I would usually use this back when i was single
>Bitch open up your pussy before i open up your skull and fuck your brain until you die
Now im married with 3 kids(i got my wife with this line too) so i dont even need to say anything i just show them my wedding ring and they just open their legs because women get turnt on by the idea of cucking another woman.
whatever you say, don't include the words: nagger, SwoleShack, *cel, psyop, israelites
"I have a gun"
Just grab the ass of your gym crush. Says it all
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>Bitch open up your pussy before i open up your skull and fuck your brain until you die
HERE'S HOW YOU GET THAT GOHRUL
>i just show them my wedding ring
Didn't you watch Seinfeld?
My fucking sides
goyslop is ok tho rite, can't wait for family thanksgiving to throw that word around
Oh shit I forgot one word.
Nooo, anoooon, come back. Don't say the word goddamnit.
my aunt was ranting about israeli doctors back in the 2010s, i can only imagine her vocabulary now
I actually did this to my crush back in highschool. She'd always wear yoga pants and I was a stupidly horny teenager. She got angry and called me a perv but suddenly she became incredibly flirtatious with me over the next coming months.
But my autistic ass didn't pick up on it, despite the fact that even my friends were telling me that she wanted me, I simply didn't believe them.
i got my first gf in junior high by molesting her during a student body meeting or whatever they are called in burgerland
So you have a meeting for that? Neat.
Yeah nah you ruin your reputation since she will tell everyone, EVERYONE, specially if you are not "cool" or handsome or she likes you
The context is that I used to talk to her a lot and even hang out with her during some lunch periods and outside of school in group settings, but it was going nowhere and I wanted to squeeze her cheeks so I went for it.
I'm also average looking but tall and played sports back then if that counts for anything.
Hope you grew up and got laid later on in life
As the story goes I sort of put the pieces together after I graduated and started simping hard for her again well after she had given up on me. Asked her out over text (which was peak cringe beta shit back in the late 2000s) and she goes in about how she only sees me as a friend and she's trying to get back with some guy she dated briefly. Turns out she dated a beaner so I stopped talking to her permanently even though I agreed to continue to be on friendly talking terms with her.
But to answer your question, it was a hard lesson to learn and I went on to date many women and banged 3 virgins in the process.
Some chick in my high school got the idea into her head that she could slap guys and get away with it because she was a girl.
She did it to me and I slapped her back.
A few months later she sucked me off in a public park.
All women want is to be dominated. Even the ones that think they’re hardcore feminists. It’s kind of gross from our perspective, because most men do NOT want to be dominated, but it is what it is.
I beat the shit out of my school's retard redneck flunkie Chad for bullying me and got socially ostracised until the end of high school for it. I slapped back a chick that slapped me (one of Chad's hussies, she wanted me dead basically because the virgin nerd incel beat up her precious Chad) and got a week long suspension.
Women want to be domimated by handsome men. If an ugly guy gets uppity and shows that he's physically superior to the prettyboy Chad, they will just pulverize him socially in retaliation.
I thought you died elliot?
he's calling you Elliot Rodger
it's so cruel bros...
Why is he calling me a mass shooter? Because i stood up to my bullies? I thought standing up for yourself was noble. Not if you're unpopular i guess.
I just had a premonition
You're a serial killer or murderer 250% you will kill
U need to be off the streets
It is too late... my blade hungers... *eyes glow red and my fur starts glowing too
Most women are not attracted to body builders, they prefer money
Dad told me money is for marriage and looks are for sex? I believe him because he's poor as fuck and my mom is the hottest woman I know.
>my mom is the hottest woman I know
He's not ready
Most real bodybuilders (as in they actually compete) have money. Gear and food and contest prep shit costs $$$. The broke guys are skinnyfat
Does anyone have that gymcel comic posted years ago comparing their life with a womans.
just be hot in their presence, they'll approach you
why is SwoleShack so incel?
It's not incel to acknowledge that the primary requirement for getting women is to be attractive
This applies universally to all women
to obsess over it, and to acknowledge it constantly is absolutely incel.
>to acknowledge reality is incel
being incel is being unattractive, there really isn't much to it than that, you can deny it and still be the same subhuman you already are. it makes no difference
Unironically make eye contact as if by accident and either headbang autistically to music on your head phones as if youre really feeling it until she laughs or do like a "fuark Im dying today" eyeroll and shoot and asking glance if its the same for her. Worked for me 4 times.
Women love facial expressions. I've been making more facial expressions lately and feel like an actual mime in a circus but women have been responding in a bizarrely positive way
Eye contact is the second most primal form of communication. Look at babies, they cry to communicate, but the next thing they do when they develop their brain a bit is to look adults in the eye. And we adults respond maintaining eye contact and talking to them like retards, which is natural. Imagine how deep eye contact affects the brain. It's like hacking. I'm of the idea that initiating eye contact is perhaps the deepest form of communication and it's the key to communicate on a deep level and say whatever you want, make people feel whatever you want.
Hello, i wanted to introduce myself. You look beautifull and like you don't stink (pauses) in a bad way. and i was wondering if i could have your panties for my next pr
>you are the gemmy in my 'log
Just go up to her and say hi.
Works for me and I ain't winning any beauty pageants.
>she says hi back
What now Einstein?
>Do you know what israeli pharmacists used to do in Germany before Nazis took over?
I uniroically dont, what did they do?
Prostituted kids if you knew what to ask for.
Like "I've had this men's disease for 13 years and I need a red pill for it" meant that you wanted a redheaded 13 year old boy. And then the pharmacist went to the back and checked if they had any available. If not, you could leave a reservation.
>How are you?
>My name is anon what's yours?
>Come here often?
>Let's go for a coffee sometime
Boy just needs a good barber
How do I stop being repulsed at the fact that I need to approach and pursue women to get a relationship?
It makes me feel like I'm a predator in the wild treating women like food, it disgusts me
In a way, I sort of am
>have desire for pussy/companionship
>women provide what I want
>I have to go out and get it
they want that anon, if they receive your advances negatively it's because of your genes
Become the gay
Try to focus on just being most sociable/friendly. Think of it like testing the waters to see if they're actually compatible with you.
are you too scared to hunt? I guess you'll have to farm pussy instead
>How do I stop being repulsed at the fact that I need to approach and pursue women to get a relationship?
It's your natural role. Evolution designed us that way. Women have the key to sex and they select only the best male they can get. Just think that it's natural for you to do that and to play your role. If she rejects you, well you're not enough. Keep working on becoming a better male and keep approaching women because that's natural
>Listen baby, I'm not a coffee-and-a-movie kind of guy let's go into the disabled washroom and fuck right now
Short and sweet
try this on every woman at the gym, play the numbers game
do them all in a row for maximum efficiency
get a no? move on to the next girl, lets her see you aren't bothered
get a taker? take 'er over the baby changing station and when you're done move on to the next girl
if you do this every day you can get repeat costumers and flip some, plus your game will get better
hey there. you lifting weights?
"I HATE NIGGGGGGEEERRRSSSSSS"
Why did you edit him to make him less buff?
For some reason only Asian girls and black girls approach me. Because I get approached by women on the regular I never developed a skill for approaching women romantically. Does white women never approaching me mean I'm ugly?
No, it just means that white women are retarded pussies.
I'd be so happy to be in your shoes. No one, not even ugly black women approach me
Truth is… the game was rigged from the start
Why does every high school video contain a Black folk commentary consisting of vocal bewilderment? "Yooooo check this out oh my gaaaaawwwwd heeeell naaaaw"
Their encouraged to be extroverted from a young age.
Their small frontal lobe means they have reduced impulse control. Which gets confused for confidence, but is functionally more like a drunk person.
Seethe is jogger speak
>"Did you eat on that?"
>"YEAH I EAT ON THAT SHIT!"
What does this mean?
She ate chads turd logs while she wouldn’t even have sex with the manlet. Its over
The girl in the video isn't the gf of the dude who got cheated on, she's friends with the girl who cheated. The way the black dude asks "did you eat on that" it sounds like the girl in the video also fucked dude's gf
>hey you dumb slut let’s go fuck
Gets em every time
>hi, I’m anon. I’m 6’1”
>opening line to get girls
the sooner you realize there isn't some magic phrase to make girls like you the sooner you might actually be with one who likes you
How do i get girls to like me then? Less direct methods don't work for me, i've been trying through hobbies and shit for a long time but they never reciprocate or want to hang out.
I would just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of "hows this for a start"
Then again im not autistic like you guys and i know what women like
>flex a 'cep
"How's this for a start?"
"H-how's thi-this for a uh... a s-start? W-wanna uhhh... coffee-e?"
>ummm... eww, omigosh, are you trying to HIT ON ME?! creep. i'm reporting you to the staff. hahaha, what are you, 5'7? OMG this is SOOOO gross ew ew ewww i'm posting you on instagram
There's probably hundreds of (fake) videos of Chads doing it and getting numbers. It's the kind of content that NPCs without self-awareness love clicking on.
honestly at this point i would be pretty excited if a woman started trying to publicly humiliate me. not in a sex way
Do not flirt with women in the gym unless you want to get reported and banned. Speak only when spoken to. DO NOT touch them under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, DO NOT TAP THEIR SHOULDER. I'm speaking from experience here, as a fit but ugly guy.
>be benching in the squat rack
>bitch asks me how many sets I have left
>a few seconds later the gym owner comes over to tell me not to bench in the squat rack
BITCH I KNOW IT WAS YOU I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
SNITCHES GET STITCHES
Nah she's in the right fuck off homosexual. Go bench on the benches unless you're putting up 4pl8 and need the safeties to not die.
You should not be here.
Are you an archeologist?
>Pajeet realizing no matter what he does he will never be able to compete with Aryan bulls
If you need to approach women to get laid, you don't deserve to reproduce
>Best gym opening line to get girls?
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