Breakfast

Good morning from Europe SwoleShack bros.

This is European breakfast. I’m a criminal. Need the calories to look big. And cola at the end.

No cigarette for me.

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kebab
    >ayran
    You are not European. Hopefully your father honor-kills you for looking at naked men on this website.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was born in Germany. My father emigrated here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you're not European is what you're saying?
        When the race war comes I'll personally take you back to the middle east you fucking sandnagger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        mach dir nichts vor, du bist ein scheiss kümmeltürke. ich bin aus russland eingewandert und ich bin deutscher als du.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Basiert.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One second …
      Born and raised

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >eats it with a fork, a plastic one at that
        I was just reaching by calling you a fag before but you've confirmed it

        Is that a kebab? I thought kebabs were skewered meat and veggies
        [...]
        >2020+(1+1)
        >german is son of an immigrant
        Poetic

        It's just the turkish word for any kind of grilled meat, it can be served as small meat dicks (called čevapi (comes from kebabi/kebapi) in the balkans), döner kebab like in the picture (large skewer from which meat is sheared and put into bread), small skewers, etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I was just reaching by calling you a fag before but you've confirmed it

          Gotta have my fingers clean. Happens.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That Döner looks absolutely shite. Have some self respect and get a good one at least.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who did you rob for a Czech passport? Also kebab is junk food for drunks and people in sweatpants, calling it European breakfast is a fucking disgrace.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, in truth, and I say this as a fellow slav, Czech cuisine is really kind of fucking shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            As a Czech, I have to agree. Czech cuisine sucks. Kebabs aren't much better, but the only way to eat Czech cuisine is with beer. And enjoy feeling bloated and like a shit for the next 12 Hours.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not fit or healthy, that's for sure, but bread, meat, cheese and beer, what's not to like. Just not everyday.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        co to žereš za mrdky kurva, doufám že budeš mít sračku

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          😀 neboj nebudu. Jo a nechtěl bych mít na picu zažívání. Happens

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          😀 neboj nebudu. Jo a nechtěl bych mít na picu zažívání. Happens

          ale wy macie słodki język :3

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            kakaový chlebíček

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a kebab? I thought kebabs were skewered meat and veggies

      I was born in Germany. My father emigrated here.

      >2020+(1+1)
      >german is son of an immigrant
      Poetic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eating doner
      >drinking ayran
      thats not European breakfast ibne Mehmet.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post body lardass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eating kebab means one is fat
      Ok dyel brainlet

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    törken raus

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >white power
    >döner
    >hayalslop called ayran

    ok.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >milk
      >goyslop

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kebabanon secnd generation immigrant claims to be german
    >nagger a few days ago posting a selfie doing roman salute
    Wait so the infamous white supremacists aren't actually white?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait so the infamous white supremacists aren't actually white?
      Welcome to 2016. Nobody who says whites are superior is white.
      The actual whites just know it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ayran kommt gefährlich

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kebab looks shit m8

    ayran is delicious though I wish it were more widely available in the UK. I've only ever had it at turkish restaurants

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, the "heart attack at 50" diet. Also what is the point of this thread? Are you that lonely?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Döner & Ayran
    Das hier ist nicht der /Deutschpump/

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    döner dominates, make sure to use your gains for good

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best breakfast right here

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me its 3 eggs and 2 slices of sourdough/kamut bread

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of crime?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the UK we have kebab standards, and I can safely say that would not even make category C, not only would the pajeet selling you it be jailed you would be along with him good lord Germany is fucked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bongs don't know good food if it slapped them in the face.

      t. Alberto Barbosa

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dürüm > doener

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