Went from disgusting fat Karen to 7/10 fuckable MILF material
>Google search this image >Takes me to a reddit thread >Thread's locked due to massive amount of coomer comments
https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/wog6os/2_years_of_cycling_and_im_still_a_happy_idiot_on/
Nice larp you disgusting carfag. Like you would ever touch another human being. Whenever I have to drive I make sure I drive in a way which creates more traffic for the people behind me lmao. It's hilarious when they start honking.
Being Anti-Car makes you an insectoid bug person. You are literally an ant. You want to travel the same paths as all the other insectoids and not have options to deviate when you feel like it.
You are a worker ant for corporate ant queens whose sole existence is to feed off your work and energy and yet you defend them because they tell you you're special, same as all the other worker ants. Tell me, who is the bug here?
Except the open road and being closer to outside and not trapped on all sides by concrete and morons. Suburbs are soulless but I’d rather live in them then being woken up every three seconds by some gay homeless man banging on a wall or car horns or gunshots
1 year ago
Anonymous
Luckily I live in a medium size city in Europe
1 year ago
Anonymous
So you don’t know what you’re talking about when it comes to American cities. Got it
1 year ago
Anonymous
Your suburbs and cities are both shit for reasons YOU are responsible for.
We've known forever that access to public transport reduces crime and poverty. You dipshits just don't want to do anything about it. The public transport in your cities is an embarrassment.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Dumb communist.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Exactly, it was built this way. There’s no reforming now especially since neither party gives two shits about infrastructure. Nothing will change until entire cities are demolished and the political system is purged of corrupt gays which doesn’t seem like that’s going to happen anytime soon. You reddit fuck car morons are actually delusional if you think the US is going to spend anything on public transportation in the next 20 years.
>cucked by lobbies into buying a car >cucked by the government making it impossible to live without a car because of zoning
Come drink your corn syrup enriched cockroache slurpee, anon.
>You want to travel the same paths as all the other insectoids and not have options to deviate when you feel like it.
but anon, that's exactly what cars do.
I can ride my bicycle down stairs, I can ride it on forest trails, I can do wheelies on it, I can jump up and down ledges at will. What the fuck can you do with your shitty cage?
I am both a hypocrite and a genuine roadster, for I am both the biker, watching the seething wagies cry behind me as I do wheelies on the freeway, and the runner overer of gay cyclists.
The problem with your pic is that in America we have morons. Cars and suburbs aren't some utopian thing- they're a way to de-moron your life as much as possible
I do mountain biking and almost all people that go with me have beer bellies. Just a few and myself are exceptions as I've been lifting constantly to keep some strength because do XC and the ascending can be pure hell without good quads.
All the road bikers you see on TV help themselves lifting and doing more cardio apart from cycling.
Or buy touring tires and deal with the weight. My Schwalbe Marathons are over 5000 miles in goat head country and my only flats have been from valve stem failures.
bikefags literally live day to day purely off the gamble that I’m feeling nice enough not to plow through them at 100 mph. except they do this with not just me but literally every person who isn’t gay enough to bike everywhere and they owns a car lmao.
>mfw not having a car for long distance traveling >mfw not riding a bicycle around the neighborhood during summer >mfw not using your car to travel to national parks so you can freely enjoy nature isolated from retarded humans >mfw not using your bicycle for small errands to save on gas and enjoy being outside >mfw you're stuck in the city if you don't have a car unless you enjoy traveling 12 hours by bicycle with 20kg of gear >mfw you're a fucking lazy bastard that uses your car to go to the convenience store that is 5 minutes away by bicycle >mfw literally everyone in this thread is a retard that deserves the rope
Listen, I use to bike a lot for my whole adult life until 2018. Trump's presidency polarized the domestic population and the paranoid hicks and they started to attack me on the road. You just can't do it anymore. You just make them so mad they shoot at you and throw diapers or beer cans at you.
Just can't do it anymore. People are so fragile. They're also really fucking fat and have bad health. Now? I do drugs, kratom.
My friend got a bike and i warned him he'd become a bikefag and it happened almost instantly he's always telling me about confrontations he gets into with people on his bike. What is it about riding a BIcycle that turns you into an asshole?
nothing. you just learn how indifferent people are to ending your life with their shit driving. people are really unfathomably retarded on the road and you get very acute exposure to that on a bike.
Very cool of her to expose that fraud
very cool brown tummy
kino underpants
>Google search this image
>Takes me to a reddit thread
>Thread's locked due to massive amount of coomer comments
https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/wog6os/2_years_of_cycling_and_im_still_a_happy_idiot_on/
Went from disgusting fat Karen to 7/10 fuckable MILF material
carfags get the rope
>tfw I slam my door into gay bikers
shouldn't have been in the road, lmao
Nice larp you disgusting carfag. Like you would ever touch another human being. Whenever I have to drive I make sure I drive in a way which creates more traffic for the people behind me lmao. It's hilarious when they start honking.
Everyone is badass in their own head, in reality you're fat and wasting money on everything related with your car.
>he makes so little that car expenses are important to him
maybe it’s not a car issue at that point?
sure you do, tough guy
>damaging your car door just because you hate a person on a metal bike
Some really dumb logic
As a schizo wfh shut in, I've always enjoyed this banter
Being Anti-Car makes you an insectoid bug person. You are literally an ant. You want to travel the same paths as all the other insectoids and not have options to deviate when you feel like it.
You are a worker ant for corporate ant queens whose sole existence is to feed off your work and energy and yet you defend them because they tell you you're special, same as all the other worker ants. Tell me, who is the bug here?
you for being trapped in a moron metropolis with no car to leave the city. "my studio apartment has got EXPOSED red brick though!"
Ameritards ladies and gents. As an Eurochad I can leave the city with my bike as I'm not fat nor is my IQ under 50.
as if there is a magical wall that i cannot pass on a bike
>Lives in a soulless suburb with nothing to do in a 50 miles radius
Except the open road and being closer to outside and not trapped on all sides by concrete and morons. Suburbs are soulless but I’d rather live in them then being woken up every three seconds by some gay homeless man banging on a wall or car horns or gunshots
Luckily I live in a medium size city in Europe
So you don’t know what you’re talking about when it comes to American cities. Got it
Your suburbs and cities are both shit for reasons YOU are responsible for.
We've known forever that access to public transport reduces crime and poverty. You dipshits just don't want to do anything about it. The public transport in your cities is an embarrassment.
Dumb communist.
Exactly, it was built this way. There’s no reforming now especially since neither party gives two shits about infrastructure. Nothing will change until entire cities are demolished and the political system is purged of corrupt gays which doesn’t seem like that’s going to happen anytime soon. You reddit fuck car morons are actually delusional if you think the US is going to spend anything on public transportation in the next 20 years.
>tries to make an argument for car
>inherently makes an argument against cars and for bicycles
what the fuck do you think roads are?
>cucked by lobbies into buying a car
>cucked by the government making it impossible to live without a car because of zoning
Come drink your corn syrup enriched cockroache slurpee, anon.
Imagine being against bikes or cara. Cars are fine, bikes are fine. Stop whining.
>You want to travel the same paths as all the other insectoids and not have options to deviate when you feel like it.
but anon, that's exactly what cars do.
I can ride my bicycle down stairs, I can ride it on forest trails, I can do wheelies on it, I can jump up and down ledges at will. What the fuck can you do with your shitty cage?
You won't ride that child's toy in my forest trails because you'd be trespassing city dweller.
>carfags get th-
SSCCREEECCCHH POW CLANG CRUNCH
Oops, didn't see you there. You should have cycling on the side, not in the middle of the road
Enjoy the 6 different felonies coming your way.
Enjoy the paralyzation coming your way
Oopsie woopsie I got a rehab plea I'm a poor addict tee hee
you allready had this picture on your device, carfag
I am both a hypocrite and a genuine roadster, for I am both the biker, watching the seething wagies cry behind me as I do wheelies on the freeway, and the runner overer of gay cyclists.
What about bus chads?
Just try and catch me bike fag
Unironically have a nice day you spandex wearing shit cock.
The problem with your pic is that in America we have morons. Cars and suburbs aren't some utopian thing- they're a way to de-moron your life as much as possible
kek this is funnier seen as a Schwin vs. Trek meme
based
Best feature is the height, not the legs.
Ruined.
https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/wog6os/2_years_of_cycling_and_im_still_a_happy_idiot_on/
Now's the primed and ready to cycle onto a BBC
>run into moron
>falls and cracks open his head because of calcium deficit due to diet of marijuanas and doritos
>more riots
Same milf whore (from her reddit post history)
would
>34
She looks good, but based on the main pic i assumed she's like 42 at the very least, gives big " my kids are teenagers" energy
post body
body
She probably got pregnant in her 20s and hit the wall earlier
Why are her feet pointed like that? Also if she lost 122 pounds in two years wouldn't she have loose skin?
Again, from her reddit post history, she had the skin removed.
looks like rotten pork
Imagine grilling that
americans really cant stop thinking of literally eating everything they see, can they?
Nice progress, and still hot gal but she's standing like shit.
Mens feet point outward while standing woman’s feet point inward, you chuds
>5'7
Created for sex with a Big White Cock
I must be getting old. Seeing this just makes me feel happy for her, and happy for her husband and kids. Imagine how proud they are of her!
>very cool exercise
Yes.
>for getting IST
No.
I do mountain biking and almost all people that go with me have beer bellies. Just a few and myself are exceptions as I've been lifting constantly to keep some strength because do XC and the ascending can be pure hell without good quads.
All the road bikers you see on TV help themselves lifting and doing more cardio apart from cycling.
besides the biking they may live sedentary or just eat too much
It sucks once you get into it seriously, even more if you're tall (i.e. no second hand bikes). Tire maintenance is the biggest pain.
Or buy touring tires and deal with the weight. My Schwalbe Marathons are over 5000 miles in goat head country and my only flats have been from valve stem failures.
bikefags literally live day to day purely off the gamble that I’m feeling nice enough not to plow through them at 100 mph. except they do this with not just me but literally every person who isn’t gay enough to bike everywhere and they owns a car lmao.
>UH OH OOPS SORRY GUYS I WAS WATCHING MEET THE SPARTANS ON MY PHONE HAHA WHOOPSIE DAISY
Did they have it coming?
>ask gym gril to spot me
>get on stationary bike
>he lives in a redneck shithole without bike lanes
lmaoing at your life
>he lives in a city with morons
lmaoing at ur redditspacing
If you live around morons that means you're poor and retarded. Most neighborhoods in American cities are basically de facto segregated
I have one question for commuters who ride bicycles- how much land do you own?
>mfw not having a car for long distance traveling
>mfw not riding a bicycle around the neighborhood during summer
>mfw not using your car to travel to national parks so you can freely enjoy nature isolated from retarded humans
>mfw not using your bicycle for small errands to save on gas and enjoy being outside
>mfw you're stuck in the city if you don't have a car unless you enjoy traveling 12 hours by bicycle with 20kg of gear
>mfw you're a fucking lazy bastard that uses your car to go to the convenience store that is 5 minutes away by bicycle
>mfw literally everyone in this thread is a retard that deserves the rope
mtb vs road bike
gravel
Biking in disgusting, vile cities is retarded. Biking in nature, or in rural areas is based and relaxing.
Listen, I use to bike a lot for my whole adult life until 2018. Trump's presidency polarized the domestic population and the paranoid hicks and they started to attack me on the road. You just can't do it anymore. You just make them so mad they shoot at you and throw diapers or beer cans at you.
Just can't do it anymore. People are so fragile. They're also really fucking fat and have bad health. Now? I do drugs, kratom.
My friend got a bike and i warned him he'd become a bikefag and it happened almost instantly he's always telling me about confrontations he gets into with people on his bike. What is it about riding a BIcycle that turns you into an asshole?
nothing. you just learn how indifferent people are to ending your life with their shit driving. people are really unfathomably retarded on the road and you get very acute exposure to that on a bike.