Bros....does it actually work?
the real blackpill is that Cristiano Ronaldo has it all and is still not satisfied
We must all escape samsara
People have been warning that true fulfillment can't be found in materialistic possession and desire for thousands of years by now.
The allure of materialism never dies.
he married a whore he will never have peace.
Why do lads fall for the whore trap? Worst ex I ever had was a French girl who was half Hungarian and half French. She would do anything but also was also insane. She had drugged me, always started fights, would often have dreams that I was cheating on her and start physically trying to fight me. She wasn't interested in money though but I imagine if I would have married her my life would be hell.
>Why do lads fall for the whore trap?
There’s girls who look normal but are on the complete opposite of the whore trap and refuse to have sex
Knew a lad who was married to a normal woman who stopped having sex with him and started getting violent with no makeup sex at all. A bit of a gamble when picking the misses.
Cristiano.literally raped a woman when he was in Vegas when he was young, he obviously doesn't think straight and doesn't have much impulse control. All it took for.him to marry the girl is an ass and some plastic tits.
he was on trial for it and got out because the womans lawyer fucked it up
this was news for some weeks but the media covered it up fast, Cristiano literally admitted doing it in an audio. But then a week later she removed the charges and the cops said the proofs "disappeared" from their office. Also it was in Vegas and he lived in Spain at the time so they couldn't do anything about it.
It makes sense now that some male "celebrities" stick with their high-school sweethearts or women who aren't extremely attractive: they are much better people, mothers, wives, and much more loving.
Yeah but this sometimes can backfire too.
Like Messi got with his teenage sweetheart but she only accepted him after he became a legend in Barcelona and the words spoken is that she was passed around in Argentina by a lot of of guys (but this is gossip so possibly not true).
Also there's a guy here in Brazil named Paulo Muzy who is a doctor and bodybuilder, basically looks like a fucking ubermensch and is ripped and a millionaire and got with his teen love too, but only after he became a doctor and she came with a child of other man lmao.
Many such cases!
>only after they became famous
Well, there's your problem. You've got to stick with the one who loves you when you're fucking broke.
Muzy is an actual sad one.
He LOVES that woman. Like, real worship kinda love.
Of course, he fucked a lot of other bitches too but she was always the one in his mind.
>but only after he became a doctor and she came with a child of other man lmao.
You really can't lift away a beta mindset. More guys really need to get better at picking better women, like we all laugh about how girls go with obvious bad boys that will nut and run but dudes will often lay down with the most obvious duplicitous snake just because her ass looks fat in leggings.
Why are doctors treated like gods in Brazil anyways? You brazucas always come to study medicine here in Argentina but it's a long career with an average pay and terrible work hours. I don't get it.
She wasn't a slut but had a long-term serious relationship with some dude.. Could you marry a girl who has had all her serious firsts with another guy before you?
didn't that guy died in a car crash BEFORE going with messi?
This man is like beta/10. All muscle, money and everything in the world cant change your personality.
Can confirm. Still with my highschool sweetheart 9 years later. She used to be a solid 9, one of the most beautiful girls ive ever seen. Now shes a 7. Still sticking with her because she'd be an amazing mother
>Ronaldo has it all
maybe if you're a pajeet or a sandnagger
Plus, I bet those grapes don’t even taste good.
I prefer to be rich and unsatisfied than whatever thing I'm right now, I'm barely hovering over the poverty line, the only thing in my mind 24/7 is making ends meet, I'm fucking tired of this shit (I live in argentina btw)
Just use your white privilege to get ahead in life, retard.
Wtf is this shit...?
Anyways, injecting shit in your dick will make it so that it can't really get fully 100% hard anymore. Apart from that, the veins will be invisible where the fat is injected. Your dick looks weird after injection.
Ronaldo just become peak retard if this is true
Wouldn't it also decrease sensitivity?
I think he need a hug bros
It's clickbaiy designed to track you
This is why being famous as a man only serves to your destruction if you’re not getting rich from it. You could be hung loose 23 hours a day, but if you get one snapshot where it’s turtled up from physical activity/weather, then that’s all you’re known for from then on out.
>that’s all you’re known for from then on out.
Americans shouldnt discuss anything related to football, save yourself the embarrasement of saying some stupid shit like that
>that's all you're known for from then on out
That's Messi, ameritard
she's impressed dummy, it's not a small pp
What did you expect from a turdworld sport?
What is this cunt saying with her pixar expression? This millionaire just ran 10 miles and his peepee is not 8 inches soft?
Wtf. How small was he before if they increased his size to 2.5cm???
Hate to do it but /r/woosh here bruv
>I was only pretending to be retarded hehe
Move along, people
Thought member exclusively refers to dick.
>He's never had a female member in his mouth
i'm pretty sure injecting litteral bacteria super toxins will kill your dick
try it out op
Can I inject something into my dick to grow my foreskin back? I already have a big dick nearly 8 inches.
> to grow my foreskin back?
It's time to let go bro
>to grow my foreskin back
circumcised guys like this will never not be funny to me; you have no idea what having one would be like so all of your feelings regarding this are just imagining what it would've been like without having any actual experience to base these fantasies of a "whole dick" on lmao
It's like saying that money doesn't bring happiness when you got a lot of money
You still need to chase the goal, then reach the goal, then be satisfied, but realize that it's not the answer to all your problems.
Foregen is going to human clinical trials in april 2023, the study in Italy will run for a year, and a year after that the results will be publicly available. So by 2025 you should have a solid answer, anon.
>richest / most talented footballer on the planet
>Misses needs his ballocks bigger
Sad really, unless you're having a go at a little Asian you can't do nothing about a giant vagina. Lads, big pussy is ruining sex for lads like Renaldo.
are all of you fucking retarded? botox is a relaxant, it's the thing people get injected onto their face to get rid of wrinkles. tell me how botox would cause penile enlargement?
>Wrinkles are caused by tense skin
Botox gets rid of wrinkles by causing swelling....
no it doesn't you fucking retard, botox stops muscles from firing. why would you vomit bullshit from your mouth so confidently? do you think you're a smart person? that you're capable of simply intuiting everything? have a nice day.
I’m pretty sure they inject a hyaluronic acid solution
>2.5 cm increase
Do you think his wife made him do it, SwoleShack? With all he has, was she still not satisfied?
>this kills the dickletbros
It’s fake news.
messi would never
>loses a son
>drags his team from 2nd place to europa league
>chimps out and wants out
>gets passed around like a whore by his agent
>gets rejected by everyone
>fills his penis with botox
Cristinasisters..... what is going on?
Cristiano Bognaldo, can't wait to see him in his 40s 50s , he's gonna be a bogged beyond belief.
1 inch girth is insane if its safe
Y'all don't know adrenaline until your about to pin shit into your dick. I know, I've done it. Yes it works and no I won't tell you what substance because I don't want any more competition.
Tell me you're American without telling me you're American
Dunno how you can justify yourself since you're from any state outside of the south
Stopped reading there
What the fuck? Botox doesn’t add size. How fucking stupid are people? They inject fat or some shit not fucking botox
role model bros... I don't feel so good
All the points from the image still stand
ronaldo is obsessed to the level of unhealthiness not in the literal sense but the figurative. i wouldn't recommend him as a role model to anyone, even though he is a nice guy and a good figurehead. he's practically autistic.
>according to reports
I don't even like ronaldo but if you still believe the media you are retarded
This.. I think this is a israeli trick to get guys to inject botox in their dick so their dick stops working and they desteoy their confidence and kill themselves.. the israelite never sleeps lads, do not trust anything the media israelites spew out
>according to reports
I'm sorry, what reports?
I doubt he’s doing any work below the waist that could jeopardize his career.
>according to reports
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