brehs coworkers brought pastries at work and I don’t know how long I can resist
>oh anon you’re in good shape you can afford to eat them
FUCK OFF
brehs coworkers brought pastries at work and I dont know how long I can resist
brehs coworkers brought pastries at work and I don’t know how long I can resist
>oh anon you’re in good shape you can afford to eat them
FUCK OFF
Have some self control and have one once in a while
begone gains goblin
That's the opposite of self control you retard. I can't even properly express my disdain for you.
Having one is harder than having none.
Completely right. Whenever I eat a small portion of junk food like that I get pissed off and want more of it. Better to just stay away
Yeah usually when you yield any self control it's easier to give up the rest. So you shouldn't eat garbage at all.
Cutting out unhealthy food completely could lead to eating disorders and is not sustainable for most people. Having one once every few weeks is a much smarter approach.
Not eating junk is not a disorder you fat fucking HAES cunt
Retard alert.
Ah such newfags. Come back in 10 years when you have some experience. Bet you are both skinnyfat fucks
You're fat
>WAHHH eating disorders are so evil you’re going to get one and never be okay!!1!
Retard
This describes how that poster types so we'll. You can just tell this is how he probably looks . Using words like disdain and being overly angry And being so upset over something so dumb yeah I'm thinking a no self awareness incel
>israelite psychoanalysis on SwoleShack
I hope you die of obesity. I'm extremely handsome btw.
It's hit or miss. Some anonymous can't handle the temptation once they've had one and I respect it if they've recognized that about themselves
Shoo shoo gains goblin
Self control is not eating any
KILL KILL KILL KILL
Seriously though how do retarded normoids do so many mental copes to think someone in good shape gets that way while indulging in pastries. And say you can afford it is tacit admittance that they themselves cannot yet they consume anyway. 99% percent of humanity needs to perish utterly.
>99% percent of humanity needs to perish utterly.
just have one retard
chad eats pizza, remember?
being a no-fun autist because of muh discipline is worse than being a neckbeard incel
The college "chad" you imagine is actually fat, like you. Also you are extremely unintersting if you need food to have fun in groups.
I have pizza too but a shitty high carb meal is nowhere near as bad as a sugary snack
This. Beer, pizza and wings are my main food vices. I never crave desserts.
Based.
Eat away and don't give a shit about calories.
>chad: wtf is a calorie *chows down 3 hamburgers*
Can you spare extra time for cardio tonight?
I don't do cardio
>t. chronically ngmi
My coworkers used to get visibly upset, almost combative, when I refused to eat pizza, cake, donuts, etc. Loved the seethe.
>roastie brings cakes that are shaped like boobs to work for breast cancer awareness
>I get offered the tray
>I pick a small one to be less greedy
>someone says "anon likes them PERKY" and people laugh
>I try to banter back
>"I just wish some of these cupcakes were still in training cases haha"
>is a pedo joke
>silence while people figure it out
>someone says "what the fuck"
that never happened but somewhat funny greentext
What do you think will happen if you eat it?
Probably nothing, OP might have to watch his calories for lunch but that would be it
Unless you're in contest prep, there is room for some useless but enjoyable in your diet
No there isn't.
"oh it's just once in a while it's okay"
It's never actually just once in a while
But that mindset changes from discipline to autistic as fuck
Its disciplined to know your limits, not exceed them
Its autistic as fuck to go " NOOOOOO NO NICE THINGS YOU MUST SUFFER FOR ALL LIFE"
N'wah im already suffering , let me have a pastry once in a while
>to autistic as fuck
GOOD
and it's not suffering. There's good food that's healthy and if you haven't figured that out you won't make it. I don't even think ice cream is unhealthy given not too many ingredients or corn syrup. Hence why I buy from Aldi
>Aldi Shit is the bomb
This we can agree on
I know there is good food thats healthy, but allowing yourself a treat literally once in a blue moon (I aim for ever 3 weeks) wont kill you/ affect your progress massively
Im a recovering fat fuck and I know the struggle to resist sweets. Dont you tell me I aint going to make it , im well on my way and everyone is going to fucking make it
Growing up fat made me this way. By the way if you need something sweet I recommend raisins or shredded coconut or eating fruit. Or figs. Sunmaid should pay me to shill.
>everyone is going to fucking make it
No, they won't. But nowadays everyone gets a fucking trophy. If everyone can do something, is it even worth doing?
>Its disciplined to know your limits
For some people, myself included, it's all or nothing, So I choose nothing. I can't have just one donut, so I don't have any. I can't have just one beer, so I quit drinking. These are my limits, and I recognize that.
They look shit and poorly baked, raise your standards for food and gastronomy, you’d munch pastry that no one could afford to bring over at work
This, they look like they’re from a bakery that mostly sells conchas.
Take bite, chew, chew, chew. Spit out into garbage can. Repeat till its gone.
I think that's even less satisfying than not eating it in the first place
I suppose that may be true to a degree. But really though, the only reason anyone would eat one of those is simply for the taste of it.
he is messing with you
>not bringing the office donuts while you eat deenz
I have a 3000+ TDEE so i take these opportunities to stuff myself and make everyone jealous because I can indulge and still look amazing
Those look very very greasy
DO NOT EAT THEM YOU LOW SELF CONTROL RETARD
I fucking hate this. I have a woman in my current team whose first priority on our Monday meeting is to figure out who's gonna bring fika for next week's meeting. I don't need a fucking dobut to get through a 2 hour meeting. And I don't wanna have to waste time off work buying or baking shit. This woman had heart problems before Christmas and had to call a fucking ambulance. Aged 40. You'd think that would make her make some changes but apparently not.
Absolutely fucking disgusting. If you feel tempted to eat that shit you should unironically be culled. God damned fucking subhumans.
I quit sugar 10 days ago. About 7 days in a veil was lifted and my visual perception improved. I have been ragingly horny though
I'm glad this shit tastes gross to me. I always politely decline cakes and donuts, which the fatties at work drum up any excuse to buy and bring.
Because you don't want to be like your glutinous, low life coworkers that are gonna fall asleep to Netflix in an apartment filled with cat shit, once their sugar high wears off, only to wake up in complete misery
>Have to explain to fatass slobs in social settings that i DO NOT WANT TO EAT THE SLOP
>Have to explain i am not depriving myself of the slop I DO NOT LIKE THE SLOP
>IT DOESNT BRING ME SATISFACTION TO EAT THE SLOP
They always stare wide eyed like i just confessed to murder.
>They always stare wide eyed
Maybe the first few times. After that, they accept that you're "healthy" and "weird" and don't want to eat 2k calories before 10 a.m.
but that's not OP's problem at all.
same, people always look at me like i’m insane when i tell them i don’t like sweets
Yesterday my mom bought pizza and knocked on my door asking if I wanted a slice.
I refused for the first time in 5 years but parents are the biggest gain goblins sometimes.
pick up the box, walk it around to your fat coworkers until they all take and eat them.
Then there's nothing to resist.
>eating sweets past the age of 12
ngmi
Do any other fitbros intentionally bring donuts/sweets into the office to sabotage coworkers and suppress their potential gains?
They wouldn't have made gains regardless
No. Most of them are pretty good at sabotaging themselves and besides, bringing others up rather than pushing them down has little effect on my ability to keep myself fit. If anything helping them helps myself.
They look dry. Don't bother. They won't be worth it.
Just eat one. It wont kill your gains.
>inb4 'my genetics are so shit if I eat a single donut I'll put on 10lbs'
Cringe.
we have ice cream day july 1st where i work and every july first i give my ice cream to the intern i deem the cutest. its gotten me laid once
Unlike the op junk ice cream isn't bad for you
its not good for maintaining under 12% bf like you should be around july 1st
>le summer body
Gay
ok i'll continue to get laid while putting in zero effort
Fat, sausage fingers typed these words.
No I just think it's gay to stop being lean most of the year
Are you fucking confused? Do you like being fat in the summer months, or not?
No I don't like being fat at all
>oh anon you’re in good shape you can afford to eat them
You tell them "I'm in good shape because I don't eat this shit". I fucking hate when fatties try to drag me down.
Punch any dumb mother fucker who says that in the mouth.
You did good anon. Keep it up.