*blocks your path*
>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my blade."
how do you respond
*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my blade."
how do you respond
I thank him for being so based and blessing me with his presence.
I then ask him to teach me the ways of the blade
Imagine if you had the skill of the blade AND the musculature of a SwoleShackizen.
Ya imagine
>Imagine if you had the skill of the blade AND the musculature of a SwoleShackizen.
You don't have to imagine, it's literally in the picture OP posted.
The only answer
Jab, straight, left hook
*dodges*
'Tis true
>draw's 1911 and fires two to the body, one to the head just like I trained for
Nothing personal, kid.
kek
after that he says
>well, you made me use 5% of my power
AHAHHAHH
Foolish
>dodge
Clearly a substitution jutsu
Hayai!!!
I kneel.
What's with the tree trunk?
Substitution jutsu
Do you even ninga?
Why would an Earth style ninjutsu help him dodge?
its obviously the substitution jutsu
>tfw I was this kid growing up
Good fucking God my parents were shit. I refuse to have kids out of fear of spreading these autism genes on and rish birthing a Chrischan.
impossibru
N-NANI!?
I kneel, Shisho. Teach me.
B-BAKANA!
Kino
>jabbing in a street fight
I hope you meant "left straight", brainlet.
>jab in a street fight
Redneck with no skil would murder you on the street retard ahahahahaha
use a barbell to beat him into a pulp
I will simply contract my muscles the instant you cut into them thus catching your blade before it penetrates deeper
then I kick you in the nuts
I settle for a warriors death and assume the war homosexual stance
Ignore him and continue walking ofc
lmao wtf what is this it's kino
One punch man
I never seen a teletubbie in one punch man
his name is Black Sperm
one punch man webcomic, badly drawn but soulful vs the well-drawn but soulless manga they made after. The author has basically dropped it nowadays but it's long enough already, would recommend
based SwoleShack webcomic chads
>soulless manga
You must be out your damn mind
The manga's art is inhumanly good
You can put a magnifying glass up to it and see extra details
You can't diss it
The art is good but the redraws are bullshit
Just ignore the manga, the webcomic is much better
How do I achieve Saitama mode?
100 push ups, 100 sit ups 10km every day
You forgot 100 squats, NGMI
Tatsumaki sisters?
run away
>*unsheathes katana*
Another skinny little whelp who’s been ignoring his training…I’ll be having my way with you when I’ve won.
And here I thought the katana was a onehanded weapon, luckily this guy who definitly knows how to wield it helped me correct my mistaken beliefs
>luckily this guy who definitly knows how to wield it helped me correct my mistaken beliefs
foolishness anon, foolishness
kino
It is a saber, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it, even dual wield it if you want.
It's usually a two handed weapon, but smaller ones can be used single handed
>*holds up finger*
Ah-ah-ah, since when were you under the impression that your blade can pierce my skin, let alone my musculature?
strip naked and enquire if the conflict is really worth the risk.
i start powering up.
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dont make me stuff you into the lockers again david
Heh, finally. A worthy opponent.
Now I can go all out
It’s cool that his move set is listed on the right
Spat out my drink
You cheeky bastard
But seriously, what the fuck is "perfect storm"?
If you would know you'd be dead
Scottsdale rapes, missing kid and perfect storm sound like finisher moves.
Suspect confession sounds like a mercy move
And teachers arrested sounds like he would say "kid, you're so weak that they'll have your teachers arrested for letting someone of your caliber pass"
Missing kid: when I'm done with this move, your friends will all think you're just some missing kid
Suspect confession would be something that stuns or terrorizes while not completely draining HP. It could be used out of battle as a way of getting around a speech check
Winrar
You
I kneel
Lmao at all the newfags replying to this who think it’s an original post
Hahahaha
Lol
Classic, historic even
Holy FUCK, newfags exposed
dude is so fucking kino its hard to hate him.
F
https://www.lakeconews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47777:authorities-identify-clearlake-man-who-drowned-after-falling-from-kayak&catid=1:latest&Itemid=197
No matter how strong you become, never underestimate nature, bros.
RIP
F
>the team made a dive looking for Jacintho but only found a tree that on the sonar resembled a body with the arms up
Lol
IT'S REAL
>he was taking a 16 year old girl to train her on an island 3 miles away
That gust of wind either saved her from getting mega raped or it was a HAARP agent that killed her beloved sensei and she's spent the last 6 years honing her skills to get revenge.
>saved her from getting mega raped
>implying he'd have to rape her
Swordsmen get mad pussy, combine that with the hot for teacher effect and she would be head over heels for her sensei
>As Jacintho was trying to get to the kayak, he yelled “No!” and disappeared under the water, based on the teenager’s report to authorities, Brooks said.
Kino
lmao
LEL
Guy actually doesn't have it sheathed upside down like 95% of weebs
Sheathing blade facing downwards is the based way. Blade upwards is for gloriusnippon and weebs.
Yes he does. Look again.
He is a superior weeb.
TFW I can hear the Samurai Jack theme behind this gif
>Scottsdale Rapes
I love this city and remember when this happened, was dope.
F
>F
Wear a life jacket when boating anons, even if you think you're a strong swimmer. unexpectedly falling into open water is very different from choosing to do some laps at the pool
Wait those are actually part of the news clip? HAHAHAHHAHA
I flex at the exact moment his blade makes contact with my body, performing a perfect parry. I then proceed to give him an atomic wedgie and make out with his crush (flexing the whole time of course).
take out my willy
>Nani?!!?
You feeling tough whip yours oit nagger lets see whose bigger
>how do you respond
By sending you back to the Black Castle Catacombs!!
i know who will i call when the ice blocks attack.
>Duplicate file exists
BASED
Whats up with his hand? Or glitch?
Þungur hnífur.
Þessi hnífur Á AÐ vera þungur
sbeak ameriggan yuropoooor :DD
>implying I didn't also study the blade
>*use my superior physique and teleports behind him*
>he needs weapons
I immediately begin raping him.
He does have a point. Not going to take any chances. getting the hell outa there
>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my bl-
BANG
Fixed. The fact that I have muscles doesn't mean that I don't have a gun with me. Next time, also train the art of DOOOODGE
>>"Those are indeed some impressive muscles you've cultivated, anon....but they are forfeit against my blade."
>how do you respond
"Ah yes, but your Sword is useless against the Ancient Martial Art of Click-Pow! Tought to meby my grandfather!"
*pulls out Glock17*
is it 2008
I mean he's not wrong, a guy with a sword has the odds in his favor when fighting a guy who's barehanded.
you wanna talk like a fuckin zip, we'll send you to slip and fall school
A sword is a piece of metal. You need muscles to swing it around and even more so if you're planning to force it through something.
thats such a cool blade, unironically
It looks like a mix between the buster sword in ff7 and the sword in advent children but I could be full of shit
Oh we have a tough guy here huh ....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FlNIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords’v Heh,,,, easy .....
"No recoil then"
The real answer
>Flexs a 'cep
>"heh, you shouldn't have brought a sword to a gun fight"
underrated
Good move for a genin. That doesn't make it less foolish of you to stand in my path. I have done things you couldn't imagine to develop powers you couldn't comprehend. You are now trapped in my genjutsu where I will torture you for the next 72 hours.
I got a blade too
what now, bitch
>.but they are forfeit against my blade."
Yes but my "blade" has already impregnated a hundred women. If i die today it is with victory virgin.
But to be quite honest why arnt most of SwoleShack also /k/?
*strikes his powerpoints*
Hokuto Shin Ken has a 2000 year history as the dominant martial arts style and will not lose to the likes of you. Omae wa mou, shindeiru
>how do you respond
If you actually knew how to use a sword you'd have a decent fucking body instead of being thinner than a toothpick.
>"Nice try, but my life is a joke, so I'm obviously a gag character. There's no way you can win. Step aside"
If this isn't your answer, you're not SwoleShack enough.
>*easily parries slugglish buster sword and runs you through*
Nothing personnel, nagger lover.
>N-Nani!
anyone got any more gutsanon? how do I into gutsing?
have heavy metal rod, swing it
here ya go
I was waiting for based Guts larper
>people think you larp as guts
at least it's not "darksouls"
That is completely unrelated though
The sword in the op would allow a hit in from a faster, lighter blade such as that pic, and stone the guy in the OP is lanky then he's die from one slash.
That blade has an advantage over the other one.
Basé, Mon Cher français
Str>dex
I won't let you win.
Not again.
That's a really nice katana you've got there. If only I knew what katana means. Any fluent Japanese speakers in the room?
it means japanese sword
Thank you, samurai-cop.
Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
>train how you fight.webm
Ah you’re finally awake
That's too short to be a katana
DEATH!!!!!!
Loudly say "NO THANKS NOT INTERESTED" and keep walking
SELF DEFENSE SITUATION
U GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT MA'E? GOIN TA NEED TA REPORT YA TO AUFERITEES FOR CONFISCASHION SORRAY
bench press him
>During the search Jacintho's kayak also was recovered. Brooks said it had two samurai swords – also known as katanas – strapped to it.
they belong in a museum
I watch his arm wobble as he tries to hold it out and I violently shit myself because I over proteined today and was on my way to the John
Pull out a gun and empty the entire clip into his dumbass.
You're leaking bro
>breathe in
>flex anterior deltoids, puff out pectoralis major then minor
>LOOKS LIKE THE RODEO'S IN TOWN
>bend at waist, flex quads
>don't forget to breath
>HAHA
>point at sword
>THE RODEO, HAHA
>step back
>flex calves
>breathe
>long exhale
>HAHA, SO LIKE GO ON DATE
>flex biceps
>SAY YES OR
>breathe
the fun ends here: any rapier will fuck you up katana and 2handed naggers.
You dont get i frames irl dex tranny
*stabs you with 2m long 2hander*
spear beats all
and halberd if armor is involved
your little rapier doesn't stand a chance
try that embroidery junk on me and I guarantee the situation will get a lot rapier
*extends staff and does a flourish followed with a action pose*
>"You are ten years too early to take me on"
>"This shall be a lesson that will be etched in your body as I am unsure you will remember it once we are through"
15 years of training with staffs and sticks including padding up for full contact sparing. Plus I am actually in shape with decent cardio, speed, and strength.
Yeah, I like my odds.
Violent anal sex then dying instantly from monkeypoz
Your blade skills are inferior. Come at me, I'll break your puny blade in two with my hands
By using my muscles to take his "blade" and then decapitate him... Except I stop at the last moment and he claims a life debt to me and I force him to get swole.
God do i love chuunies
You have no chance against my karate.
Yujiro is definitely more thicc
I would start to undres him, but in a straight way
It surprizes me how theyre so casual about it. "Welp, time to go." Only 2 women seem to get upset.
man why are there no female chunnies that would be so fucking hot
>Ler us cross our blades and later let us embrace each other
>No homo
>heh, too easy
Your swords are strong, yet your jaws are weak...
*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel kid
Drops lmao 4pl8 on his neck
Eat his body for protein then start deadlifting the blood covered bar