are approached by a hot woman who is used to getting her way. Then you let her know subtly that you are aware what kind of woman she is and that you're not interested. They immediately change their tune and it is so delicious.
a woman's value is youthfulness and fertility
a man's value is height, frame, game, money, and status
It's almost like men and women are different and the opposites can attract to create a harmonic balance or something
Reminder that "DAD BOD" is strong fat. Not whatever the fuck Leo is doing. Leo is just a sexy white guy face, his body doesn't matter and he isn't fat in the face.
its not "misogynistic" to prefer that women not be fat.
while men can gain weight up to a certain point and remain attractive. this isn't "misogynistic". there are simply different things that make men and women attractive.
Leonardo DiCaprio gets fat as fuck = Oh my god, Dad Bod so hot
Woman gets fat = Disgusting
Can't you see the misogynistic double standard here or are you retarded?
Genuinely wondering how the fuck this happens. These people have the money and connections to get the best personal trainers in the world to meticulously craft them personalized routines & personal chefs to make them gourmet meals every day with nutritional information calculated down to the last .01 calories.
And they just... don't?
Life who cares after a certain point, they've gone through success and praise. Who cares anymore? They have been at the very top, can't get any higher than that. They have been ripped, they are millionaires, they can do whatever they want.
Wait did she already move past her 'blonde,' phase and dyed it black? Man I was so attracted to her blonde version that I didn't care she sucks on moron toes.
happens to many girls who smoke and then quit for the sake of their reproductive health
they start eating more junk to counter nictoine carvings and get fat as result
She was one of the hottest girls in the world now look at her
>She was one of the hottest girls in the world now look at her
Picrel was her at her """PRIME""". Imagine getting tricked by Hollygarden gnome trickery.
>Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? >Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul? >I know you will, I know you will, I know that you will >Will you still love me when I'm no longer beautiful?
>Lana Del Rey cut a casual figure in a cropped pink tank and a navy flannel shirt while picking up lunch and an iced coffee from Joan’s on Third on Friday afternoon.
>This is why I never date women who use fake nails, it's the biggest giveaway to stay away from a woman, even more so than tattoos. > >My mother never used fake nails, neither does my sister.
If only you could date your mother or sister eh anon.
Because self control and discipline loses to an indulgent lifestyle. Crash diets and poor eating habits may lead to temporary results, but the long term results are ultimately failure.
Without discipline or commitment you can't stay fit for long. Shit catches up.
Based architecture moron. Don’t let these anti chub crackers who don’t post body get you down my brown friend.
To all the seething replies, you made me defend our black friend here, something I loathe to do you need to sort yourself out, or migrate to leddit / LULZ
You're in better shape than 90% of posters on this board. Mirin abs brah. Nevermind these jelly replies. I hope you are dating white girls and holding eye contact with seething whiteboys in public while concealed carrying your firearm.
you ever been to /b/ lately? half of it is bbc shit. this is your IST at this point because of coomers which is kind of crazy. they put black people on the map of IST more than sjws and trolls ever did.
If fat goes to far off the bone and muscle it turns into cottage cheese, and there's no way to avoid it. All fatty models look like this, its just airbrushed out.
This is why architects are retarded.
Women blimp up like ticks as soon as they can get away with it. They have no internal impetus, no soul. They are basically like animated corpses and you as their master need to provide all purpose, guidance, and essence for them to exist. Without a powerful master guiding them, they'll just cannibalize everything around them, including themselves, and then just collapse into a living black hole.
>You can't be a dyel if you're plowing BBW's
Every chubby chaser i've seen IRL was a skinnyfat beta looking fag like my picrel. The IST Giggachad Architect is an unrealistic meme that only constitutes 1% of actual fetishists.
I'm not hating bro, you like what you like. Just don't gaslight the rest of your world into thinking everybody shares your kink.
And yet while they get can still get girls, you can't. What did they mean by this?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Having sex isn't an impressive feat outside highschool. Nice try sperge
1 year ago
Anonymous
soibois are having more sex than you anon. I understand the cope now
1 year ago
Anonymous
>anon disagrees with him >"y-you must b-be a v-virgin!!!" >"I have s-sex, you d-dont!!"
You type like an angsty 14 year old, kek. Sticking your dick in a hole is not an impressive feat bro, stop projecting your sex-less life onto strangers online.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Awww did I strike a nerve, anon? Having a temper tantrum?
1 year ago
Anonymous
you are arguing with a dyel who thinks beastiality is having sex he's basically an incel
1 year ago
Anonymous
fucking lmfao. how mad are you?
1 year ago
Anonymous
you thought having sex was impressive in high school?
>posts extreme version
Look, bro. There's nothing more fun than thrilling a chubby girl by being able to throw her around in the bedroom like no other man she's ever hooked up with can. I've even had one girl tell me no ones handled her like that since she was a young girl. Being fit makes things fun.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Based Jexka poster. I'm a randalinchad myself
1 year ago
Anonymous
Based. Randalin has a sex tape
1 year ago
Anonymous
Based. Randalin has a sex tape
>Randalin
It is good to meet fellow men of culture.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>chubby
Big difference between a "thick" chubby girl with a nice shape and an obese mass of lard being molded by clothes.
But like I said, do you bruh.
1 year ago
Anonymous
me on the left
1 year ago
Anonymous
I am sorry to hear that you hot all sliced up like that, anon. Whoever is slicing up humans like deli meat like that is more than just a murderer; they are mentally sick.
>tfw 6’2” cape verdean and still pull more women than the typical ISTfag
Whites on here are pathetic lol. When will they realize that brown skin is more attractive?
Botched surgery, I mean she likely looked the same in the picture with the shorts but you can't tell because of the lower quality, the effect of shape wear and the lack of it being a candid photo. Look at her leg and hip ratio compared to her ass. Dead giveaway of fat injections because for whatever reason women who get this type of cosmetic enhancement are stupid and don't understand bone structure limitations or how fat distribution works.
God damn. The biggest takeaway from this thread is that a ton of people in IST are either still legally children or in their early 20s and still haven't matured beyond that "I'm fucking invincible" phase.
Disgusting surgery ass
I like big jiggly butts though
Who did?
I did.
who is this thicc nosefu
Annastayziaa
based
Yes
Would impregnate.
honor killing when?
What for? Armenians are not Muslim.
Demi Lovato
Imagine marrying/dating left (in shape woman) and getting right in a couple of years. Absolutely nightmare fuel.
Is it even possible to prevent this? It seems like pure luck
Yeah it’s called having boundaries.
You can end any relationship easily as long as there aren’t kids involved.
If your bitch gets this fat just dump her, it’s not hard.
here's what you say
>I no longer find you attractive
its really not that hard unless youre scared of saying how you feel
>Is it even possible to prevent this?
So far the best hypothesis I have is to marry a natural skinny girl. Then with pregnancy and age she will get thick in the right places.
Here's how you do it.
>You get in a relationship with a girl
>You DON'T live with her
>You DON'T see her every day
>Each has their own life
>You don't get married
Have a kid if you want. At that point her only way to have you around is to be a good woman. That's the only way you can retain power in today's society.
>B-but marriage makes having a kid less costly
If you don't have the money to raise a kid maybe you shouldn't be fucking raw.
Besides, you don't have to live in America, go to a cheaper place where they don't speak English.
Who knows, women there might not be total feminist cunts.
Easy: don't get married
There's nothing wrong with a list of tasks. It's like an IRL skinner box without the cocaine. You get a nice little endorphin rush every time you check off the next item.
If you don't like task lists you're probably a neet
For children you insufferable baiting gay. That man needs to give her two black eyes and lock her in the basement till she is officially broken and submissive.
You've never accomplished a goal in your life. Post body. You won't, tubby.
What’s a matter woman? The Depp trial and now Rowe. Very soon we will be able to treat you like you deserve you fucking whore. You won’t have to worry about carrying a child when we can kick you in the stomach legally.
You're a fat neet. I accept your concession.
You’re a dumb bitch who needs rape with a spiked dildo.
>Just beat your wife bro
>Trust me I gets the puss
Yes.
Doing chores itself isn't bad, divide up the labor. The problem is the "rewards" for doing them that is absolute bullshit. Spending time with your spouse should be part of the time you spend together and shouldn't be withheld, it'd imply they wouldn't want to spend the time to begin with and only do so as compensation
>shaming language
>midwit take
post tits
My garden gnomedar is pinging. That woman looks like a yenta.
How far we've fallen from
>Medieval: "My wife demands I fuck her more," was a legitimate legal alibi for a knight to not go on campaign
>19th Century: Wifely duties include fucking her husband
>Now: Begging for your wife to give you a pity handjob because you've done your chores
I'm no incel trust me but holy fuck does shit like this make me want to start strangling prostitutes, kek.
Marriage is about mutual respect. The second either party starts treating the other like a child, the relationship is destined to doom. Oh yeah and if a woman uses sex as leverage, fucking run from that relationship. I want a woman who wants to fuck me because she's HORNY, not because she wants the carpets vacuumed.
>if a woman uses sex as leverage, fucking run from that relationship.
The amount of simps that put up with this is amazing.
There is no bigger red flag for a woman than if she weaponises sex.
Men need to understand that women who do this are literal whores, who demand payment in forms other than money.
If your woman is like that, you need to ask yourself if you're getting your monies worth. The market for whores is much more competitive then you think.
The best part about professional whores is they're always in the mood when you are, and they go away when you don't want them around anymore.
well said
Every single woman does that
She can try.
If you don't send out a mass text to at least 5 girls whenever you are horny so you can just reply to whoever is down without wasting time and having it get late, etc. you are doing it wrong. It's not being a player, it's having options.
You text 5 girls, "Hey, whats up? Want to hang out?" If girl 1 and 3 don't reply, you have 2/4/5. Let's say 4 is on her period or out of town. 2 and 5 are still down. 2 can't come until 10pm after her dinner, but 5 can be here in 30 minutes. Have 5 come over and fuck her, leave 2 pending. If 5 has something to do with her friends, let her go, it'll make you look like you aren't clingy or respect her personal space (you don't give a fuck because you're going to bang the next girl in an hour and need her gone). 2 shows up later and you have more sex and she can either stay the night or go home, whatever she wants. Added benefit that since you already had sex with the other girl you will probably last longer with the second one and it'll make you look better.
>but anon "hang out"? That doesn't mean fuck?
If a girl doesn't know you want to fuck when you ask her to hang out then she is a boring ass prude or clueless.
>but what if they catch you?
They won't, just clean well and make sure they don't leave anything. Women are sneaky cunts, they'll leave little hair bands and shit under a pillow to set traps.
Congrats, that's how to live your early 20s on fun mode.
Where tf do you find 5 girls that
1) you're interested in?
2) are interested in you?
>you're interested in
Lower your standards when in correlation with hornyness
>interested in you
I'm no 10, but I had a stable of fillies. You basically never really cut ties 100% with all of them and just bang them maybe once a month. Eventually it builds up to quite a few. I had a threesome, days where I would bang 3 or 4 girls if I could get the energy together, etc.
It's like a portfolio, just because you get bored of dating doesn't mean you stop talking to them entirely. You just forget they exist until they decide to pump.
Every so often I FEEL like I want to do it again, but then I just rub one out and I stop caring.
I miss that period of my life sometimes, the thrill of the chase as a lad about town... but i think once you get to 35 you appreciate just having sex with your wife regularly, which WFH has been great for tbh.
story time
>be me
>get in a relationship with this pretty hot girl
>i dont look that bad, earn about 4 times my countries average salary, have my own company, had two cars at the time
>relationship is pretty fun, but she has high sex drive while im opposite
>a month in she starts demanding i buy things saying "im gonna pay you back when we get home"
>is fun at first, but as someone who never was that crazy about sex this gets pretty boring real quick
>start turning her down for sex, cuddling, any physical contact that she's yearning for
>a week in and her energy levels are down, her self esteem is down, she realizes that her ways of paying for all shit in previous relationships is not gonna work this time
As this anon said, her only weapon is useless, and now im looking at a different person than compared to what i saw at the start of the relationship.
The conclusion is that if her body is the only thing she can offer to you, and you give her everything she wants, you pretty much became a slave. Thats why girls are attracted to dicks, men who do not suffer their bullshit as they pose a challenge to their ego which they must win. Wimps/simps that say yes are everywhere, and they know they can always get a quick fuck from some loser when they desire
inb4 larp
Are you a venezuelan perchance?
She is 100% cheating on you.
Why do guys here date women they have nothing in common with?
This is true. I would add that another aspect is she is not really attracted to you. She has you around for other purposes. Imo thats the biggest red flag of them all. A woman that weaponizes sex isnt really that attracted to you and views you as something to be manipulated for her goals
There are different levels to it. Her holding out for a day or two, whatever. Longer than that and its a problem
How demeaning for both of them.
LOOL
The list is common sense. It's your house you should take care of your kids, you made them, your car, you bought it. Now the rewards those are retarded, the bj is the worse, your wife should fuck you because she wants you, anything else is just bad.
Jesus Christ the psychopath eyes. She enjoys tormenting him. There's a whore milf at work that has admitted to me that she fucks with her husband by threatening to cheat on him and she 100% has those same eyes.
If they were men, they'd be in prison
If they were traps, they'd be (in my bed)
>tfw you will never have kids and a mommy wife who gives you good boy points
why do i wvwn bother
I would get stuck in a horrific eternal trap were that visage giving me a blowjob would make me vomit, i'd clean it up and she'd go again leading to more vomiting on her head, i scrub it off and she goes again and i vomit.
>literally conditioning yourself into a vomit fetish for crumbs pf pussy
ISHYGDDT
JUST
What a cheap whore
Need to clean 5 times to suck dick, this is her self worth
I love my wife. Part of the reason I love her is that I know she'd never pull shit like this on me.
>have to piss multiple times a day
>always put the seat down
>get roughly three stickers a day
>get one week of no nagging every two days on average
>save up no nagging weeks
>turn in a complete slob
>constantly piss all over seat
>wife starts to bitch at me
>show her my sticker charts
>she has to deal with my shit for two years
>can never nag me about my shit
>this was her idea
you only have two options: work within the system and turn it against your oppressor, or violent revolution
even more.
sign whatever document that enables that sticker chart, and then immediately sprint to the bathroom and slam the seat up and down fast enough to pull a deltoid. keep doing it until you have more than twice her remaining average lifespan (just in case) and then take the car and go bang her younger sister.
no nagging.
bump
>change diapers six times
>wait for her to realize she owes me a naked hula dance
>mention I have to 'stay late at the office' the next day
>know she will take the chance to surprise me with the dance when I come home
>end up coming home two hours later reeking of booze and my collar covered in lipstick kiss marks
>"I was promised a naked hula dance from 'yours truly' and your sister never fucking showed up!"
>walk right past her and act like I never noticed how she was dressed
>grab a pre-prepared suitcase in our closet that has all of my things
>look her only in the eye and say, "If you won't uphold your end of the bargain, you won't have a husband"
>walk off with my suitcase like i never noticed how she was dressed
>take the car that is now in my friend's name (so she can't take it in court) and drive to the brothel for the second time today
if my girl ever told me I needed to 'earn' a 12 pack of beer by doing her favors, i would just immediately walk to the fridge, take out a twelve pack, and chug the whole fucking set all while bert staring her, even when I'm puking into the sink.
>binge drinking
beating her is way healthier, bro. I'm not chugging that many carbs just to make a point to a dumb woman. I might take out one can of IPA, use it to start beating her, and then enjoy replacing my punching bag with the cunt who thinks she can treat me like a child who can be enticed with treats for the night.
>list
w ... where is the option for sex to be a possible reward? I guess it's true that married couples just stop having sex after a while. sad
>change blowout diaper
>wait until she's sleeping and then suddenly wrestle a diaper onto her
>when she wakes up screaming and swearing, I just say "why dont you shut up you loud BITCH"
>she recoils as she's been blown the fuck out
>change her diaper as she's trying to process the whole situation
>as soon as she's ready to ask me if I want a divorce, I get up to cut her off and sprint to the board and add another sticker
this makes no sense. the punishments are time how?
does this mean that everyday he doesn't vacuum the car seats six times, he has to spend that night at some annoying kid's birthday party? what if they run out of kids they know? do they have to drive up and down the city to all of the Chuck-E-Cheeses and see which one has an annoying kid throwing a birthday party? Then do they have to explain to the staff that they are doing this punishment challenge and that he has to go in and take part in the party? What if they are refused?
this is the version of Ivan Drago that never told his babushka to shut the fuck up
my fiancee is down in the gym working on her butt right now. I told her that if she ends up looking like her mom (skinnyfat) then its over
Look at her mother before you choose her.
If her mother is a milf, your future wife will be too
Your life has never been ruined by a woman's rage
This shit always reminds of the Simpsons episode where Homer gets fat and has to wear dresses .
Have you ever noticed fat people wear dresses or kimonos or some shit like that.
Leonardo DiCaprio gets fat as fuck = Oh my god, Dad Bod so hot
Woman gets fat = Disgusting
Can't you see the misogynistic double standard here or are you retarded?
I don't have sex with men so I don't care lmao
Men have value other than looks.
Women's only value to society is beauty and to raise kids, but most of them dont even do that anymore.
>Can't you see the misogynistic double standard here or are you retarded?
Yes and it's beautiful. Two sexes = two standards.
who says """dad bods""" are hot?
we don't want to fuck DiCaprio, you retard
The difference is no fat woman has ever treated me out to a 5-star dinner date on a billion-dollar Yacht. Maybe then I would start looking at them differently, kek.
And for the record women body-shame men just as much. Why do you think there are 1,000,000+ Tiktoks mocking short guys, etc? Women aren't going out and fucking ugly/fat men in the name of empathy and kindness, so get out of here with your self-righteous bullshit.
He would look fine if he stood up.
think again
>full head of hair
>tall and strong frame
>famous, hansome and rich
>skin is still smooth like a babyass
how can women compete with this??
>Full head of hair
Literally a Norwood 3
>Literally a Norwood 3
you dont know shit about shit zoomer
What a disgusting slob. This is why Brad Pitt is better.
>gets cucked with moronbabies
>his wife cuts off her milkers
Sorry Chad, this is real life. The fat cunt gets the dicky.
both brad and leo are closet homos, dude.
all these years of thinking leo is the man - you have been worshiping a poofter.
that's the real reason he only dates them for a few years. it's a contract.
if you want to see what a non-gay looks like in hollywood then see mel gibson and his nine children.
First off, I don't give a shit about any of those zionist puppets.
Secondly, Mel is a jestermaxxing cuck who can't get a BJ. That's your alpha?
all i'm saying is mel is not gay.
your alphas got molested by gnomish perverts and spent their life reenacting their abuse.
>that's the real reason he only dates them for a few years. it's a contract.
Tinfoil hat powers over 9000
they spend a few years pretending to be his bf - they get fame, fortune and a shot at modeling, acting etc. after for being "leo girls."
beards are not new. leo just does it differently to dudes like hugh jackman.
Get off IST Mel, you've got better things to do.
what if my urine is dark brown like almost black?
It's fine.
stop taking HRT
drink less coffee
yes, you’re using too much water and that makes environmentalists mad, which makes them annoy us with their dumb useless bullshit
damn i've been overhydrating. is that bad?
Don't listen to this tard
,, overhydration can mess with your sodium levels, deplete electrolytes, etc. Webmd has a long list of symptoms.
/pol/tards who can't help but politicize literally E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. (including water consumption) should be rounded up and shot in mass.
everything is political though. everything.
Shut up woman
Oh no's sucks to be you I guess there's not enough millionares for woman like you.
Seriously fuck off, you the reason guys like me making good money driving $60,000 cars with a 6 pack are avoiding average woman.
>Leonardo DiCaprio gets fat as fuck = Oh my god, Dad Bod so hot
1) only women obsessed with him say this. no one here considers this hot and most would say that his body isn't great and he let himself go (although this is just average for a 50yo)
2) DiCaprio has always had 10/10 face. much like no one cared about David Bowie's body or Tom Hiddleston's body. if anyone else had this body, he'd be just ignored
3) there's a hormone difference between men and women. notice that DiCaprio only has a belly. men mainly deposit fat there, so his face and body still looks ok. women, on the other hand, deposit it all over the place.
4) related to above, he doesn't have that much fat in reality. he could easily diet and get in shape like every celeb does.
He's not fat, just a little flabby. Stop being a gay.
Yeah he looks bad here, but the thing is he literally lost it ALL within a few months. He is one of those actors that can get fat during the off season then portray insane work ethic and get in shape very quickly before a film.
That is more than you can ever say about 99% of these cunts who get fat, their gains are a one way road.
Only peds can
do that when you are 33+
lil piggy
Well i'm 31 and pudgy like the left pic. Think I should just save time and start juicing? I'm seriously debating it.
I don't care about looking shredded, I just want some defined muscles and maybe a 6 pack for the bitches.
lmao life's not fair when you try to compare apples to oranges. Cry some more.
This is bait but...
there is a double standard but its not me who finds dad bods hot. It isn't my fault a large chunk of women find it attractive.
YWNBAW
No double standard exists in this way for an average person. If anything it's the other way around. Put a guy with a dad bod on tinder and see him get lucky to get 2 matches in a week. Meanwhile some fat roastie makes a joke account and within an hour has 50 simps orbiting begging to pay her to suck on her toes. I don't see how you can compare celebrities standards to the average person. Women fawn over Dicaprio's dad bod because he's Leonardo Dicaprio, he's rich and famous. The dad bod is just plausible deniability so women don't have to admit that they're just shallow money grubbing whores. Meanwhile men shit on Lana Del Rey and Billie Eilish for getting fat because there's zero excuse for it; they're rich and famous so they have access to the best food, Healthcare and personal trainers that the average woman could never afford to have.
Just tell women to stop slobbering after fat DiCaprio
I don't want to fuck him so idgaf
>Men have to be strong, confident, popular, rich, charming, powerful, secure, etc..
>Women ONLY have to look good and nothing else
It's fair to judge women on appearance
>Women ONLY have to look good and nothing else
It's fun when you're a man who has a lot to offer and you are approached by a hot woman who is used to getting her way. Then you let her know subtly that you are aware what kind of woman she is and that you're not interested. They immediately change their tune and it is so delicious.
you are an incel-virgin arnt you?
>projection
Does projecting make you feel a little better about yourself?
yes, every time
a woman's value is youthfulness and fertility
a man's value is height, frame, game, money, and status
It's almost like men and women are different and the opposites can attract to create a harmonic balance or something
We have different standards for men and women because men and women are different. Nothing misogynistic about it...
Reminder that "DAD BOD" is strong fat. Not whatever the fuck Leo is doing. Leo is just a sexy white guy face, his body doesn't matter and he isn't fat in the face.
its not "misogynistic" to prefer that women not be fat.
while men can gain weight up to a certain point and remain attractive. this isn't "misogynistic". there are simply different things that make men and women attractive.
She was NEVER hot imho. I knew back then she was a ticking time-bomb. Most people have terrible intuition lmao.
Genuinely wondering how the fuck this happens. These people have the money and connections to get the best personal trainers in the world to meticulously craft them personalized routines & personal chefs to make them gourmet meals every day with nutritional information calculated down to the last .01 calories.
And they just... don't?
Cycled off roids, hit the bottle and eat fast food.
I look like that if I avoid good habbits however no roids.
Because nothing else matters if you don't fucking TRY
Life who cares after a certain point, they've gone through success and praise. Who cares anymore? They have been at the very top, can't get any higher than that. They have been ripped, they are millionaires, they can do whatever they want.
you have to be dedicated to take care of yourself. 95% of people aren't.
>Camila Marshmallo
>Demi Potato
>Summertime Fatness
Ayyyy
dios mio
Molested by Wilmer Valderama. Everyone he dates ends up fucked up.
nothing happened. Thotpants/shorts compress everything and turn a 2/10 flabby body into a 8/10
Hispanic genes
Explain Shakira then
Her genes are barely Hispanic (mostly native American). She is 50% Lebanese and the rest is mostly Arab and European.
shes 100% spanish
You are absolutely wrong. Her father is Lebanese. Her name is literally Arabic.
No, she's spanish + arab + native + italian
>EXPLAIN THIS OUTLINER
>HAHA TAKE THAT CHUD
Yeah they're outliners, they exist all the time. Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, etc.
>He doesn’t know about the thick Hispanic milfs in their 40s
>outliners
Always knew this place was full of meatheads
>OUTLINER
>outliners
I was going to give it to you on the first one but you fucked it up twice
bloatlord hispanic genes: North and Central America
hot hispanic genes: South America
I NEVER REALLY KNEW THAT SHE COULD DANCE LIKE THIS
>doesn't use fake nails
Coincidence? I think not.
Tbh DiCaprio is almost 50, while these women are in their late 20s, possibly mid 30s.
El angel de Colombia
She isn't north american
Colombianas are built different
Jungle south Americans are different
She's Lebanese and Italian. She doesn't have the ancestry of the typical Hispanic.
free fat into ass
>>fat in ass now looks like fat
Idk man
Holy fuck that is serious pelvic tilt
Ari Love
Fugg
hot
genes latinos
coca cola
Billie Elish
American food is brutal
Wtf she arm-mog me
Those pics are like 3 months apart and the right is clearly shooped, retard.
So obviously photoshopped lmao
Typical incels, obsessed, easily deluded and misled
The right is literally perfect though?
I unironically think she looks better fatter, and it’s not photoshopped you can tell by her face even in other photos she’s definitely gained weight
Wait did she already move past her 'blonde,' phase and dyed it black? Man I was so attracted to her blonde version that I didn't care she sucks on moron toes.
>fit billie
Mirin those arm gains
.
Looks delicious to me tbqh senpai
Billie has always looked mediocre besides her fat girl tiddies, that dress just holds them better
Never had a great body to begin with.
>one of the hottest girls in the world
LMAO, bro...
Saved fuckin yummm
Excuse me ms cabilla may i use my teeth
I'd go in for a sniff
idk about you lads, but id lick her butthole if yaknow what i mean
Kek she looks like her brapcannon is primed to fire 24/7
Would plow. I'd have no regrets. I've been with way worse.
Lana del Rey
HOLLY FUCK, even she is ruined
She was one of the hottest girls in the world now look at her
>latinas
never once
Damn women with dad bods, they're evolving....
Built like an obese male toddler
Hi Jreg
Lasagna Del Rey
Lana Del Taco
Fucking lmfao
happens to many girls who smoke and then quit for the sake of their reproductive health
they start eating more junk to counter nictoine carvings and get fat as result
Lana Del Taco
Lana del Weight
I could have saved her bros…
>She was one of the hottest girls in the world now look at her
Picrel was her at her """PRIME""". Imagine getting tricked by Hollygarden gnome trickery.
Lana la Puttana
hehe
not srs i love you Lana please notice me
I thought it was supposed to be Amy Schumer on the right
>see this
>whatever, maybe she's just thick now
>google
>mfw
not like this
one more
what in the life of god, she went from Bond girl material to a goblina
She is very gorgeous to me
She has no hips and no breasts so her fat accumulation looks terrible
She was plastic before she even got famous. Idk anon, this one was kinda obvious.
She went full Latina.
>cock girl
fucking trannies I swear. how do they have money to sponsor events like this? being a reddit mod doesn’t pay that well.
You can see she has gone from dressing up to go to the beach to dressing down to go to the shops.
DIET MOUNTAIN DEW BABY NEW YORK CITY
>Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?
>Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul?
>I know you will, I know you will, I know that you will
>Will you still love me when I'm no longer beautiful?
All her witchcraft couldn't keep her from becoming a fatty
many such stories
more like Lana Del Taco amirite
west coaster detected
joke's on you cunt I'm on the east coast
of australia
From model to chimp wrangler at the zoo
NOOOO NOT MY LANA WHAT THE FUCK NOT HER
She quit adderall.
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/09/blind-items-revealed-2_8.html?m=1
>Lana Del Rey cut a casual figure in a cropped pink tank and a navy flannel shirt while picking up lunch and an iced coffee from Joan’s on Third on Friday afternoon.
Fat positivity is a social disease.
This is why I never date women who use fake nails, it's the biggest giveaway to stay away from a woman, even more so than tattoos.
My mother never used fake nails, neither does my sister.
>This is why I never date women who use fake nails, it's the biggest giveaway to stay away from a woman, even more so than tattoos.
>
>My mother never used fake nails, neither does my sister.
If only you could date your mother or sister eh anon.
Because self control and discipline loses to an indulgent lifestyle. Crash diets and poor eating habits may lead to temporary results, but the long term results are ultimately failure.
Without discipline or commitment you can't stay fit for long. Shit catches up.
Los goblinos de Miami
>how
Beaner genetics
All Hispanics hit a wall around 30 there is no return from. She's entering Gordita Maxima mode like all goblinas.
My kind of progress thread
post body dyel
Ok anon ;^)
ok dyel
Now post yours
>you won’t because you’re a gay
Is that supposed to impress anyone? Wtf embarrassing twink status.
lel. post body fatty
>brown dyel
you should be afraid of >post body
Wow, I’m really causing the fat incels to seethe tonight
Another buck ready for the breaking
😉
this is the guy posting le heckin architecterino memes holy fuck
>brown
I'm a white architect. Not all of us are brown. You could just be some white dude who likes chubby /fat girls because they are more fun to be with
so this is what architect posters look like AHAHAHAHAH
you think this guy can even bench 1 plate?
You look good
Based architecture moron. Don’t let these anti chub crackers who don’t post body get you down my brown friend.
To all the seething replies, you made me defend our black friend here, something I loathe to do you need to sort yourself out, or migrate to leddit / LULZ
You're in better shape than 90% of posters on this board. Mirin abs brah. Nevermind these jelly replies. I hope you are dating white girls and holding eye contact with seething whiteboys in public while concealed carrying your firearm.
thanks rabbi!
I think you look pretty good. I see why you like fat chicks now though. Also, I still hate blacks, but it's not personal.
It's entirely spiritual.
140 pounds soaking wet looks good to you? How much of a lardass are you?
I was actually just under 190 when I took that photo, but keep seething manlet
hahahaha the fact you think anyone would believe that is beyond me moron
Of course. A “man” with the height of a woman wouldn’t understand
Yo have 12 inch biceps and no chest you aren't 6'7" you retarded moron
>still not denying he’s a manlet
>still won’t post body
Kys little boy. You’re 1/5 of a human being. Go back to your zoo kek
everyone mogs you kek you are dyel everyone can see you are dyel
Whatever helps boosts your low self esteem anon
ok dyel
>moron
>likes fat white women
checks out
my bro, this is why we need our own IST.
>blacks building their own thing ever
man, I wish y’all had your own IST too
>i got deez cheeseburgers
Crackhead mode achieved
you ever been to /b/ lately? half of it is bbc shit. this is your IST at this point because of coomers which is kind of crazy. they put black people on the map of IST more than sjws and trolls ever did.
bondurgered
so sad
Genuine tragedy, she could've been such a cute tomboy like K Stew.
I kek every time at those god awful abs. You're not fooling anyone Ellen
Mental
This one genuinely hurt me. What have they done to Juno...
>Treena what the fuck
it didn't have to end like this
Many such cases.
>vanguard America
>literally founded by a walking chud meme
Kek
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE CHUD
fags btfo how will they ever recover from this image?
If fat goes to far off the bone and muscle it turns into cottage cheese, and there's no way to avoid it. All fatty models look like this, its just airbrushed out.
This is why architects are retarded.
body looks exactly the same...she has no shape at all naturally....none whatsoever
Women blimp up like ticks as soon as they can get away with it. They have no internal impetus, no soul. They are basically like animated corpses and you as their master need to provide all purpose, guidance, and essence for them to exist. Without a powerful master guiding them, they'll just cannibalize everything around them, including themselves, and then just collapse into a living black hole.
latinos hit the wall 10 years before white women, asians hit it 10 years after white women
Less photoshop in Pic 2. Physique looks the same
american goyslop is amazing. engineered to perfection by garden gnomes. soon america will be 100% obese
Even regular MILK has HFCS
Damn she hit the wall ass first.
awful atp
Post body
i'm dyel i just like fat women
We know all architect posters are dyel kek
You can't be a dyel if you're plowing BBW's
>You can't be a dyel if you're plowing BBW's
Every chubby chaser i've seen IRL was a skinnyfat beta looking fag like my picrel. The IST Giggachad Architect is an unrealistic meme that only constitutes 1% of actual fetishists.
I'm not hating bro, you like what you like. Just don't gaslight the rest of your world into thinking everybody shares your kink.
And yet while they get can still get girls, you can't. What did they mean by this?
Having sex isn't an impressive feat outside highschool. Nice try sperge
soibois are having more sex than you anon. I understand the cope now
>anon disagrees with him
>"y-you must b-be a v-virgin!!!"
>"I have s-sex, you d-dont!!"
You type like an angsty 14 year old, kek. Sticking your dick in a hole is not an impressive feat bro, stop projecting your sex-less life onto strangers online.
Awww did I strike a nerve, anon? Having a temper tantrum?
you are arguing with a dyel who thinks beastiality is having sex he's basically an incel
fucking lmfao. how mad are you?
you thought having sex was impressive in high school?
>posts extreme version
Look, bro. There's nothing more fun than thrilling a chubby girl by being able to throw her around in the bedroom like no other man she's ever hooked up with can. I've even had one girl tell me no ones handled her like that since she was a young girl. Being fit makes things fun.
Based Jexka poster. I'm a randalinchad myself
Based. Randalin has a sex tape
>Randalin
It is good to meet fellow men of culture.
>chubby
Big difference between a "thick" chubby girl with a nice shape and an obese mass of lard being molded by clothes.
But like I said, do you bruh.
me on the left
I am sorry to hear that you hot all sliced up like that, anon. Whoever is slicing up humans like deli meat like that is more than just a murderer; they are mentally sick.
The macros
holy mother of goderino..
You first dyel
Look at the Architect ars magna, He knew what he was doing.
>works with the architect on a movie
>gains weight
Based
dyel approved more like it
Post body
you first dyel
Anon I made this like 5-7 years ago and I see you steadfastly reposting it every now and then, I just want you to know it makes my day.
>tfw 6’2” cape verdean and still pull more women than the typical ISTfag
Whites on here are pathetic lol. When will they realize that brown skin is more attractive?
Las Geneticas Goblina
She's not too far gone. I could fix her in a couple of months.
Botched surgery, I mean she likely looked the same in the picture with the shorts but you can't tell because of the lower quality, the effect of shape wear and the lack of it being a candid photo. Look at her leg and hip ratio compared to her ass. Dead giveaway of fat injections because for whatever reason women who get this type of cosmetic enhancement are stupid and don't understand bone structure limitations or how fat distribution works.
Shakira continues to eternally mog
She is a nature freak.
>my sides.jpg
I'll avoid goblinas thanks lads
God damn. The biggest takeaway from this thread is that a ton of people in IST are either still legally children or in their early 20s and still haven't matured beyond that "I'm fucking invincible" phase.
shouldn''t you be golfing gramps
She hit the wall at mach speed
Latinas have the shelf life of a sliced avocado
cant fucking wait for the moron ass trend to fucking die out already
Small dicked gay detected
Seethe
literal moron brain gorilla moron monkey aaa aa ae e ae OOOOK OOOOK OOOK AUUEGH AUUUOOOOOK OKOK
>he took the time to type this
Have sex lmao
post body lmao
You pasty DYEL gays post this every time. Pathetic, Especially when you yourselves do not even lift
never liked the moron ass and lips either
>latina
She turned 20
lana del wey(t gain)
Yep, that's crazy. She didn't even have the fat upper arm when she was thin. Nobody could predict that kind of fat distribution from hell
Camila Cabello is bulimic now
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/06/blind-items-revealed-4_10.html?m=1
her ass looks like a WW1 battlefield.