>be me
>start doing pull-ups to get a gf
>Mfw it actually works
>Still doing pull-ups
>Anon-kun that looks so much fun can you teach me how to do pullups uwu?
>Teach gf pull-ups
>She does them everyday
>Mfw her lats actually grow in size
>Drinks my choccy protein shake because she likes the taste
>Mfw I don't actually like her body anymore when she lat spreads
Why can't she do squats? How do I stop this little aspie from doing more? Picrel
Lucky bastard, enjoy
impregnate her
The only correct answer.
You are well on your way to the legendary amazoness mommy gf
There’s no way you got her to do pull-ups this is a larp https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1haqkkVTtI
This is her first chin up
Damn she cute
Where you at Op so I can steal her from you .
I am going to rape her
very nice of you to help the disabled
I told you she's an aspie
Where? I only see a half rep
Thread
Kek
is this real. I want to believe. There’s no way she’s American, way too sweet and innocent seeming
She's kinda ugly, anon
She looks a bit retarded, not gonna lie.
Would I still hit it though? Probably.
She looks retarded but loving. Tell her to work on her glutes and keep her well.
Thats half a rep
You actually stick your dick into that?????
Wouldn't you?
Wholesome.
adorable
This is so sweet. Reminds me of my ex. I hope you hold on to her and make her happy anon 🙂
She looks like Mark Zuckerberg
she does anon
The spectrum of responses to this is impressive.
Shit nigga cant tell if shes ugly as sin or cute
this means cute in german 🙂
She’s cute, do squats together anon
>tfw no uglycute gf to do pull-ups with
That is some strong autism, would get annoying real fast for me
fuck, is the hand thing really that obvious of an autism thing?
Don't listen to the other anonymous bro, she's a cutie, you keep treating her right and be grateful you have a gal that shares your interests.
Also don't post your gf to a Mongolian fishing auditorium.
Its pretty wholesome chungus how cute and happy she seems despite being an ugly autist, thats the look of a girl who really likes you. I unironically hate most women but contain your autism and dont be a dick to her, she seems alright. Just keep training together and build her ass up.
this is what they mean when people tell you beauty is on the inside...when you're genuinely happy and positive, you could have the most busted face, people could still find you cute.
This is a prime example of how what's on the inside can influence the outside. She's not ugly by any means. If anything, in a strict no make-up bare face rating, she'd actually be above average.
Add to that healthy weight...10/10 by today's standards.
You are delusional.
She is not a 10 by any standards. The thing is that men are nowadays so lonely and thirsty of any kind of genuine kind female emotion towards them, that seeing a 4/10 happily smiling towards them makes their petrified soul crack and fall in love.
This only applies to males. If the video was a chubby 4/10 male happily running towards the camera, female reaction would be at best pity and most probably disgust.
>Adipose manlet detected
She's not chubby though
She looks like a chimp (in a cute way)
Tinytrip became a trap?!
>tfw no River Tam gf
it only hurts a little brehs, i promise
we don't expect the same thing from men and women. Flip the script instead. If a decent looking average guy showed genuine happiness after performing a feminine tasks such as baking a cake or something, most women would swoon.
I'm not saying you're out of touch. I'm saying the measures by which you would judge a display of affection depends on the scenario itself. We interpret people's action through the prism of the events that happen.
Also, men and women display emotions differently. Whilst a girl may prance and dance, and run for a hug, a guy might smile and blush, and become invigorated in his speech, maybe make a fist or something. So the whole display entirely would be different, and if signified correctly as masculine, which if we strictly flip the script, we assume as she was being feminine. Then women would certainly not find a man who expresses joy/happiness to be pitiful or disgusting.
Based and insightful. I've seen too many ripped guys strike out with women while average dudes succeed because they know how to listen and make a genuine connection in a charming way.
Handsome guys dont need to make genuine connection when they are balls deep in your crush on first date m8
I'm not talking about guys who are handsome and charismatic. I'm talking about sperglords with muscles, like SwoleShack.
Great insight
>runs toward you for hug after achievement
What would I give for that to happen to me
Someday bro
a cuteeeeeee
>that hand movement at the end
damn she really is retarded, so cute though. Eaisly trickable.
don't get kids with her
Why not?
>The exact cause of Asperger's is poorly understood.[7] While it has high heritability, the underlying genetics have not been determined conclusively.[18][19] Environmental factors are also believed to play a role.[7] Brain imaging has not identified a common underlying condition.[18]
>Not wanting high functioning autistic kids that can see through the lies of this world since they feel no social pressure
Post nose
Aspies are unironically the next step in evolution
The genetic bugs are still being worked out but imagine those little fuckers a few hundred years from now
>not an aspie but i can see it clear as day
For that they'd have to reproduce more often.
A hundred years from now the world will only be naggers
a womans child has a higher chance of autism the older she is. women are having kids on average later than ever before. you do the math
maaark zuckerberg
He finally transitioned
she’s cute
stop posting your gf on the internet.
propose to her and get her pregnant instead, stat
Good for you Anon, she seems really happy with you I hope your ugly cute gf becomes your ugly cute wife
that's genuinely so cute
I'm happy for you anon
Don't listen to the naysayers, Anon. I'm happy for you. She looks like a wholesome girl who's really into you.
That little hippity-hoppity-to-hug at the end, so cute...It's been a long time but I remember...
>I'll never have this
gonna kms bye
I...remember now. So this is what I started lifting for. I forgot about this feel for so long
please anon youre making me sad
This is so cute
If you ignore her face and her Zuckerberg-level of inhumane AI eye slits.
I bet you are hideous. That on top of your jaded incel way of speaking, I'm sure you are a shitty person.
god women are useless>
>. If a decent looking average guy showed genuine happiness after performing a feminine tasks such as baking a cake or something, most women would swoon.
women swoon at whatever men do if said man is hot as shit. Browse tiktok or instagram for female oriented content.
>omg my 6'5 10/10 bf loves to cook for me isn't he so cute ladies
>omg look at my ripped world tier model bf gardening he's so sensitive
it's never NEVER an average guy
>t. No personality
Take a walk outside. A lot of hot women are walking besides the most avarage looking men. Not because they secretly make 6 figures, not because they actually have a heart of gold, its because they know how to speak to women. Yeah your looks and value help greatly but its not be all end all
No, they aren't. You are either underrating the man's looks or, more likely, overrating the woman's. I've heard this normie cope so many times but have never seen an example posted of 2 adults where the man is more ugly unless it's a rich or famous guy.
I hope you find god and love one day anon. The world is not as evil as you wish it was.
This. My gf thinks most things I do are hot. If a girl thinks you’re hot already then she’ll romanticize most other things you do within reason.
How retarded is she? She looks like she has the downs without the extreme chinky face
cheked also cute
Happy for you and jealous you lucky fuck
>This is her first chin up
No its not
Full ROM only you whore
Jelly
post her onlyfans
>tfw no Zuckerberg gf
I can't unsee
She gonna cut your throat in an autistic fit while you sleep, bro. Retard pussy is not worth it.
Worth it
ur making it
she's cute. I'm so lonely
have a nice day.
No joke, I'd rather be an incel than have this as a girlfriend.
So you be a volcel
the incel paradox
she's cute bro ignore these virgins
That's not a fucking chinup. She starts 3/4 of the way up.
>literally female zuckerberg
Thank god, I thought she might have been a chink and you were a lucky bastard.
THAT HAND MOVEMENT AT THE END
well done OP
Are we supposed to read sth into the hand movement?
hahahahah
the cute little skip at the end
>You're so jaded you'll never share and enjoy such simple moments with a woman
Based anon's gf. Do pistol squats in front of her to get her into squats, she'll probably think they're cool too.
She's the same girl like from the "tattoo works" post!!! Alright, I wish you both the best in life, and I hope you're happy together. 🙂
fuck what the incels and retards have said in response to this op, she looks like a really sweet girl
you homosexuals do not understand how smart OP is. hes done what men SHOULD DO. GET YOURSELF AN UGLY GF. asking for a 10 is like saying yes to overtime at your job 7 nights a week all for little to no compensation. plus she seems to like lifting, OP's on the path to training her to have a 10 fizeek and while she may not be a looker in the face it would be better than 70% of what anon can attain.
Honestly 6-7/10 girls with good personality and actual skills or knowledge are the best choice and usually make better mothers anyway
This chick is a 4 at best, be honest.
5, nowadays, any girl who isn't overweight or tattood and with fake color hair and piercings is attractive
Bit of an npc though. But cute
She's is 100% an aspie isn't she?
I don't even care if this is a larp. You're gonna make it, anon
cute
I will be a bit autistic and off topic but holy fucking kek, the responses vary to such a degree ot isreally interesting to analyse - from what ever pov; and funny most of all, how the polar opposite responses ( she's a retarded lul - to - you lucky bustard op ) are born correct.
The sheer amount of yous from this autistic board is a testament to the interest of this post lul...
Sorry, carry on lads
Now that is a pussy that could rip your dick off
No no, carry on, because this observation speaks volumes about this board.
For every shitpost about Kazakhstan there is a post whining about no gf
cute
She looks like zucc
I hope she likes anal
I hope she likes (handholding with interlocking fingers)
>face looks like last girl i dated who was sweet and slightly autistic
fucking physiognomy is real, i refuse to believe it isn't
recc me jav with aspie girl being taken advantaged of but still being happy as fuck cause she fucking aspie
With a retard this adorable at my side there would never be a gloomy day
She seems special. Cute. Hope you the best OP, you weirdo.
Yeah i'm not trying to be mean but there's definitely something "off" about her. Either the other anons ITT are correct and she unironically has aspergers, or maybe some sort of arrested psychological development.
The way she aloofly looks at the sky right before skipping towards the camera at 0:07 is extremely child-like.
>there's definitely something "off" about her
Yeah, she's cute and wholesome. Get off the internet for a while and you might realize that some women aren't ethots and pornstars.
never mind she looks nothing like my ex
Good for her and good for you.
>that 5 IQ downy retard smile at the end
you won the lottery anon
Cute but a little too freakish for me, I would probably still date her though.
she's mentally underage, OP is going to jail
>That jump at the end towards you
Why are this thread still going?
Cute. Reminds me of my own kind of unattractive but wholesome gf in my 20s.
Sorry Alena, I was an idiot to leave you.
Post a pic of alena you nagger
Op dunked on anon with the proof
Pretty nice
ALEX STOP POSTING MY PICTURES HERE WHAT THE FUCJ
Dumb larp, my name isn't alex
I don't think she's smart enough to recognize herself in a picture m8
lmfao
OP i am going to kill you
don't listen to the incels anon, she's cute, and good for her for being naturally motivated to be active.
She isn't a looker that's for certain but at least she's doing shit with you. The skip was cute though. Probably has cute girl energy. She's only aesthetically unattractive. Not like she's below a 5 or anything.
You don't deserve her, give her to me
Good job anon
dude she legitimately looks retard, like she has Asperger's or slight down syndrome
cant believe this fucking thread is still up after like 3 or 4 days.
Can she count to potato?
>60 days to achieve one (1) pull-up
this can't be real
>boyfriend who doesn't work out can do 4
lmao
The absolute state of women
>does rock climbing
>can't do one (1) pull-up
How?
took me a month to do a push up when i was a skelly 16 yo
Holy shit 2014 SwoleShack was right, pull-ups are the ultimate lift for impressing grillz
I think it still needs to be pointed out that all of them are still healthy and within the healthiest 10% of American women, simply considering their body weight.
>Does bouldering
>Can’t do a single pull-up
Actual bullshit
>hairy pits
Good taste. Wish more women were confident and feminine enough for it.
>tfw no french gf
I remember struggling to do two pull-ups at my fattest, it was was ultimately forced me to rethink my life and diet.
This totally, definitely happened
Similar thing happened to me...
Its like watching a pole dancer for girls if ya know what I mean.
I'm so fucking lonely
There's no fucking way that girl is 18
If this is in any way true then I hope an incredible amount of suffering befalls you very soon for being so ungrateful
Start doing squats everyday
This is actually the only way
Patrician taste vs Blackid taste
start doing squats together
I bet she would like my chocolate protein shake 😉
I fucking hate you
She kinda eh mang
She got into squats, she could go for that iron butt+butterface look tho
>Why can't she do squats?
Why can't you? Girls like guys with big glutes. Inspire her and do them with her.
Go to a library or book store
>go to library to meet aspie gf
>end up going the same day as drag queen story hour
>get raped in the bathroom by a tranny wearing a satanic mask
Nice try
Just be bigger than the drag queens
>Implying
Book stores are only frequented by literal libtard millennial women who only read young adult fiction
an actual library not Barnes and Nobles
If this is real, I feel bad that you posted her face on SwoleShack. Now these pics/webms will be saved and posted multiple times as some sort of troll thread.
Yeah, why would anyone want to post your gf, or anyone you know on 4chins out of all places?
> these pics/webms will be saved and posted multiple times as some sort of troll thread.
lol no, she's not meme material. This isn't 2003 /b/ bro, people post thousands of selfies on this shitty site every day. It's only troll content if there's KEK or LOLCow potential, not some fucking random doing a pullup.
i'm already jackin it to her kek though tbh am happy for OP i hope this isn't a larp and he makes it
Remember to wear a condom with your practice gf. Do not trust her.
>practice gf
this is why you are lonely anon. Treat every women like they might be your last, but don’t forget to wrap it anyway
Impregnate
that should stop her for a few months
then repeat
crystal cafe.
oh, you dont want to date them? well thats what autists are like. either man up and ask out a crystal girl or change your tastes.
wtf, I don't believe that they are women. They sound so manly
autism makes you unemotional about certain things, and that can mimic masculine stoicism. (also fun fact - most autistic individuals are boys)
meant to tag
Nah, most diagnosed* autistic individuals are boys. Girls are better at masking and their symptoms look different. Also, people just gave less of a shit about girls having disorders because they were usually less disruptive
there are more autistic boys than girls because there is more variability in males than in females
I wonder how much of 'more boys are autistic than girls' is that boys in general society have to and have their natural instincts suppressed. For instance, sitting still and listening to a teacher instead of, sometimes literally, hands-on learning is really bad for boys.
That's ADHD tho, that diagnosis has sky rocketed for boys, Modern schools are made for girls, not boys.
>Girls are better at masking
it's called not being autistic
>I have a development disorder defined by inability to understand social norms but I can "mask" it by understanding social norms and responding appropriately to them teehee
female autism is really just BPD
show tits you stupid fucking bitch, it makes no sense to have different diagnostic requirements based on sex, no other mental disease is like this.
>Girls are better at masking
because they act like the other ones
crystal cafe is infested with trannies
does she rip stinky protein farts in your face now?
does it make you horny when she does this?
The only real question asked ITT and not answered
Wholesome. If she genuinely likes you and genuinely likes to fuck, you should marry her and have kids.
somebody needs to replace that green backpack with an apu
>be ancient man
>eat frogs like the french do
>throw all your bones/ other parts you don't eat in a hole next to your house
>repeat for the rest of your life
>fast forward a few thousand years
>bongs dig your frog bone hole up
>completely mystified by the discovery of frog bones
what's the reason for no selling eggs to minors?
I thought it was australian but turns out Bongland, maybe to avoid them being thrown at politicians or something
It's to stop kids egging people's houses at halloween
Sharp edges when you crack it. Same reason they card you to buy a soup spoon. Bongs are fucking crazy.
during mardi gras, I know in some countries such as France, kids go to the store to buy eggs and flour and fight each other with it as part of local tradition.
t. former French kid who used to get refused service at stores during those events if we tried to buy eggs or flour.
>oi grog, u got a loicense for them frogs skellies?
You already named the solution, just start doing squats since her doing pull-ups was just mirroring you anyways. Maybe an autistic take, but whatever.
>go to twitch
>autism tag
>search for streamers with less than 10 viewers
You can start from there i guess. Talk em up. Join their shitty discord and then slide in from there.
Every day is just so hard
Lets be real if she was born as a boy, with similar features but male, it would be over
how many pull ups can she do anon
She can do two now, but she'll have to work on her diet
rate her from potato to crayons
excellent anon, I wish you a happy and healthy relationship (thumbs up)
Anon. You are so based.
I congratulate you for finding a girl who is so much into you. Hopefully you will have a beautiful time and life in front of you.
I only met girls who grew to hate me. Eventually, for being on the grind, trying to improve
>Anon, why you still trying to improve? Are tou stupid?
Op, i envy you.
God speed to you.
Too cute. I only hope she isn't the type to start screaming at random. I hate noise
she is really cute, please tell me you cum all over her cute little titties
Hey man, can we trade gf's? I already like yours more. Thanks
Why do you type like an absolute homosexual
her watch looks dumb
Yeah but she likes it
There are so many lives being lead all better than mine I'm so lonely. The pleasures I enjoy are all so empty and hollow just fucking kill me
breed her, she won't be able to exercise
that bitch looks like my ex therefore she probably has sinilar genetics therefore she is probably batshit crazy therefore good luck bro
DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Cringe
only thing cringe is that your gf is your right hand
That woman is acting like a dog and you think it's desirable. Have sex.
Acts like a dog
>obedient
>unconditionally loving
>doggy style
yeah I'm thinking having a gf like a dog is based
>unconditionally loving
only the filth of society wants this.
Why
Gay
Wtf is she a dog?
Nothing wrong woth that
Yes, women are like dogs. That's why they like to fuck them so much.
This is how your gf acts If you are the attractive one kek
She's acting like a retard but based on what little we can see (eye area) she doesn't look deformed like she's missing a chromosome unlike
Who really looks like a mongoloid aberration. Honestly I'm surprised the homosexuals who find her "heckin' valid cute and wholesome" aren't just raiding special ed institutions to fuck downies.
>ctrl+f "heckin' valid cute and wholesome"
>1 result
read the thread, nobody said that?
>raiding special ed institutions to fuck downies.
based
She doesn't have a chromosomal aberration, just some finno-mongolian dna
She acts like a child, I swear most girls act like child trapped in adult body.
its fine to be in touch with your inner child
I want to touch her innie childish cunt.
She knows she's being recorded, so she's acting cute and trying to do new things for the camera. You'll notice that the longer the video goes the more she hams it up like when she rolls on the hood of the car. Women are intensely performative in everything they do.
cute a girlpilled
Why would you save this? Why would you post this?
Cringe but wholesome.
Pretty sweet ngl
i hate my life
This shit sounds like it was written to be screen capped and posted on other sites
come back in 3 months and show progress anon, please
I'm surprised nobody posted this, but OP post selfie/body.
yeah man if you can post your gf but you can't post yourself you're a pussy
?tfw i'll never experience any of these feels
This thread still going. OP still hasn't post body
I'm genuinely happy for you bro. Hope I can also attain what you did. Cheers
Haha op got stuck with the tomboy gf
Get over yourself, she's a keeper.
>do pull ups
>gf wants to join
>but how do I get her to squat?!
Start doing squats until she wants to join. Women aren't that complicated, they just want to fit in and do what you do.
god damn neurotypicals stealing all the aspie and downie women. at this rate i'm going to have to marry a farm animal.
>posts on SwoleShack
>thinks he's neurotypical
kek
What do her panties smell like? She looks like she probably forgets to change them each day so it must be heavenly.
Gj op ur blessed don't listen to retards itt
I WANT GF TOO