But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made...

But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made...

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two rings to mog them all, two rings to wreck them
    two dubs to roll them all, and in the darkness check them

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude just have a nice day so you can have strong shoulders that no one can notice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >strong shoulders
      heh, thanks, bro

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rings are fucking great for the inner chest, forearms, shoulders, and abs. It's also fun to learn things like muscle ups.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it too autistic to bring my own rings to the gym

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, but dont they have rings at your gym?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think so, they have TRX straps but ive never used them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have rings then you don't need to go to the gym, or at least not on upper body days

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rings are fun, but it's still 'calisthenics'. Weights are more practical and allow better hypertrophy with the less injury potential.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Weights are more practical
          not necessarily
          >better hypertrophy
          yes
          >less injury potential
          bullshit

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, a ring thread. I've never used them properly before, but I plan to start. Does anyone have any tips? I tried last time, but I just had zero idea of what I was doing. What exercises should I do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly do basic movements - Pull-ups, Archer/Bodyweight(Tucked Front Lever) Rows, Face pulls, Dips, RTO Leg Raises, Bicep Curls, Tricep Extensions, Inverted Shrugs.

      At some point did Ring Flies/Reverse Flies, Ring Leg Curls, Ring Pushups, "Skin the cat", Front Lever Pull, Tucked Front Lever.

      For over-the-rings movements(e.g. Dips), you'd want to start with getting comfortable at Support hold, for 1 minute or so; and as a warmup. Turning rings out(RTO) after each Dip / Pushup helps with shoulder health, I think, so might as well add it to Support hold at some point. It also makes Dips/Pushups harder if you keep them turned out all the time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't do it bro, it'll be your ruination

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get really strong before you do them - if you fall you could break your neck/brain

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but SwoleShack said calisthenics won't help you get laid...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the girl you posted could probably get fucked without doing calisthenics, anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sex is far more fun when both you and your girl have full control over your bodies' mobility

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't usually thirst after chicks on SwoleShack but FUAAAAAAARK

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Summoning thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        on LOTR

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw an OtterChad using these at the gym the other day. Moment he was up there all the women on the yoga mats started checking him out.

    We'll get there one day, bros.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have rings and use them regularly, but can't be arsed to learn any tricks. I do:
    >weighted dips
    >weighted ring pushups
    >weighted one arm australian pullups
    >weighted ring skullcrushers
    and I dunno what else could be done on them that wouldn't be easier to do with weights

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the same people who tell you that dips are the best exercise for your chest are also the ones who also tell you to never do decline bench press.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on this routine? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeJJEZdaMm8
    im completely untrained right now(havent worked out properly in 5 years) for legs i will do bulgarian split squats only for now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks alright, for a few weeks.

      >Weights are more practical
      not necessarily
      >better hypertrophy
      yes
      >less injury potential
      bullshit

      are more practical
      >not necessarily
      >>less injury potential
      >bullshit

      I mean... if all you do is dips and pull-ups for 10-15 reps, probably.
      I'm talking about getting stronger than that. With dumbells/barbell you can just increase the weight and do the same exercises without changing the technique. While with rings/calisthenics you need to change exercise to a different variation, with worse leverage, that puts more strain on your tendons, muscles and joints in a way that doesn't really has to do with the muscle development.

      Mind you, I'm not talking about extremes.
      Professional gymnasts and powerlifters are equally fucked up.
      But even 1.5pl8 bench provides more stimulus for strength and muscle growth than most semi-advanced exercises on rings.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im still too weak to do ring dips so im doing the pushups with these

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *